I cried countless students in the exam

Chapter 1 The high school questions that stumped the whole network

It's April, and the weather is starting to get hotter.

In this hot and cold season, a set of mathematics test papers from the second grade of high school appeared on Weibo's hot search list and was criticized by countless netizens.

too difficult!
A set of mathematics test papers for the second year of high school at Tianxing Middle School in Beijing City.

While this set of high school math test papers was scolded by countless netizens, a strange man's name appeared on the back of the test papers.

With the appearance of this man's name, countless netizens in China were furious and wanted to tear him into pieces.

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first question:
It is known that there are 50 aunts in the square dance, and the distance between each person in the phalanx is 1 meter. The most dazzling ethnic style is played in the music. The wind is 170 decibels. Xiao Ming lives on the 7th floor, and the wind speed is 3m per second.

I would like to ask: Xiao Ming's success rate of pouring feces.

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The second question:
Please write the multiplication formula according to the rhythm.

1: Ding ding ding, ding ding ding (————)
2: Ah, ah, ah, ah (————)
3: woo woo, woo woo (———)
4: Meow, meow, meow (————)
……

The third question:
It is known that General Jin's running speed is 837Km/H, the acceleration of the bullet fired by General Jin is a=3000m/, and the running speed of the American spy satellite is 35000 kilometers. Excluding the error caused by the rotation of the earth, please calculate that General Jin ran at full strength for 1 minute. How many American satellites can be shot down by the way?

The next set of high school mathematics test questions are more difficult than the last!

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When this high school mathematics test paper appeared online, netizens went crazy.

After everyone racked their brains and couldn't come up with an answer, they mobilized their own power and put this math test paper on Weibo's trending searches.

More and more people are seeing this math test paper on the hot search list, and they feel that their understanding of their school days has been subverted!

Not to mention the comments below, it's a wonderful show!
"It's just high school math problems, what can't be solved?... Damn it..."

"Splashing dung? How could it be splashing dung?"

"I want Jingjing, don't ask me who Jingjing is!"

"Co-authoring, this is a probability problem, hello?"

"Write the multiplication equation according to the rhythm..."

"What kind of questions are these! What the hell are these questions!"

"Isn't it just a math test paper, why is Nima involved in shooting down the American satellite?!"

"Ghost knows what the answer is!"

"I'm afraid. I can't afford to offend high school students now, let alone high school teachers!"

"After reading it, I feel like I have lost hope in life."

"This math test paper, I'm afraid high school students will cry to death!"

Faced with this high school mathematics test paper from Beijing, only "fuck" can express the mood of netizens!

In addition to netizens, there are also high school students who have passed the math test.

"I passed this test paper. After finishing the math test, all the classmates in our class burst into tears in the exam room!"

“When I got the exam papers, I felt really cold;
When you get nervous, you forget the formula;

It seems familiar, but the solution has been forgotten
Mathematics answer two boundless, read text, tears a thousand lines

I left the examination room two hours later, met my classmates, and shared our sorrow.
With such achievements, I can’t even see my parents.
On Shen Ping's hair day, go to the cemetery and drink arsenic. "

Netizens laughed out loud when they saw the students taking the exam, and at the same time they couldn't help feeling sympathetic.

"Shen Ping? Who is Shen Ping?"

"Could he be the person who wrote the math test paper?"

"Fortunately, I wasn't in Tianxing Middle School, otherwise I'm afraid I would have dropped out of school and returned home!"

"I'll go! I remember this bastard's name. I won't let my children meet Shen Ping in the future!"

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"Let us row the oars, the students are wailing, the desks reflect the students' crying faces, and the classroom is surrounded by their cries..."

While netizens were scolding Shen Ping, the person involved was sitting in the office of the mathematics team happily scrolling through Weibo.

At this time, the screen of his mobile phone was full of news about the high school mathematics test paper he took this time...

"Shock!High school mathematics monthly exam paper exposure!Come in and see how many questions you can do! "

"Let's talk to the student involved: After the students in our class finished the math test, everyone burst into tears in the exam room..."

"Shen Ping: Students, have you experienced the fear of being dominated by the King of Examination Questions? "

……

Seeing the frenzied forwarding of various big Vs on Weibo, Shen Ping smiled slightly, and even hummed a song happily.

Shen Ping is a native of Beijing and a teacher.

An ordinary teacher who can't be more ordinary within 960 million ordinary kilometers.

When he was young, his dream was to become a teacher, no matter whether it was a Chinese teacher, a math teacher, or an English teacher, as long as he was a teacher.

His ideas are still very lofty. He not only wants to become a teacher, but also becomes a nightmare for countless students in the world. This is his life creed and he has never given up.

So some time ago he got a system, a system called [Student Nightmare]!

[Student Nightmare] The system, as the name suggests, is to produce super-difficult questions, which makes students feel hopeless in formal exams.

The system has only two functions.

Mall, lottery.

The so-called mall means that you can buy geniuses and wise men in all aspects of history, who can possess genius knowledge, brain power, imagination, etc.

Geniuses with these abilities are found in all walks of life, some are good at cooking, some are pianists, some are physicists, some are writers, there are also painters, poets, thinkers, mathematicians...

Of course, these abilities all need to consume despair points.

The so-called despair value is the points that the system integrates based on the number of desperate students when they feel desperate.

Despair points can be used to purchase items in the mall, and can also be used to draw prizes.

Each draw requires a different amount of despair, and the system will draw rewards immediately after purchase.

Always, the [Student Nightmare] system completely satisfied Shen Ping's life dream.

Just when Shen Ping was checking the system panel, there was a knock on the door outside, and the knocking sound was very loud, it must be the sound of kicking hard on the door panel.

Shen Ping knew who it was, but he pretended not to hear it.

After another two kicks from the people outside, the key rang, and the office door was pushed open!
Shen Ping turned his head to look at the person, thinking that he had a system, and the woman in front of him was still his nemesis.

A young girl in her 20s walked in. She was quite good-looking. In a certain state, the two words "good-looking" were not qualified to describe her.

For example, she is obviously just waking up now, and the hair at the temples is still a little messy, but the face like a lotus in clear water can't be concealed, especially her figure is very good, and the skin all over her body is also very fair.

But she is such a beautiful woman. As long as she has more contact with her, she will know her masculine side. Then there are as many men as there are men. Otherwise, how could she have not been in love for more than 20 dollars?
With her temperament, how can ordinary men control her?
Seeing Shen Ping sitting in the office, Fan Danqiu walked in carelessly, with a sneer on his face: "You kid, are you playing tricks with me? I kicked the door several times and you don't know how to answer? Do you want to die? "

Shen Ping rolled his eyes, "Sister Fan, you have class in the afternoon, what are you doing in the office now?"

Fan Danqiu sat down on the table, slapped the math textbook in his hand, and said angrily, "What do you think I'm here? I'm asking you to settle the score!" When he said this, Fan Danqiu's eyes were full of anger , "The math papers you published two days ago wiped out my class and affected my year-end bonus. In addition, I helped you with nine math classes before, and each class cost 80 yuan. I will count it for you. Well, the total is 400 yuan. I have reminded you several times, and you must return it to me today! Let me tell you Shen Ping, I think you are also a high-achieving student who graduated from Beijing Normal University, so I am willing to help you as a substitute. It turned out to be good for you when you gave the math papers, and deducted my year-end bonus for deliberately making difficult questions, which teacher would give students such difficult questions?"

Shen Ping smiled bitterly: "Although the content of the math test paper is difficult, it is also for the students' grades."

Fan Danqiu pointed his slender finger at him, "Stop making excuses for me. This exam will affect my year-end bonus!"

Shen Ping said helplessly: "The year-end bonus has nothing to do with me. You asked me to issue examination papers to the students as the teacher's representative. Besides, the students' poor performance is the teacher's fault. Is it because you don't educate seriously? I can tell you You tell me, today's students are very bad and have a lot of love affairs. Two days ago, there were students kissing openly on the playground... It's not like when we were in school, it was embarrassing to hold hands. You say it makes sense."

Fan Danqiu snorted and said: "What you said is useless, you have to pay back the money, or help me to pay for the debt!"

Shen Ping said: "You helped me with eight classes. Didn't I pay them back..."

"You only paid back the fee for the substitute class, and the year-end bonus hasn't been paid back to me yet!" Fan Danqiu said with a dark face.

After fooling around for a long time before letting Fan Danqiu go, Shen Ping finally agreed to substitute for Fan Danqiu's second and third classes in the afternoon, um, math class.

Shen Ping breathed a sigh of relief and felt a little lucky.

In fact, he knew what Fan Danqiu said was right, but Shen Ping had the [Student Nightmare] system and had to write very difficult papers. Moreover, his dream in life was to become a nightmare for students and become the greatest teacher in history in the future. As for other people complaining that the exam papers were too difficult, he completely ignored them.

Shen Ping left the office after taking away the math test papers that Class [-] and [-] of Senior High School had to answer in the afternoon.

(End of this chapter)