My god-level pet system in the city
Chapter 38 1 Pack of Spicy Tiao Buys Me
Chapter 38
Ye Xiaofei looked at the red pack of things that Zheng Niuniu took out, and almost fell to the ground!
"Zheng Niuniu, aren't you? When you said you wanted to treat me to something, you meant to treat me to spicy strips!" Ye Xiaofei said unhappily, thinking that Zheng Niuniu was going to treat him to some big meal.
Not only was Zheng Niuniu not embarrassed, but he proudly raised the latiao in his hand: "Master, I know you are very pleasantly surprised. After all, the delicacy of latiao is hard to come by. Come on, let's share the joy together!"
"Ahem...Zheng Niuniu, you underestimate me too much. It is absolutely impossible to try to bribe me with just a pack of spicy sticks." Ye Xiaofei decided that Zheng Niuniu must ask him for help, and said righteously.
Zheng Niuniu directly tore open the spicy strips, a burst of spicy aroma overflowed immediately, he said to himself: "Oh, master, you don't want to eat it, then I just ate it alone, I'm afraid it won't be enough .”
So, Zheng Niuniu really took out the spicy sticks and ate them, leaving his mouth full of oil, coupled with the familiar and alluring aroma of the spicy sticks, immediately made Ye Xiaofei salivate subconsciously.
"Eat, you keep calling me master. I have to lead by example. Such spicy food is not good for your health. Let me help you eat it all."
Then, Ye Xiaofei quickly snatched Zheng Niuniu's spicy strips, and ate them unceremoniously.
"Master, slow down, save some for me!" Zheng Niuniu hurriedly shouted, as a late-stage latiao addict, eating only two mouthfuls of latiao was a torment for Zheng Niuniu!
After just 3 minutes, the extra-large package of spicy noodles was swept away by the two of them.
"Thank you for the spicy strips. I'm very satisfied. I'm full. I should go." Ye Xiaofei patted his belly, got up and was about to go out, but Zheng Niuniu hurriedly got up and grabbed him.
"Master, you are not mean enough. This package of spicy sticks cost me a lot of money. I only ate a dozen sticks, and you ate the rest. Do you want to leave like this?" Zheng Niuniu refused to accept. Said.
"I'll go... Sure enough, this Zheng Niuniu was uneasy and kind, and used spicy sticks to lure me into the bait. Alas, who made me so greedy."
Ye Xiaofei thought about it complaining in his heart, but he still shook his head and said: "Zheng Niuniu, you are digging a hole for me to jump in. You really belong to me... Tell me, what can I do for you?"
"Hey, I'm quite embarrassed to be seen through by you, Master."
Zheng Niuniu said this, but there was no sign of embarrassment: "Look, master, I keep calling you master. Recently, I, your clever apprentice, fell in love with a girl, but as a qualified single Dog, I don't know what to do at all."
Ye Xiaofei figured it out, it turned out that Zheng Niuniu had bad intentions and wanted to harm other girls: "Of course I can do whatever I want, why do you ask me about this kind of thing."
Ye Xiaofei was still single, so he didn't have time to give Zheng Niuniu a trick, he turned around and wanted to leave, but Zheng Niuniu chased after him.
"Master, you are not mean enough. You said that you get along so well with the three school beauties by yourself, and all four of you can play mahjong together!"
Zheng Niuniu complained angrily, still clutching Ye Xiaofei's arm tightly, pretending to be aggrieved: "Look at my apprentice, I have been single for 20 years, some key parts are almost rusted, You can't just ignore death!"
Ye Xiaofei was speechless: "This Zheng Niuniu is really exaggerating... But he is soft-spoken, since I couldn't help but eat up his spicy strips just now, I can help him reluctantly."
"Ahem..." Ye Xiaofei cleared his throat, and acted like a master: "For the sake of your sincerity, then I will help you forget it."
"Really! Master, tell me what to do!"
Zheng Niuniu was so excited that he thought excitedly, "Master Xiaofei is the one who can take down the top three girls. If he helps me, I will definitely take her down, haha!"
"How to do?"
This question was a bit tricky, because Ye Xiaofei didn't have any experience, but he didn't care, Sima was treated as a living horse doctor, and he wasn't chasing girls by himself anyway.
Ye Xiaofei pretended to be deep and said: "Love is like a battlefield, so chasing girls, 36 tricks are also effective, but knowing yourself and the enemy, you can win every battle. You first tell me, what kind of personality is the girl you fancy?"
Hearing Ye Xiaofei speak so mysteriously when he opened his mouth, Zheng Niuniu began to worship in his heart, and hurriedly said: "Master, she seems to have a hot temper, which belongs to the hot type."
Ye Xiaofei lowered his head and pondered for a while, then suddenly raised his head and said, "Since this is the case, a hard attack should not work. At this time, we should use No. 36 of the 30 tricks—the bitter trick!"
"Bitter meat plan?"
When Zheng Niuniu heard the words, he looked confused, and subconsciously asked: "Master, what kind of cruel trick, you want me to run in front of her and get a beating?"
"I'll go, you pig..."
Ye Xiaofei was speechless, this Zheng Niuniu is really a bit stubborn: "I want you to pretend to be affectionate in front of her, wishing to shed a few tears, so I don't believe she won't be moved by you .”
Hearing Ye Xiaofei's words, Zheng Niuniu slapped his forehead and said pleasantly: "This routine is good, you really deserve to be a master!"
So, the two started some preparatory work, and to Ye Xiaofei's surprise, Zheng Niuniu went to the pharmacy to buy a bottle of eye drops.
"Zheng Niuniu, why did you travel so far to buy eye drops?"
Zheng Niuniu smiled, and said triumphantly: "Master, didn't you make me cry? How can I, an old man, cry? Isn't the eye drops the key later on!"
"You are amazing, you are amazing." Ye Xiaofei gave Zheng Niuniu a thumbs up and gave him a thumbs up.
Ready, the two came to the school, the girl and Zheng Niuniu were in the same class, so Zheng Niuniu directly took Ye Xiaofei outside their classroom.
"Okay, master, she's inside, her name is Feng Fangfang, you see that's the one."
Zheng Niuniu pointed to a girl who was playing with a mobile phone in the classroom and said, Ye Xiaofei looked and found that the girl was growing well, but just like what Zheng Niuniu said, judging from the style of dressing and sitting posture, she is indeed a more cheerful personality Hot girls.
"Well, I'll just watch here quietly, and then it's up to you, go ahead, Tibbers!" Ye Xiaofei cheered Zheng Niuniu up.
"Okay, master, I don't necessarily won't embarrass you, I won't let you down!"
Zheng Niuniu nodded vigorously. Encouraged, he unscrewed the cap of the eye drops bottle, poured it into his eyes, and rushed into the classroom instantly with tears streaming down his face!
Zheng Niuniu: "What should I do? As a late-stage patient with spicy stick addiction, who can help me?"
Mung Dou: "This is easy to handle. When you want to eat spicy noodles, you run in front of Ye Xiaofei, and he will help you."
(End of this chapter)
Ye Xiaofei looked at the red pack of things that Zheng Niuniu took out, and almost fell to the ground!
"Zheng Niuniu, aren't you? When you said you wanted to treat me to something, you meant to treat me to spicy strips!" Ye Xiaofei said unhappily, thinking that Zheng Niuniu was going to treat him to some big meal.
Not only was Zheng Niuniu not embarrassed, but he proudly raised the latiao in his hand: "Master, I know you are very pleasantly surprised. After all, the delicacy of latiao is hard to come by. Come on, let's share the joy together!"
"Ahem...Zheng Niuniu, you underestimate me too much. It is absolutely impossible to try to bribe me with just a pack of spicy sticks." Ye Xiaofei decided that Zheng Niuniu must ask him for help, and said righteously.
Zheng Niuniu directly tore open the spicy strips, a burst of spicy aroma overflowed immediately, he said to himself: "Oh, master, you don't want to eat it, then I just ate it alone, I'm afraid it won't be enough .”
So, Zheng Niuniu really took out the spicy sticks and ate them, leaving his mouth full of oil, coupled with the familiar and alluring aroma of the spicy sticks, immediately made Ye Xiaofei salivate subconsciously.
"Eat, you keep calling me master. I have to lead by example. Such spicy food is not good for your health. Let me help you eat it all."
Then, Ye Xiaofei quickly snatched Zheng Niuniu's spicy strips, and ate them unceremoniously.
"Master, slow down, save some for me!" Zheng Niuniu hurriedly shouted, as a late-stage latiao addict, eating only two mouthfuls of latiao was a torment for Zheng Niuniu!
After just 3 minutes, the extra-large package of spicy noodles was swept away by the two of them.
"Thank you for the spicy strips. I'm very satisfied. I'm full. I should go." Ye Xiaofei patted his belly, got up and was about to go out, but Zheng Niuniu hurriedly got up and grabbed him.
"Master, you are not mean enough. This package of spicy sticks cost me a lot of money. I only ate a dozen sticks, and you ate the rest. Do you want to leave like this?" Zheng Niuniu refused to accept. Said.
"I'll go... Sure enough, this Zheng Niuniu was uneasy and kind, and used spicy sticks to lure me into the bait. Alas, who made me so greedy."
Ye Xiaofei thought about it complaining in his heart, but he still shook his head and said: "Zheng Niuniu, you are digging a hole for me to jump in. You really belong to me... Tell me, what can I do for you?"
"Hey, I'm quite embarrassed to be seen through by you, Master."
Zheng Niuniu said this, but there was no sign of embarrassment: "Look, master, I keep calling you master. Recently, I, your clever apprentice, fell in love with a girl, but as a qualified single Dog, I don't know what to do at all."
Ye Xiaofei figured it out, it turned out that Zheng Niuniu had bad intentions and wanted to harm other girls: "Of course I can do whatever I want, why do you ask me about this kind of thing."
Ye Xiaofei was still single, so he didn't have time to give Zheng Niuniu a trick, he turned around and wanted to leave, but Zheng Niuniu chased after him.
"Master, you are not mean enough. You said that you get along so well with the three school beauties by yourself, and all four of you can play mahjong together!"
Zheng Niuniu complained angrily, still clutching Ye Xiaofei's arm tightly, pretending to be aggrieved: "Look at my apprentice, I have been single for 20 years, some key parts are almost rusted, You can't just ignore death!"
Ye Xiaofei was speechless: "This Zheng Niuniu is really exaggerating... But he is soft-spoken, since I couldn't help but eat up his spicy strips just now, I can help him reluctantly."
"Ahem..." Ye Xiaofei cleared his throat, and acted like a master: "For the sake of your sincerity, then I will help you forget it."
"Really! Master, tell me what to do!"
Zheng Niuniu was so excited that he thought excitedly, "Master Xiaofei is the one who can take down the top three girls. If he helps me, I will definitely take her down, haha!"
"How to do?"
This question was a bit tricky, because Ye Xiaofei didn't have any experience, but he didn't care, Sima was treated as a living horse doctor, and he wasn't chasing girls by himself anyway.
Ye Xiaofei pretended to be deep and said: "Love is like a battlefield, so chasing girls, 36 tricks are also effective, but knowing yourself and the enemy, you can win every battle. You first tell me, what kind of personality is the girl you fancy?"
Hearing Ye Xiaofei speak so mysteriously when he opened his mouth, Zheng Niuniu began to worship in his heart, and hurriedly said: "Master, she seems to have a hot temper, which belongs to the hot type."
Ye Xiaofei lowered his head and pondered for a while, then suddenly raised his head and said, "Since this is the case, a hard attack should not work. At this time, we should use No. 36 of the 30 tricks—the bitter trick!"
"Bitter meat plan?"
When Zheng Niuniu heard the words, he looked confused, and subconsciously asked: "Master, what kind of cruel trick, you want me to run in front of her and get a beating?"
"I'll go, you pig..."
Ye Xiaofei was speechless, this Zheng Niuniu is really a bit stubborn: "I want you to pretend to be affectionate in front of her, wishing to shed a few tears, so I don't believe she won't be moved by you .”
Hearing Ye Xiaofei's words, Zheng Niuniu slapped his forehead and said pleasantly: "This routine is good, you really deserve to be a master!"
So, the two started some preparatory work, and to Ye Xiaofei's surprise, Zheng Niuniu went to the pharmacy to buy a bottle of eye drops.
"Zheng Niuniu, why did you travel so far to buy eye drops?"
Zheng Niuniu smiled, and said triumphantly: "Master, didn't you make me cry? How can I, an old man, cry? Isn't the eye drops the key later on!"
"You are amazing, you are amazing." Ye Xiaofei gave Zheng Niuniu a thumbs up and gave him a thumbs up.
Ready, the two came to the school, the girl and Zheng Niuniu were in the same class, so Zheng Niuniu directly took Ye Xiaofei outside their classroom.
"Okay, master, she's inside, her name is Feng Fangfang, you see that's the one."
Zheng Niuniu pointed to a girl who was playing with a mobile phone in the classroom and said, Ye Xiaofei looked and found that the girl was growing well, but just like what Zheng Niuniu said, judging from the style of dressing and sitting posture, she is indeed a more cheerful personality Hot girls.
"Well, I'll just watch here quietly, and then it's up to you, go ahead, Tibbers!" Ye Xiaofei cheered Zheng Niuniu up.
"Okay, master, I don't necessarily won't embarrass you, I won't let you down!"
Zheng Niuniu nodded vigorously. Encouraged, he unscrewed the cap of the eye drops bottle, poured it into his eyes, and rushed into the classroom instantly with tears streaming down his face!
Zheng Niuniu: "What should I do? As a late-stage patient with spicy stick addiction, who can help me?"
Mung Dou: "This is easy to handle. When you want to eat spicy noodles, you run in front of Ye Xiaofei, and he will help you."
(End of this chapter)
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