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Chapter 463 Encouraging monkeys to steal delicacies

So, monkeys are afraid of fire. Of course, this kind of fear does not mean that monkeys can be restrained by fire. Rather than saying that monkeys are afraid of fire, it is better to say that monkeys hate fire, especially the flame that Liu Tianyou can use now. Mixed with the three flavors of real fire, although the monkey can continue to fight with Liu Tianyou by twisting the fire-avoiding formula, but in this way, the monkey's combat effectiveness will be reduced, just like monkeys do not go into the water, they can twist the water-avoiding formula at the bottom of the water, but fighting It's inconvenient to get up.

In addition, Liu Tianyou and the monkey only saw that they were just exchanging ideas and not a life-and-death battle, so the monkey ran away as soon as Liu Tianyou used fire, and Liu Tianyou could threaten the monkey with flames.

"All right, all right, come down, let's go drink." Seeing that the monkey was still in the air, Liu Tianyou's anger just now dissipated, and he put away the flames and shouted at the monkey in mid-air.

"Okay, my grandson is coming down now." Monkey said as he rushed to Liu Tianyou's side from mid-air, and then the two walked towards Houzi's cave one after the other.

After drinking a bottle of Erguotou, the monkey's face probably rivals the color of his butt.

"Monkey, we always drink dry here, we don't even order food and drink, don't you feel a bit shabby?" Liu Tianyou shook his drowsy head and asked the monkey.

"Appetizers for wine? That's easy to say. I'll go to the mountain to pick some wild fruits for you, and I'll bring back some wild game for you to drink with." Upon hearing this, the monkey stood up unsteadily and was about to go out.

"Wait." Liu Tianyou got up and grabbed the monkey, and said to him under the monkey's bewildered expression: "What we are drinking now is good wine, even the so-called fine wine in heaven. right."

"Yes!" Monkey also felt that this spicy Erguotou was much better than the so-called fine wine in heaven, so he nodded without hesitation.

"Hey! Since our wine is better than fine nectar and jade liquid, don't you think it doesn't go well with wild fruit and Yewei? The so-called good horses go well with saddles, and our wine should be paired with appetizers. Not to mention getting dragon liver and phoenix marrow, there must be some rare delicacies on a jade plate, do you think I am right?" Liu Tianyou looked at the monkey and gestured to him with his tongue out.

"That's right, what you said is reasonable, reasonable, but my Emei Mountain doesn't even have some rare delicacies, not to mention dragon liver and phoenix marrow, what do you think?"

"It's easy! If you don't have it, let's go find someone who has it!" After Liu Tianyou finished speaking, he continued without waiting for the monkey to speak: "I remember that the Queen Mother's flat peach feast will be held soon, and there are countless delicacies on the flat peach feast. , and the one who is in charge of this peach feast is Baihua Fairy. I don’t know if Baihua Fairy has been sent back by the Bull Demon King, but I guess not yet. The Baihua Fairy who is in charge of the peach feast is not here now. Why don’t we take this opportunity to go to the Heavenly Court? Come down for a drink?"

When the monkey heard Liu Tianyou's bold idea, his drunkenness dissipated a lot. Back then, he suffered a lot from making a big peach feast. Now that he has become a Buddha, he has a place in every Queen Mother's peach feast. If he now Going to steal something from the flat peach feast, if people know about it, it would be a shame.

Seeing the look on the monkey's face, Liu Tianyou knew that this topic was a bit early, and it was almost too hot, so he took out two bottles of Erguotou again, stuffed one bottle into the monkey's hand, opened a bottle by himself, and touched the monkey, he also Regardless of whether the monkey is willing or not, he yelled and drank more than half of a bottle of wine in one go.

The monkey saw that Liu Tianyou had already drunk, so he refused to show weakness, opened the wine and downed half of the bottle.

"Come again!" Seeing that there was still half a bottle in the bottle, Liu Tianyou bumped into the monkey again, and the two of them drank the wine in the bottle.

"Monkey, what about my proposal just now, let's go and get some heavenly delicacies and come back to drink." After killing Erguotou, Liu Tianyou brought up the topic just now again.

"This." Hou Zi was still a little sober at this time, hesitant to what Liu Tianyou said.

"Monkey, are you afraid? Could it be that after becoming a Buddha, your courage has shrunk? Before you became a Buddha, you dared to go to the heavenly court to make a scene. Now why are you not as courageous as a grain of rice? We are not Going up to make trouble, just to get some food and come down, even if someone finds out, it doesn’t matter, if I can’t find the way, I’ll go by myself, why drag you coward.” Seeing the monkey, he still hesitated Yes, Liu Tianyou had no choice but to use the method of aggressive generals.

"What? How dare you say that my old grandson is cowardly?" Sure enough, it is better to be aggressive than to invite generals. The monkey was despised by Liu Tianyou, and immediately quit, and started to shout at Liu Tianyou at the top of his voice.

"Keep your voice down, your voice can't cover up the fact that you are timid now." After speaking, seeing the expression of the monkey staring at people, Liu Tianyou continued without fear: "Why, Isn’t it right, I’ve said it all, we’re just going to get some delicacies and come back to have a drink, and we’re not asking you to go up and make a scene in the heavens, so you’re just prevaricating, aren’t you afraid of the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother?”

"Nonsense! Who said that my grandson is afraid, my grandson is just"

"Okay, it's just the two of us here. If you're afraid, be afraid. Don't worry, I won't say anything." Liu Tianyou interrupted the monkey, looked at the monkey with contempt and said with disdain.

"Old Sun is not afraid!" The monkey was about to go crazy. After so many years, the one who didn't know that Sun Wukong is a master who is not afraid of heaven and earth, how come he is as cowardly as a mouse when he comes to Liu Tianyou generation?
"If you're not afraid, let's go!"

"Let's go!" The monkey finally got hairy from being teased by Liu Tianyou, and he pulled Liu Tianyou and left.

The two of them left the monkey's cave and headed towards the heaven. Since Liu Tianyou's flying speed was too slow now, the monkey seemed eager to prove to Liu Tianyou that he was not a coward, so he took Liu Tianyou along at a fast pace, but the monkey didn't look. To Liu Tianyou's curved mouth.

Speaking of which, is Liu Tianyou drunk?To say he is drunk, he is really a little drunk, but he is drunk but not drunk, Liu Tianyou knows what he says and does, he knows it clearly in his heart, and Liu Tianyou planned it a long time ago to use the strength of alcohol to lure monkeys to heaven to steal delicacies , in order to take the opportunity of stealing delicacies to see if it is possible to get some flat peaches to eat.

The flat peaches in Journey to the West are divided into three grades, namely those that ripen once in 3000 years, those that ripen in 6000 years and those that ripen in 9000 years. People who eat Xiaju will fly up, and they will live forever. If they are ripe for 3000 years, people will live as long as the sky and the earth, and the sun and the moon will live together.

When I came to the world of Lotus Lantern, I heard that the Queen Mother's Peach Blossom Festival was about to be held, how could Liu Tianyou let go of this great opportunity.

(End of this chapter)