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Chapter 114 I'm talking about people

Chapter 114 I'm talking about people
Jiang Jun's decision to enter the shared inflatable doll industry was not a decision he made on the spur of the moment.It was decided after a long period of market research.

In today's big environment of men and women in China, there are more than tens of millions of single dogs all over the country.

Most singles are poor people with no money and a lot of resources.

In terms of luck, he is a guy who can't even finish the graduation epic.

It is obviously unrealistic for him to spend tens of thousands of dollars to buy a doll.

Therefore, Jiang Jun thought about this shared inflatable doll industry.

Twenty at a time, the price is not expensive.

However, Jiang Jun ignored two issues.

The first is about the cleaning of those inflatable dolls.

Second, we have far underestimated the persistence of the majority of singles in exercising their unicorn arms.

Regarding the first question, Jiang Jun thought hard for a long time, and finally came up with a brilliant idea.

That is - wear a helmet.

Next to each inflatable doll, there is a box of Durex.

Those who do not wear helmets will always be blacklisted.

This is a good solution to the cleaning problem.

But... at the same time, the traffic flow was greatly reduced.

But if you think about it, it’s okay for a real person to wear a hard hat.After all, are you afraid of killing people?
But... an inflatable one, and we are asked to wear helmets?
Simply... The user experience is terrible!

In addition, some single dogs would rather be in love with their five girls than pamper them, so Jiang Jun, the first and perhaps the only inflatable doll sharing company since the founding of the People's Republic of China, has been half dead for two years. hanging.

Losing money can't be called, but it doesn't make much money either.

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Fortunately, Cheng Nuo's grandmother didn't know that her grandson was making such things.

Otherwise, if he had known about it, Jiang Jun, who had to take off his shoes for the photo, would have doubted his life!
The camera pans back to the living room.

At first, Jiang Jun was very resistant to Cheng Nuo's request to go downstairs to buy a tofu nao.

But when Cheng Nuo's grandmother said, "I haven't had tofu nao for a long time, Xiaojun, please bring me back some by the way." Her heart was extremely broken.

Grandma, I am your grandson!
How do you feel that in your heart, I am not as important as a hair of Cheng Nuo's grandson.

"Okay, I'll go down and buy!"

Before leaving, Jiang Jun looked at Cheng Nuo with eyes full of resentment.

"Thank you, cousin. You'd better hurry up and don't keep grandma waiting." Cheng Nuo smiled and waved.

Jiang Jun, who had just opened the door, staggered and almost fell directly.

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Half an hour later, after breakfast, the three of them were sitting in the living room chatting.

Cheng Nuo and Jiang Jun couldn't see any grievances before, and no one laughed and echoed the topic of grandma.

Grandma looked up at the time and said with a smile, "It's already past nine o'clock? I'm going to buy groceries."

"By the way, Xiao Nuo, you should know where the nearest vegetable market is?" Grandma asked Cheng Nuo.

"I know, I know. But shouldn't you go to the supermarket to buy groceries? It's very convenient to have the prices clearly marked." Cheng Nuo said.

"That's right, half of our family's grocery shopping goes to the supermarket." Jiang Jun also echoed.

Grandma shook her head and smiled meaningfully, "Those things in the supermarket may not look clean, but in terms of being green, healthy and harmless, they may not be as good as those in the wet market."

"And, the most important thing..." Grandma looked at Cheng Nuo and the two with a look of motivation on her face, "Do you understand the fun of bargaining?"

"Uh..." Cheng Nuo and Jiang Jun, cousins, looked at each other, not knowing what to say.

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Zhuyuan Community, downstairs.

Due to grandma's pursuit of healthy quality and her desire for...well, bargaining, the three of them decided to go to the nearest vegetable market here.

When he came downstairs, Cheng Nuo found a Porsche 911 parked at some point.

Brand new model, smooth body.Milk is the favorite of men.

Needless to say, Cheng Nuo knew who the owner of this car was.

Cheng Nuo glanced at Jiang Jun with an indifferent expression, "Cousin, is this yours?"

Jiang Jun took out the car key from his pocket with a sullen face, pressed it lightly, and the car door opened automatically. "Cousin, how about this car? I just bought it! Would you like to ask uncle to buy one for you?"

"No need..." Cheng Nuo sweated profusely, "Cousin, I mean, you should have sold this car in Kyoto, right? Why did you come to Qingcheng?"

"Oh, what are you talking about." Jiang Jun said indifferently, "Anyway, I'm going to stay here for ten days and a half months, so I checked it in and shipped it to Qingcheng."

"Just arrived this morning." As he spoke, Jiang Jun shook the car key in his hand.

"Okay, you rich man, you are awesome!" Cheng Nuo could only comment on Jiang Jun's move.

"Come on, get in the car, cousin Cheng Nuo, show me the way." Jiang Jun sat in the driver's seat, wearing a pair of slutty gold-framed sunglasses, grinning, showing a row of white to Cheng Nuo With his teeth, he patted the passenger seat and said.

"We... drove this car... to the vegetable market... to buy vegetables!" Cheng Nuo said that he didn't understand the world of the rich.

Driving a sports car to buy groceries, the pretentious effect is absolutely amazing.

"Yes, what's the problem?" Jiang Jun was confused.

Cheng Nuo gave a dry cough and got into the co-pilot. "Ahem, it's okay. It's up to you. It's up to you...as long as you're happy."

"Okay, then, let's go!"

Cheng Nuo and Jiang Jun were in the front seat, and grandma was in the back seat, driving a luxury sports car worth several million towards... the vegetable market!

The vegetable market is not far from Zhuyuan Community, only a five- to six-minute drive.

In the sports car, you can see the bustling crowd at the vegetable market from a distance.

Jiang Jun controlled the sports car to slow down slowly.

"Hey, cousin, do you think that woman is on point?" Jiang Jun poked Cheng Nuo with his elbow, gave Cheng Nuo a look you knew, and laughed softly.

Cheng Nuo followed Jiang Jun's gaze.

Sure enough, a beautiful woman with an excellent figure and a protruding back was walking down from a BMW with a bag on her shoulders.

However, a middle-aged man weighing more than 200 kilograms got out of the driver's seat of the BMW and put his arms around the waist of the beautiful woman with an extremely beautiful figure.

Cheng Nuo briefly glanced at the beauty's data.

"Height 172.35 cm, weight 64.38 kg, bust 93.87 cm, waist 64.58 cm, hip 91.57 cm...age 26 years old!"

Cheng Nuo glanced at Jiang Jun and spoke slowly.

"This car is 26 years old, and the length is about 1 meters. The condition of the car is generally good, the interior is good, the front and rear insurance of the car are off, it is suspected that it is often rear-ended, and the engine oil is burning badly."

"The engine is in peak condition, but the cylinder is severely scuffed."

"Novices are not recommended to buy it. Veteran drivers can fight. Because the frequency of use is too high and the wear is too large, it is recommended to change the number, otherwise the fuel consumption will be high and the power will not be felt. Veterans can still drive if they can endure hardships. Novices can still drive. Can."

"The filter element is not replaced in time, resulting in poor ventilation. Don't touch it lightly, or you will regret it for life!"

"According to my 3 years of driving experience! The engine noise is too loud after driving! I have done scratches on the whole car! I have sprayed the whole car paint!"

"Summary: This car has been driven savagely for a long time, an accident car! Be careful! Be careful!!!"

Jiang Jun was dumbfounded after hearing this. "Cousin, I'm talking about people, not cars..."

Cheng Nuo shrugged and said as a matter of course, "That's right, I'm talking about people."

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