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Chapter 275 Funny Bi Meeting (Continued)

"Oh, oh." Pheasant agreed with his mouth, but his feet didn't move, and he kept winking at Liu Tianyou with his eyes.

"Come here!" Seeing that the pheasant was not moving, Mr. Wei became impatient. He stepped forward, grabbed the pheasant's clothes, and lifted the pheasant up like a little chicken.

"What are you doing!" Seeing Master Wei's move, Da Tian Er and Jiao Pi Qiqi, who still put their loyalty first at the critical moment, stood up. Just now, they were talking nonsense about how to flatten his foreskin first when Master Wei came. Having shrunk his neck and retreated to a place where no one noticed him behind the people, the honest cat got up.

"It's none of your business! Sit down!" Seeing Da Tian Er and Jiao Pi coming forward, a group of people behind Master Wei also stepped forward to confront them both.

Facing the large number of people, Da Tian Er was not afraid at all, and took out the knife from behind with his skill, and then saw no movement, he cut the table in front of Wei Ye into two halves, then stared at Wei Ye firmly and said: "It's amazing how many people there are!"

Seeing Da Tian Er draw his saber, Li Minggao, who was watching the show, also took out the saber behind him, and took two steps forward to stand side by side with Da Tian Er.

During this time, Da Tianer and Li Minggao ate together, slept together, and practiced together, and they forged a deep friendship unconsciously.

Seeing that Li Minggao stood up without hesitation after Da Tianer drew his sword, Liu Tianyou was very pleased. These two boys really regarded each other as their senior brothers.

Seeing that Da Tianer cut the table into two neatly with a sharp knife, the group of people who were confronting him involuntarily took a step back, and even Master Wei couldn't help but keep his eyes on the two halves of the table for a moment. Then he opened his mouth and said, "Little brother is very skilled, how do you call him?"

"Da Tian, ​​Xiao Gao, put away the knife." At this moment, Liu Tianyou who had been sitting by the side finally spoke.

"Yes, Brother Yu!" The two obediently wrapped up the knife and put it behind their backs again. They moved in unison, and the whole process took only ten seconds. They looked very skilled, very neat and pleasing to the eye.

"Master Wei, right? Let's sit down and talk slowly about optimization! There is nothing that cannot be resolved. You look like this, which makes them very nervous!" Liu Tianyou pointed to Master Wei's hand that is still holding the pheasant, and then stood When he got up, he stretched out his right hand to the other party: "I am Liu Tianyou."

Seeing Liu Tianyou shouting back the two fierce men with knives, Master Wei knew that this one was the most powerful, so he let go of the hand holding the pheasant, and held it together with Liu Tianyou: "Thank you, come on!" Brother, everyone respects me, everyone calls me Wei Ye, but here I can’t afford to be a Wei Ye, I’m a little older than you, if you think highly of me, just call me Wei Ge.”

"Then you're welcome, Wei Ge, just call me Tianyou." Liu Tianyou said with a smile.

Holding Wei Ye's hand together, Liu Tianyou felt a strong force coming from the opponent's hand, it seemed that the opponent still wanted to weigh his weight!
Liu Tianyou didn't say anything at the moment, but he squeezed his hand back with a little force without changing his complexion.

So when outsiders came, Liu Tianyou's face remained unchanged, but Wei Ye's face suddenly turned red, and sweat oozed from his forehead.

As a small punishment to Mr. Wei, Liu Tianyou withdrew his strength as soon as it was enough.

After receiving an amnesty, Wei Ye took a deep look at Liu Tianyou, who had been calm from the beginning to the end, and then withdrew his trembling right hand.

"Brother Wei, sit down, what is it that made Brother Wei come here so much?" Liu Tianyou sat in front of the table that Datian Erxin had brought over, looked at Master Wei and said.

"Oh, it's really not a big deal. It's just that my daughter is with the pheasant. I'll come over to check on the situation." Master Wei was already there at this time, and he no longer had the arrogance he had just now. He pointed at the pheasant and the pheasant in a harmonious voice. The girl next to the chicken said.

"Haha, I thought it was a big deal. Should young people solve their own problems? What's more, it's still a relationship problem between the two of them. Wei Ge is not the kind of old antique who wants to beat mandarin ducks, right? Now he is very particular about it. If you are in love, you can fall in love freely!" Liu Tianyou said jokingly.

"That's not true. Don't you want to stay in the female university? Besides, Hong Xing's younger brother is a good match for my daughter. I came here just to meet my daughter's boyfriend and get to know him." After Wei Ye finished speaking, Looking at the shivering pheasant that was still down, he suddenly said in a crazy way: "Boy, to be honest, have you ever fucked my daughter?"

"Ah? Ah!"

Master Wei looked at the confused pheasant, and then said: "Come back up, but remember to wear a condom!"

At this time, the pheasant came to his senses and hurriedly replied: "I always bring two of them!"

"Two are not enough, remember to wear three in the future!" Master Wei explained sternly.

"Understood, Uncle." Pheasant nodded solemnly to be taught.

Looking at the crazy Wei Ye and the funny pheasant, Liu Tianyou covered his face and got up to leave. He was really afraid that the neurosis would be contagious.

"Father, what are you talking about!" Master Wei's daughter heard her father confessing to her boyfriend, she shook his arm coquettishly, and questioned her father coquettishly.

At this time, the pastor was not willing to be lonely anymore. He got up and came to Master Wei, pointed at Master Wei and said, "Sir, let me tell you, you shouldn't encourage young people to have sex before marriage, you."

"Priest, go drink tea first, and I'll talk to you later!" Pheasant saw that Master Wei had finally accepted himself, and how could he allow the pastor to come out to make trouble now, so he pulled him away before the pastor finished speaking. side.

A meeting between father-in-law and son-in-law ended in such a funny way. When Master Wei left, he told his daughter to go home often to see her mother and so on. Then he walked in front of Liu Tianyou and held Liu Tianyou with both hands. Tianyou's hand, solemnly invited: "Brother, you must come to my place to play when you have time, and I will treat you well, don't forget!"

"Okay Wei Ge, I will definitely go when I have time, Wei Ge, go slowly!" Wei Ge was perfunctory on his lips, thinking in his heart: "When the hell will I become your brother, and you are still so close to me?" , do we know each other that well?"

After sending off Master Wei, the pheasant immediately started to shake, swayed into the shop like a crab, and half-lyed on the chair in a big way, then seemed to suddenly remember something, jumped up from the chair, He rushed to Foreskin's front in a few steps, raised his fist and hit his head and face.

"Oh, oh, why did you hit me, pheasant, you are crazy, I'm a foreskin!" The foreskin was beaten, scrambling, wailing in his mouth.

(End of this chapter)