I'm really not a funny host

Chapter 88

"Husband, husband..."

Lin Ye's arm was shaken coquettishly by Nangong Rumeng. He came back to his senses and looked at Nangong Rumeng with a dazed expression, and asked, "What's the matter?"

Nangong Rumeng pointed to the open space in front and said: "Your husband must be hungry, why don't we go over there and light a fire to cook something to eat."

Lin Ye glanced at the open space that Nangong Rumeng pointed to, and he had a question, "Well, Rumeng, what shall we bake?"

Nangong Rumeng replied matter-of-factly: "Of course it's the tender and delicious roasted pig rat!"

"Piggy?" Lin Ye tilted his neck and asked, "What is that?" At the same time, a species that looked like a mouse but not a pig appeared in his mind.

Nangong Rumeng didn't know how to describe it. She gestured with both hands and said, "The chipmunk is such a big monster. The meat is delicious. It is the favorite dish of Qi refiners."

Lin Ye looked at Nangong Rumeng's gestures, that anxious description and explanation, kawaii.

Nangong Rumeng, who didn't understand the explanation, used actions to prove it. She stomped her feet in front of some small holes, and the earth cave shook, and several pig-shaped monsters that looked like bamboo rats appeared.

When Lin Ye saw this monster, one hundred and eight secret recipes for cooking chipmunk flashed through his mind, "I'm sorry, this is the memory of the heart of spiritual energy? On the one hundred and eight ways of cooking chipmunk?"

Nangong Rumeng came back with two chipmunks in his hands, the cowardly chipmunks were frightened to death.

Lin Ye wanted to say that I was here to help, but before he could say anything, Nangong Rumeng used a fireball technique to burn the chipmunk's fur, flashed a short-bladed dagger with his backhand, and started to deal with the chipmunk with ease.

Sure enough, it was the same as described in the novel, do it yourself, have enough food and clothing.

"Amitabha!"

Lin Ye couldn't bear to see the pitiful appearance of the chipmunk, so he sucked his forehead with his backhand, and the phone flew out of his hand.

Looking at the time, it has been several hours since the live broadcast ended, why don't you start a live broadcast to brag?
"Fire!"

Nangong Rumeng actually started to burn the skin of the chipmunk with raging fire.

Lin Ye felt that his little heart was frightened, and he clicked on a game icon to enter Glory of Kings.

Today's King of Glory is unusual.

Because of the polar night, the whole world is plunged into darkness!School holidays, workplace holidays, business holidays, and even the old man who picks up rags are on holiday.

During the peak period of the game, it actually shows that there is a queue...

Lin Ye waited for 2 minutes and finally squeezed into his 48th area, smashing fiercely.

The first step to enter the game is not matching, nor ranking, nor receiving noble benefits.Instead, click on the recharge, and first charge a V8 to enjoy the fun.

Is it enough to charge [-]?
Lin Ye charged [-] directly!
With coupons, Han Xin's skin, Bailongyin!purchase!The newly released Feiheng skin, buy it.

After the update of the new season, the skin of the Five Sacred Mountains came strongly.

Lin Ye has no shortage of coupons and buys them all.

If there is no hero, then even buy a hero by the way.

The current competition system does not have an appearance, heroes without proficiency are banned from ranking, and TIMI is also afraid that players will cheat teammates.

Lin Ye was not in a hurry to rank up, he clicked on the match to try the feel of the new skin first.

Five VS Five after a successful match.

Lin Ye chose Han Xin's Feiheng skin in seconds.

On the first floor, ID Yang Ge doesn’t have a dog and made a speech: “Fuck! Choose Han Xin in seconds! Pit B?”

The ID on the second floor said: "It must be another skinny dog ​​showing off its skin!"

The third-floor ID Vientiane Tiancai said: "It's just a match, it's okay if you get cheated."

The ID on the fifth floor, Yueyue Bujiao, spoke at night: "The fourth floor will announce the results, and our country will serve Yao."

Lin Ye sent out his [-]% winning rate.

In an instant, the first, second and third floors spoke in seconds: "Is this P's? [-]% winning rate! You think you are a dancing god!"

The fifth floor spoke excitedly and asked, "Is the fourth floor the Tiaoshen Trumpet?"

Lin Ye typed and replied: "I'm not a dancing god, my name is Lin Duxiu, I'm an anchor, just lie down."

The first, second and third floors spoke: “666!”

A "..." was posted on the fifth floor.

After the countdown ends, enter the game loading screen.

"Whoosh whoosh!"

The character is like falling from the sky into the spring.

Lin Ye controlled Han Xin, and Han Tiaotiao became popular first.

It was not because Lin Ye was afraid of the opponent's Zhong Kui that he hit the red first, but because he expected that Zhong Kui would go to the blue.

After You Yao assisted in winning Yihong, Han Xin used his displacement skills to quickly come to the enemy's wild area.

At this time, Baili Xuance was competing with Blue BUFF.

Lin Ye went up first with a skill to fly.

Baili Xuance counterattacked Han Xin calmly.

Between the second-level Han Xin and the first-level Baili Xuance, Han Xin naturally has the upper hand.

After Yao's support, he cooperated with the residual blood Han Xin to win the first blood, and harvested the blue BUFF by the way.

Zhong Kui squatted twice without seeing the enemy jungler, so he simply returned to the lane and began to eat economic development.

Lin Ye took the blue and was not in a hurry to go home, but went to the bottom lane with Yao to catch a wave of bottom lanes.

Li Yuanfang bullied Marco Polo unscrupulously with the help of Xianyu.

Level [-] Li Yuanfang's damage is still very objective. As long as one skill is stacked with four passives, the damage will be extremely painful.

Han Xin and Yao rushed out from the grass and intercepted Li Yuanfang and Xianyu Zhuangzhou who were showing off their might under our tower.

One to fly, one to move back, and then cooperate with Yao's skills.

Li Yuanfang, suddenly.

Zhuang Zhou's remaining blood fled to the foot of the tower.

Lin Ye returned to his wild area and began to farm and grow.

Yao went home to make up his condition, and fought against the bottom lane with Marco Polo.

5 minutes.

Lin Ye stole two little dragons.

With the support of a wave of dragon soldiers, they have a considerable advantage in the line of soldiers.

Small team fights broke out in the middle lane.

Lin Ye saw the timing, cut into the C position, took away the enemy Li Yuanfang in one set, and then withdrew from the battlefield with one skill and two stages.

The enemy players could only watch Lin Ye's Han Xin leave coquettishly. They were both in bad shape. Three for one was a huge loss.

The economic gap between the two sides is getting bigger and bigger. Baili Xuance is developing well. Without Lin Ye's interference, he occasionally supports his teammates. He eats when he sees the line of soldiers. Better.

However, in the second team battle, Baili Xuance caused the team members to be wiped out due to a wave of mistakes.

"Go! Push the crystal in one wave."

"The opposite side jumped."

"Wave after wave, my wife is still waiting for me to cook."

Teammates speak to start a team fight.

In the team battle under the Highland Tower, Lu Bu jumped up.

Ahri's control skills were thrown, and Li Yuanfang was controlled.

The enemy Zhuang Zhou Xianyu's ultimate move was released.

Marco Polo used his ultimate move to jump over the tower.

Yao stands on Marco Polo's head like a god.

Han Xin jumps up Li Yuanfang from the tower, and his second skill hits the ground to break the enemy player's back and then uses the big move Guoshi Wushuang.

One kill!

Two kills!

Three kills!

Marco Polo got the triple kill!

Crystals are destroyed after a wave of minions.

Lin Ye won the game in the end. He didn't play very well in this round, and basically gave up the kills to his teammates. It wasn't that he didn't work hard, but that there was an ancient beauty around him that affected his performance.

"Husband, what is in your hand? Is it a magic weapon? There is a sound!"

"Can I have a look? Just touch it, okay?"

"Well, husband, husband..."

(End of this chapter)