The worst monster hunting system in the future

Chapter 2
After figuring out the function of the system, Lin Jiu hurried to the road station.

When I arrived in Dawan Township, I called Baldy to find out the route, and Lin Jiu went straight to the mourning hall.

The mourning hall is in the courtyard of an old ancestral house, and the bald man and several others can be seen standing at the gate of the courtyard from a distance.

"Where are the firecrackers I asked you to buy?" Bald Man asked with his eyes widened when he saw Lin Jiu coming over empty-handed.

"Firecrackers?" Damn it, why did I forget about this? I was just arguing with that bitch of the system on the way, and I completely forgot about it.

Lin Jiu had no choice but to tell the truth, telling the story of being abandoned by his girlfriend and throwing firecrackers into the toilet.

The bald man is a real person. Hearing Lin Jiu's words, the corners of his mouth twitched, and the eyelids of the buddies behind him also twitched wildly. Don't mess with this kid, let him be so bad!How cheap it is to throw firecrackers into the toilet, if there are other people in it, wouldn't it be very desolate.

Although Bald Man felt that what Lin Jiu did was a bit mean, but young people, who had no temper, and it was such a big thing as fighting for love, how many people could endure it.

The bald man patted Lin Jiu on the shoulder and said, "Forget it, Xiaojiu, don't be angry. What happened is over. There's no need for a man to have a wife. He can find a better one in the future. There's nothing he can't let go of that kind of woman!"

Lin Jiu let out a long sigh, and said with regret: "How can it be so easy to let go..."

"Ding, the host has obtained 5 cheap air points!"

Huh!What am I doing wrong? I am telling the truth, okay?

Lin Jiu is wondering!
The bald man jumped up, kicked Lin Jiu's ass, and said angrily, "Little bastard, I kicked you to death!"

Is there any humanity left!

Everyone hurriedly grabbed the bald man and persuaded him, and finally managed to persuade the bald man to stop.

The bald man was too lazy to talk to Lin Jiu, and asked the mustache behind him angrily, "What time is it, why haven't the miscellaneous hairs arrived yet?"

The mustache in the back looked at the time and said, "It's almost here, I called just now, and he said he was doing business in the city!"

As soon as the words fell, I saw a person running over dejectedly, and shouted from a distance: "Brother Baldy!"

"Miscellaneous hair is here!" Mustache raised his head, startled.

Fuck, what is this guy doing? Don’t look too fancy. His hair is a mess, his face is black and yellow, and there are two lines of nosebleeds under his nose. He has big holes and small eyes, and smells like gunpowder. This is time to go. Sexy route or what?

"Miscellaneous hair, what's the matter with you?" The bald man asked in confusion.

"Mom, you bastard, I went to the toilet, but that bastard son threw a string of firecrackers in and landed on my head..." Miscellaneous Mao cursed angrily.

Baldy: "..."

Everyone: "..."

Everyone looked at Lin Jiu with strange eyes.

Lin Jiu: "..."

I really didn't do this on purpose. I'm also very sad for accidentally injuring friendly troops, but who knew it was such a coincidence. Lin Jiu didn't feel ashamed and looked at Baldy and the others with surprised eyes.

Damn it, you are so surprised, the bald man rolled his eyes in anger, and can hardly complain, this guy is so wicked, the Golden Horse Award owes you a Best Actor Award.

Baldy and the others didn't expose it, Za Mao had a bad temper, and if it was revealed that the murderer was Lin Jiu, Za Mao would have died violently on the spot.

"Ding, the host has obtained 5 cheap air points!"

Lin Jiu didn't have time to pay attention to the system at this time, and said seriously: "You are too immoral, did you see who it is?"

Zamao: "When I saw a hammer, I pulled up my pants and came out. What a ghost!"

Speaking of this, Zamao suddenly laughed "haha".

Lin Jiu was stunned. Did the firecrackers blow up his brain?Why did you suddenly laugh, shouldn't you be unable to cry for such a thing?

"Brother Miscellaneous, calm down, let's talk about this matter, although it's a bit wicked, maybe others didn't mean it, so don't worry about it too much!" Lin Jiu started talking nonsense.

The bald man and a few audience members rolled their eyes when they heard this, you fucking did it on purpose, well, the miscellaneous hair provoked someone, and they were blown up by firecrackers when they went to the toilet, you are still talking nonsense, you will seriously comfort If you don't, you won't just go away. Don't you think that the person is so stimulated that his brain is damaged?

"The turtle boy next to me was even worse than me. Just when he stood up, the firecracker just fell into his pants..." Zamao said and laughed "haha" again.

Damn it, this sounds painful. The old men couldn't help but squeeze their legs together. Thinking of this cruel torture, they felt a pain.

Only Lin Jiu looked up to the sky and laughed wildly.

This revenge can be regarded as a complete revenge, making you a bastard, who usually looks down on me and hooks up with Lao Tzu and Ma Zi, this is miserable. Thinking of Wen Yan's jumping feet, Lin Jiu felt refreshed.

Before Lin Jiu finished laughing, a hand reached over and pushed Lin Jiu aside.

A little Taoist priest wearing a Taoist robe glared at Lin Jiu and cursed: "You are blind, blocking my master's way!"

Next to the little Taoist priest is an old Taoist with a clear face, yellow clothes and high crown, with two mouse whiskers, a dust whisk leaning on the crook of his arm, the old god is there, his eyelids are slightly raised, and he squinted at Lin Jiu and snorted coldly. He walked towards the door with his head held high.

"Master Yun, you're finally here, and I'll be waiting for you!" A soft and soft voice came from the gate, just listening to the voice makes one's bones tingle.

"Mrs. Laurin welcomes you from afar, and I have done my calculations, and I can't miss the auspicious time!" Master Yun said inscrutablely.

The two walked in while talking, Lin Jiu took a look, "Bah, what kind of master, he is probably a liar!"

The bald man lit a cigarette at the door, and said cheerfully, "Who says it's not? But rich people believe in it, unlike us, who can only work hard!"

Several people were chatting at the door. They only waited for the owner to come out and call for help, and then went in to work.

After waiting for more than an hour, a boy in his 30s came out, and shouted impatiently at several people with a look of disgust: "Work, work, hurry up, miss the auspicious time, give it all to me Get out!"

The bald man quickly called to several people and said, "It's time to get to work."

Xiaobailian walked in front, far away from the few people, as if he was afraid of getting bad luck, Lin Jiu muttered: "Paralyzed, dogs look down on people!"

The bald man sighed and said, "I'm used to being looked down upon in our line of work. You're still young, so you'll know later that survival is more important than anything else!"

Although the bald man said it calmly, Lin Jiu could still hear a hint of displeasure in his tone. Although carrying the coffin into the ground made a lot of money, when it comes to talking about it, few people can afford it.

The same people who eat the food of the dead, such as Master Yun, can be greeted by the host's wife in person. In comparison, it is like heaven and earth.

(End of this chapter)