The counterattack starting from the slaughter of pigs

Chapter 13 Star Intelligence
Under the holy moonlight, there were three stools lined up. There were three figures sitting on the stools. From the back view, there were two big ones and one small one. They were buried in their heads not knowing what they were doing.

"How about Brother Yu? Does it smell good?"

"Ah, it smells so good."

Yu Ye rolled up his sleeves, with the beer in his left hand and the meat in his right, he ate it to his heart's content.

"Brother Liu, it seems that I misunderstood you."

Yu Ye had a big mouthful of meat in his mouth and his speech was a little unclear, "I, Yu Ye, have never eaten such delicious food in my life."

"That's an exaggeration, Brother Yu."

Liu Fan also held a bottle of beer in his hand. After taking a sip, he said, "The main reason is that the meat of your little duck is delicious, so the roasted taste is so delicious."

"correct."

Yu Ye suddenly took out a duck's butt from his bosom, "Brother Liu, don't waste it, roast this too."

"I'm afraid this guy is mentally retarded."

Liu Fan looked at Yu Ye with strange eyes, seeing him wearing Taoist robes, he asked curiously, "Brother Yu, your clothes look cool, where did you buy them?"

"Hey, stop talking."

Seeing Liu Fan asking about this, Yu Ye suddenly looked melancholy, raised his head and took a sip of wine and said, "I have basically worn this kind of Taoist robe since I was a child. You may look cool, but I can't wait to put it on." Take it off.”

"What?"

Liu Fan looked at him puzzled, "Brother Yu, does your family run a Taoist temple?"

"That's not it."

Yu Ye glanced left and right, and suddenly said mysteriously to Liu Fan, "Brother Liu, to be honest, I am not an ordinary person."

After Yu Ye finished speaking, he patted Liu Fan's shoulder with his hand, and comforted him, "But Brother Liu, don't feel inferior. Although I am more handsome, more temperamental than you, and have greater strength, I still I envy Brother Liu, an ordinary person like you."

"Have you been drinking?" Liu Fan asked expressionlessly with his forehead covered in black lines.

"Drink it."

Yu Ye raised the beer in his hand and looked at Liu Fan with a puzzled face, as if he didn't understand why Liu Fan asked this suddenly.

"Oh, no wonder you talk about drinking."

Liu Fan shook his head and looked at Yu Ye with a meaningful look in his eyes, "Xiao Yu, it seems that your understanding of handsome is still too shallow."

"how do I say this?"

Yu Ye looked at Liu Fan with a puzzled look, "Does Brother Liu think he is more handsome than me?"

"Fuck, what's that look in your eyes?"

Seeing Yu Ye looking at him questioningly, Liu Fan immediately became angry.

"Since Brother Yu is not convinced, why don't we do this? We don't count what we say, so let my daughter say which of us is more handsome. After all, children can't lie."

"it is good."

Yu also may have been kicked in the head by a donkey when he was a child, but he actually ran in front of the baby dragon again.

Looking at Long Baobao who was eating meat and drinking wine, Yu Ye was stunned for a moment, "This little girl is so fierce."

After coming back to his senses, Yu Ye showed a smile that he thought was very charming to Baby Long, "Kid, tell me who is more handsome, me or your father?"

"Of course it's my brother Fan."

Long Baobao rolled his eyes at Yu Ye and said, "Your appearance is just average. That is to say, your life is better now. If you had put it aside before, you would have been unable to get a wife."

"I……"

Yu Ye suddenly felt that the duck leg in his hand no longer smelled good.

"It's okay, Xiaoyu."

Liu Fan patted his shoulder comfortingly and said, "Be a little more considerate, Xiao Yu. Although I'm handsomer and more temperamental than you, I still envy an ordinary-looking person like you. After all, I wake up to my handsomeness every day." I’ve had enough of this life, ugh, I’m so damn handsome.”

"Wow, you bully people."

Yu Ye's eyes suddenly turned red, he picked up the duck leg and ran out of the yard.

"Are you so intolerant of blows?"

Liu Fan was a little dazed, looking at Yu Ye's back in a daze, "Isn't this guy too crazy to do something stupid?"

"Come on, Brother Fan, let's have a drink."

Baby Long didn't care what happened to Yu Ye, he was about to get drunk with Liu Fan with the wine bottle in his arms.

……

By the Huajiang River, Yu Ye faced Huajiang and said calmly, "Come out, I've been waiting for you for a long time."

With a bang, the sound of falling into the water sounded.

"Ah, help."

Yu also struggled in the water, making grunting noises incessantly.

"Humph."

A cold snort sounded, and a figure flashed across the river, and then Yu Ye was thrown on the bank.

"I was wrong, master."

Yu Yecheng's big name was lying on the grass, and he knew who it was without looking at him.

"Now you know you're wrong? Continue to pretend to be a teacher."

Beside Yu Ye, an old man dressed as a Taoist priest stood with his hands behind his back, his face calm and majestic.

"hey-hey."

Yu Ye suddenly smirked, and then he stood up and looked at the old man in front of him. Yu Ye said flatteringly, "Master, it seems that your strength has improved a lot. You found me when you arrived.”

"Stop fixing those useless things for me."

The old man slapped Yu Ye on the head, looked at him and cursed, "You little bastard, I raised you so big that you can run away as soon as I say, you can just run away by yourself, it's your uncle's fault, before you leave You didn’t forget to empty out my entire gym before, didn’t you?”

The more Lu Huaiyi thought about it, the more angry he became, and he slapped him back with his backhand.

"Ouch."

Yu Ye held his head in his hands and watched Lu Huaiyi hurriedly begging for mercy, "Master, stop fighting. I will go down the mountain to bring you a gift this time."

"is it?"

Hearing that there was a gift, Lu Huaiyi's expression improved a lot, and his eyes swept over Yu Ye, "It's a gift, take it out and let me have a look."

"Here it is."

Yu Ye put his hand into his bosom, took out a gnawed duck leg and said with a smile, "Master, this is a duck leg roasted for you by my apprentice, please taste it quickly."

"I'll taste you, uncle."

With another slap, Lu Huaiyi's face was filled with black lines, "Are you blind as a teacher? This is obviously your leftover stuff."

When Yu Ye heard this, he was immediately speechless and could only stand aside and cover his head and giggle.

"never mind."

Lu Huaiyi suddenly sighed, looked at Yu Ye with a serious face and said, "Is the demon tower with you?"

Yu Ye glanced at Lu Huaiyi cautiously, and then nodded. Just when he thought Lu Huaiyi was going to be angry again, he saw a book appear out of thin air in Lu Huaiyi's hand.

"This is the Demon Code, and it complements the Demon Tower."

"Master, what are you doing?" Yu Ye looked at Lu Huaiyi in confusion.

"What do you say I am doing?"

Lu Huaiyi glared at Yu Ye, "The demon tower has been sealed with demons that have been captured by previous masters. There are many big demons and more powerful ones among them. You kid, it's best not to provoke those guys."

"From now on, you can practice this demon code, and when you have enough strength, go sign a contract with those guys in the demon tower."

Yu Ye looked at Lu Huaiyi with surprise when he heard the words, "Master, you mean you won't take back the demon tower?"

"Humph."

Lu Huaiyi snorted coldly, turned his back to Yu Ye and said, "I'm annoyed by you little bastard. Anyway, these things will be yours sooner or later. Take them if you like."

"Wow, master, you are so kind."

Yu Ye looked at Lu Huaiyi with emotion, handed him the duck leg dripping with water and said, "Master, would you like to have a bite?"

"roll."

……

In Ziyue Villa, Liu Fan and Baby Long lay on the sofa in the villa with satisfied expressions on their faces.

"Brother Fan, I'm so full."

"Me too."

Liu Fan looked at the time and saw that it was already very late, "Baby, let's rest here tonight and go back to move things tomorrow."

"I listen to Brother Fan."

Baby Long leaned against Liu Fan, narrowing his eyes, "Brother Fan, I'm so sleepy."

Seeing that she was about to fall asleep, Liu Fan hurriedly picked her up, "Go to sleep later, go wash up first."

"I do not want."

Long Baobao beat Liu Fan's chest with his hand and said angrily, "You ask me to wash it myself every time. Don't you have any hands?"

Liu Fan: "?"

Liu Fan was stunned, seeing the righteous look of the baby dragon in his arms, Liu Fan really thought it was his fault for a moment.

After giving her an annoyed look, Liu Fan found a bedroom for her to wash up.

He put her on the bed and looked at her sleeping soundly. Liu Fan couldn't laugh or cry, "No one else can fall asleep even if she rinses her mouth."

Returning to the living room on the first floor, Liu Fan looked at the luxurious villa and sighed, "It's really like a dream. In just a few days, my life has undergone earth-shaking changes. I'm afraid this can only be written like this in novels." "

Sitting on the sofa, Liu Fan thought for a while that he seemed to have an artificial intelligence that was useless.

"Artificial intelligence: I am a very nb all-round artificial intelligence."

"Assistant, how do you use this artificial intelligence?"

"Ding, the host can install it on electronic products."

"Electronics?"

Liu Fan took out a brand-name mobile phone from his pocket and asked, "Is this okay?"

"Ding, yes."

"Then put it here."

"Ding, the placement was successful."

As the little assistant's voice fell, Liu Fan's cell phone emitted a blue light, and as the light got bigger and bigger, the phone was quickly swallowed, and at the same time a blue light group appeared in midair.

"This is?"

Liu Fan looked at the blue light group with surprise, "Liu Fan has only seen this scene in movies."

"Hello, master."

A mechanical voice sounded, and a pair of blue eyes suddenly appeared on the light group.

"hello."

Liu Fan looked at the light group with excitement, "Are you the artificial intelligence?"

"Yes Master."

The blue light group suddenly flew in front of Liu Fan, "Please also ask the master to name me."

"A name?"

Liu Fan thought about it carefully, "Your name is Xingchen."

"Ding, the naming is successful."

Liu Fan looked at Xingchen and asked curiously, "Xingchen, what abilities do you have?"

"Master, the main function of the stars is to develop black technology far beyond this world according to the different requirements of the master."

"Black technology?"

Liu Fan doesn't know much about black technology.But I also know what black technology represents in the Internet age.

Liu Fan was suddenly curious about how Xingchen developed black technology, so he said to it, "Xingchen, can you develop a software similar to a mobile phone housekeeper?"

"It's about protecting user privacy and solving a series of problems such as mobile phone freezes."

(End of this chapter)