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Chapter 499 So here comes the problem
"Boss, boss!"

"What is it?"

"That stupid cat went to steal fish again. If this continues, the whole fish pond will be eaten up by it!"

The above conversation was not about who was talking to Chen Zhengqian, but about the two funny parrots at home complaining in Chen Zhengqian's ears.

The two of them have nothing to do all day long, and specialize in editing other people's small reports, among which the big cat is the most frequent, and they don't know what they don't like about the big cat.

Of course, the result of this is that the big cats don't like them, but they are two scumbags who dare not stab in front of the big cats, and run away in despair every time.

This time they came to make small reports again. God knows why they are so free. They focus on the big cat all day long. They even saw the big cat defecating in the bamboo forest.

This must be true love!
Definitely is!
So when he heard what they said, Chen Zhengqian didn't take it seriously: "Then you can also catch fish."

Anyway, there are so many fish in the lake, even if you use a net to catch them, they will be caught in a short time. Chen Zhengqian himself goes fishing from time to time at home.

"I don't eat fish!" Doubi Parrot said plausibly.

"Then why don't you talk about it!" Chen Zhengqian rolled his eyes angrily.

Why do you two have to stop others from eating fish if you don't eat fish? Isn't this the same as some people like to play double standards!

These two funny comparisons are enough!

Chen Zhengqian was thinking whether he should teach them well, lest they keep embarrassing himself, but suddenly found that they stopped talking.

Turning around, it turned out that the big cat squatted on the wall at some point, staring at the two of them.

These two guys were shivering with fright from the big cat's cold eyes, and they both spread their wings and hugged each other. How funny this look is.

Chen Zhengqian was overjoyed, he was so arrogant just now, why did he become cowardly in the blink of an eye?
Two bullying funny comparisons!

Chen Zhengqian had no doubt that if he left his sight, the big cat would tear them into pieces and stuff them into his stomach in minutes.And they won't be given half a second to beg for mercy or shout for help.

"Okay, big cat, don't scare these two idiots, get ready, and go out with me later." Chen Zhengqian waved to big cat, turned and entered the room.

Seeing that Chen Zhengqian was gone, the big cat stretched itself, then grinned at the two parrots, showing sharp teeth and claws, scaring them to fly to the top of the tree and dare not come down.

Only on the small branches, where the big cats can't get up, do they have a sense of security.

It's a pity what they don't know is that as long as the big cats are willing, even if they fly to the ends of the earth, they can't escape.

Chen Zhengqian felt that he really had nothing to do at home, and wanted to take the big cat up the mountain to hunt.

As for men, they don't always like to be quiet and want to find excitement.

It's the end of June now, and after spring and summer, there are a lot more small animals on the mountain, just in time for hunting.

Chen Zhengqian missed the wild boar back then.

Fragrant wild boar, bite down, mouth full of oil.

Cut the strips of pork belly, cut into small pieces, put them into a clay pot with sauerkraut and stew until soft, then add star anise, fennel, cooking wine, top with dark soy sauce, and stew for half an hour, you will definitely have an endless aftertaste .

Well, without pork, it's all nonsense, so Chen Zhengqian plans to go to see if he can get another wild boar back this time.

Don't mention the wildlife protection law to him, others can eat it, why can't he?

Of course, wild boars must be killed in rural areas, otherwise they would go to the fields and waste food, which would be a sin!
Ordinary people want to go up the mountain to fight in the wild, the amount is wrong, it is to hunt wild game, no matter how you say it, you have to bring powerful weapons.

It is also now that air guns are not used, otherwise it would be strange for the animals on the mountain to survive until now.

But for Chen Zhengqian, these are not problems. Will he lack powerful weapons?
No, he's just worried that the prey isn't big enough!

Chen Zhengqian walked along the north slope behind the village, from the foot of the mountain to the top of the mountain. He saw many birds, but no animals.

This area belongs to the low hilly area, and after human development and utilization, the wild animals have already gone to the deep mountains and wild forests. Looking at the few hills on the opposite side, there are only a few people on the other side, so there may be larger wild animals.

However, Wangshan ran like a dead horse, and if he wanted to get to the top of the mountains on the opposite side, he couldn't get there in half an hour.

At this time, he was envious of his compatriots in the Northeast or Southwest. Throughout the year, all kinds of prey in the deep mountains and old forests, such as roe deer, roe deer, hare, wild deer, and even bears.

It is said that the silly roe deer are pulled out in the snow in the same way as radishes in winter.

So happy!

You can't see these in the corner of Chen Zhengqian's hometown, and even if there are, they are all eaten up.

People in southern Guangdong can eat it, which is famous all over the world.

It's still the same stalk, we don't eat the four-legged ones except tables and chairs, we eat everything else!

"Damn it, such a big snake sloughs!"

As he walked, Chen Zhengqian was suddenly taken aback.

Look at this snake slough, it must be at least 1.5 meters long, and it is not small.

If he hadn't seen the snake slough, Chen Zhengqian wouldn't be able to remember that there should be more snakes than beasts in his hometown.

When Chen Zhengqian was a child, there were several professional snake catchers in the village.

At that time, everyone’s family was very poor, snakes were valuable, and snake gallbladder and snake meat were harvested, so in the sky or by the mountains and forests, people could be seen carrying a gauze bag and carrying a pair of iron brazes on their shoulders, looking for snake holes everywhere. .

That kind of iron drill can not only dig soil, but also be used as a weapon. They also carry a straw handle mixed with straw and dried herbs in their hands.

In fact, Chen Zhengqian didn't know what that thing was called, so let's just call it that.

Every snake catcher has his own unique skills.

When finding the snake hole, first dig a hole, then light the grass to smoke the inside, and then reach in to catch the snake.

Chen Zhengqian didn't understand, how dare he put his hand in directly, isn't he afraid of being bitten?

Oh, a certain uncle who caught snakes in the village was bitten by a poisonous snake, and then chopped off his bitten finger with a knife.

This left a psychological shadow on Chen Zhengqian's childhood.

He also saw with his own eyes that someone pulled out a big fat snake from the snake hole, and the thing was still wriggling desperately after being caught.

There are also restaurants in the small town. They took in many snakes, birds and beasts back then, and the big snakes were just thrown on the ground, ranging from cobras to kraits and kraits.

Sometimes it will crawl out of the plastic bucket, but fortunately no one is bitten.

Every time he passed by that small restaurant on his way to school, Chen Zhengqian hid far away.

Fuck, it's disgusting!
Chen Zhengqian hated snakes from the bottom of his heart, and would get goosebumps when he saw them.

But disgust is disgust, and it is a fact that snakes are great supplements.

Many people like to use poisonous snakes or snake gall to make wine. Chen Zhengqian doesn't understand the principle, but it is not recommended, because snakes have parasites, and the venom will seep into the wine over time, which is definitely harmful and useless.

Many people like to eat snake meat, and it is quite valuable.

In addition, if you really want to make wine, it is best to choose snake gall, and it is green snake gall, and light yellow or orange "water gall" is not suitable.

Snake gallbladder soaked in wine must be processed first, and then soaked in white wine above 50 degrees, which is very effective for rheumatic bone pain.

So here comes the question, Chen Zhengqian wants to catch this big snake, how can he find it?
PS: The national football team lost, and I have no intention of updating tonight (funny)
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