I cried countless students in the exam

Chapter 154

"Does Teacher Xiao Shen want to tell a story?"

"Huh? Or a story related to foreign students?"

"I'm here with the little bench, Mr. Xiao Shen, let's talk!"

After Shen Ping announced the content of the story on Weibo, many Weibo fans listened attentively.

Looking up at the time, Shen Ping found that Ding Ruizhen hadn't arrived yet. Shen Ping lowered his head and typed on his mobile phone cracklingly: "Imagine, as a Chinese person, you are a Chinese who is out of high school, unemployed at home, idle, and squeezed into a small room with your brothers and sisters." Live in the room. At this time, another country with a GDP per capita six times that of China, that is, the United States, suddenly went crazy and wanted to hire you to study at a top 50 school in the United States at a high price, including tuition, living expenses, accommodation, air tickets, and visas. The living expenses are four to five thousand dollars a month, and the accommodation is free.

When you arrive in a big city in the United States, you find that the school staff is leading several escort girls, oh no, the school escort girls are already waiting for you at the airport with joyful faces.You got on the school bus and were sent to the foreign student dormitory.

When you arrive at the dormitory, you are surprised to find that other local American students live in suites, each with a bedroom, shared kitchen and living room, while you live alone in a high-end apartment with three bedrooms and one living room!As an international student, you not only have a per capita living area of ​​100 square meters, but also American aunts come to sweep the floor and do laundry for you every week, and there are also American uncles who watch the door for you 24 hours downstairs to ensure that local students do not come to harass you (young women) except).

You spent a night of panic in a high-end hotel-style apartment. The next day you went to school and found that the school had arranged for the best professor to teach you. When the professor opened the ppt, you were surprised to find that the tm was in Chinese!You read that right, in order to welcome you, the school has specially conducted Chinese language training for professors, and those who fail the training will not be allowed to be awarded the title of professor.

Just after class, when you are walking on the campus, a group of American girls exclaimed: "Wow, my brother is so handsome! I really want to give birth to him a monkey! Mixed race is the most beautiful!", and then there are two Shameless, oh no, it is a warm and generous blonde girl who comes to you, greets you enthusiastically in broken Chinese, and then pesters you to go to dinner with you.

You were flattered and agreed to their request. In the student cafeteria, you didn't have to do anything. The two white girls helped you get the food one after the other. I'll go behind! Serve the Moors, oh no, can you cut the queue for the Chinese? The quality of American boys is really low! Greasy!"

After a pleasant lunch, neither of the two white girls is willing to leave. They have an awkward chat with you without saying a word, hoping that the other girl will leave.You saw this invisible embarrassment, so you carried forward the traditional Chinese spirit of Kong Rong letting pears: "My sister should let her sister, and my sister should respect her, so let's go back to the dormitory together and study carefully the traditional Chinese classic Ximen University." Wouldn’t the morality of the tragic love story between the official and Miss Jinlian solve the problem?” The two white girls blushed, then looked at each other and smiled, and just like this, they held you from left to right, and followed you back to the dormitory .

The next morning...

You woke up leisurely and told them to get up and get out, but who would have thought that they made even more unreasonable demands, asking you to go shopping with them.You are speechless, you feel exhausted, but this is your schoolmate after all, it is really not appropriate to refuse directly, so you get up and get dressed, start one of the girls' Hondas with a straight face, and under the guidance of the two girls, Get to know this strange city.

At this time, you have a deep understanding of the status relationship between you and the local people of the United States, so you are full of confidence, with a domineering arrogance in your brows, and you are ready to kill.So naturally, your Honda drove on a zebra crossing, and you still ran a red light, and you were still going the wrong way... At this time, a tm uninformed policeman stopped you and asked you to show a driver's license that you have never heard of Thing, ten thousand mud horses galloped past your heart, and said angrily: "I haven't slept all night at the latest, you bastard still dare to stop me!" , You can only unplug your car key.

You are angry, angry!In front of two escorts, oh no, schoolmates, she was provoked so rampantly by a greasy local man!Can't bear it!So you raised your fist of justice, pushed and shoved the policeman over and over again, and shouted: "give me back! give me back!" to prove that you also know a little English.

Everyone knows what happened next. After you returned to school, you sat on the sofa and looked at the school leader with a hippie smile and humility. You are fined three drinks. After all, you really don’t want to drink today, because you have already found a job in a bar to sit and drink by the window. You know, as long as you sit by the window, American girls will come in Well, when the American girls came, the American boys came, and when the boys came, the barkeeper's business came.So, a man should focus on his career, you really can’t drink too much during the day, besides, there will be many e-commerce merchants asking you to be an online store model~

Three days ago, you were picking your feet in a certain village in China, but now you are sitting in the VIP booth of a high-end bar in Great America, with your arms around a group of blonde girls you know or don’t know, and a group of local guys are coming to you to toast .

This situation makes you have mixed feelings, you look up to the sky and scream, with strong feelings:
“I love America, I love this beautiful country and her amazing culture! I love American food! My America dream has come true, this is the best country, ever! From now on, America is my second motherland!”

When you read this passage on Youtubie with deep affection, you find that 200 million people have liked your video, and there are more than 3 comments, and more than 4000 private messages from American girls. What is repeated in it is the same sentence you have heard more than 5 times: "I will give you monkeys."

……

After Shen Ping told the whole story, Weibo netizens were shocked.

"Reborn god-level foreign student?"

"No novel dares to write like this, but this is the truth."

"Art comes from reality!"

"Laugh and laugh and cry!"

"I have won the essence of Shuangwen, and I can expect it forever. That's why I clenched my fists. What a dream!"

"Recalling the past, hundreds of boats competed for the flow, sighed at the top of the mountain, sorrow and hatred continued. The grass mustard of the ages, swearing at honor and disgrace. The old things in the war follow the flowing water, but the cold smoke fades and the grass turns green. To this day, Mingtang still sings from time to time. Heng Yuda."

"Shen Haowen is visually appealing, Mr. Xiao Shen can write online novels now!"

"Well, the core of comedy is tragedy."

(End of this chapter)