The strongest shared male god in the world
Chapter 121
Chapter 121
Li Kuang shamelessly walked to the table where Mo Shanshan was sitting.
Sitting at that table were Mo Shanshan, Ye Hongyu, Zhuo Zhihua, and Tmall Girl.
"Come on, let me squeeze!"
Li Kuang took a look and sat down next to Tmall Girl unceremoniously.
Because the stool is relatively long, as soon as he sat down, Tmall Girl was pushed to the left by him, and it was no problem for two people to sit.
"It's impolite!"
Tmall Girl wrinkled her nose cutely, and showed no pretense to Li Kuang.
Li Kuang chuckled, and shamelessly asked Lingdie to bring a pair of bowls and chopsticks, and just started eating, with his head down, minding his own business.
Mo Shanshan seemed to ignore his existence, just chatting with Ye Hongyu, treating him like air.
"Shanshan, long time no see, why have you lost weight, come on, eat more meat!"
Li Kuang laughed and added a piece of twice-cooked pork with mixed fat and meat to her bowl.
Mo Shanshan smiled and nodded without moving his chopsticks.
Li Kuang retracted his hand like a salted fish and became depressed.
Yo, you actually ignored me, hum, forget it.
While eating, Li Kuang's left hand unknowingly surrounded Lynx Girl's waist and climbed up her back.
Climbing and crawling, he rested on Tmall Girl's shoulders!
Tmall Girl's delicate body trembled, she turned her head and stared at him viciously, and said, "Get your claws away!"
Li Kuang pinched her face, and said with a mean smile: "Don't be so estranged, at least we are brothers and sisters, why are you so fierce."
Tmall Girl gnashed her teeth, her teeth clacked together, as if she was having a hard time enduring it.
Seeing how cute she looked when she was angry, Li Kuang couldn't help pinching her face again, and her face became chubby like a Garfield cat.
Finally, Tmall Girl couldn't take it anymore, she stood up abruptly, complained to Mo Shanshan with an aggrieved face: "Shanzhu! Look at him bullying me!"
Mo Shanshan sighed secretly, and reprimanded Tmall Girl in a stern tone: "Don't be rude, don't back down!"
Senior Sister Zhuo Zhihua, who was sitting on the right hand side, quickly saw that Shan was angry, and hurriedly dragged Tmall Girl to another table for dinner, so as not to make a fuss.
Li Kuang had no one to tease. He looked at Ye Hongyu and Mo Shanshan out of boredom. It seemed that neither of them was easy to handle.
"Xiaohong, eat more vegetables. It's not good to eat meat all the time. You will become malnourished!"
Li Kuang added a piece of minced pork and eggplant to Ye Hongyu's bowl, as if an elder cared about the younger ones.
Ye Hongyu turned cold, looked at him and said, "What did you call me?"
Li Kuang said: "Xiaohong, is there something wrong?"
"If you don't like it, then I'll call you Xiaoyu."
"However, I still think Xiaohong sounds better. She is kind and down-to-earth, and it can also reflect the kind of you and me between the two of us..."
Ye Hongyu's hand holding the chopsticks trembled slightly, raised his right foot under the table, and stepped on it hard in a certain direction!
boom!
Li Kuang felt that something stepped on the back of his foot,
Looking up, Ye Hongyu's face was pale and his breathing became short of breath.
Li Kuang chuckled and said, "Xiao Hong, your husband and I have the arrogance of cultivation, and our whole body is better than steel bars. Aren't you asking for trouble?"
Ye Hongyu's face was ugly, he slowly moved back to his numb right foot, turned his head, not wanting to look at his hateful face.
Mo Shanshan felt sour in his heart, looked down at the bowl and said, "Some people only bully people because of their status, what's the difference from animals."
Li Kuangle said: "Am I a beast? Haven't the two girls seen it a long time ago?"
Snapped!
Snapped!
Mo Shanshan and Ye Hongyu slapped the table at the same time and said, "Shut up!"
The store was suddenly silent!
More than a dozen female disciples from the River Kingdom looked at this side, dumbfounded.
Li Kuang was also stunned, these two must have a tacit understanding!
It's just a joke, so why are you so excited?
Mo Shanshan and Ye Hongyu looked at each other and sat down awkwardly.
"Sir, please respect yourself. You are a senior, don't belittle yourself."
Mo Shanshan forced himself to calm down his anger and spoke softly.
Li Kuang said: "I am the owner of a small shop, where do I come from? The Lord of the Mountain praised me."
Mo Shanshan frowned, unable to fight back, the anger and resentment in his heart became stronger for a moment.
Ye Hongyu winked at Mo Shanshan and said, "Let's eat, don't talk to him."
Mo Shanshan nodded, picked up the chopsticks to pick up the vegetables in the bowl, and put them into his mouth in small bites, chewing slowly, the slow motion and the sloth had to fight again.
When Li Kuang saw that the two of them were ignoring him again, he felt a sense of loneliness in his chest.
The three of them ate separately without speaking, and the atmosphere was extremely weird.
From the corner of Li Kuang's eyes, he secretly observed the expressions of the two people, and suddenly thought of it,
With bows left and right under the feet, they sneaked towards the fragrant legs of one red and one white respectively!
"Hmm!" Mo Shanshan groaned, his whole body trembled as if he had been electrocuted, his cheeks were flushed, as charming as peach blossoms.
Ye Hongyu raised her brows upside down, clenched her fists tightly, and a murderous aura surged from the top of her head.
Li Kuang hummed a tune, looked sideways at the ceiling, and kept making flirtatious movements with his feet.
Ye Hongyu and Mo Shanshan glanced at each other with strange expressions in their eyes.
Suddenly, two pairs of thighs, one red and one white, launched a counterattack at the same time.
Li Kuang gasped, and quickly parried the enemy's ferocious attack.
Bang bang bang! ! ! !
There was a muffled noise under the table!
The dishes on the table trembled.
Li Kuang fought one against two, using the bottom of the table as the battlefield, to learn how to kick with the two beauties.
The three colors of red, white and blue under the table are shining, and the game is very enjoyable.
Li Kuang picked up the jug and drank by himself, with a calm and carefree demeanor.
But Ye Hongyu and Mo Shanshan's expressions became more and more serious, gradually losing the upper hand in this secret competition.
The female disciples at the other tables suppressed their smiles and pretended not to see anything. They ate when they should eat and drank when they should drink. They seemed to be oblivious to the strange noises coming from the table.
"enough!"
"enough!"
Mo Shanshan and Ye Hongyu shouted at the same time, and the two figures, one red and one white, floated away and retreated a certain distance, even pulling out the bench they were sitting on.
The two still kept their sitting postures, but they looked embarrassed and out of breath.
Mo Shanshan has a restrained temperament, and he felt a little shameful when he said this, so he quickly shut his mouth, his delicate face turned green and pale, embarrassing and a little shy.
Ye Hongyu got angry, stood up and walked to the table, pointed at the dishes on the table and said angrily to Li Kuang: "Thankfully you still own a restaurant, you have the nerve to serve out such rubbish dishes, I can eat them I feel so sick that I want to vomit. If you don’t give me an explanation today, I will smash your shabby store!”
Ye Hongyu knew that he couldn't beat Li Kuang, so he simply criticized Li Kuang on the pretext that his family's food was unpalatable.
Li Kuang stood up abruptly, staring at Ye Hongyu in a daze.
Well, you Ye Hongyu, you have such a vicious heart, I serve you with delicious food and drink, and you actually want to ruin my reputation!
It's the most poisonous woman's heart!
"What are you looking at! Your food is so bad that no one is allowed to tell?" Ye Hongyu stared.
Li Kuang was silent for a moment, then suddenly smiled and cupped his hands and said: "The hospitality is not good, please also invite Miss Ye Haihan, if you think this meal is not to your liking, why don't I personally make a dish for you as an apology?"
Ye Hongyu thought for a while, and said: "Okay, you are allowed to serve a dish, if it is still a pig-like meal, you can pick the chrysanthemum and go downstairs by yourself! Don't be ashamed!"
Li Kuang shook his sleeve and said, "Okay! That's the deal."
After speaking, he strode towards the back kitchen.
Ye Hongyu looked at his back and couldn't help but sneer, hum!You are a reckless man, you can fight well, but who believes you can cook?
Even if you are a good cook, if you cook a few decent dishes, I still say they are unpalatable, what can you do to me?
After about half an hour,
Li Kuang came out with a plate covered with an iron lid.
"Let the two of you wait for a long time!"
Li Kuang put the plate on the table with a mysterious look.
The girls from Yamato Country looked sideways, with curiosity on their faces.
"It smells so good! I seem to smell the scent of tofu!" Tmall girl said with bright eyes, and unconsciously licked her lips.
Li Kuang smiled and opened the iron cover and said: "Yes, my dish is tofu cuisine. It is a temporary dish created by me. I named it..."
- "Tofu Trio!"
Under the iron cover, the delicious food on the plate exudes a bright light that cannot be seen directly, just like a peerless treasure in the world!
"It's dazzling! What kind of food is this, why is it still glowing?"
"It looks amazing! I really want to eat it!"
The girls unconsciously gathered around, their big watery eyes full of amazement and shock!
······
The mountain behind the academy.
The wife is having lunch.
Suddenly, he raised his head, closed his eyes, and sniffed the air, with a drunken look on his face.
"What's the smell? It smells so good! It smells so good!"
The master took a deep breath, and his whole body softened.
Looking down at the few dishes on the table, he felt unappetizing and hard to swallow.
(End of this chapter)
Li Kuang shamelessly walked to the table where Mo Shanshan was sitting.
Sitting at that table were Mo Shanshan, Ye Hongyu, Zhuo Zhihua, and Tmall Girl.
"Come on, let me squeeze!"
Li Kuang took a look and sat down next to Tmall Girl unceremoniously.
Because the stool is relatively long, as soon as he sat down, Tmall Girl was pushed to the left by him, and it was no problem for two people to sit.
"It's impolite!"
Tmall Girl wrinkled her nose cutely, and showed no pretense to Li Kuang.
Li Kuang chuckled, and shamelessly asked Lingdie to bring a pair of bowls and chopsticks, and just started eating, with his head down, minding his own business.
Mo Shanshan seemed to ignore his existence, just chatting with Ye Hongyu, treating him like air.
"Shanshan, long time no see, why have you lost weight, come on, eat more meat!"
Li Kuang laughed and added a piece of twice-cooked pork with mixed fat and meat to her bowl.
Mo Shanshan smiled and nodded without moving his chopsticks.
Li Kuang retracted his hand like a salted fish and became depressed.
Yo, you actually ignored me, hum, forget it.
While eating, Li Kuang's left hand unknowingly surrounded Lynx Girl's waist and climbed up her back.
Climbing and crawling, he rested on Tmall Girl's shoulders!
Tmall Girl's delicate body trembled, she turned her head and stared at him viciously, and said, "Get your claws away!"
Li Kuang pinched her face, and said with a mean smile: "Don't be so estranged, at least we are brothers and sisters, why are you so fierce."
Tmall Girl gnashed her teeth, her teeth clacked together, as if she was having a hard time enduring it.
Seeing how cute she looked when she was angry, Li Kuang couldn't help pinching her face again, and her face became chubby like a Garfield cat.
Finally, Tmall Girl couldn't take it anymore, she stood up abruptly, complained to Mo Shanshan with an aggrieved face: "Shanzhu! Look at him bullying me!"
Mo Shanshan sighed secretly, and reprimanded Tmall Girl in a stern tone: "Don't be rude, don't back down!"
Senior Sister Zhuo Zhihua, who was sitting on the right hand side, quickly saw that Shan was angry, and hurriedly dragged Tmall Girl to another table for dinner, so as not to make a fuss.
Li Kuang had no one to tease. He looked at Ye Hongyu and Mo Shanshan out of boredom. It seemed that neither of them was easy to handle.
"Xiaohong, eat more vegetables. It's not good to eat meat all the time. You will become malnourished!"
Li Kuang added a piece of minced pork and eggplant to Ye Hongyu's bowl, as if an elder cared about the younger ones.
Ye Hongyu turned cold, looked at him and said, "What did you call me?"
Li Kuang said: "Xiaohong, is there something wrong?"
"If you don't like it, then I'll call you Xiaoyu."
"However, I still think Xiaohong sounds better. She is kind and down-to-earth, and it can also reflect the kind of you and me between the two of us..."
Ye Hongyu's hand holding the chopsticks trembled slightly, raised his right foot under the table, and stepped on it hard in a certain direction!
boom!
Li Kuang felt that something stepped on the back of his foot,
Looking up, Ye Hongyu's face was pale and his breathing became short of breath.
Li Kuang chuckled and said, "Xiao Hong, your husband and I have the arrogance of cultivation, and our whole body is better than steel bars. Aren't you asking for trouble?"
Ye Hongyu's face was ugly, he slowly moved back to his numb right foot, turned his head, not wanting to look at his hateful face.
Mo Shanshan felt sour in his heart, looked down at the bowl and said, "Some people only bully people because of their status, what's the difference from animals."
Li Kuangle said: "Am I a beast? Haven't the two girls seen it a long time ago?"
Snapped!
Snapped!
Mo Shanshan and Ye Hongyu slapped the table at the same time and said, "Shut up!"
The store was suddenly silent!
More than a dozen female disciples from the River Kingdom looked at this side, dumbfounded.
Li Kuang was also stunned, these two must have a tacit understanding!
It's just a joke, so why are you so excited?
Mo Shanshan and Ye Hongyu looked at each other and sat down awkwardly.
"Sir, please respect yourself. You are a senior, don't belittle yourself."
Mo Shanshan forced himself to calm down his anger and spoke softly.
Li Kuang said: "I am the owner of a small shop, where do I come from? The Lord of the Mountain praised me."
Mo Shanshan frowned, unable to fight back, the anger and resentment in his heart became stronger for a moment.
Ye Hongyu winked at Mo Shanshan and said, "Let's eat, don't talk to him."
Mo Shanshan nodded, picked up the chopsticks to pick up the vegetables in the bowl, and put them into his mouth in small bites, chewing slowly, the slow motion and the sloth had to fight again.
When Li Kuang saw that the two of them were ignoring him again, he felt a sense of loneliness in his chest.
The three of them ate separately without speaking, and the atmosphere was extremely weird.
From the corner of Li Kuang's eyes, he secretly observed the expressions of the two people, and suddenly thought of it,
With bows left and right under the feet, they sneaked towards the fragrant legs of one red and one white respectively!
"Hmm!" Mo Shanshan groaned, his whole body trembled as if he had been electrocuted, his cheeks were flushed, as charming as peach blossoms.
Ye Hongyu raised her brows upside down, clenched her fists tightly, and a murderous aura surged from the top of her head.
Li Kuang hummed a tune, looked sideways at the ceiling, and kept making flirtatious movements with his feet.
Ye Hongyu and Mo Shanshan glanced at each other with strange expressions in their eyes.
Suddenly, two pairs of thighs, one red and one white, launched a counterattack at the same time.
Li Kuang gasped, and quickly parried the enemy's ferocious attack.
Bang bang bang! ! ! !
There was a muffled noise under the table!
The dishes on the table trembled.
Li Kuang fought one against two, using the bottom of the table as the battlefield, to learn how to kick with the two beauties.
The three colors of red, white and blue under the table are shining, and the game is very enjoyable.
Li Kuang picked up the jug and drank by himself, with a calm and carefree demeanor.
But Ye Hongyu and Mo Shanshan's expressions became more and more serious, gradually losing the upper hand in this secret competition.
The female disciples at the other tables suppressed their smiles and pretended not to see anything. They ate when they should eat and drank when they should drink. They seemed to be oblivious to the strange noises coming from the table.
"enough!"
"enough!"
Mo Shanshan and Ye Hongyu shouted at the same time, and the two figures, one red and one white, floated away and retreated a certain distance, even pulling out the bench they were sitting on.
The two still kept their sitting postures, but they looked embarrassed and out of breath.
Mo Shanshan has a restrained temperament, and he felt a little shameful when he said this, so he quickly shut his mouth, his delicate face turned green and pale, embarrassing and a little shy.
Ye Hongyu got angry, stood up and walked to the table, pointed at the dishes on the table and said angrily to Li Kuang: "Thankfully you still own a restaurant, you have the nerve to serve out such rubbish dishes, I can eat them I feel so sick that I want to vomit. If you don’t give me an explanation today, I will smash your shabby store!”
Ye Hongyu knew that he couldn't beat Li Kuang, so he simply criticized Li Kuang on the pretext that his family's food was unpalatable.
Li Kuang stood up abruptly, staring at Ye Hongyu in a daze.
Well, you Ye Hongyu, you have such a vicious heart, I serve you with delicious food and drink, and you actually want to ruin my reputation!
It's the most poisonous woman's heart!
"What are you looking at! Your food is so bad that no one is allowed to tell?" Ye Hongyu stared.
Li Kuang was silent for a moment, then suddenly smiled and cupped his hands and said: "The hospitality is not good, please also invite Miss Ye Haihan, if you think this meal is not to your liking, why don't I personally make a dish for you as an apology?"
Ye Hongyu thought for a while, and said: "Okay, you are allowed to serve a dish, if it is still a pig-like meal, you can pick the chrysanthemum and go downstairs by yourself! Don't be ashamed!"
Li Kuang shook his sleeve and said, "Okay! That's the deal."
After speaking, he strode towards the back kitchen.
Ye Hongyu looked at his back and couldn't help but sneer, hum!You are a reckless man, you can fight well, but who believes you can cook?
Even if you are a good cook, if you cook a few decent dishes, I still say they are unpalatable, what can you do to me?
After about half an hour,
Li Kuang came out with a plate covered with an iron lid.
"Let the two of you wait for a long time!"
Li Kuang put the plate on the table with a mysterious look.
The girls from Yamato Country looked sideways, with curiosity on their faces.
"It smells so good! I seem to smell the scent of tofu!" Tmall girl said with bright eyes, and unconsciously licked her lips.
Li Kuang smiled and opened the iron cover and said: "Yes, my dish is tofu cuisine. It is a temporary dish created by me. I named it..."
- "Tofu Trio!"
Under the iron cover, the delicious food on the plate exudes a bright light that cannot be seen directly, just like a peerless treasure in the world!
"It's dazzling! What kind of food is this, why is it still glowing?"
"It looks amazing! I really want to eat it!"
The girls unconsciously gathered around, their big watery eyes full of amazement and shock!
······
The mountain behind the academy.
The wife is having lunch.
Suddenly, he raised his head, closed his eyes, and sniffed the air, with a drunken look on his face.
"What's the smell? It smells so good! It smells so good!"
The master took a deep breath, and his whole body softened.
Looking down at the few dishes on the table, he felt unappetizing and hard to swallow.
(End of this chapter)
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