I cried countless students in the exam

Chapter 145 The Students' Howling! (6000 words)

Chapter 145 The Students' Howling! (6000 words)
Seeing the expressions of "You are awesome, we admire you so much" on the faces of a group of English teachers in the English test writing office, Shen Ping couldn't say how happy he was.

Who else? !

I asked, who else!
"Clap clap clap!"

I don't know who started applauding first!

There was a burst of applause in the entire English test-setting office, which was deafening!
In the awed eyes of all the English teachers, the Tianxing Middle School Senior High School Entrance Examination questions came to an end a few days later!

……

In the blink of an eye, a few days have passed, and the entrance exam for the new semester of high school freshman and sophomore students is about to begin!

Entrance examinations are different in different provinces and cities, so some schools do not have entrance examinations, while others prepare questions with great fanfare to welcome the students. This is the case for Tianxing Middle School.

And at the gate of Tianxing Middle School, there were already many parents standing there, bringing their children, hoping that their children could enter Tianxing Middle School as much as possible.

And there are many middle-aged women standing at the gate of the school.

Some of them are wearing cheongsams, some are holding small red flags in their hands...the flag is flying!

……

school entrance.

"Dad, I'm going in for the exam."

"You take the exam well. If you fail in the exam, you can see that labor and management can't beat you to death!"

"Ah! Just wait! Wait until I finish the exam and go home and tell my mother!"

……

Many parents of students stood at the school gate with nervous faces!
This entrance examination is related to their children's learning achievements in the next year!

And some of the students participating in the entrance examination are students from Tianxing Middle School, and most of them are transfer students from other schools. Why did they transfer?Naturally, it was because I heard the students' grades taught by Mr. Xiao Shen!
It can be said that not only the students like Shen Ping, but also the parents of the students are more optimistic about him!
The students step into the school, walk into the examination room, and the entrance examination begins!

The first exam, Chinese!
When the invigilator distributed the test papers to each student and returned to the podium to supervise, he found that the expressions of the students in the test room became a little strange.

Every student who looked at the Chinese language test paper, without exception, was stunned. The whole examination room could hear the drop of a needle, and even the sound of breathing could be heard clearly, which was incredible!
Damn it...this is such a nonsense!

All the students' eyeballs are about to pop out!
I only saw the first question on the Chinese language test paper:

Among the following sentences, which one of the underlined idioms is used incorrectly?
A. This remark is unavoidably long-winded, but we were babbling at the word, so it must be the case.

B. It begins to sing a rush, and stops abruptly in the middle of the second bar, where it seems that there should be a complex set of harmonies.

C. Soon after she took office, she found that the department was overstaffed: most people passed the time with various boring things after completing their tasks, so that others would look busy and not be judged.

D. But the old boatman did one thing wrong. He took the singing Nuo song as a big old man, which is simply wrong.

……

Which idiom is wrong?

I was wrong about your sister!

Find one for me!
How to find out?
At this moment, the students who saw this language test question were so overwhelmed in their hearts!

The eyes of these students are red. Look, look, are these Chinese language test questions written by others?ah? !

Looking at the set of Chinese test papers in their hands, the expressions on the faces of all the students participating in the Tianxing Middle School Entrance Examination were not right.

Some students clenched their fists!

Some students have red eyes!

Some students stared wide-eyed!

Some students sighed!

Some students even stood up suddenly and left the classroom in a swagger, giving up the classroom completely!
Some of the top students who had transferred from other schools thought it didn't matter and continued to look down, but it turned out that it didn't matter, and they were so angry that they almost had a heart attack!
Your sister, the entire test paper is basically filled with these fucking questions!

The second Chinese test question on the Chinese test paper:

Among the following sentences, the one with no grammatical errors is:

A. Although many facts are still unclear and will not be clear for a long time in the future, after careful and calm judgment and research, we can assert without doubt that creationism is wrong.

B. Keeping the people fed, well-fed, and safe is always the fundamental task of agricultural development, and it does not change with the changes in the development stage of agriculture itself.

C. The ancient poets not only created in their own learning, but also learned in the creation of their predecessors, which made the language of Chinese poetry so rich and colorful. This is just a small example.

D. But poor friends want us to help, and children should be taught by us, so after reading "Aesop's Fables", I also feel that there are many superficial opinions that must be corrected.

……

The third language test question:

Fill in the sentences between the horizontal lines in the following paragraph in order. The most appropriate group of connections is
The significance of loneliness to life cannot be underestimated. .

①When one person becomes popular, all kinds of entertainment come one after another, and the time spent on career will be greatly reduced.

②Human nature likes excitement, which can stimulate our senses and entertain our bodies, while loneliness affects a person's soul, and its beauty requires us to quietly savor it.

③Lonely, there are no TV and newspapers to invite you to do this interview or that dialogue, no unit asks you to do this kind of appraisal or that kind of argument, and no fans ask you to sign a preface, so you will have less interference in your career.

④First of all, loneliness can make people concentrate on their favorite career.

⑤ In this sense, approaching loneliness is also approaching a kind of inner resilience of life.

……

The fourth language test question:

The correct pronunciation of the underlined words in the following words is
A. hunchback (lǚ) coward (chàn) carsickness (yùn) early morning after the rain (jì)
B. Reeling silk (sāo) Cangjie (jié) Cold anvil (zhān) carrying a boat and overturning a boat (zài)
C. Plagiarism (piáo) Li cheese (lǐ) repair (qì) Niu Shan Zhuo (zhuó)
D. Brain (suǐ) Notes (zhá) Scream (zhuàn) Hesitation (xǐ)
……

The fifth Chinese language test question!

The sixth language test question!

The seventh language test question!

……

After reading the entire set of Chinese test papers, except for the composition, all the Chinese test questions, all the students who participated in the entrance test were stunned!

Who the hell came up with the exam questions!
The person who wrote the question is too grandson, right?

Don't talk about answering these language test questions!
Just seeing these questions makes people feel a headache. Is the Chinese teacher who made the questions poisonous?
Everyone is struggling to answer the test questions, but there is more and more sweat on their foreheads, and the test questions are not answered!

The difficulty of the Chinese exam paper has surpassed that of the previous final exam paper!

At this time, the students who participated in the entrance examination of Tianxing Middle School had only one thought in their minds, that is, don't let them know who wrote the test question, or hack that grandson to death!
However, what made the students even more speechless was the last essay question. It was a scam!

……

The last Chinese language test question is composition!
The reading sample essay about spiders made everyone feel relatively simple.

But there is a sentence under the reading model essay, that is [Requirements: Choose your own angle, draw up your own topic, be free, express your true feelings creatively, the style is not limited, no less than 800 words! 】

……

Seeing this, the students were really speechless!
your sister!
They gave us nothing but asked us to write essays?

Deceiving too much!

Angle of your choice?Make up your own topic?Want freedom?creative?You also need to express your true feelings!

This composition requirement simply made all the students speechless to the extreme!
Because they really feel so hard!

It would be fine if there were clear restrictions on the content of the topic, but they would not be afraid. What they were most afraid of was encountering a composition that did not give anything, but demanded a lot!
This composition test question is too difficult!

Simply deceiving!
Which bastard came up with this exam question!
……

As time passed, the students began to answer the questions seriously!
Two hours later, the time for answering the Chinese language test paper was over!

"Okay, the time for answering questions is over. Stop writing and hand in your papers quickly!" the invigilator said with a dark face.

It can't be blamed for his dark face, it's because the bell for the end of the exam has already ended, and the students are still writing hard, with no intention of handing in the paper at all.

"Teacher, I have only answered half of the answer, and the other half is still unanswered. Please be generous and give me a little more time!"

"Yeah, I still have a lot of blank space to write!"

"Teacher, wait a second, I'll finish my answer soon!"

"Please, there are only a few dozen words left in the composition!"

"Teacher, I will hand in the paper right away, give me another 2 minutes!"

When the invigilator stepped down from the podium to collect the papers, the expressions on the students' faces were so ugly, and bursts of wailing could be heard in the classroom!
When the language test was over, the expressions on everyone's faces were dull and hopeless. There was no sound in the whole test room except for the sound of footsteps. The eyes of each student were as red as the red eyes of a rabbit. Similar!

"Uncle Cao, I don't know which bastard came up with the Chinese test questions, it's so fucking fucked up!"

"What kind of questions are these questions? Is this a test question made by a human?!"

"I'm just a high school student, why do you have to force me to death?"

"What's the matter with the composition question, it doesn't even have the minimum requirements for the question, how can someone write it?"

"Who made this question, let him come out quickly, I promise not to cover his head with a black sack!"

"We are just here to take the entrance exam, why does the school want to kill us!"

"I don't have any attachment to this world anymore!"

"Why is my heart so cold during the autumn season? Is school bad? Am I sick? No! None! It's the damn question maker, he's so crazy!"

At this moment, the students who had just walked out of the examination room began to curse one by one!
My goodness!

Can humans answer this set of Chinese language test papers?

However, no matter how much they feel that the teacher who made the test is crazy, they also know that the next more difficult test is waiting for them.

After the Chinese test, it was mathematics, and after mathematics ushered in the wailing of a group of people, I thought it was over, but English... came!
After the listening test of the English test paper ended, many students who were overwhelmed by Chinese and mathematics began to take the English test paper.

At the beginning, they were already prepared in their hearts.

Because Chinese and mathematics are already difficult, it can't be that the English test papers are also surprisingly difficult, right?

However, what made them unbelievable was that this time the English test paper was really difficult!

The moment they saw the English test paper, the students almost cried out!

How cheating!
Are there really ten teachers who asked the question?
The English paper is so difficult!
However, after this hopeless mood swept the entire classroom, when the eyes of the students slowly looked at the rest of the English test paper, they became even more desperate to the point of crying!

I only saw an English test question on the English test paper, which was about the content of the full-text apology letter from the entertainment industry. I asked for the full text to be translated and the grammatical errors in it to be corrected.

After seeing the content of the entire exam question, all the students who participated in the entrance exam in the entire exam room burst into tears!

Translate the entire text and correct any grammatical errors?
I translate your sister!

You change the yarn!
My goodness!
Questioner, if you have the ability, try to translate it yourself!
Are you asking in your conscience whether this is possible? !
Looking at the dense English test questions in the English test paper, the students who participated in the Tianxing Middle School Entrance Examination just felt numb!

Is this a human-made test question? !

Time passed slowly, amidst bursts of crying, the English test ended in despair!
Therefore, apart from the main subjects, the test questions in the remaining subjects are relatively simple, which makes the students feel a lot more comfortable!
At six o'clock in the afternoon that day, the entrance exam for Tianxing Middle School's high school division ended!
……

As we all know, every autumn when the school season starts, it is the day that various news media pay the most attention to.

"The composition of the Chinese language test paper of Tianxing Middle School requires innovation and expression of true emotions, and there is no requirement for a topic!" "

"The Entrance Examination of Tianxing Middle School is too Difficult, It Causes a Shock in the Education World! "

"According to insiders, the person who wrote the Chinese language test paper and the English test paper is Shen Ping, the question master who I haven't seen for a while! "

"The Examination Question Law Network has taken action again, stumping countless students!" "

"A certain student who participated in the entrance examination cried: "Shen Ping, a bastard, is simply not human!""

"When a netizen passed by the gate of Tianxing Middle School, he saw the students' wails that were earth-shattering! "

"The content of the English test paper, translate the full text of the apology letter of a tax evasion female star, and correct the grammatical errors?" "

"The question is too difficult, whether it is an advantage or a disadvantage, it is worthy of everyone's reflection!" "

When netizens saw the test papers for the Tianxing Middle School Entrance Examination, they sat at home and gasped, and then shouted, "Fuck!"

They all find it too difficult!
"Oh my God! In today's high schools, are the test papers so difficult?"

"It's terrible! It's just a high school entrance exam, and it's asking for the full text to be translated!"

"It's awesome!"

"Upstairs +1"

"It's too awesome, anyway, I can't compare!"

"I thought that I could only complete this kind of exam questions as a college student, but I didn't expect that high school students are so awesome now!"

"For the first time in my life, I feel that my IQ is being rubbed on the ground by high school students!"

……

At the same time, at the gate of Tianxing Middle School, the little boy came out, and his father immediately went up to ask him.

"How did you do in today's exam? You should explain to me first, so as not to be punished by your mother when you go home!"

"Don't mention it. I really don't want to mention it. Even if my mother beats me to death, I won't be able to do anything. You don't know, the entrance exam questions are so difficult. It's so difficult!"

"Really? Is it because you had too much fun during the summer vacation?"

"Put it down! Although I was playing during the summer vacation, I didn't forget to study hard every day, but this time, if I can pass the examination papers of all subjects, I will definitely go to the temple to burn incense. This is the result of the blessing of the gods!"

"??? After all, you were among the top ten in your class in junior high school. Why did you set such a low standard this time?"

"Dad, it's pretty good that I can pass! It is estimated that there will be more people who can't even pass, because I heard that the person who made the question this time is the king of the test, Shen Ping!"

……

And such conversations happened in various places at the gate of Tianxing Middle School.

At this moment, not only the students were scolding Shen Ping, but even the parents couldn't help but yell!

"Shen Ping, labor and capital will never end with you!"

"Hey, you guys don't know, when my child mentioned the exam questions to me, my high blood pressure was almost offended!"

"It's so difficult!"

"Is this school deliberately trying to make things difficult for people?"

"Oh my god, how can I explain this to my wife when I get home?"

"I reckon it's pretty good for my child to pass this time!"

The students are angry, and the parents are also angry!

Clenched their fists angrily!

special!
Shen Ping, you bastard, did we dig up your ancestral grave? !
Are you going to punish my child to death? !
In just a few hours, Shen Ping's name has become notorious in the entire capital education circle!

……

Early the next morning, Shen Ping brought Fan Danqiu to the school before dawn.

Ahem, it’s to avoid meeting those overly enthusiastic parents of students. Well, it’s definitely not hiding, it’s definitely not hiding.

After staying in the office for more than an hour, he came to the classroom of Class [-], Grade [-].

In the classroom, more than 50 students looked at the Chinese teacher standing on the podium with eyes full of fear!

The well-known King of Exam Questions——Shen Ping!
In the education field in the capital city, Shen Ping was the one who was shouted and beaten by the students, and everyone cried when he had a difficult test, so you can just say how much he deserves a beating, right? !
After hearing Shen Ping's name, the high school students couldn't help but tremble.

Shen Ping stood on the podium with a smile on his face. He used to be a little confused when he saw the scared eyes of the students, but now he can't, why not?
Because I am used to it!

There is no embarrassment when you get used to seeing the same thing, and he is here to irrigate the flowers of the motherland!

There is still a long way to go before embarking on the path of the greatest educator in the world!

Thinking of this, Shen Ping stood on the podium and looked at the silent students below the podium, coughed twice and said: "Everyone seems to have not slept well last night? Otherwise, I will give the students a few test questions to test everyone , let everyone wake up!"

When saying these words, Shen Ping was full of sincerity.

"No, no, no, Mr. Shen, we are very sober!"

This time the students were in a different state of mind, with a posture full of fighting spirit.

The loud and clear voice, not to mention Class [-] and [-], can be heard clearly by everyone in the entire teaching building.

However, who knew that Shen Ping said with a smile on his face: "Not bad, not bad, since everyone is very energetic, let's test everyone with a few questions."

"???"

The students were full of question marks.

Teacher Xiao Shen, are you poisonous?
Don't play by the routine, you?

Make the questions difficult for students!Apart from posing questions to embarrass students, what else do you do all day long? !

The expressions on the students' faces were instantly replaced by frustration, and they suddenly felt desperate!

Ever since Shen Ping took over Class [-], Class [-], Senior High, life has become more and more difficult every day!

When they thought of this, they sighed inwardly. Suddenly, the Chinese class representative's eyes lit up and he stood up suddenly and said: "Mr. Xiao Shen, there is no need to give questions. Today's Chinese class has not been taught yet."

"That's right, Teacher Xiao Shen hasn't taught Chinese yet today!"

Countless students seemed to see hope in life and immediately shouted sweetly.

Students full of thirst for knowledge, teachers standing on the podium, how harmonious this scene looks!

Shen Ping also saw the students' desire for knowledge, he nodded, and then said: "Okay, today's lesson is the homework left yesterday, so first check the students' homework "Is Bai Juyi an infatuated man?" The man is still the eternal scumbag"!"

With the utterance of this sentence, the students' foreheads were full of black lines.

At this moment, all the students in the classroom looked at the representative of the Chinese class with deep resentment!
you you you!It's not good for you to mention anything, but you have to mention lectures. Isn't this just looking for Teacher Xiao Shen to check the homework!
"The homework assigned last night was "Whether Bai Juyi is an infatuated man or an eternal scumbag". Let's start with the Chinese class representative. You have done a good job in Chinese, so let's talk about your conclusion." Shen Ping stood On the podium, he looked at the representative of the Chinese class sitting in his seat under the podium with a smile on his face.

The representative of the Chinese class is a girl, who looks a bit handsome and intelligent, and has a very quiet personality. She stood up nervously at first. It is true that her Chinese score is the best in the whole year. After Shen Ping assigned her homework last night, she also searched the Internet. Bai Juyi is an infatuated man and the biggest scumbag of all time.

Who knew that all the comments on the Internet were that Bai Juyi was an eternal scumbag!
"Teacher Xiao Shen, people on the Internet say that Bai Juyi is a scumbag for all time, because he is really a bad person!"

"Really? Bai Juyi's poems and the few words recorded by other celebrities reveal that Bai Juyi is a scumbag, so you think he is a big scumbag? Why do you believe what is said on the Internet? Isn't the importance of learning Chinese just for yourself Thinking about it? Have you ever checked the background of Bai Juyi's representative poetry? Just because netizens say he is a scumbag, you think Bai Juyi is a scumbag?"

Shen Ping's series of questions made more than 50 students in the classroom tremble and dare not speak out.

 Starting tomorrow, there will be an update owed to everyone, as well as an update from the boss.

  
 
(End of this chapter)

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