My mobile phone connects to the game warehouse

Chapter 12
Dinner is eaten in the dining hall.

To be honest, the food in the school cafeteria is already very conscientious compared to the food stalls and roadside stalls outside.A variety of meat and vegetable combinations, a variety of dishes, you can choose.It would be more perfect if the uncle who cooks rice has more portions, and the aunt who cooks vegetables should not shake their hands all the time, and if they eat less green vegetables and more meat.

"But, the food in the canteen is really getting worse and worse recently. Is there any money for gutter oil? The weather is so hot, so much is left! Also, what the hell are these pineapple ribs? My teeth are sore. , could it be said that the forces of the dark kitchen world have spread to our school?"

Recently, I tend to be a little anorexic. After a few bites of food, I feel tasteless. Chen Zhengqian feels that he has been too lack of exercise recently.

Well, go back and take some headache powder to see if it works.

"Children are anorexic and don't eat. Most of them are used to it. Just give them a beating..." Humming the randomly modified advertisement in their minds, they spooned rice into their mouths one by one, and when they looked up, they were immediately happy.

Yo, isn't this Teacher Ma?
Ma Yuncheng, the head teacher of the third class next door, was born as a programmer, with a master's degree from South University of Science and Technology of China.As for why he was able to sneak into the School of Foreign Languages ​​as a teacher, it is still an unsolved mystery.

Although he looks like a scientific research dog, he is actually a sultry man. Hidden under his glasses are a pair of titanium alloy eyes with X-ray function.His favorite thing to do is to play games in the office during working hours. His main achievements include 1800 points on the DOTA ladder, 85 diamond and [-] points in LOL, and [-] poisonous milk powder. During this time, he and his good friend Teacher Zhang are playing street basketball.

As for why Chen Zhengqian knew him?

Because Chen Zhengqian was a work-study student in the college's phonetic teaching center during his first and second year of college, and the person in charge of the teaching center was Mr. Ma.

By the way, the first cigarette in Chen Zhengqian's life was also given by this teacher Ma!

Deception, Teacher Ma, Uncle Policeman, is this person!
More often, Chen Zhengqian calls him "Boss Ma", and the two are both teachers and friends.Both of them like to complain about each other.

However, Teacher Ma in front of him is playing the role of a baby daddy, with a little baby in his arms, which is his daughter who just turned one year old.It's fine if you just hold it with your hands, but he is carrying it with a strap, and the four straps are tied with a big bow on the back.He also holds two boxes of lunch in his left hand, and a bottle of fruit oranges in his right hand. With this dress, the rate of return is 100%.

Chen Zhengqian almost burst out laughing with the rice in his mouth.

"Hohohoho, isn't this our Boss Ma? I haven't seen you for the past few days, so I quit my job and become a full-time dad at home?"

Hearing Chen Zhengqian's voice, Ma Yuncheng looked back and immediately rolled his eyes: "Resignation ass, what will my daughter eat after I resign? You come to help me raise it?"

"Okay, okay, I'll help you raise it. It's the most fun to raise a loli." Chen Zhengqian looked eager to try.

"Go away, if you have the ability to play, go and give birth to yourself."

Ma Yuncheng looked disgusted, suddenly remembered, and said with a cheap smile: "I'm sorry, I forgot that you are single, ah ha ha ha."

Damn, it's really cheap!
Chen Zhengqian felt that he had received [-] points of critical damage.

Here I want to mention that Ma Yuncheng and his wife have been in love since junior high school, and the two finally achieved success after graduating from university.It's really enviable and jealous!
"There are so many girls in the School of Foreign Languages, why don't you go after them? Look at Wang Hao. There is no girl in the School of Electrical Engineering. They can find girlfriends. Let's look at you. Are you ashamed? I don't think you are ashamed." Shame. Do you want me to introduce you to our class? By the way, there are a few girls in our class who are not bad." Ma Yuncheng looked down on you and scolded him.

Chen Zhengqian rolled his eyes: "There are no beautiful girls in your class, even if there are, she has a boyfriend."

"As long as you swing your hoe well, you won't be able to dig through any corners! If you like her, go after her. If you can't catch up, use force. At worst, you'll go to jail. If you don't even dare to go to jail, how dare you say you love her?"

Damn, what he said made sense, but I was speechless!

Chen Zhengqian thought he was farting: "I still like your daughter more, come, let brother hug her."

This little loli had just turned one year old, her eyes were black and her eyes were black, and she had a fleshy little face. When she grinned and giggled, her saliva flowed out.It's so cute!
"Go away, you weirdos, don't touch my daughter!" Ma Yuncheng hurriedly protected his daughter and turned around.

Chen Zhengqian pursed his lips, and said unhappily: "Tch, what's the big deal, wait until I give birth to a son and take your daughter away, and see what you can do then!"

"You find a girlfriend first, and then come and tell me this sentence, okay?"

Paralyzed, hit me again!Shouldn't people be harmonious and friendly with each other?Chen Zhengqian's face turned green.

"Yes, I did it on purpose, hahaha!"

Continue to make up the knife, [-] crit damage!
Horse egg, I bear you!Chen Zhengqian felt that his blood vessels were about to explode, so he snorted heavily: "Sit here and wait, I'll get you something." Then he took a few bites of food in a hurry and walked to the tableware recycling place with the plate.

Soon he ran back again, holding a slender round-necked clay bottle, and the seal was pasted with red oil paper: "Here, every time you feed your baby, add a spoon in it to keep it healthy and healthy." of."

"What?" Ma Yuncheng looked at the pottery bottle and felt that it was rare. Where can I find such a cheap thing now.

Chen Zhengqian felt ashamed of holding it, so he quickly stuffed it into his hand: "According to the improvement of the palace formula, dozens of medicinal wines made from traditional Chinese medicine are specially made for children to build their foundation and nourish their vitality. If I have this thing when I was young, Now at least he can be twice as handsome, and he can stand up to two Guo Siniangs in height."

The palace formula and so on are all hype, of course, but the effect is only strong but not weak.

Ma Yuncheng automatically ignored the last sentence, and looked at the bottle in disbelief.

Chen Zhengqian began to roll his eyes again: "If you don't believe me, you can try it yourself first. What is the relationship between us, can it hurt you! Really, I won't lie to you this time! If you think I am lying to you, then you can try the effect first, and then It’s okay to give it to children. But don’t drink it all up, the effect of this product is only obvious on children. You are in your thirties, and even ten bottles for you can’t be enough for your daughter to drink half a bottle.”

Chen Zhengqian really didn't lie about this.

This bottle of medicinal wine is also something produced in the warehouse.

【Realgar wine】

Introduction: It is specially used for children. Its main function is to exorcise evil spirits and detoxify, permanently enhance physical growth, and maintain good health.

It can be said that it is a good thing to cure all diseases and prevent viruses, much better than Life No. [-] and imported milk powder.

That is to say, he has a good relationship with Ma Yuncheng, and he took care of him in the past, so he deliberately took it out.

He is not a person who does not know how to be grateful. He used to live a miserable life. Ma Yuncheng made excuses to invite him to dinner from time to time, and he also had a night snack and barbecue.Even the time sheets handed over to the students by the office every month are full.

He kept all these in his heart.

The ancients said that the kindness of a drop of water should be repaid by a spring, but how many people can really do it.

Ma Yuncheng was skeptical, and made up his mind to try it first, don't use all the messy things to feed the children, if his wife finds out, he will definitely kneel down for instant noodles again tonight.

In fact, as a traditional Chinese medicine, realgar can detoxify and kill insects.In some places in the south, there is also the custom of using realgar wine to wipe children's bodies.

However, some experts believe that realgar is poisonous and is not suitable for making wine. This is a matter of opinion.In contrast, Chen Zhengqian still believes that the warehouse produces more products.

"Okay, okay, I'll test the medicine myself when I go back, and if there's no problem, I'll feed the baby. If it's really as powerful as you said, I don't care about you contradicting me today."

Chen Zhengqian looked contemptuous: "It's fine if I don't ask you to collect money, even if Ma Yun's father asks me, it's not something you can buy with money."

"Ma Yun's father offered 500 million, will you sell it?"

"I'm sure I'll sell it. If I don't, I'd be a fool!"

"..."

(End of this chapter)