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Chapter 252 Goose's Six Golds with Combat Strength 0.5
Seeing the vigilance of the two little geese, Zhou Xinxin suddenly chuckled, but he didn't care.

Two and a half little guys, added together, are not enough to cook in one pot, so why be nervous.

Hey, let's see how I deal with you!

With this in mind, Zhou Xinxin continued to approach the two goslings.

Seeing him approaching, the two little geese couldn't figure out what he was thinking for a while, and instinctively pushed back two steps, with their necks and heads tilted back, making people feel a little scared of strangers.

Zhou Xinxin felt even happier when he saw the situation.

Ha, so I know that I am afraid of strangers. The performance just now made me think how fierce it is. It turns out that they are also two timid geese.

When he thought about it this way, he didn't feel that these two geese were threatening any more. He was a tall man, so it was trivial to clean up these two small things.

He also turned his head and smiled at Chen Zhengqian, motioning him to watch his performance.

Chen Zhengqian spread his hands, motioning for him to continue, but he was secretly amused in his heart.

Since Young Master Zhou himself likes to die so much, let him taste the taste of dying, anyway, let's have fun.It's a pity that there is no melon seed soda and small bench.

Zhou Xinxin turned around, stared at the two goslings, and began to think, should he hold the neck of a goose with one hand, or hold their wings?

By the way, just pinching your wings won't show your domineering power!

If Chen Zhengqian knew what he was thinking, he would definitely spit blood on him to death. I have never heard of anyone who would catch two geese to show his arrogance.

But Zhou Xinxin thought so in his heart.

After all, in his opinion, even though poultry such as geese are boasted about being powerful and have explosive combat power, they are still creatures that don't even have 5 seconds to mate, and they can handle them with one hand.

Well, the action in the meeting must be quick, and one step must be quick and precise, so that you can show your agile skills!
Anyway, it's pretty beautiful.

In this way, when he came back to his senses, he realized that he was less than two meters away from the two goslings.

"Hey, what's going on?"

Zhou Xinxin was shocked to find that the two goslings actually had tufts of hair on the back of their heads. The feathers stood on end, as if they were waiting for an opportunity to move.

Heh, just the two of you, you still want to be tough with me?
Zhou Xinxin smiled, "A goose is just a goose, overthinking what one can do."But I'm not a goose, as for doing such a stupid thing to confront a goose?

The best way, of course, is to get behind the goose and attack from behind!

And with the IQ of these two stupid geese, they definitely can't figure out which direction they will attack from. At that time, both hands must be grasped, and both hands must be firm, so that they can be easily caught!
Can't help but make up the picture again, Zhou Xinxin almost couldn't help laughing out loud.

Quack quack, this plan is so perfect, there are almost no loopholes.

Then at this moment, Chen Zhengqian suddenly shouted: "Hey, be careful, those two geese are after you!"

"what?"

Zhou Xinxin came back to his senses, and suddenly found that the two little geese in front of him had stretched their necks at some point, and slightly spread their degenerated wings, which could no longer fly. appearance.

Damn, scare me?

To be honest, when Zhou Xinxin saw two long-necked monsters pointing their heads at him, he felt a little flustered.But at this time, let's not be chaotic, so many people are watching.

Under the watchful eyes of everyone, if he was defeated by two geese, where would he save his face?

Besides, my wife is also watching here. If I lose to the two geese, how can I revive my husband in the future?

Oh, in the future, if my wife suddenly says "husband, do you remember how you lost to those two geese" during sex, can I still be hard?

Therefore, even if it is for the sake of face, Zhou Xinxin cannot panic!

Even if you feel flustered, you have to show a calm look!I pretended so badly that I had to finish the act with tears in my eyes!
"Come back soon!"

At this moment, whoever yelled first, the two geese moved, spread their wings, stretched their necks and rushed towards Zhou Xinxin.

Zhou Xinxin was stunned.

I am hastily!
Who the hell, if he talks to labor and management again in the future, labor and management will find someone to kill him!
Have you ever seen such an agile goose? !
With its neck stretched all the time, it firmly aimed at the enemy's target and rushed forward, showing the fearless spirit of being a bird and bravely resisting human oppression.

The fluttering wings, under the action of aerodynamics, minimize air resistance to optimize their own speed, thus achieving this perfect short-distance sprint. This speed is comparable to the speed of a thief .

As the imaginary enemy, Zhou Xinxin did his best to escape the fatal blow after he came to his senses.

Although he tried his best to protect himself from harm and tried to fight back, but facing the double-sided attack of two fierce geese, his counterattack was so weak that he could only fight and retreat.

what's the situation?
Zhou Xinxin was still in a daze, the script was obviously not written like this!
Chen Zhengqian was watching from the side, and originally wanted to hold back his laughter, but when he saw him being chased by two geese running all over the ground, he couldn't help it, and burst out into a hearty laugh.

Everyone watching couldn't help laughing, even Zhou Xinxin's wife, seeing her husband being chased by two geese around the world, couldn't help laughing and bent over.

A big man was forced by two geese to keep running and dodging!

At this moment, Zhou Xinxin's inner world is collapsing.

Originally, I just wanted to tease the two geese, but I dug myself in. This hole was dug by myself, the bottomless kind...

Looking back, I was almost scared out of my wits, but the two geese were still chasing after him. Looking at the fierce eyes, they almost regarded Zhou Xinxin as the murderer of his father and enemy.

"Chen Zhengqian, you bastard, help me get rid of your geese!"

Zhou Xinxin was really about to collapse. With his two-meter-long legs, he couldn't outrun the two geese. What the hell!

Did your goose turn on the accelerator?
Chen Zhengqian laughed so hard that tears almost flowed down his cheeks, his stomach ached, he couldn't help it, his abdominal muscles almost burst from laughing.

Seeing Zhou Xinxin's embarrassment, he still couldn't bear to see him continue to make a fool of himself.Well, in fact, he has already made a big embarrassment, and if he continues to laugh, he will laugh to death.

He reminded him aloud: "Idiot, you run outside the fence!"

Zhou Xinxin suddenly realized.That's right, geese can't fly. The fence is more than one meter high, so they can easily climb over it by themselves, but they definitely won't be able to get through it.

"Fuck, how did I forget this."

He was overjoyed immediately, and hurried to the fence, ran to the fence, turned over easily, and now he was finally relieved.I couldn't help but think in my heart: "Fortunately, I'm smart enough, otherwise I would have lost my game. There are fences, so they won't be able to chase them out."

But when I looked back, I saw two geese flapping their wings——

took off...

fly away...

Up...

Hundreds of thousands of geese ran past Zhou Xinxin's heart, what the hell, whose geese can fly so high!
"Too much bullying, I'll fight you guys!" Zhou Xinxin roared with grief and indignation, and then——

Turn around and run!

What the hell, fools don't run away!
Do labor and capital look like idiots? !

　Thanks to "Qingyun Lemon Essence", "Omachi Kai", "Sura Xiaoyu", "Mo Yi 0723", "Mo Wuxin々", "Becoming a Demon for Books", "True Dragon King", "Han Ming", " Monkey King Wukong, Monkey King, Monkey King, Xo

　　
　
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