The most arrogant of the heavens
Chapter 329
Chapter 329
Fa Hai entered.
The smiling faces of the seven girls suddenly froze, and then they saw the extremely burly black bear coming in carrying a load.
Then I saw the five-foot monkey following behind me.
That Xiaoqing himself also followed the team in, and the group of girls looked a little nervous.
After all, two big monsters appeared suddenly, and they had to find out the details of each other.
"The expression of the holy monk." Starscream personally led the way for Fa Hai, his eyes flickered, and he stared straight at the man's martial soul.
"Huh? What's wrong with your eyes, benefactor? Are you having cramps? Are you sick?" Fahai distanced himself from her while covering his mouth and nose.
Starscream pointed at himself, but hesitated to speak.
Is this man sick!I am ashamed and graceful, so many men can't help but look at me.
You monk... actually said that I have a problem with my eyes!
I have to say, the straight man of steel is too hurtful!
Starscream rubbed his eyes, "It's okay, but the eyes are a little uncomfortable, and sand got in just now. Holy monk, look at my eyes, is there something in them?"
Fahai took a step back and said, "There is something."
"Help me blow."
"This... poor monk really can't say it. Female donor, listen to me, you have a strong anger and too much heat. You are such a shitty person... I'm sorry, I really can't say it." Fa Hai said, "I have tried my best. " expression, then turned and left.
He was so angry that Starscream almost didn't reveal his true form!
She almost believed Fahai's words and wiped the corners of her eyes...
Nima, how can you still have that filth on your body after cultivating as a fairy!
If it weren't for Fa Hai's serious nonsense, he really would have forgotten to cultivate the demon immortal with one blow and believed it to be true.
The pink and green spiders around Xiong Wuneng were all close together, and the fleshy parts of their bodies had been squeezed out of shape.
Xiong Wuneng gave the two female demons a blank look, "The two female Bodhisattvas are because I stand in the middle too much for you? Come, let's come this way."
Then, Xiong Wu was able to put the pink spider and the green spider together and walked to the front.
The two spiders looked at each other. Is the black bear male or female?
Doubtful!
As for Sun Houzi, from the moment he entered the door, he was regarded as an adult every time, and he was ignored all the time, and no sister came to greet him. ,
Perhaps seeing the monkey grandson wearing a short tiger-print skirt, he mistakenly thought that the monkey was a female.
Everyone sat down, and the table full of wine and meat was ready.
Fahai looked over, and in Ksitigarbha's Dharma Eye, these things were carrion, rotten tree roots, poisonous insects, snakes and ants.
Over there, Xiong Wuneng grabbed the rotten tree root and stuffed it into his mouth, chewing hard, and nodded: "Not bad, not bad, very delicious."
The red spider was more considerate, and gave Monkey Sun a bunch of golden bananas.
"You eat this."
Sun Houzi spat out the dog's tail grass from the corner of his mouth, "Look down on people! You know my old grandson used to be a cannibal too!"
"Isn't it to your liking? My family doesn't understand something. Your Majesty is so powerful, why did you learn scriptures from the holy monk?" Starscream's words seemed to be flattering, but they were actually trying to trick Sun Monkey.
In her opinion, those capable fairies are more conceited.Three or two sentences can get all the old bottom out.
Sun Houzi sneered and said, "Listen to me! I am Monkey King, the Great Sage Equaling Heaven who made trouble in the Heavenly Palace 500 years ago!"
As soon as these words came out, the seven female spiders were dumbfounded!
Sun Houzi looked at everyone and sneered, "What? Are you scared?"
The red spider was eloquent and said with a smile: "Of course I heard it. So you said the famous Monkey King Monkey King! Do you know? I grew up listening to your stories. We all thought that the Monkey King Tall, mighty and handsome! I never thought I would be like you..."
Sun Houzi sneered, "You said that thing is called a yellow scarf warrior, and he is also a big fool who works hard for the heaven. The most useless one. Don't look at my old grandson, who is so small, all the gods in the heaven can't do anything to me! If the old grandson goes down with a stick, one hundred thousand heavenly soldiers will be turned into ashes."
Monkey Sun began to talk about glorious deeds.
It made the seven girls obsessed.
After a long while, Starscream quietly dropped the green venom into the tea, "My poison can kill the Taiyi Heavenly Immortal! I want to see if the Great Sage Equaling Heaven, Sun Wukong, can withstand my Tian Luosu's poison!"
"Great Sage, take a break first. Have a sip of tea."
Monkey Sun took the tea and took a sip.
One after another, their expressions changed.
The seven women all looked at him.
Sun Houzi raised the corners of his mouth and said with a sneer, "What are you waiting for? Waiting for me to die from poison? I have long cultivated the indestructible body of Vajra! After eating countless queen mothers and concubines' flat peaches, fairy wine from Yaochi, and the old gentleman Elixir! You mere poison, what effect can it have. Monster! You still don’t show your body!",
Just as he was talking, Fa Hai said calmly: "Wukong, where are the monsters? They are clearly seven kind and beautiful female donors! I will sit down."
Sun Houzi's eyes widened, "Master!"
"Sit down! Do you hear me. Don't frighten people."
The seven girls looked at each other, what should they do now?
Did it get ripped off, or didn't it?
The leader, Starscream, was also undecided and could only smile and say: "It scared me to death. Great Sage, you see we have monsters there. Could it be that we drank too much wine."
Fa Hairou smiled and said: "Don't be afraid, this monkey is wild and unruly! Fortunately, the poor monk can still deal with him. I'm really sorry that I surprised you."
Starscream bowed, "Where is it? It's just a misunderstanding."
Fa Hai nodded and said: "You guys go ahead, I really don't need your greetings here, I'm afraid we'll taste too ugly. We won't be able to eat if you're here."
Starscream gave the sisters a look.
The seven demons of "red, blue, purple, pink, green, orange, and yellow" retreated one after another.
Entering the back hall, Starscream's smiling face immediately collapsed, "The most difficult thing to deal with now is that monkey! This monkey must be the Monkey King, the Monkey King who caused havoc in the Heavenly Palace 500 years ago!"
"Sister, I heard that this monkey is very capable! Even a hundred thousand heavenly soldiers can't stop him. We poisoned us just now but he defused it."
"What to resolve? Taking poison is like drinking water. We can't do anything with this monkey.",
"Well, it's a good thing that this monk, with his mortal eyes, never sees that we are monsters! Otherwise, if this monkey goes crazy, we're afraid that we will all be poisoned.",
A total of seven people know that their abilities are not good enough.
"Looks like I can only invite senior brother to come out of the mountain. The meat of this holy monk is not so easy to eat. Anyway, if you eat more or less, you can live forever. Now, I can only invite senior brother to come out of the mountain. Just surrender this monkey!" Starscream After the analysis, the remaining six witches all agreed.
"I'm going to invite my brother right now! Sisters, please stabilize these three first."
Said that the smallest yellow spider went out of the mountain gate and went towards the yellow flower temple.
"Senior Brother! Is Senior Brother here?"
In the Taoist temple, there was a calm voice, "I said, don't bother me with anything. I'm in retreat!"
"Senior brother, if the Buddhist pilgrims pass by our Pansi Cave, why don't they bother you?"
The senior brother rolled over and said, "How is it possible! There is nothing more important than this. Why retreat? Eating this monk's meat is better than me being in retreat for 1 years!"
(End of this chapter)
Fa Hai entered.
The smiling faces of the seven girls suddenly froze, and then they saw the extremely burly black bear coming in carrying a load.
Then I saw the five-foot monkey following behind me.
That Xiaoqing himself also followed the team in, and the group of girls looked a little nervous.
After all, two big monsters appeared suddenly, and they had to find out the details of each other.
"The expression of the holy monk." Starscream personally led the way for Fa Hai, his eyes flickered, and he stared straight at the man's martial soul.
"Huh? What's wrong with your eyes, benefactor? Are you having cramps? Are you sick?" Fahai distanced himself from her while covering his mouth and nose.
Starscream pointed at himself, but hesitated to speak.
Is this man sick!I am ashamed and graceful, so many men can't help but look at me.
You monk... actually said that I have a problem with my eyes!
I have to say, the straight man of steel is too hurtful!
Starscream rubbed his eyes, "It's okay, but the eyes are a little uncomfortable, and sand got in just now. Holy monk, look at my eyes, is there something in them?"
Fahai took a step back and said, "There is something."
"Help me blow."
"This... poor monk really can't say it. Female donor, listen to me, you have a strong anger and too much heat. You are such a shitty person... I'm sorry, I really can't say it." Fa Hai said, "I have tried my best. " expression, then turned and left.
He was so angry that Starscream almost didn't reveal his true form!
She almost believed Fahai's words and wiped the corners of her eyes...
Nima, how can you still have that filth on your body after cultivating as a fairy!
If it weren't for Fa Hai's serious nonsense, he really would have forgotten to cultivate the demon immortal with one blow and believed it to be true.
The pink and green spiders around Xiong Wuneng were all close together, and the fleshy parts of their bodies had been squeezed out of shape.
Xiong Wuneng gave the two female demons a blank look, "The two female Bodhisattvas are because I stand in the middle too much for you? Come, let's come this way."
Then, Xiong Wu was able to put the pink spider and the green spider together and walked to the front.
The two spiders looked at each other. Is the black bear male or female?
Doubtful!
As for Sun Houzi, from the moment he entered the door, he was regarded as an adult every time, and he was ignored all the time, and no sister came to greet him. ,
Perhaps seeing the monkey grandson wearing a short tiger-print skirt, he mistakenly thought that the monkey was a female.
Everyone sat down, and the table full of wine and meat was ready.
Fahai looked over, and in Ksitigarbha's Dharma Eye, these things were carrion, rotten tree roots, poisonous insects, snakes and ants.
Over there, Xiong Wuneng grabbed the rotten tree root and stuffed it into his mouth, chewing hard, and nodded: "Not bad, not bad, very delicious."
The red spider was more considerate, and gave Monkey Sun a bunch of golden bananas.
"You eat this."
Sun Houzi spat out the dog's tail grass from the corner of his mouth, "Look down on people! You know my old grandson used to be a cannibal too!"
"Isn't it to your liking? My family doesn't understand something. Your Majesty is so powerful, why did you learn scriptures from the holy monk?" Starscream's words seemed to be flattering, but they were actually trying to trick Sun Monkey.
In her opinion, those capable fairies are more conceited.Three or two sentences can get all the old bottom out.
Sun Houzi sneered and said, "Listen to me! I am Monkey King, the Great Sage Equaling Heaven who made trouble in the Heavenly Palace 500 years ago!"
As soon as these words came out, the seven female spiders were dumbfounded!
Sun Houzi looked at everyone and sneered, "What? Are you scared?"
The red spider was eloquent and said with a smile: "Of course I heard it. So you said the famous Monkey King Monkey King! Do you know? I grew up listening to your stories. We all thought that the Monkey King Tall, mighty and handsome! I never thought I would be like you..."
Sun Houzi sneered, "You said that thing is called a yellow scarf warrior, and he is also a big fool who works hard for the heaven. The most useless one. Don't look at my old grandson, who is so small, all the gods in the heaven can't do anything to me! If the old grandson goes down with a stick, one hundred thousand heavenly soldiers will be turned into ashes."
Monkey Sun began to talk about glorious deeds.
It made the seven girls obsessed.
After a long while, Starscream quietly dropped the green venom into the tea, "My poison can kill the Taiyi Heavenly Immortal! I want to see if the Great Sage Equaling Heaven, Sun Wukong, can withstand my Tian Luosu's poison!"
"Great Sage, take a break first. Have a sip of tea."
Monkey Sun took the tea and took a sip.
One after another, their expressions changed.
The seven women all looked at him.
Sun Houzi raised the corners of his mouth and said with a sneer, "What are you waiting for? Waiting for me to die from poison? I have long cultivated the indestructible body of Vajra! After eating countless queen mothers and concubines' flat peaches, fairy wine from Yaochi, and the old gentleman Elixir! You mere poison, what effect can it have. Monster! You still don’t show your body!",
Just as he was talking, Fa Hai said calmly: "Wukong, where are the monsters? They are clearly seven kind and beautiful female donors! I will sit down."
Sun Houzi's eyes widened, "Master!"
"Sit down! Do you hear me. Don't frighten people."
The seven girls looked at each other, what should they do now?
Did it get ripped off, or didn't it?
The leader, Starscream, was also undecided and could only smile and say: "It scared me to death. Great Sage, you see we have monsters there. Could it be that we drank too much wine."
Fa Hairou smiled and said: "Don't be afraid, this monkey is wild and unruly! Fortunately, the poor monk can still deal with him. I'm really sorry that I surprised you."
Starscream bowed, "Where is it? It's just a misunderstanding."
Fa Hai nodded and said: "You guys go ahead, I really don't need your greetings here, I'm afraid we'll taste too ugly. We won't be able to eat if you're here."
Starscream gave the sisters a look.
The seven demons of "red, blue, purple, pink, green, orange, and yellow" retreated one after another.
Entering the back hall, Starscream's smiling face immediately collapsed, "The most difficult thing to deal with now is that monkey! This monkey must be the Monkey King, the Monkey King who caused havoc in the Heavenly Palace 500 years ago!"
"Sister, I heard that this monkey is very capable! Even a hundred thousand heavenly soldiers can't stop him. We poisoned us just now but he defused it."
"What to resolve? Taking poison is like drinking water. We can't do anything with this monkey.",
"Well, it's a good thing that this monk, with his mortal eyes, never sees that we are monsters! Otherwise, if this monkey goes crazy, we're afraid that we will all be poisoned.",
A total of seven people know that their abilities are not good enough.
"Looks like I can only invite senior brother to come out of the mountain. The meat of this holy monk is not so easy to eat. Anyway, if you eat more or less, you can live forever. Now, I can only invite senior brother to come out of the mountain. Just surrender this monkey!" Starscream After the analysis, the remaining six witches all agreed.
"I'm going to invite my brother right now! Sisters, please stabilize these three first."
Said that the smallest yellow spider went out of the mountain gate and went towards the yellow flower temple.
"Senior Brother! Is Senior Brother here?"
In the Taoist temple, there was a calm voice, "I said, don't bother me with anything. I'm in retreat!"
"Senior brother, if the Buddhist pilgrims pass by our Pansi Cave, why don't they bother you?"
The senior brother rolled over and said, "How is it possible! There is nothing more important than this. Why retreat? Eating this monk's meat is better than me being in retreat for 1 years!"
(End of this chapter)
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