I'm really not a funny host

Chapter 53: The scandal of the beauty of No. [-] Middle School

Twelve o'clock sharp.

A system notification sounded in Lin Ye's mind.

"Ding! Daily task 30: Get the attention of [-] fans, if the task fails, kill it!"

"Ding! Daily mission two: Get the favor of a strange beauty! Mission completed, get a designated store. Mission failed, erased!"

"Another two daily tasks."

The two daily tasks in Lin Ye's mind are quite difficult, if not difficult.

The second daily task is to gain the favor of a strange beauty, which is a bit difficult, but not a big problem.

After Lin Ye drank a can of Coke, he went to wash up and get ready for bed.

"Ouch!"

Fei Bai is still missing his hometown sadly.

Lin Ye raised his hand and gave Fei Bai a stir-fried chestnut. He cursed angrily: "Your meow is a meow, not a wolf! Howling in the middle of the night."

The fat white meat claw hugged its head, and it retorted aggrievedly: "I can't howl twice, you are racially discriminatory, I will sue you at the federation!"

"Hehe, if you say you're fat, you'll be out of breath." Lin Ye raised his hand and took out the Thunder Fire Immortal Sword.

"Boss! I was wrong." Fat Bai knelt at the window and kowtowed to admit his mistake, with a very sincere attitude.

"You're smart." Lin Ye put away the Thunder Fire Immortal Sword and walked to the bathroom.

"Meow meow!" Fei Bai felt that he would never have a good life in the future.

"Crash."

The sound of water sounded.

Lin Ye washed his face and brushed his teeth, and after some fiddling, he walked to the Simmons bed.

Lie in bed for 1 minute and turn over.

Lie on the bed for 2 minutes and turn over again.

Lie in bed for 10 minutes, roll over, roll over.

Suddenly, Lin Ye got up, and he frowned wonderingly, "I'm not sleepy? Could it be that I ate something exciting today?"

Fat Bai was lying in the pink cat bed that Xia Xiaotian carefully prepared for it. It seriously suspected that Lin Ye was mentally ill. "I don't sleep at night and... do push-ups? I'm sick!"

Lin Ye couldn't fall asleep, so he got out of bed and sat up with push-ups.

After five hundred push-ups, not only did Lin Ye not feel sleepy at all, he was also very breathless!
"Could it be that I'm too strong and don't need to sleep anymore?"

After thinking about it, only such an explanation that is not particularly scientific but not faulty can make sense.

"It's over, it's over, I won't be able to sleep in the future, my teacher Tianhai, my teacher Ozawa..."

When Lin Ye thought about not being able to study in his dreams, he felt a sense of sadness.

Could it be that I, Lin, will part with all the teachers from tonight?

Do not!
I am not ready yet!
Lin Ye was very sad while doing squats. He decided to do a thousand squats in memory of his teachers.

Three or four in the morning.

Lin Ye is still doing various sports.

Fei Bai looked at Lin Ye with dark circles under his eyes. He really wanted to go up and slap Lin Ye twice, "Doing your sister's exercises in the middle of the night, doesn't it sound good to sleep?" But it didn't dare.

Lin Ye felt that it was boring, and he sat cross-legged on the bed to practice the exercises from the gift box.

Needless to say, after the exercises were performed, he felt that his dantian began to absorb the free aura around him.

After finding something he could do without sleeping, Lin Ye entered a state of selfless meditation.

Fat Bai quietly gave Lin Ye a thumbs up.

Sun rise.

Lin Ye woke up from meditation.

I feel full of energy and feel that my body has inexhaustible strength.

The only slight flaw is that Nima's legs are numb.

Lin Ye, who had no experience in meditation, paid for his leg numbness after meditating all night.

If a cultivator sees that his legs are still numb while meditating, he will definitely rush up to punch and kick him.

Lin Ye is a layman, but he has read thousands of YY novels anyway!It doesn't make sense to meditate and practice leg numbness!
Try to use the spiritual power in your body to relieve the numbness in your legs. Don't say, "Ah!" or "It feels good!"

After the numbness in his legs subsided, Lin Ye jumped out of bed with a squat. He picked up the fully charged mobile phone next to the bed and prepared to go for a jog.

"Wait a minute, I'm so good, do I still need to jog to exercise?"

Lin Ye hesitated for a moment, then he comforted himself with a shameless smile: "It doesn't matter whether you exercise or not, the main reason is that there are many beautiful women jogging at this point, the task is important, and there is no such thing as picking up girls."

Change clothes, run as you say.

Out the door, the time is the same as usual.

"Brother Lin."

At the gate of the community, Dai Wenwen was carrying her schoolbag as usual, but today she had an extra lunch box in her hand.

"Morning, Wenwen."

Lin Ye went up to say hello to Dai Wenwen.

"Hey, good morning."

Dai Wenwen handed the lunch box to Lin Ye, and she said shyly, "This is the dumpling I made myself."

Lin Ye took the lunch box, he was a little surprised, and said, "I didn't expect, Wenwen, you can make dumplings!"

Dai Wenwen giggled, and she said softly, "Brother Lin, I can not only make dumplings, but also cook."

Lin Ye opened the lunch box, reached out and picked up a dumpling and threw it into his mouth, "Yeah, stuffed with celery and beef."

Dai Wenwen was like a child looking forward to the teacher's praise. She asked eagerly: "Is it delicious?"

Lin Ye threw two more dumplings into his mouth. He nodded and tasted them carefully: "The taste is very authentic. The skin is neither thick nor thin, and the filling is just right. The ingredients in the filling, especially, have a faint medicinal flavor."

After hearing what Lin Ye said, Dai Wenwen was surprised and said: "Wow, Brother Lin, after eating three dumplings, you can find the filling with medicinal ingredients. You are so amazing."

"I just have a better sense of taste." Lin Ye scratched his head modestly, but he didn't dare to underestimate Dai Wenwen, because the medicinal material in this stuffing turned out to be the pith grass, which contains spiritual energy, and belongs to the lowest level of medicinal herbs.

"Brother Lin, don't be modest. There is an old man who claims to be a gourmet, but he hasn't tasted anything special about my dumpling filling after three months of eating. I heard that he is still innate." Dai Wenwen smiled.

"Your dumplings are quite special. I'm afraid most people can't eat them." Lin Ye continued to eat the dumplings with a casual tone.

"Hey, Big Brother Lin, you really are extraordinary." Dai Wenwen was now basically sure that Lin Ye was not an ordinary person.

"Average, average, third in the world." Lin Ye was not worried that Dai Wenwen would harm him at all.

"Let's go, let's talk while walking." Dai Wenwen took Lin Ye's hand.

On the street, the two looked like brother and sister.

At the gate of No. [-] Middle School, students are like a trend.

Dai Wenwen waved goodbye to Lin Ye and said, "I'm going to school, Brother Lin."

Lin Ye waved goodbye to Dai Wenwen, "Go, study hard and improve every day."

Dai Wenwen turned her head and made a face at Lin Ye, and smiled playfully.

"It's the school beauty Dai Wenwen! She actually makes faces at people? What's with that happy smile on her face?"

"Dai Wenwen actually has such a handsome brother? Unheard of!"

"Brother Qing? Oh my God! The beauty of the No. [-] Middle School was caught first, the laborer's dream girl!"

"Extra! Extra! No. [-] middle school belle Dai Wenwen was taken away outside the school, she is still a handsome B."

……

No. [-] Middle School immediately set off a wave of discussion.

And the signs are developing in a bad direction.

The boys who secretly admired Dai Wenwen had formed a united front. When they saw Lin Ye again, they must teach him a severe lesson.

The sons of wealthy people in No. [-] Middle School have spent money to hire private detectives to find out information.

For a while, many detectives began to secretly search for Lin Ye's information.

(End of this chapter)