I'm really not a funny host

Chapter 10 Manchu Feast Ten Consecutive Brushes

Lin Ye stood opposite Xia Xiaotian, holding an apple in his hand, throwing his left hand to his right hand, his right hand to his left hand, repeatedly, but his gaze was on the tough and cute Xia Xiaotian.

If Xia Xiaotian is not so fierce and tough, then Lin Ye must take her down no matter what method he uses.

"oops!"

Xia Xiaotian screamed, she tripped herself because she was exhausted.

How stupid it is!

Lin Ye's free and easy play, his Kong Wu's powerful arm caught Xia Xiaotian.

Xia Xiaotian opened her eyes, she thought she would fall, but Lin Ye unexpectedly caught her.

Xia Xiaotian's heartbeat suddenly accelerated in this difficult pose of the Latin dance curtain call. Lin Ye is indeed not bad, especially now, she feels that Lin Ye is quite pleasing to the eye, at least [-] times better than those pretentious guys .

"It's so heavy!"

Lin Ye was handsome for only three seconds, and was directly brought down by Xia Xiaotian.

"what!"

After Xia Xiaotian made intimate contact with the floor, she grinned in pain and held Lin Ye lightly with her feet, cursing with a mournful face, "Damn Lin Ye! What can you do if you can't be handsome! I fell to death."

"I won't take this blame. Seeing that you are in such a good shape, who knows you are so heavy."

Lin Ye didn't take the blame for being beaten to death, so he couldn't admit that his arm strength was not good enough, could he?That's embarrassing to a man.

"Okay! How dare you say I'm fat!"

Xia Xiaotian got up and chased Lin Ye and beat her for a while.

There was a "crackling" sound in the room for a while, and then it was quiet.

Xia Xiaotian sat on the lazy sofa in Lin Ye's room panting, and the pan in her hand was used as a fan by her to cool off the heat.

Lin Ye was sitting on the computer chair. He glanced at the alarm clock time on the table. It was almost ten o'clock.

This point is the stable period when the live broadcast platform is online, which is suitable for anchors to "work" online.

Although Lin Ye didn't really want to continue to be an anchor, the anchor system with the head of eating, drinking, and having fun in his body would not allow him to do so.

Press the power button.

The liquid-cooled host "swipes" like a sports car starts, and the cool marquee lights up immediately.

The system interface appeared on the 4K display screen in a second, and the computer desktop was displayed after one circle was turned.

I have to say that it is really cool to use a high-end desktop computer that burns money!
After several years of hard work in Shanghai City, Lin Ye has only left this set of top-level "luxury goods".

As for the current balance in the bank card, it has always been only ten yuan.

"Ding!"

A text message alert sounded.

Lin Ye took out the antique Apple 4S mobile phone and swiped open the screen to see that it was a bank notification text message.

短信内容：“您尾号7783卡于9月15日22点01分收入人民币1，0086元。【工商银行】”

"Xia Xiaotian, I have forwarded the three-month rent to you through V letter."

After Lin Ye finished operating, he turned off the phone and threw it on the table.

As soon as Xia Xiaotian on the sofa heard that the rent had been paid, she immediately stood up and said, "Okay, I'll collect the money." After that, she left in a hurry.

Lin Ye got up and closed the door. He returned to the computer and habitually logged into Penguin first, and then opened the Dashen live broadcast.

After boarding the Penguin, a group vibrated continuously, showing that there were 999+ unread messages.

Clicking on this group, the message was immediately refreshed, Lin Ye took a casual glance and found that someone in the group was actually inviting someone to be together LOL!

"There are LOLs in this world?"

A big question mark popped up in Lin Ye's head.

Judging from memory, there are indeed some things in this world that are similar to the earth, such as PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds, LOL, DNF, CF and several super popular trendy games.

Lin Ye double-clicked the LOL icon on the computer desktop.

Since it is represented by the big penguin, it is natural that the penguin is universal.

Fingers "crackling" to enter the account password to log in to the first area of ​​the telecommunications network.

Net 30 area is very popular, and it is currently impossible to register in this area. Whoever has an account in this area can sell thousands of dollars on Taobao. If the level is [-], even if there is no rune, the price can double. , if there is a rank, then the double depends on the rank.

In the first district of the Internet, the bronze is about [-], the silver is about [-], the gold is [-], and the platinum is about [-]. As for the higher ranks, most people will not easily choose to sell accounts.

Telecommunications Network District [-], Ionia, the game ID Lin Ye is showing your face.

Lin Ye casually typed a few words in the live broadcast room: "Endless Galen, [-]v[-]! Online teaching, hurry up and watch."

Not to mention, the headline party is quite attractive.

Fans who subscribe to Lin Ye's live broadcast account will receive notifications as soon as Lin Ye starts broadcasting, and they can quickly enter the live broadcast room to watch as soon as they click on the link of the reminder.

The number of people in the live broadcast room increased from 3 to 358 in just 50 seconds.

Lin Ye didn't talk nonsense, put on the earphones and started entertaining, he directly clicked to match.

Under Ximenqing's barrage: "Oh, I'm going! Anchor, why are you in the bronze rank?"

Xiaoyu popped the screen one by one: "Just after finishing the homework, I saw my little brother start the live broadcast, so lucky."

……

"Welcome Dongfeng Blowing Through Grandma Bridge and driving a Maserati into the live broadcast room!"

The screen suddenly celebrated, and fireworks were set off.

On the Dashen live broadcast platform, viewers with identities will be notified when they enter the live broadcast room, and even make different sounds and pictures. I have to say that the planning of this platform is very good, at least it gives the rich people face and reasons for consumption.

"Boom!"

An extremely familiar sound of a successful match sounded.

Lin Ye entered the hero selection interface with great excitement and waited.

In the team channel, the ID Xiaoqiao Liushui on the first floor spoke: "She is a girl, and the support is super awesome."

Soon, in the team channel, ID Yirenlei on the second floor spoke: "Sister? Coincidentally, my ADC is sneaky! Five kills are easy, you assist me, and I will take you to the bottom lane."

The 2B youth with an authentic ID on the third floor sent a message "...?", indicating that this round may have encountered a bragging elementary school student again.

The stupid little idiot with the ID on the fourth floor sent a message: "If you don't give it to the middle lane, give it away."

Lin Ye on the fifth floor felt that the game had a lot of pitfalls. He glanced at the bullet screen in the live broadcast room, selected a few questions and answered: "What's wrong with the Bronze rank? Let's see my winning streak make it the king."

Under the barrage of Ximenqing: "If the anchor can become the king, I will reward a hundred tables for the whole banquet."

One table is 1000 yuan, one hundred tables, a whole hundred thousand!
We are all from Penglai. Barrage: "I can brag B too! First give the anchor a wave of gifts to bring atmosphere."

System thanks: "Thanks to the purple-clothed viewers, we are all Penglai people for rewarding the anchor Manhan Quanxi X1!"

System thanks: "Thanks to the purple-clothed viewers, we are all Penglai people for rewarding the anchor Manhan Quanxi X1!"

System thanks: "Thanks to the purple-clothed viewers, we are all Penglai people for rewarding the anchor Manhan Quanxi X1!"

……

It turned out to be ten consecutive brushes!
Lin Ye didn't expect that all of us from Penglai would be so embarrassed!The game was played ten times in a row before the game even started, and it was still the most expensive Manchu Banquet on the platform.

A sandalwood table landed on the screen, and then it was filled with man-han banquets, still steaming, and the details and sound effects were done so well that it was impeccable.

The system prompts: "Congratulations to the audience in purple. We are all Penglai people and have been upgraded to deacons in white."

The audience level of Dashen platform is divided into ordinary audience (white, green, purple), deacons (white, green, purple), elders (white, green, purple), deputy suzerain (white, green, purple), suzerain (blue, black) clothes, colorful clothes), supreme (three-claw dragon clothes, five-color golden dragon clothes, supreme limited colorful clothes).

The level before the elder level is easy to upgrade, as long as you are willing to give money, the level will fly straight up like a rocket.

People at the vice suzerain level can set up their own guild, and the application condition is to reward [-] RMB to any anchor of the guild, which is really inhumane!Not to mention the suzerain level and the mysterious supreme level.

(End of this chapter)