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Chapter 20 Goodbye Chu Mengxi
Chapter 20 Goodbye Chu Mengxi
"Scumbag?"
The corner of Lin Ye's mouth twitched, Xia Xiaotian is possessed by a scumbag!Seeing everyone feels scum.
Lan Duan seemed to be heartbroken, and it turned around every step of the way, looking at Fat Bai reluctantly.
Lin Ye really doubted whether Fei Bai had given Lan Duan something to do when he was wandering around. Look at the way he no longer believed in love. It was so miserable.
The noble lady bent down to pick up Lan Duan, she looked at Lin Ye's fat and white, with disdainful eyes, and lightly mocked: "Pet is a high-end pet hospital anyway, why do you still give the local cat a check."
Lin Ye's face was unhappy when he heard this, and he was about to push back when Fei Bai patted the back of Lin Ye's hand with his fleshy paws, as if to tell him to calm down and not get angry.
Tian Xiaoxiao kept smiling and replied: "Pampering has no distinction between high and low. As long as you pamper your pet, the pet hospital will open its door to you."
The lady chuckled, but she didn't make things difficult for Tian Xiaoxiao. After all, she thought Tian Xiaoxiao was a nice person and treated her little baby very well, so there was no need to offend Tian Xiaoxiao for a local cat.
Xia Xiaotian is not afraid of noble ladies, she has a strong sense of justice and scolds Huai: "People nowadays! They always think they are upper-class people, and if they wear a mink on a hot day, they will suffer for their face."
The lady was wearing the mink clothes. She did feel the heat, but as a lady, she would never take off the mink clothes. Now that she heard Xia Xiaotian's accusations, she stared at Xia Xiaotian and scolded: "Little bastard! Who are you talking about!"
Xia Xiaotian spread her arms and said indifferently, "Anyway, I don't wear mink clothes."
Tian Xiao smiled and winked at Lin Ye, asking him to take Xia Xiaotian away quickly and not to cause trouble.
Lin Ye replied with a reassuring expression, he got up and stuffed Fat Bai into Xia Xiaotian's arms, and then ran away with his arms around Xia Xiaotian.
The lady wanted to stop Xia Xiaotian, but Tian Xiaoxiao stepped forward to stop her and said, "Miss Fang, my teacher is here today."
"Your teacher is back?" The lady immediately smiled, sweeping away her previous displeasure.
"Jingle Bell."
After leaving the petting private hospital, Xia Xiaotian shook her shoulders and despised Lin Ye and said, "Why are you hugging me? Those who don't know think you are me."
Lin Ye wouldn't have put his arm around Xia Xiaotian's shoulders if he hadn't been forced by the situation. It must be said that Xia Xiaotian's shoulders were quite fragrant, and his whole arm was stained with a light fragrance.
Xia Xiaotian saw Lin Ye intoxicatedly smelling the fragrance on her arm, her face turned red, and she cursed in a low voice: "BT!"
Lin Ye is a young man who has been on the Internet for more than 20 years. Apart from his first love, he has never been so close to any other girl. Xia Xiaotian is definitely the first.
Xia Xiaotian walked forward with Fei Bai in her arms, completely ignoring Lin Ye, the BT.
Lin Ye followed Xia Xiaotian, looking distracted.
In the petting private hospital, Lin Ye felt a strange energy fluctuation, with different abilities, it was a kind of pure power.
After merging Getaway and Flash's G-level superpowers, Lin Ye found that the things around him were different. He discovered things that were difficult for ordinary people to find, and he encountered things that he thought did not exist in the world.
"Ding ding..."
Xia Xiaotian's phone rang.
"Scumbag! Hold it."
Xia Xiaotian stuffed Feibai into Lin Ye's arms, and she took out her mobile phone to answer the call.
Lin Ye looked at Fat Bai in front of him. Looking into Fat White's eyes, he seemed to see night and day.
Fei Bai stuck out his pink tongue and called out "meow", bringing Lin Ye back to reality from the illusion.
Xia Xiaotian was too involved in the phone call and kept apologizing, but she didn't even look at the road. There was a sewer mouth without a manhole cover under her feet.
"Drip drip!"
An electric car passed by Lin Ye, preventing Lin Ye from going forward to save people.
Seeing that Xia Xiaotian is about to step on the air and cause tragedy...
Lin Ye thought that he still had the ability of mind power, so he pushed down two bricks with his mind power, and used his mind power to support the bricks to suspend the wellhead.
Xia Xiaotian stepped on the floating brick, she didn't feel anything strange, and passed smoothly.
Seeing that Xia Xiaotian, the tigress, passed safely, Lin Ye quickly stepped forward to check the well mouth where the manhole cover was missing.
The manhole cover is on the grass beside it, it seems that someone deliberately removed it as a prank.
Lin Ye looked around and found no one, so he pointed his right hand at the manhole cover and released his thoughts again.
An invisible hand lifted the manhole cover.
Yuwu usually filled the manhole cover, and Lin Ye felt a little heavy in his head.
The level of mental power just obtained is very low, and it is already very good to be able to carry manhole covers.
Lin Ye rubbed his heavy head and quickly caught up with Xia Xiaotian.
Xia Xiaotian turned around after making the call and saw Lin Ye walking over, rubbing his head. She turned around and asked, "Scumbag, does your head hurt?"
Lin Ye nodded, "My head is a little dizzy."
Xia Xiaotian gloated and said, "You deserve it! God has finally opened his eyes to punish you, a scumbag."
Lin Ye raised his head with a sad look and thought to himself: "In order to prevent you from falling down the shaft, I secretly used my telekinesis for you. If you don't thank me, forget about it. Instead, you are gloating about it. If I had known about it, I would have let you fall down." I lost my arms and legs, and then I went to the hospital to lie down for a year and a half."
Xia Xiaotian took pleasure in others' misfortunes. She stepped forward and touched Lin Ye's forehead. It wasn't very hot, so she comforted her, "I don't have a fever. The headache should be temporary, and it might get better after a while."
Lin Ye really convinced Xia Xiaotian, he asked, "By the way, why don't you find a boyfriend?"
Xia Xiaotian was stunned for a moment, Lin Ye actually asked him such a question?It seems a little shy!Could it be that Lin Ye likes herself?Want to take this opportunity to confess?It's over!I don't want to hurt him!How should I politely reject him?
Seeing Xia Xiaotian's wandering look, Lin Ye lost his curiosity instantly, waved his hand and said, "Forget it, forget it, let's go."
Xia Xiaotian patted her chest with her right hand and breathed a sigh of relief. She murmured to herself, "It's a good thing I didn't confess, otherwise I wouldn't know how to face him in the future."
Lin Ye didn't hear Xia Xiaotian's muttering. If Lin Ye heard it, he would roll his eyes at Xia Xiaotian and add a sentence: "You think beautifully."
The two of them came to the pre-arranged dining place, Peng Kitchen.
Peng Chu is a restaurant with a good reputation nearby, with affordable prices and good taste.
Inside private room 301 on the third floor.
Xia Xiaotian and Lin Ye entered the private room.
"Sweetie."
The mature and steady dyed-haired wavy girl greeted Xia Xiaotian.
"Mengxi, sorry, we are late."
Xia Xiaotian apologized pitifully to the other party.
"It's okay, I don't go to work in the afternoon anyway."
Chu Mengxi waved her hands generously, not caring about the lateness of the two.
"Waiter, order."
Lin Ye called out directly.
Fat Bai lay on Lin Ye's lap and looked around quietly.
Chu Mengxi looked at Lin Ye who seemed to have changed, she teased Lin Ye with a light smile on her red lips, "Ouba! Did you know that I had dinner with me today, so I specially changed into a more gentlemanly shirt."
"You say yes." On the surface, Lin Ye was as steady as an old dog, without any refutation or shyness, but in his heart he had already scolded Chu Mengxi, are you out of your mind?Also Oppa?Can you speak human language?
It has to be said that today Chu Mengxi is dressed quite maturely. With her fair skin and Korean makeup, and her big dyed waves, she looks like a scumbag who has been through the battlefield.
(End of this chapter)
"Scumbag?"
The corner of Lin Ye's mouth twitched, Xia Xiaotian is possessed by a scumbag!Seeing everyone feels scum.
Lan Duan seemed to be heartbroken, and it turned around every step of the way, looking at Fat Bai reluctantly.
Lin Ye really doubted whether Fei Bai had given Lan Duan something to do when he was wandering around. Look at the way he no longer believed in love. It was so miserable.
The noble lady bent down to pick up Lan Duan, she looked at Lin Ye's fat and white, with disdainful eyes, and lightly mocked: "Pet is a high-end pet hospital anyway, why do you still give the local cat a check."
Lin Ye's face was unhappy when he heard this, and he was about to push back when Fei Bai patted the back of Lin Ye's hand with his fleshy paws, as if to tell him to calm down and not get angry.
Tian Xiaoxiao kept smiling and replied: "Pampering has no distinction between high and low. As long as you pamper your pet, the pet hospital will open its door to you."
The lady chuckled, but she didn't make things difficult for Tian Xiaoxiao. After all, she thought Tian Xiaoxiao was a nice person and treated her little baby very well, so there was no need to offend Tian Xiaoxiao for a local cat.
Xia Xiaotian is not afraid of noble ladies, she has a strong sense of justice and scolds Huai: "People nowadays! They always think they are upper-class people, and if they wear a mink on a hot day, they will suffer for their face."
The lady was wearing the mink clothes. She did feel the heat, but as a lady, she would never take off the mink clothes. Now that she heard Xia Xiaotian's accusations, she stared at Xia Xiaotian and scolded: "Little bastard! Who are you talking about!"
Xia Xiaotian spread her arms and said indifferently, "Anyway, I don't wear mink clothes."
Tian Xiao smiled and winked at Lin Ye, asking him to take Xia Xiaotian away quickly and not to cause trouble.
Lin Ye replied with a reassuring expression, he got up and stuffed Fat Bai into Xia Xiaotian's arms, and then ran away with his arms around Xia Xiaotian.
The lady wanted to stop Xia Xiaotian, but Tian Xiaoxiao stepped forward to stop her and said, "Miss Fang, my teacher is here today."
"Your teacher is back?" The lady immediately smiled, sweeping away her previous displeasure.
"Jingle Bell."
After leaving the petting private hospital, Xia Xiaotian shook her shoulders and despised Lin Ye and said, "Why are you hugging me? Those who don't know think you are me."
Lin Ye wouldn't have put his arm around Xia Xiaotian's shoulders if he hadn't been forced by the situation. It must be said that Xia Xiaotian's shoulders were quite fragrant, and his whole arm was stained with a light fragrance.
Xia Xiaotian saw Lin Ye intoxicatedly smelling the fragrance on her arm, her face turned red, and she cursed in a low voice: "BT!"
Lin Ye is a young man who has been on the Internet for more than 20 years. Apart from his first love, he has never been so close to any other girl. Xia Xiaotian is definitely the first.
Xia Xiaotian walked forward with Fei Bai in her arms, completely ignoring Lin Ye, the BT.
Lin Ye followed Xia Xiaotian, looking distracted.
In the petting private hospital, Lin Ye felt a strange energy fluctuation, with different abilities, it was a kind of pure power.
After merging Getaway and Flash's G-level superpowers, Lin Ye found that the things around him were different. He discovered things that were difficult for ordinary people to find, and he encountered things that he thought did not exist in the world.
"Ding ding..."
Xia Xiaotian's phone rang.
"Scumbag! Hold it."
Xia Xiaotian stuffed Feibai into Lin Ye's arms, and she took out her mobile phone to answer the call.
Lin Ye looked at Fat Bai in front of him. Looking into Fat White's eyes, he seemed to see night and day.
Fei Bai stuck out his pink tongue and called out "meow", bringing Lin Ye back to reality from the illusion.
Xia Xiaotian was too involved in the phone call and kept apologizing, but she didn't even look at the road. There was a sewer mouth without a manhole cover under her feet.
"Drip drip!"
An electric car passed by Lin Ye, preventing Lin Ye from going forward to save people.
Seeing that Xia Xiaotian is about to step on the air and cause tragedy...
Lin Ye thought that he still had the ability of mind power, so he pushed down two bricks with his mind power, and used his mind power to support the bricks to suspend the wellhead.
Xia Xiaotian stepped on the floating brick, she didn't feel anything strange, and passed smoothly.
Seeing that Xia Xiaotian, the tigress, passed safely, Lin Ye quickly stepped forward to check the well mouth where the manhole cover was missing.
The manhole cover is on the grass beside it, it seems that someone deliberately removed it as a prank.
Lin Ye looked around and found no one, so he pointed his right hand at the manhole cover and released his thoughts again.
An invisible hand lifted the manhole cover.
Yuwu usually filled the manhole cover, and Lin Ye felt a little heavy in his head.
The level of mental power just obtained is very low, and it is already very good to be able to carry manhole covers.
Lin Ye rubbed his heavy head and quickly caught up with Xia Xiaotian.
Xia Xiaotian turned around after making the call and saw Lin Ye walking over, rubbing his head. She turned around and asked, "Scumbag, does your head hurt?"
Lin Ye nodded, "My head is a little dizzy."
Xia Xiaotian gloated and said, "You deserve it! God has finally opened his eyes to punish you, a scumbag."
Lin Ye raised his head with a sad look and thought to himself: "In order to prevent you from falling down the shaft, I secretly used my telekinesis for you. If you don't thank me, forget about it. Instead, you are gloating about it. If I had known about it, I would have let you fall down." I lost my arms and legs, and then I went to the hospital to lie down for a year and a half."
Xia Xiaotian took pleasure in others' misfortunes. She stepped forward and touched Lin Ye's forehead. It wasn't very hot, so she comforted her, "I don't have a fever. The headache should be temporary, and it might get better after a while."
Lin Ye really convinced Xia Xiaotian, he asked, "By the way, why don't you find a boyfriend?"
Xia Xiaotian was stunned for a moment, Lin Ye actually asked him such a question?It seems a little shy!Could it be that Lin Ye likes herself?Want to take this opportunity to confess?It's over!I don't want to hurt him!How should I politely reject him?
Seeing Xia Xiaotian's wandering look, Lin Ye lost his curiosity instantly, waved his hand and said, "Forget it, forget it, let's go."
Xia Xiaotian patted her chest with her right hand and breathed a sigh of relief. She murmured to herself, "It's a good thing I didn't confess, otherwise I wouldn't know how to face him in the future."
Lin Ye didn't hear Xia Xiaotian's muttering. If Lin Ye heard it, he would roll his eyes at Xia Xiaotian and add a sentence: "You think beautifully."
The two of them came to the pre-arranged dining place, Peng Kitchen.
Peng Chu is a restaurant with a good reputation nearby, with affordable prices and good taste.
Inside private room 301 on the third floor.
Xia Xiaotian and Lin Ye entered the private room.
"Sweetie."
The mature and steady dyed-haired wavy girl greeted Xia Xiaotian.
"Mengxi, sorry, we are late."
Xia Xiaotian apologized pitifully to the other party.
"It's okay, I don't go to work in the afternoon anyway."
Chu Mengxi waved her hands generously, not caring about the lateness of the two.
"Waiter, order."
Lin Ye called out directly.
Fat Bai lay on Lin Ye's lap and looked around quietly.
Chu Mengxi looked at Lin Ye who seemed to have changed, she teased Lin Ye with a light smile on her red lips, "Ouba! Did you know that I had dinner with me today, so I specially changed into a more gentlemanly shirt."
"You say yes." On the surface, Lin Ye was as steady as an old dog, without any refutation or shyness, but in his heart he had already scolded Chu Mengxi, are you out of your mind?Also Oppa?Can you speak human language?
It has to be said that today Chu Mengxi is dressed quite maturely. With her fair skin and Korean makeup, and her big dyed waves, she looks like a scumbag who has been through the battlefield.
(End of this chapter)
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