The strongest shared male god in the world

Chapter 187 An emperor laughs (25)

Wei Ying's eyes were wide open, and he couldn't help admiring Li Kuang's spell.

"Brother Li, can I hand over this technique to my younger brother?" Wei Ying was envious, and made up his mind.

Li Kuang glanced at him and said, "That's not okay. Although this technique is worthless, it is also my unique skill in walking the rivers and lakes, so I can't easily teach it."

"Brother Li, please do me a favor, please do me a favor, don't be so stingy, what friendship do we have?"

Wei Ying stalked and stalked.

This talisman only imitates human handwriting, and has the function of quickly copying books, which is an unspeakable technique.

But for Wei Ying, who is often punished for copying family rules, he is a treasure.

Li Kuang pushed him away and said, "Go away, I don't know you well!"

For a brat like Wei Ying, you must not give in. If you take a step back, he will advance a foot.

Wei Ying pestered Li Kuang for a while, but Li Kuang just didn't buy it.

The boy simply gave up the idea of ​​letting Li Kuang teach his unique skills, and stared at the constantly active writing brush by himself, staring at the magical talisman in a daze, as if he wanted to crack the secret.

Li Kuang sneered, ignored him, went straight to a corner of the room, made a bed on the floor and lay down.

At this time, Jiang Cheng stood up from the bed and said, "You are so opportunistic, aren't you afraid of being discovered?"

Wei Ying said: "What are you afraid of, this handwriting is exactly the same as mine, even Uncle Jiang can't tell the truth from the fake, let alone that old man Lan Qiren!"

"It's up to you." Jiang Cheng was speechless, closed his eyes and began to meditate and adjust his breath.

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the next day.

The first thing Lan Qiren did when he came to class was to check Wei Ying's family rules for copying.

"Wei Ying, call up the prepared family rules."

"Okay, okay."

Wei Ying responded cheerfully, holding a thick stack of paper and offering it to him.

Lan Qiren sat behind the table with a straight face, flipping through the pages carefully, the more he looked, the more frightened he became, and the more he looked, the more angry he became.

Turning to the last page, he directly smashed the stack of papers to the ground.

Books were scattered all over the floor.

"You are so courageous, you dare to cheat and deceive this old man!"

"Wei Ying, you know your mistake!"

As soon as Lan Qiren flew into a rage, the whole room shuddered, and it was as quiet as a chilling cicada.

Wei Ying stood up confidently and said, "I copied it 30 times according to your request. Don't blame me if I cheated."

"I wronged you?" Lan Qiren was so angry that his beard trembled.

"Okay, let me ask you, how many words are there in the Lan family's rules?"

Wei Ying replied, "More than [-] characters!"

"How many words are there for thirty times family rules?"

Wei Ying replied: "At least 100 million words..."

Lan Qiren sneered: "Yes, there are more than 100 million words. I can only copy 10 words in one day and one night. Seeing how energetic you are, even if your hand speed is twice as fast as ordinary people, you can only copy 20 words in one night." Million words!"

"Now you bring me a paper copy of more than 100 million words, and you tell me, where did the extra 80 words come from?"

If it was an ordinary student, under such a questioning, he would definitely be recruited.

But Wei Ying is not an ordinary student, he has a much thicker skin.

"Excuse me, teacher, is the handwriting in that book fake?" Wei Ying asked back.

Lan Qiren was stunned and said, "I can't tell it's fake. It's hard for others to imitate your handwriting!"

"That's fine, it just means that I copied all the thirty family rules!"

"As for why I can copy more than 100 million words in one night, that is my ability. If others can't do it, it doesn't mean that I, Wei Ying, can't do it!"

Wei Ying spoke righteously.

Lan Qiren clapped the table and said: "Rampant! Who do you think you are? A puppet copying books?"

Wei Ying said: "If you have evidence to prove that I am lying, I will admit it. If there is no evidence, it is better not to lie."

Lan Qiren couldn't help being speechless, evidence?Where can I find evidence?

He is a dignified elder of the Lan family, how can he have so much effort to talk nonsense with a scoundrel.

The reason why Wei Ying was punished to copy the family rules thirty times was to temper his temper and teach him a profound lesson.

Lan Qiren didn't want him to copy thirty times, and if he could copy five times, he would pass the test.

But····
This guy actually cheated shamelessly. Although he didn't know what method he used, he was completely disappointed in this guy!
"Get out! Get out! Get out! Get out of here! You useless guy!" Lan Qiren was furious, roaring like thunder.

Wei Ying chuckled, flashed out of the classroom, and walked away.

"You know you can't fool Lan Qiren, why do you want me to help you cheat?" Li Kuang followed and asked.

Wei Ying patted Li Kuang on the shoulder and said, "Isn't this just a good time to sneak out to play? That ghost school, I just doze off when I stay there!"

Li Kuang suddenly felt a chill, and quickly dodged, shaking the dust on his shoulders.

This guy will have a broken sleeve in the future, so he can't get too close to avoid being polluted.

"Let's go, I'll take you down the mountain for a stroll!" Wei WuXian waved his hands, bouncing down the mountain.

Li Kuang sighed, wondering how things would develop like this. He wanted to urge this guy not to make trouble, but he was kicked out of the school the next day. It seems that he is not a qualified guardian!

Forget it, forget it, just let it go!
Li Kuang comforted himself.

In fact, it was hard for him to stay in the school with Wei Ying, and he was most happy to go out for a stroll.

So, the two of them worked together and went down the mountain to fool around for a day.

Tired of shopping, I went to the mountains to hunt pheasants and roast game, and didn't return to the school until dark.

"How is it? You didn't treat you badly by hanging out with me, did you?" Wei Ying walked in front with a mouth full of alcohol.

Li Kuang also had a great time today, especially hunting in the mountains. He was very surprised to see all kinds of tricks of this kid.

"I'm happy, but it's a pity that the wine shop you took me to didn't taste strong enough!" Li Kuang said with a hint of regret.

Wei Ying stopped suddenly, slapped his forehead suddenly, and said, "You reminded me, if you want to talk about good wine, naturally the emperor's smile is the most mellow that day. Fortunately, I secretly hid a few jars underground. Let's walk around. It's still early, let's go drink again!"

As he said that, he led Li Kuang to a place outside the wall. There was a towering tree outside, and the crown of the tree spread over the top of the wall.

In the dark, Wei Ying found a shovel from nowhere, and dug a hole somewhere under the tree.

After a while, five jars of fine wine were dug out, and three Mozi were written on the red sealing paper, "The Son of Heaven laughs".

"Oh, I found it, Brother Li, don't be polite, just drink it!"

Wei Ying took out a jar of Emperor's Smile and threw it out of the pit.

Li Kuang caught the wine, patted the paper off, moved to the mouth of the altar, sniffed it, and a burst of mellow fragrance spread out and filled the night sky.

As soon as you smell it, you know it's good wine!
But Li Kuang didn't want to drink this wine!
Because he smelled a strange smell from the aroma of the wine.

"Oh, my stomach hurts a little, I don't have any good food today, brother Wei Ying, you can drink it yourself!" Li Kuang held his stomach and feigned pain, and exchanged the altar of Tianzixiao for Wei Ying.

Wei Ying laughed and said, "You are really unlucky, so I will enjoy it myself!"

Then he grabbed the wine jar and took a sip!
"It's great! Good wine! Good wine!"

Wei Ying smacked his mouth and turned his head back, fascinated.

Suddenly, he felt a piercing murderous aura coming from above in the air, and when he opened his eyes, he saw a Gusu Lan clan disciple standing on top of the wall, staring at him coldly!
The man looked extremely cold and expressionless, as if someone owed him money.

Wei Ying felt very bad, because this person was not an ordinary member of the Lan family, but the second son of the Lan family, Lan Zhan, who was also called the Lan family's twin jades with his brother Lan Huan.

Lan Zhan is unsmiling, well-behaved, and in charge of the criminal law. He is a person who can't tolerate sand in his eyes.

At this moment, Wei Ying was drinking late at night, and had already violated two family rules. If he caught him on the spot, it was basically over.

But Wei Ying still had a little bit of luck in his mind, and even offered a bribe to the other party with a smile on behalf of the emperor: "Emperor laughs, share a jar with you?"

(End of this chapter)