The strongest shared male god in the world
Chapter 45 Lame Lies
Chapter 45 Lame Lies
"Let me go! You bad guy! Big bastard!"
In the forest that had returned to tranquility, there was a plump rabbit, its ears held by Li Kuang, and its legs jumping feebly in the air.
Li Kuang grabbed its ears and moved closer, showing an evil face.
"If you scold me again, I'll stew you later!" Li Kuang threatened nakedly.
The rabbit cursed viciously: "Damn human, you must die! I will not let you go!"
Li Kuang waved his hand and lit a pile of dead branches, creating a red flame.
Then he built a simple shelf with one hand, and muttered in his mouth: "Speaking of which, I'm really hungry, why don't we have roasted rabbit for dinner!"
The rabbit stared wide-eyed in horror, watching the flames fluttering under its buttocks, finally put down its posture, and begged: "Don't eat me! Don't eat me! Brother Li Kuang, I'm Xiao Wu! How can you eat me? ? They are so cute!"
A triumphant smile appeared in Li Kuang's eyes, and said, "Are you finally willing to admit it?"
Rabbit lowered his head as if resigned to his fate and said, "You have guessed it anyway, right?"
Li Kuang laughed and said: "You are smart, can you still hide it from me with your disguise?"
Li Kuang threw the rabbit on the ground with a flick of his hand.
The rabbit rolled around among the dead leaves, got up and gave Li Kuang a vicious look, then burrowed into the bushes.
After a while, a lovely girl in a pink dress came from the depths of the forest.
Who is that familiar face, if not Xiao Wu?
"Willing to change back?" Li Kuang raised his head and glanced at her. He got a big frog from nowhere in his hand, peeled off its skin, and was roasting it on an iron fork.
The sky was getting dark, and there were soul beasts howling deep in the dense forest.
"I asked Da Ming and Er Ming to go back first, so as to save you from conflicting again."
Xiao Wu angrily sat down around the campfire, stretched out her two little hands to keep warm.
The temperature difference between day and night in the Star Dou Great Forest was huge. At night, the mist began to pervade and it became cold and humid.
"After eating this roasted frog, come back with me." Li Kuang tore off a frog leg from the iron fork, and handed it to Xiao Wu.
Xiao Wu shook her head and said, "Have you ever seen a rabbit eating meat?"
Li Kuang thought for a moment and said, "If I remember correctly, I saw you eating less meat during dinner parties."
Xiao Wu puffed up her mouth and said, "Hmph, that was forced to eat in order not to show my flaws. In fact, I hate eating meat the most!"
"Oh, then I'll eat it myself."
Li Kuang ate the frog meat without ceremony. He ate it very quickly, stuffing it into his mouth in two or three mouthfuls, chewing up the bones and swallowing it.
Xiao Wu took out a brightly colored carrot from her pocket, biting it in small bites, and it tasted delicious.
After eating, Li Kuang clapped his hands and stood up, stamping on the bonfire.
"Let's go, go to Teacher Zhao and the others."
After finishing speaking, he walked ahead in the light of the moon, walking very fast, without any worry that Xiao Wu would not be able to keep up.
Xiao Wu bouncingly followed behind, with a cute look that hesitated to speak.
"Brother Li, you will keep it a secret for me, right?"
Li Kuang didn't turn his head and said: "As long as you don't expose me, I won't talk too much."
Xiao Wu happily jumped in front of him, walked backwards and said, "Then it's a deal, let's not talk about this matter."
"Oh, of course." Li Kuang replied absently.
Xiao Wu was overjoyed, and in order to please Li Kuang, she took out her beloved carrot and said to him, "This is a special carrot from the Star Forest, try it, it's delicious."
Li Kuang felt like throwing up when he saw the carrot, and refused in disgust: "You should keep such a precious food for yourself, I feel like vomiting when I see the carrot now!"
In the previous battle, in order to replenish his soul power, he ate a lot of radishes that he condensed, weighing almost a few hundred catties.
It really makes me want to vomit after eating it.
Xiao Wu stuck out her tongue playfully, and then remembered that Li Kuang himself is a professional radish producer.
When it is almost dawn.
Li Kuang finally found Zhao Wuji and the others.
"Let me just say, your boy is blessed and you will be fine!" Seeing Li Kuang and Xiao Wu returning at the same time, Zhao Wuji happily patted Li Kuang's head to express his condolences.
Tang San held Xiao Wu's hand, and hugged each other excitedly. He had risked his life to find Xiao Wu before, but found nothing. Later, he encountered a man-faced spider sneak attack, and a big battle broke out. He killed him and condensed the third soul ring, but he also suffered serious injuries.
Then he was found by Zhao Wuji who was looking for him, and he was not allowed to leave the team without permission.
Tang San was very sad. He originally thought that Xiao Wu was captured by the titan ape and had little hope of survival.
Unexpectedly, early in the morning, I saw Xiao Wu walking from a distance behind Li Kuang, looking alive and kicking, very happy.
The ashamed Tang San was extremely excited, he slapped himself twice in disbelief, thinking it was a dream.
Li Kuang was asked by everyone how he and Xiao Wu escaped danger, so he fabricated a story casually.It is said that after being captured by the Unrivaled Dragon and Snake couple, he was besieged by powerful spirit beasts, so he escaped in chaos, and then met Xiao Wu on the way back, so he simply brought them back together.
As for how Xiao Wu fulfilled her lie, Li Kuang didn't bother to bother.
"Brother Li, thank you for taking care of Xiao Wu. I, Tang San, am very grateful." Tang San and Xiao Wu were close enough, and walked over holding hands, thanking Li Kuang.
Li Kuang waved his hands and said, "We're all classmates, why are you being polite?"
"By the way, Xiao Wu, how did you escape from the Titan ape?"
Zhao Wuji came up in confusion and asked.
Xiao Wu clasped her hands behind her back, her little face was stunned for a moment, and she opened her mouth and said, "It's like this. After the giant ape captured me, it took me to a deep pool, and then it left me alone and went to sleep by itself. , and then I came back on my own.”
Zao Wou-ki clicked his tongue and said, "That's it...?"
"Teacher, that's what happened. You won't suspect me of lying, right?" Xiao Wu used her special skill, the secret skill of being cute, and stared at Zhao Wuji with a pair of watery, innocent eyes.
How could a rough and tough man like Zhao Wuji resist such lethality? He was immediately defeated and waved his hand: "Okay, you're lucky, I won't ask further about this matter."
It could be heard from his tone that Zhao Wuji still doubted Xiao Wu's words.That was the Titan Giant Ape, who traveled thousands of miles to capture her and then left her alone when she returned?No one will believe you if you tell them.
Zhao Wuji reckoned that Xiao Wu had something to hide, he didn't want to tell the truth, so he didn't bother to ask further.
Anyway, everyone is back safely, so there is no point in worrying about this anymore.
after one day.
Zhao Wuji led a group of people out of the Star Dou Forest, and found a hotel to stay.
That night, Li Kuang sneaked into Zhu Zhuqing's room through the window, intending to say goodbye to her, because the time limit for the lease was approaching.
As soon as I jumped through the window, a bright light flashed in the dark corner.
Li Kuang nimbly avoided the fierce light, grabbed a hand in the darkness, and pulled it into his arms.
The person in his arms was Zhu Zhuqing himself.
"You are quite vigilant, not bad!" Li Kuangqiang resisted and did not move his eyes to avoid being tempted by the fierce scenery.
Zhu Zhuqing popped out of his arms lightly, glared at him coldly and said, "Why are you running to my room so late, you're sneaky, I know you have bad intentions!"
Three changes completed
(End of this chapter)
"Let me go! You bad guy! Big bastard!"
In the forest that had returned to tranquility, there was a plump rabbit, its ears held by Li Kuang, and its legs jumping feebly in the air.
Li Kuang grabbed its ears and moved closer, showing an evil face.
"If you scold me again, I'll stew you later!" Li Kuang threatened nakedly.
The rabbit cursed viciously: "Damn human, you must die! I will not let you go!"
Li Kuang waved his hand and lit a pile of dead branches, creating a red flame.
Then he built a simple shelf with one hand, and muttered in his mouth: "Speaking of which, I'm really hungry, why don't we have roasted rabbit for dinner!"
The rabbit stared wide-eyed in horror, watching the flames fluttering under its buttocks, finally put down its posture, and begged: "Don't eat me! Don't eat me! Brother Li Kuang, I'm Xiao Wu! How can you eat me? ? They are so cute!"
A triumphant smile appeared in Li Kuang's eyes, and said, "Are you finally willing to admit it?"
Rabbit lowered his head as if resigned to his fate and said, "You have guessed it anyway, right?"
Li Kuang laughed and said: "You are smart, can you still hide it from me with your disguise?"
Li Kuang threw the rabbit on the ground with a flick of his hand.
The rabbit rolled around among the dead leaves, got up and gave Li Kuang a vicious look, then burrowed into the bushes.
After a while, a lovely girl in a pink dress came from the depths of the forest.
Who is that familiar face, if not Xiao Wu?
"Willing to change back?" Li Kuang raised his head and glanced at her. He got a big frog from nowhere in his hand, peeled off its skin, and was roasting it on an iron fork.
The sky was getting dark, and there were soul beasts howling deep in the dense forest.
"I asked Da Ming and Er Ming to go back first, so as to save you from conflicting again."
Xiao Wu angrily sat down around the campfire, stretched out her two little hands to keep warm.
The temperature difference between day and night in the Star Dou Great Forest was huge. At night, the mist began to pervade and it became cold and humid.
"After eating this roasted frog, come back with me." Li Kuang tore off a frog leg from the iron fork, and handed it to Xiao Wu.
Xiao Wu shook her head and said, "Have you ever seen a rabbit eating meat?"
Li Kuang thought for a moment and said, "If I remember correctly, I saw you eating less meat during dinner parties."
Xiao Wu puffed up her mouth and said, "Hmph, that was forced to eat in order not to show my flaws. In fact, I hate eating meat the most!"
"Oh, then I'll eat it myself."
Li Kuang ate the frog meat without ceremony. He ate it very quickly, stuffing it into his mouth in two or three mouthfuls, chewing up the bones and swallowing it.
Xiao Wu took out a brightly colored carrot from her pocket, biting it in small bites, and it tasted delicious.
After eating, Li Kuang clapped his hands and stood up, stamping on the bonfire.
"Let's go, go to Teacher Zhao and the others."
After finishing speaking, he walked ahead in the light of the moon, walking very fast, without any worry that Xiao Wu would not be able to keep up.
Xiao Wu bouncingly followed behind, with a cute look that hesitated to speak.
"Brother Li, you will keep it a secret for me, right?"
Li Kuang didn't turn his head and said: "As long as you don't expose me, I won't talk too much."
Xiao Wu happily jumped in front of him, walked backwards and said, "Then it's a deal, let's not talk about this matter."
"Oh, of course." Li Kuang replied absently.
Xiao Wu was overjoyed, and in order to please Li Kuang, she took out her beloved carrot and said to him, "This is a special carrot from the Star Forest, try it, it's delicious."
Li Kuang felt like throwing up when he saw the carrot, and refused in disgust: "You should keep such a precious food for yourself, I feel like vomiting when I see the carrot now!"
In the previous battle, in order to replenish his soul power, he ate a lot of radishes that he condensed, weighing almost a few hundred catties.
It really makes me want to vomit after eating it.
Xiao Wu stuck out her tongue playfully, and then remembered that Li Kuang himself is a professional radish producer.
When it is almost dawn.
Li Kuang finally found Zhao Wuji and the others.
"Let me just say, your boy is blessed and you will be fine!" Seeing Li Kuang and Xiao Wu returning at the same time, Zhao Wuji happily patted Li Kuang's head to express his condolences.
Tang San held Xiao Wu's hand, and hugged each other excitedly. He had risked his life to find Xiao Wu before, but found nothing. Later, he encountered a man-faced spider sneak attack, and a big battle broke out. He killed him and condensed the third soul ring, but he also suffered serious injuries.
Then he was found by Zhao Wuji who was looking for him, and he was not allowed to leave the team without permission.
Tang San was very sad. He originally thought that Xiao Wu was captured by the titan ape and had little hope of survival.
Unexpectedly, early in the morning, I saw Xiao Wu walking from a distance behind Li Kuang, looking alive and kicking, very happy.
The ashamed Tang San was extremely excited, he slapped himself twice in disbelief, thinking it was a dream.
Li Kuang was asked by everyone how he and Xiao Wu escaped danger, so he fabricated a story casually.It is said that after being captured by the Unrivaled Dragon and Snake couple, he was besieged by powerful spirit beasts, so he escaped in chaos, and then met Xiao Wu on the way back, so he simply brought them back together.
As for how Xiao Wu fulfilled her lie, Li Kuang didn't bother to bother.
"Brother Li, thank you for taking care of Xiao Wu. I, Tang San, am very grateful." Tang San and Xiao Wu were close enough, and walked over holding hands, thanking Li Kuang.
Li Kuang waved his hands and said, "We're all classmates, why are you being polite?"
"By the way, Xiao Wu, how did you escape from the Titan ape?"
Zhao Wuji came up in confusion and asked.
Xiao Wu clasped her hands behind her back, her little face was stunned for a moment, and she opened her mouth and said, "It's like this. After the giant ape captured me, it took me to a deep pool, and then it left me alone and went to sleep by itself. , and then I came back on my own.”
Zao Wou-ki clicked his tongue and said, "That's it...?"
"Teacher, that's what happened. You won't suspect me of lying, right?" Xiao Wu used her special skill, the secret skill of being cute, and stared at Zhao Wuji with a pair of watery, innocent eyes.
How could a rough and tough man like Zhao Wuji resist such lethality? He was immediately defeated and waved his hand: "Okay, you're lucky, I won't ask further about this matter."
It could be heard from his tone that Zhao Wuji still doubted Xiao Wu's words.That was the Titan Giant Ape, who traveled thousands of miles to capture her and then left her alone when she returned?No one will believe you if you tell them.
Zhao Wuji reckoned that Xiao Wu had something to hide, he didn't want to tell the truth, so he didn't bother to ask further.
Anyway, everyone is back safely, so there is no point in worrying about this anymore.
after one day.
Zhao Wuji led a group of people out of the Star Dou Forest, and found a hotel to stay.
That night, Li Kuang sneaked into Zhu Zhuqing's room through the window, intending to say goodbye to her, because the time limit for the lease was approaching.
As soon as I jumped through the window, a bright light flashed in the dark corner.
Li Kuang nimbly avoided the fierce light, grabbed a hand in the darkness, and pulled it into his arms.
The person in his arms was Zhu Zhuqing himself.
"You are quite vigilant, not bad!" Li Kuangqiang resisted and did not move his eyes to avoid being tempted by the fierce scenery.
Zhu Zhuqing popped out of his arms lightly, glared at him coldly and said, "Why are you running to my room so late, you're sneaky, I know you have bad intentions!"
Three changes completed
(End of this chapter)
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