I'm really not a funny host

Chapter 17 The Stray Cat Across the Road
Open the door.

Xia Xiaotian also went live, and had already put on her COS tactical backpack.

After Lin Ye closed the door, he walked towards Xia Xiaotian and asked, "What do you want for lunch?"

Xia Xiaotian said happily: "Let's go out and have a good meal to celebrate. Today, thanks to you, I have broken through [-] followers, and I also received a thousand tip from a rich man."

Lin Ye murmured softly after hearing the words: "A reward of one thousand is a local tyrant? Then my live broadcast room is full of local tyrants."

Of course, Xia Xiaotian couldn't hear these words, otherwise the tigress might punish him severely.

Xia Xiaotian went ahead and dialed a number, and she said to the other end of the phone: "Haney! I'm live streaming, I'm happy to invite you to Chef Peng for dinner today..."

Lin Ye heard that Xia Xiaotian actually called the other party "Hani", and it was not difficult to guess with his toes that the other party was Xia Xiaotian's best friend, Chu Mengxi.

After Xia Xiaotian made the phone call, she looked back and saw that Lin Ye was standing at the door of the room and didn't follow her. She asked with a question mark on her face, "What are you doing standing there stupidly? Don't you eat?"

Lin Ye's acting skills are very exaggerated, covering his stomach with both hands, bending over slightly, his face flushed, he looked very painful, "My stomach suddenly hurts!"

"Are you okay?" Xia Xiaotian stepped forward to pretend to be concerned, but quickly grabbed Lin Ye's ear with her hand, and said: "Your acting skills are too exaggerated! Just now you were alive and kicking, and you suddenly had a stomachache? I'm stupid!"

"I really have a stomachache..." Lin Ye tried to defend himself, but when he saw Xia Xiaotian's smiling devilish expression, he knew in his heart that even the end of the world would not be able to save him today.

"Let's go, Xiaolinzi!" Xia Xiaotian tugged at Lin Ye's ear, and walked out the door like a dog on a leash.

"Take it easy, I'm afraid of pain!" Lin Ye begged for mercy without dignity, and still used misleading voices and words.

Downstairs in the rented room, many grandpas and aunts had rushed back to cook. When they saw Xia Xiaotian and Lin Ye, they all shook their heads and sighed.

Passing the area of ​​entertainment facilities and equipment in the community, Lin Ye sensed a dangerous aura locking him.

Follow the breath and look over.

It was a young man dressed up like a president.

"Xiao Tian! I like you! Be my girlfriend."

The young man gave Xia Xiaotian a bouquet of roses in his hand.

Xia Xiaotian didn't take a look when she saw it, and directly refused, "I don't want it!"

Lin Ye is no longer surprised. In the past few years of living together with Xia Xiaotian, the people who chased Xia Xiaotian have not only trains but also trucks, but they were all rejected by Xia Xiaotian. Sometimes even Lin Ye doubted Xia Xiaotian. Could it be Sayuri?

The young president's hostile eyes turned to Lin Ye, and he raised his finger to point at Lin Ye's nose and asked Xia Xiaotian, "Is it because of this ugly duckling? That's why you have always refused to accept me?"

Xia Xiaotian frowned, and said coquettishly, "Please don't insult my friend."

Lin Ye was described by the young president as an ugly duckling, so meow, that the aunt could bear it, but the uncle couldn't. He grabbed the young president's finger with his backhand and made a move, and the situation was reversed. You look like a dog, but this dog can't spit out ivory, don't think that you can pretend to be the president by wearing a set of imitation Armani."

When Xia Xiaotian saw that Lin Ye actually took action, she clapped her hands and applauded without taking it too seriously: "Honey, great!"

Lin Ye almost knelt down after hearing this. The corner of his mouth twitched and he looked at Xia Xiaotian, with an expression on his face that said, "Are you serious?"

The young CEO shouted unconvinced under Lin Ye's uniform: "My family owns a coal mine. Believe it or not, I will find someone to destroy you!"

"Hehe! The second generation of coal?" Lin Ye snorted and raised his leg and kicked the young man's PP. He raised his middle finger at the young man provocatively, and said disdainfully: "There are not ten thousand or eight thousand men who threaten you. What kind of a thing are you?"

The young CEO couldn't stand the insult, so he rushed towards Lin Ye with a roar.

Xia Xiaotian took off her tactical backpack and swung it. The backpack hit the young CEO on the head, knocking him to the ground with one blow.

Lin Ye almost forgot that Xia Xiaotian, a tiger girl, has learned taekwondo, muay thai, martial arts, and Wing Chun. Although she brags like this, she still has three-legged cat kung fu. Hit ten in one breath.

"Ah! Someone was beaten!"

The president's youth hugged his head and howled on the ground.

"Let's go, ignore this kind of person." Xia Xiaotian pulled Lin Ye's arm around the mangy dog.

"Xia Xiaotian, why do these people like you so much?" Lin Ye was really puzzled by this question. There is nothing wrong with saying that Xia Xiaotian is as sweet as a little fairy, but when this girl gets angry, the tiger has to bow her head I really don't know what they like about Xia Xiaotian.

"Oni sauce, you're bad." Xia Xiaotian actually acted like a baby to Lin Ye in a soft and cute voice.

"Fuck! Ruthless!"

Lin Ye swallowed with a gurgling throat. He now understood why so many people liked Xia Xiaotian.

This soft and coquettish voice and movements, the fat house in the world, I'm afraid it will be hard to escape the clutches of it!

Xia Xiaotian stretched out her hand and twisted Lin Ye's arm 360 degrees. She asked Lin Ye in a domineering queen voice, "Now you know why my mother is popular?"

Lin Ye cried out "Ah". He jumped away from Xia Xiaotian and rubbed the pinched area of ​​Xia Xiaotian with his right hand, hoping to relieve the pain.

Xia Xiaotian proudly stared at Lin Ye with provocative eyes, with an unconvinced expression on her face, "Do you want me to call you O'Neill again?"

Lin Ye waved at Xia Xiaotian, "Come on!"

Xia Xiaotian's majesty was provoked, she flew up and shouted: "Scumbag! You are courting death!"

Lin Ye perfectly dodges Xia Xiaotian's various flying pounces, flying kicks, and roundabout kicks like a disco...

Xia Xiaotian, who didn't believe in evil, chased and beat Lin Ye fiercely, and she would not be reconciled if he didn't teach Lin Ye a lesson.

Lin Ye hid back and forth like a loach, his movements were very elegant.

The two left the Jiahua community arguing.

The entrance of the community is the peak period for vehicle traffic.

At this time, a young gray-white stray cat with a wide body and a fat body was crossing the road.

"Drip drip!"

The vehicle has a blind spot.

The stray cat crossed halfway to face the fast-moving traffic, and it stayed where it was in fear, screaming "meow meow" anxiously.

No one noticed that this young life was about to be run over by the wheels.

A big black Mercedes drove quickly towards the stray cat.

When Lin Ye saw that the stray cat was in danger, he didn't have time to think about it and ran out of the road as soon as his mind became hot.

The owner of the Daben was on the phone, operating with one hand, facing the sudden appearance of Lin Ye, she subconsciously slammed on the brake... No!It's the gas pedal!
Da Ben's speed increased with a "swish".

Lin Ye picked up the stray cat, and Da Ben rushed to him on time. Lin Ye, who had no time to think, stamped his feet and let his body fly into the air.

When the stray cat flipped over in the air, the expression on the cat's face was like a roller coaster ride, from panic to surprise, fear, bewilderment... Finally, it puffed up its cheeks and swallowed it back.

Lin Ye flipped gorgeously and landed behind the big Benz, and witnessed the big Benz brake suddenly.

The stray cat was limp in Lin Ye's arms. It stuck out its tongue as if it was scared to death. It was cute.

(End of this chapter)