My god-level pet system in the city
Chapter 40 Damn, it's so exciting!
Chapter 40 Damn, it's so exciting!
Seeing Feng Fangfang take the gift box, Zheng Niuniu said happily: "Fangfang, this gift will definitely be full of surprises!"
Feng Fangfang half-believingly brought the gift box in front of her. After testing it out, she couldn't help but move her head closer and began to untie the gift box.
Ye Xiaofei, who was hiding outside the door, was also very curious: "What kind of surprise gift will Zheng Niuniu give you? I really want to know soon."
Watching Feng Fangfang take apart the ribbon little by little, her expression was full of anticipation, but just when she was about to take it all apart, Zheng Niuniu suddenly thought of something and shouted instantly.
"Fangfang, don't open it yet, be careful with your head!"
"BOOM!"
It was already too late, a huge mechanical sandbag fist suddenly shot out from the big red gift box that was just opened, and it hit Feng Fangfang's face directly, causing her nosebleeds to come out in an instant!
"Fuck! What the hell!"
Ye Xiaofei was really stunned: "This Zheng Niuniu is a pig! No one confessed to giving a shock box, and this punch hit Feng Fangfang's face very violently... I'd better mourn for Zheng Niuniu for a minute..."
"what!"
Sure enough, Feng Fangfang, who was hit by the red star, screamed, immediately covered her nose, got up and glared at Zheng Niuniu, and roared: "Zheng Niuniu!"
"Fangfang, it's none of my business, I just want to give you a surprise, who knew you would get so close, surprise, surprise!"
While talking, Zheng Niuniu backed away in fear, obviously he was a little afraid of Feng Fangfang.
"Unexpectedly, your sister, you are clearly playing tricks on my old lady!"
Feng Fangfang's mouth was crooked in anger, and her tantrum came up directly, covering her nose with one hand, rushing up to Zheng Niuniu with a slap in the face!
"Aw~" With the sound of chickens flying and eggs smashing, Zheng Niuniu also screamed, clutching his balls, jumping and running in panic, and rushed out.
From behind came Feng Fangfang's roar like a tiger roaring in a forest: "Next time I will let my old lady see you, and I will castrate you directly!"
Ye Xiaofei, who was hiding outside the door, was completely ashamed, thinking: "This Feng Fangfang is really like what Zheng Niuniu said, she is a female Tyrannosaurus! Now Zheng Niuniu will have a good life, luckily I didn't go in with Zheng Niuniu just now, okay Dangerous, so dangerous..."
Zheng Niuniu jumped out in embarrassment with a look of pain on his face, saw Ye Xiaofei, and immediately said angrily: "Master, it's all your fault for coming up with this idea, you insisted on asking me to surprise Fangfang, look, this will make me happy in the future." How do you live in class!"
"Hey, hey, I want you to give her a surprise. You're not a surprise, it's clearly a shock, okay?" Ye Xiaofei was speechless, it seems that Zheng Niuniu's EQ is still unusually low.
Zheng Niuniu rubbed his balls, and said aggrievedly: "I didn't know that Fangfang would put her head so close. I just wanted to surprise her."
"Uh... well, you did surprise her, you did it."
Ye Xiaofei said in admiration, and turned around to leave, no wonder Zheng Niuniu has been single for 20 years, there is a reason for this.
"Master, where are you going, you haven't helped me get Fangfang!" Zheng Niuniu quickly caught up with Ye Xiaofei again.
"I'll go, you still want to chase that girl? Are you really not afraid of death?" Ye Xiaofei said in surprise.
"Master, didn't you say that failure is the mother of success? We need to make persistent efforts to achieve success together!" Zheng Niuniu said with a firm face.
"..."
Ye Xiaofei has never convinced anyone in his life, and Zheng Niuniu is the first one.
"Ahem... Since you insist on continuing, let me explain first that if you are castrated by that female tyrannosaurus in the following process, I will not be responsible."
Ye Xiaofei said seriously, he just heard Feng Fangfang's words.
When Zheng Niuniu heard this, a frightened expression appeared on his face: "No, probably not...Master, why don't you tell me first, what do you want me to do next?"
"Um……"
Ye Xiaofei put his hand on his chin, thought for a while, then raised his head and said: "Since this is the case, then, it seems that I have to come up with my trick of pressing the bottom of the box. The No. 36 trick out of 30 is to fight against the customer!"
Zheng Niuniu was shocked by Ye Xiaofei's lingering aura, and said in a daze: "Master, I don't understand what you are saying, please speak in human language."
Ye Xiaofei scratched his head in embarrassment immediately, and explained: "Actually, I want you to take the initiative, be aggressive, find an opportunity, hug her domineeringly, then wallop her, and finally kiss her forcefully!"
"Damn it! It's so exciting!" Zheng Niuniu exclaimed suddenly.
"That's right, it's just to be so exciting. Based on my experience, for a strong girl like Feng Fangfang, you have to act stronger than her, so that you can completely conquer her!"
Obviously, under Zheng Niuniu's praise, Ye Xiaofei also got into the show a little bit, and really regarded himself as a master of love.
Zheng Niuniu was taken aback, and gave Ye Xiaofei a thumbs up in admiration: "Master, what you said is so reasonable! What are you waiting for, let's go!"
When Zheng Niuniu said this, Ye Xiaofei was frightened instead: "What I said just now was just to scare Zheng Niuniu away, who would have thought that he would take it seriously? Zhang tall!"
"Zheng Niuniu, you should think about this matter carefully, it is very difficult and difficult, you should think twice." Ye Xiaofei said earnestly.
"No, master! I have to do this today, but I still don't believe that I can't conquer Feng Fangfang!" Zheng Niuniu said firmly.
So, Ye Xiaofei had no choice but to keep silent, silently followed behind Zheng Niuniu, and lay in ambush outside the classroom.
Ten minutes later, the bell rang for the end of get out of class. After a while, Feng Fangfang walked out of the classroom with two balls of anti-nosebleed slips stuffed in her nose.
"Master, shall I go now?" Zheng Niuniu asked seriously.
"No, there are too many people around now, it's inconvenient to do such embarrassing things, let's follow her and wait a while." Ye Xiaofei was helpless, since Zheng Niuniu was determined to do it, Ye Xiaofei had to try his best to help him.
The two sneaked behind Feng Fangfang until they walked out of the teaching building, and there were fewer people around.
"Okay, Zheng Niuniu, hurry up, now is a good opportunity, hurry up!" Ye Xiaofei commanded suddenly.
"Okay, master, I'm on!"
Zheng Niuniu got up and rushed out, hugged Feng Fangfang, and shouted: "Fangfang, I really like you!"
"Zheng Niuniu, what are you doing, let me go!" Feng Fangfang was startled, and shouted while trying to break free.
But Zheng Niuniu was still very strong, holding Feng Fangfang so that she couldn't break free, and shouted: "I won't let go, I won't let go, Fangfang, I just like you, accept me!"
While talking, Zheng Niuniu really believed Ye Xiaofei's words, pursed his thick lips, and was about to kiss Feng Fangfang's face.
Mung Bean: "Everyone guessed wrong in the book review area yesterday, why are they all spicy strips, haha~ Let's guess today how Zheng Niu Niu will end up picking up girls. This is a lot of guesses, and the first one to guess correctly will go to God Review!"
Thank you for the 200 book coins that please call me Swordman!
(End of this chapter)
Seeing Feng Fangfang take the gift box, Zheng Niuniu said happily: "Fangfang, this gift will definitely be full of surprises!"
Feng Fangfang half-believingly brought the gift box in front of her. After testing it out, she couldn't help but move her head closer and began to untie the gift box.
Ye Xiaofei, who was hiding outside the door, was also very curious: "What kind of surprise gift will Zheng Niuniu give you? I really want to know soon."
Watching Feng Fangfang take apart the ribbon little by little, her expression was full of anticipation, but just when she was about to take it all apart, Zheng Niuniu suddenly thought of something and shouted instantly.
"Fangfang, don't open it yet, be careful with your head!"
"BOOM!"
It was already too late, a huge mechanical sandbag fist suddenly shot out from the big red gift box that was just opened, and it hit Feng Fangfang's face directly, causing her nosebleeds to come out in an instant!
"Fuck! What the hell!"
Ye Xiaofei was really stunned: "This Zheng Niuniu is a pig! No one confessed to giving a shock box, and this punch hit Feng Fangfang's face very violently... I'd better mourn for Zheng Niuniu for a minute..."
"what!"
Sure enough, Feng Fangfang, who was hit by the red star, screamed, immediately covered her nose, got up and glared at Zheng Niuniu, and roared: "Zheng Niuniu!"
"Fangfang, it's none of my business, I just want to give you a surprise, who knew you would get so close, surprise, surprise!"
While talking, Zheng Niuniu backed away in fear, obviously he was a little afraid of Feng Fangfang.
"Unexpectedly, your sister, you are clearly playing tricks on my old lady!"
Feng Fangfang's mouth was crooked in anger, and her tantrum came up directly, covering her nose with one hand, rushing up to Zheng Niuniu with a slap in the face!
"Aw~" With the sound of chickens flying and eggs smashing, Zheng Niuniu also screamed, clutching his balls, jumping and running in panic, and rushed out.
From behind came Feng Fangfang's roar like a tiger roaring in a forest: "Next time I will let my old lady see you, and I will castrate you directly!"
Ye Xiaofei, who was hiding outside the door, was completely ashamed, thinking: "This Feng Fangfang is really like what Zheng Niuniu said, she is a female Tyrannosaurus! Now Zheng Niuniu will have a good life, luckily I didn't go in with Zheng Niuniu just now, okay Dangerous, so dangerous..."
Zheng Niuniu jumped out in embarrassment with a look of pain on his face, saw Ye Xiaofei, and immediately said angrily: "Master, it's all your fault for coming up with this idea, you insisted on asking me to surprise Fangfang, look, this will make me happy in the future." How do you live in class!"
"Hey, hey, I want you to give her a surprise. You're not a surprise, it's clearly a shock, okay?" Ye Xiaofei was speechless, it seems that Zheng Niuniu's EQ is still unusually low.
Zheng Niuniu rubbed his balls, and said aggrievedly: "I didn't know that Fangfang would put her head so close. I just wanted to surprise her."
"Uh... well, you did surprise her, you did it."
Ye Xiaofei said in admiration, and turned around to leave, no wonder Zheng Niuniu has been single for 20 years, there is a reason for this.
"Master, where are you going, you haven't helped me get Fangfang!" Zheng Niuniu quickly caught up with Ye Xiaofei again.
"I'll go, you still want to chase that girl? Are you really not afraid of death?" Ye Xiaofei said in surprise.
"Master, didn't you say that failure is the mother of success? We need to make persistent efforts to achieve success together!" Zheng Niuniu said with a firm face.
"..."
Ye Xiaofei has never convinced anyone in his life, and Zheng Niuniu is the first one.
"Ahem... Since you insist on continuing, let me explain first that if you are castrated by that female tyrannosaurus in the following process, I will not be responsible."
Ye Xiaofei said seriously, he just heard Feng Fangfang's words.
When Zheng Niuniu heard this, a frightened expression appeared on his face: "No, probably not...Master, why don't you tell me first, what do you want me to do next?"
"Um……"
Ye Xiaofei put his hand on his chin, thought for a while, then raised his head and said: "Since this is the case, then, it seems that I have to come up with my trick of pressing the bottom of the box. The No. 36 trick out of 30 is to fight against the customer!"
Zheng Niuniu was shocked by Ye Xiaofei's lingering aura, and said in a daze: "Master, I don't understand what you are saying, please speak in human language."
Ye Xiaofei scratched his head in embarrassment immediately, and explained: "Actually, I want you to take the initiative, be aggressive, find an opportunity, hug her domineeringly, then wallop her, and finally kiss her forcefully!"
"Damn it! It's so exciting!" Zheng Niuniu exclaimed suddenly.
"That's right, it's just to be so exciting. Based on my experience, for a strong girl like Feng Fangfang, you have to act stronger than her, so that you can completely conquer her!"
Obviously, under Zheng Niuniu's praise, Ye Xiaofei also got into the show a little bit, and really regarded himself as a master of love.
Zheng Niuniu was taken aback, and gave Ye Xiaofei a thumbs up in admiration: "Master, what you said is so reasonable! What are you waiting for, let's go!"
When Zheng Niuniu said this, Ye Xiaofei was frightened instead: "What I said just now was just to scare Zheng Niuniu away, who would have thought that he would take it seriously? Zhang tall!"
"Zheng Niuniu, you should think about this matter carefully, it is very difficult and difficult, you should think twice." Ye Xiaofei said earnestly.
"No, master! I have to do this today, but I still don't believe that I can't conquer Feng Fangfang!" Zheng Niuniu said firmly.
So, Ye Xiaofei had no choice but to keep silent, silently followed behind Zheng Niuniu, and lay in ambush outside the classroom.
Ten minutes later, the bell rang for the end of get out of class. After a while, Feng Fangfang walked out of the classroom with two balls of anti-nosebleed slips stuffed in her nose.
"Master, shall I go now?" Zheng Niuniu asked seriously.
"No, there are too many people around now, it's inconvenient to do such embarrassing things, let's follow her and wait a while." Ye Xiaofei was helpless, since Zheng Niuniu was determined to do it, Ye Xiaofei had to try his best to help him.
The two sneaked behind Feng Fangfang until they walked out of the teaching building, and there were fewer people around.
"Okay, Zheng Niuniu, hurry up, now is a good opportunity, hurry up!" Ye Xiaofei commanded suddenly.
"Okay, master, I'm on!"
Zheng Niuniu got up and rushed out, hugged Feng Fangfang, and shouted: "Fangfang, I really like you!"
"Zheng Niuniu, what are you doing, let me go!" Feng Fangfang was startled, and shouted while trying to break free.
But Zheng Niuniu was still very strong, holding Feng Fangfang so that she couldn't break free, and shouted: "I won't let go, I won't let go, Fangfang, I just like you, accept me!"
While talking, Zheng Niuniu really believed Ye Xiaofei's words, pursed his thick lips, and was about to kiss Feng Fangfang's face.
Mung Bean: "Everyone guessed wrong in the book review area yesterday, why are they all spicy strips, haha~ Let's guess today how Zheng Niu Niu will end up picking up girls. This is a lot of guesses, and the first one to guess correctly will go to God Review!"
Thank you for the 200 book coins that please call me Swordman!
(End of this chapter)
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