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Chapter 97 Classic comic jokes
The new energy industry ushered in an earthquake, and the industry shouted: Wolf is coming!

The two major game companies in the game industry are fighting for a new round of kings. Last time, after Penguin was defeated by Rongguang, it lost half of the country. Rongguang Games quickly gained a foothold in the game market and has its own "base".

Today, the six game divisions of Glory, Red Fox, Yiwang, Shorty, Extreme, and Shengda are collectively known as the six princes of the game industry. %, Penguin games accounted for more than 70%, and other games struggled to survive in less than 30%.

Originally, Penguin had a monopoly of 45% of the market share, but now it only has 25%. The lost 20% undoubtedly became the food in Rongguang’s belly. Therefore, in addition to Penguin’s 25% market share, in China, Rongguang games are thriving and want to be worn. crown!
To be precise, this battle between CF and CS is a battle for the throne and a fight for the crown. If Rongguang wins and Penguin loses, Rongguang will become the leader in domestic games and occupy the largest market share; if Rongguang loses and Penguin wins, Penguin will keep it. The overlord status; while the glory will have to retreat to the princes, waiting to be cannibalized.

Therefore, the whole country is watching and eating melons, watching the good show of the game war, and eating the big melons of the new energy industry.

At this time, Su Sheng and Gou Fugui arrived at Jinmen Binhai International Airport together.

"Where?"

"Of course I'm looking for my little beauty!"

"Uh……"

"Then you go, I'll find a hotel to stay in, and I'll send you a location later."

"Okay, okay, help me get my luggage."

"Huh? Why do you give me the luggage? Gouzi, don't you...hehehe!"

"Hey, hey, what a fart, except for holding hands, I didn't dare touch more than half an inch of flesh."

"Weak bastard!"

……

Su Sheng settled in a hotel near the Eye of Jinmen. The culture of Jinmen is relatively mixed. Due to the influence of historical factors, it presents more than a dozen countries with western architectural styles, such as the Italian Style Street, O'Farangxiang Street and the five-story building in the old concession not far away. Avenues, etc., are full of exotic flavors, and the humanistic style is more leisurely, comfortable and comfortable.

They also belong to the new first-tier cities, such as Hangzhou, Jingcheng, Dongdao, Magic City and Shenzhen. The pace is relatively fast in all aspects. However, this is not the case in Tianjin. Singing music, drinking tea, playing birds, and listening to cross talk are all local The main theme of people's life, if you say that Tianjin is fast-paced?Then you must be a non-local and have a mortgage and car loan, otherwise you wouldn’t be able to say that the pace is fast.

The superior geographical location and comfortable pace of life make Jinmen people very attached to their hometown. In the local saying, as long as they can make a living in Jinmen, they are unwilling to leave their hometown and go out to work!There is a buddy in the dormitory who is from Yuyang, Jinmen. He said that the favorite occupations of Jinmen people are door guards, warehouse managers and security guards... Therefore, it can be seen from the occupations that it can be said that the Jinmen people here are stable!
When it comes to humanities, we have to talk about cross talk. The source of cross talk belongs to folk rap art. It circulates in the four basic forms of saying, learning, teasing and Chang. It began in Ming and Qing Dynasties and flourished in the contemporary era. Menquanyechang and Jinling Confucius Temple are divided into Southern School and Northern School. The form of performance is to speak with open mouth and oral performance.

According to the agreement, Gouzi and his little cousin came to Quanyechang to wait for Su Sheng after eating at Yingbin Commercial Street. Su Sheng met Xiaomei for the first time and said hello.

"Su Sheng, my college roommate and buddy."

"Guo Xiaomei, I...my girlfriend!"

"Hiss~" As soon as he finished saying the word "girlfriend", there was a burst of crispness in his waist.

Guo Xiaomei, as her name suggests, is small and beautiful, her weak body gives the impression of being "weak and weak", and she is as fragile and beautiful as Daiyu.

"Hello."

"Hello."

In the Quanye field, Guo Xiaomei said: "Internal registration requires internal employee badges. I borrowed them from my two sisters who didn't come to work on vacation. You two don't lose them."

"Don't worry, Mei."

Holding the Quanyechang's internal employee discount coupons, she walked freely and came to the front seat on one side. Guo Xiaomei said, "You guys sit here and wait. I'll go to the backstage to get some melons and fruits."

Ten minutes later, the crosstalk started. As soon as he came up, Lao Guo stepped onto the stage with figure-of-eight steps, and Yu Qian followed closely. Lao Guo stepped forward, opened his eyes, curled his mouth, and said: "A bent tree is straight and must eventually bend. It’s hard to keep a wolf as a dog to look after a house; ink dyes a cormorant black soon, but paints a crow white but it’s not strong; candied yellow lotus will eventually be bitter, but picking melons and fruits by force can’t be sweet; good deeds must be done by good people, how can mortals be gods.”

Snapped!
"Dear viewers, parents of food and clothing, good evening." Lao Guo kicked his feet and strutting, cupping his fists and bowing, "I am a cross talk actor, Guo Dapao!"

Yu Qian followed closely behind, dusting off his long gown elegantly, "Crosstalk actor Yu Qian, I would like to say hello to everyone."

clap clap clap...

The audience applauded enthusiastically.

Lao Guo said: "Thank you for your warm applause. If you don't have any other skills, you will have the strength. Put aside good and bad, you can listen to something new..."

At the beginning of the cross talk, with a tease and a handful, Lao Guo threw his burden, and Brother Qian supported him, and the audience laughed heartily from time to time.

Su Sheng listened to the cross talk between Lao Guo and Brother Qian, laughing and cursing became articles, and everyone could appreciate the elegance and vulgarity. What he heard was a joke, and what he gained was life. The true meaning of cross talk is nothing more than this.

When the last session of Guo & Qian’s special session ended, Lao Guo didn’t talk about the burdensome jokes, but said that when he was unsatisfactory in the past, he went to the street to perform at the stalls, three meals a day without enough food and clothing, which was touching. Then he talked about the human relationship in the cross talk industry, which is not as good as before The purity of people's hearts is not ancient, not as clean and pure as that of Zhang, Ma, Hou, and Liu. Relying on talent and hard work, let the ancestors enjoy the food.

Lao Guo said: "It's not easy for cross talk to survive. The road is windy and rough. When I was a child, I watched Ma Lao perform stand-up "Teasing You" and laughed and reaped goodness. Now, in order to adapt to the development of the times and the people Spiritual needs, the old and new crosstalks are on their own. Unfortunately, the cruel facts of history tell us that the old crosstalk is difficult to survive, while the new crosstalk is mixed with good and bad; now, the old crosstalk is gradually leaving our field of vision. The last crosstalk, I’m going to invite out the old-school cross talk and tell a part to everyone.”

Saying that, Yu Qian and Lao Guo slowly retreated to one side, and the lights in the audience suddenly went out, which caused the audience to exclaim. In an instant, a beam of light and shadow shot down from the ceiling, and the figures were mottled like rain and fog. It didn't take half a minute , the figure gradually became clearer and brighter as the light beam dimmed.

Gray-green Chinese tunic suit, big-frame glasses, silver-black hair, tapered face, large protruding ears, thick bags under the eyes, small eyes, holding a handkerchief, he looks like an octogenarian but full of energy.

Ma Sanli! ! !
Wow!
The audience was shocked, and they all stood up and looked in horror at the "alive" Ma Lao on the stage, a former cross talk master and a "national treasure" cross talk actor.

"Damn it, Masanli!??"

"How is it possible? Isn't Mr. Ma..."

"I'm afraid I'm dreaming."

"Snapped!"

"what?"

"To make it clear to you, it's not a dream!"

"Unbelievable, really incredible."

"I'm afraid it's some kind of black technology!"

"Projection screen? I think it looks like a projection screen."

"Is the projection in your home 3D?"

"What about the movie theater?"

"Hehe, silly, the 3D movies played in theaters can have a stereoscopic visual impact, which has something to do with wearing viewing glasses."

"That's right, it's related to glasses. 3D glasses are separated by polarizers. Nowadays, all major theaters use circular polarization. When you take off the glasses, there will be a double image on the screen. After wearing polarized glasses, the left and right eyes will see To the respective images, and have a sense of distance layering, the images are transmitted to the central visual unit of the brain through the optic nerve, thereby producing stereoscopic vision, in other words, it is the effect of splitting the complete image into two-eye differential vision, that is, caused by distance Stereoscopic parallax, to achieve a three-dimensional effect, has a professional term called visual deception & brain optic nerve blinding."

"It should be a very hot technology abroad, three-dimensional holographic projection technology!"

"It's great to have powerful technology. It's great to be able to "reunite" with deceased relatives and friends. Even if you know it's false, it doesn't matter. Sometimes just looking at it can solve your worries."

……

Guo Xiaomei said in amazement: "It should be some kind of imaging technology."

Gou Fugui showed off his knowledge and memorization, and said happily: "This technology, if I guess correctly, should be called 3D holographic projection technology. The image does not require the 3D virtual technology of wearing special coated paint glasses, and the audience can directly see the three-dimensional virtual objects."

Guo Xiaomei looked at Gou Fugui, and Gou Fugui felt a strong sense of satisfaction when he saw Guo Xiaomei's "admiring" eyes.

Su Sheng raised his eyebrows slightly, 3D holographic projection technology, that's it?

The characters are blurry, and the lights and shadows are seriously scattered... If the public needs it, they might as well do it and harvest a wave of technology points!
In the auditorium, there were many discussions and whispers.

At this time, Ma Sanli bowed to the audience, "Hi everyone, my name is Ma Sanli, and I'm here to bow to everyone. Before you learn art, you should learn to salute first. Why do you bow and salute first when you speak? This is not to offend anyone." Well, that's how it should be..."

"Let me tell you a short story to amuse you. We should pay attention to our daily life. What should we pay attention to? We must be safe on the road, and we should pay attention to it. We know all the traffic laws and regulations. What about our daily life? Fire prevention at all times and thieves at night..."

(End of this chapter)