Reborn wealth distribution system

Chapter 183 Strange Sounds in the Toilet

Chapter 183 Strange Sounds in the Toilet
Tomcat platform, as the place where Ye An started, was Ye An's first stop.

Although Principal Wang has a good relationship with him, but he has no friends in the business field, so he will make a move when it is time to make a move.

Ye An's first goal was ketchup.

No matter how you say it, Ketchup was the one who picked her up. Ye An believed that the other party would consider his suggestion.

Skillfully opening the page of Tomcat TV, Ye An leaned on the sofa, slid his finger lightly, and entered the live broadcast room of Ketchup.

"Master Chaofan enters the anchor room of the anchor Tomato Sauce, everyone is warmly welcome!"

As soon as the banner came out, the audience in the entire live broadcast room did not cheer enthusiastically.

Seeing all the funny bullet screens on the bullet screen, Ye An couldn't help being slightly taken aback, feeling that he was coming, they were all used to it.

But that’s okay, I can be a spectator with peace of mind.

As a host in the live broadcast room, *** Qiongjiang naturally noticed Ye An’s arrival immediately. However, out of her responsibility as a host, she just nodded slightly toward the camera, and then continued with the original topic. He continued on.

"You all don't know that due to a slip of the tongue, my mother came home one time and told me that she forgot to buy me a towel for washing my face. As a result, my brain suddenly twitched and I just said, It's okay, I wash the towel and it's shameless."

"You don't know, when my mother laughed so excitedly, I began to wonder if I was her own."

"There was another time, I remember when I was in high school, I went to the cafeteria to get a meal. I wanted to eat fish that day, but when I got to the cafeteria, I just said it was Ayu, come here."

"I was embarrassed when I finished talking, but fortunately my aunt smiled and didn't say anything, otherwise I would have to find a crack in the ground to get in."

"I remember another time, maybe it was because I didn't pass the exam, but when I went to the cafeteria, I saw the rice cooker, and I just said it: "Uncle, come here. "As a result, the master didn't understand. At that time, I in SB actually said another sentence, uncle, I want dung."

"After a while, I looked at the master and asked: "Master, where is the dung? "In the end, the canteen master looked at me suspiciously and asked: "Girl, are you begging for food or dung? "To be honest, at that moment, I was stunned, I was really stunned, and I wondered in my heart, how could this master scold people so well?"

"However, soon, I realized what I said before. You can't understand my mood at that time. It's really embarrassing."

"Especially when I came out after lunch, the students in the back laughed and collapsed in a row."

After Tomato Sauce finished speaking, roars of laughter erupted in the live broadcast room.

"Sister Fan, I really didn't laugh at this!"

"Forgive me, I really didn't laugh!"

"I didn't expect my sister Fan to have such a powerful skill!"

"Amazing, my sister!"

"Come on, Sister Fan, how much feces have you eaten all these years?"

“Why is the cesspool next door so often empty?”

"Why is there no pig manure in the pigsty of the neighbor's house?"

"Why does Xiao Ming across the street hear strange noises coming from the toilet every day?"

"What's the reason behind all this?"

"Please pay attention to Fanjie's live broadcast room, and I will bring you first-hand information on eating dung at 12 o'clock every day!"

"Hey, Uncle Policeman, there are people here who are stealing dung, and they can't be stopped. Send someone here!"

Seeing the countless 666s posted in the live broadcast room, Ye An also laughed.

This wave can be black.

Similarly, as the protagonist of the story, Tomato Sauce also had a dark face at this time, staring at the barrage on the screen, staring, and said angrily: "You guys, don't you see others eating dung? Honestly, you are Don’t you really want to taste what poop tastes like?”

"If you want to eat, I don't mind recommending a few to you, and I guarantee it will suit your taste." Tomato Sauce looked at the camera with a smirk and said.

As soon as these words came out, the live broadcast room instantly exploded.

"Hold the grass, Miss Fan, have you really eaten it?"

"Honestly, how many flavors have you tried, Sister Fan?"

"Yes, Sister Fan, are you the originator of dung-eating?"

"He is simply the king of shit-eating circles!"

"When it comes to dung eaters, I only obey Sister Fan!"

"You can distinguish different kinds of feces according to their taste, Gangzhen, you are No.1, Sister Fan!"

"This is simply unprecedented, and there will be no one to come after!"

"I know you again, Sister Fan!"

"Really, Sister Fan, from this moment, I have become your die-hard fan!"

"Based on your habit of eating feces for many years, I will definitely follow you!"

"From now on we will all be your shit!"

"Yes, we will change the name to Tomato Manure in the future!"

"As a fan of Sister Fan, I am honored to be a member of Tomato Manure!"

Looking at these filthy bullet screens, Ye An couldn't help but be a little bit dumbfounded, why didn't he come after so many days, and the live broadcast room of ketchup turned into this style?
If there is a disagreement, you will spray manure. Shouldn't Chaoguan take care of such a large-scale live broadcast content?

Ye An smiled and shook his head, it seemed that it was time for him to save ketchup from the dire straits.

Thinking in this way, Ye An lightly tapped his finger and sent out 100 Buddha Jumping Walls.

"Sister Fan, I haven't seen you for so long, I didn't expect your taste to be so strong?" Ye An typed a sentence with a smile.

Soon after seeing this banner, Tomato Sauce brushed his bangs, and said provocatively, "Why, Mr. An, you can't help but want to try it too?"

Ye An couldn't laugh or cry and typed again: "I still don't want to win people's love. Since you like it, you should keep it for yourself and enjoy it."

Tomato sauce smiled and slapped haha, and began to say seriously: "Tell me, Mr. An, what do you want from me?"

Ye An frowned slightly, and smiled subconsciously. This ketchup is smart and knows the purpose of his coming here.

However, due to the presence of so many viewers, Ye An could only send a sentence through private chat: "Wechat chat after the broadcast."

After chatting for a few more words, he greeted the audience, and Ye An closed the live broadcast room.

Since we have to poach people, if we don't show enough sincerity, it's not easy to poach a gold medal anchor like Tomato Sauce.

Although the other party has a good relationship with me, when it comes to business, everything has to be discussed again.

Ye An was thinking about what kind of bargaining chips he should offer.

Too low to dig out, too high to be worthwhile.

After all, what I want to dig is not her alone. If the reward is too high, it will not be a small amount of money when facing other anchors.

After half an hour.

While Ye An was thinking about it, the notification sounded on his phone.

I took a look and saw that it was a WeChat message from Tomato Sauce.

Ye An smiled and turned on the phone, and saw the message from the other party.

"Mr. An, I've downloaded the broadcast. Tell me, what do you want from me?"

Ye An pondered for a while, then typed a line: "I am going to set up Chang'an TV."

As soon as these simple words appeared in front of Tomato Sauce, the latter's eyelids jumped a few times.

At this moment, it was obvious that she had already guessed Ye An's reason for coming.

(End of this chapter)

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