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Chapter 80 Invitation from the High School Olympic Mathematics Contest Organizer!

Chapter 80 Invitation from the High School Olympic Mathematics Contest Organizer!
Looking at Shen Ping's answers to the fill-in-the-blank questions posted on Weibo, only one sentence "Xiuer" can express the netizens' true thoughts on Shen Ping!
"Fuck!"

"The speed is too fast, I can't keep up!"

"Old driver wait for me!"

"I didn't expect it to be answered!"

"Amazing! Teacher Xiao Shen is so awesome!"

"I'm almost dying from laughing! Teacher Xiao Shen is too good, right?! He is indeed the legendary King of Exam Questions, and the content of the questions is completely different from other ordinary teachers! He abducted the serious summary of the past. It's out of order!"

"Mr. Xiao Shen, how free is he usually to come up with such unscrupulous Chinese exam questions! And you actually answered the fucking question yourself!"

"Five-body cast!"

"Five to the ground +10086!"

Netizens were shocked!

This unscrupulous test question was written by Shen Ping casually. There is no need to get all the test questions on the earth from the system. It's not that he made a show of it, but he himself is a person who is very good at making questions.Of course, this kind of question is not allowed to be included in the test paper, but it is enough to put it on Weibo for everyone to guess and then laugh. This is what Shen Ping thought when he wrote the question.

The final exam papers were too difficult, which made the students feel desperate, so after the results came out, he just posted some unorthodox Chinese test questions on Weibo to make jokes and make the candidates happy.

Now it seems that the candidates are all laughing.

"I didn't expect Teacher Xiao Shen to ask such unscrupulous exam questions!"

"Yeah, it completely overturned my impression of him!"

"Where there are exam questions, there must be anger, there must be despair, and there must be laughter from the students. This is the best teacher template in my heart!"

"+1 upstairs!"

Netizens on Weibo were amazed again and again.

However, at this time, some high school candidates spoke up.

"Mr. Shen, can you explain the questions on the final exam paper?"

"Yeah, I don't understand the meaning of some exam questions at all!"

"Come out and help us answer what we don't understand!"

Sitting at home, Shen Ping originally had a smug smile on his face, but when he saw the students asking about the test questions on the test paper, the smug expression on his face was instantly replaced by seriousness. For unscrupulous test questions, such as gags, although he would He came up with some, but it was not as good as the serious exam questions, and the exam questions he asked just now were originally intended to relieve the depression in the hearts of the students.

Now, after seeing some candidates making serious inquiries, without further ado, he directly explained to the students on Weibo the more difficult questions in the examination papers of various subjects in detail, and occasionally broke out a few jokes.

……

A student from No. [-] High School in Beijing complained that the composition "Where is the trust between people" in the Chinese examination paper was too difficult, and Shen Ping directly posted on Weibo:

"You examinees, when you are dating, you talk a lot, when you make mistakes, you lie a lot, and when you write essays, there are only a few bits and pieces left!"

……

A candidate from the No. [-] High School in Beijing City questioned that the checking process of the math paper was too complicated. Shen Ping answered this way:
"Mathematics class is like falling in love. The process is the most beautiful. Is it interesting to get married directly? Very boring!"

……

There are also Tianxing Middle School, which is Shen Ping's school, high school sophomore candidates from other classes, who gave the answers on the geography test paper, and Shen Ping immediately replied:

"What? You answered this geography question like this? Let me tell you, for a candidate like you, let alone geography, the laws of nature will not tolerate you!"

"This classmate, your answer is so elegant. Your soul is now further away than the Atlantic Ocean!"

……

There are other high school students with poor English foundation and timid temperament, who feel that their English pronunciation is not standard. Shen Ping responded:

"The skill of learning English? It's very simple: treat the teacher as your lover, and the words as your lover. Do you understand, listen to your lover's nagging, and if you can't bear it, look at your lover more! And you must speak out boldly, it doesn't matter if you don't have a good pronunciation, It’s not you who is suffering anyway!”

……

A candidate from an ordinary high school sent a picture showing the mistakes in his history test paper. After reading it, Shen Ping said speechlessly:
"What the hell? This classmate, I want to criticize you! Ancient times were monogamy, how did you answer 'one-day monogamy'?!"

……

For some students' chemistry test papers, Shen Ping gave his own answer:
"Ammonia gas is also harmful to the human body, so don't squat in the toilet for too long, or you will pass out!"

……

After Shen Ping gave the standard answers to the questions on the biology test paper, he also popularized some cool facts.

"Fat can keep warm and reduce external pressure. In a place that is both cold and often beaten, fat people live longer!"

Amid such complaints, Shen Ping gave accurate answers to the exam questions, and told the students what to do to improve their academic performance, and occasionally popularized some cold knowledge points.

It wasn't until a phone rang that Shen Ping took the time to answer the call and logged off from Weibo.

The call was from Beijing No. [-] High School.

"Shen Ping, I'm a staff member of the Olympic Mathematics Competition, are you free now?" On the other end of the phone, there was a woman's voice, with a gentle voice.

Shen Ping was familiar with this competition, he had participated in it when he was in school, and immediately said: "I'm free, I don't know what you can do with me?"

The woman on the other end of the phone laughed twice, and said gently: "I wonder if you are interested in coming up with questions for the high school Olympic mathematics competition?"

High School Math Olympiad?question?Um?etc!He even invited himself to write a question for the high school mathematics olympiad!

Shen Ping was stunned for a moment, and immediately went offline from Weibo. The Mathematical Olympiad is the most powerful competition in China other than the college entrance examination. First, the scope of the questions exceeds the compulsory education level of all countries, and the difficulty is greatly increased. Secondly, only 5% of children with extraordinary intelligence are suitable for learning Math Olympiad, and students who can make it all the way to the top of the Olympiad Math Competition in high school are even rarer, enough to be called math geniuses.

"Of course I'm interested." Shen Ping said quickly, "But why did you think of inviting me as a novice teacher?"

The woman said in a gentle voice: "We have noticed you on Weibo since the set of math test papers you issued a few months ago. We also wanted to find an opportunity to get to know you before, but we didn't expect your teaching The quality is getting better and better. Of course, the reason why we decided to call you was because of the seven sets of exam papers you issued. We didn’t expect a novice teacher who just graduated from university to know so many subjects. When we saw those exam papers I was really excited when I was in Beijing, so the leader asked me to call you. Although the high school Olympic mathematics competition is very difficult, we are also discussing some exam questions, but we want to ask you in advance, in July , The high school Olympic mathematics competition requires a devil to come up with questions, how about Mr. Shen? Are you interested in coming here to come up with questions for the top high school math geniuses in the country?"

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