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Chapter 97 I must have taken the wrong script
Chapter 97 I must have taken the wrong script
"receive!"
Lin Ye raised the Beast God Token and included his newly acquired younger brother, Blue-Eyed Yama.
There is a space in the Beast God Order, which is called the Beast Spirit Space, and all monsters and beasts can cultivate in it.
Without the presence of the Eight Great Kings in the poisonous swamp in the grotto, the poisonous mist soon spread uncontrollably.
Lin Ye didn't have a magic weapon to deal with the poisonous fog, but there should be one in the system mall.
Enter the system mall, search for and store magic weapons such as poisonous fog and poisonous gas.
Clean demon bottle, exchange price 60 years lifespan.
Demon-absorbing bottle, the exchange price is 160 years of lifespan.
Demon soul flag, the exchange price is 200 years of lifespan.
Six obstacles bottle, the exchange price is 1000 years of life.
"So expensive!"
Lin Ye gave up the urge to buy these luxury goods after taking one look at them.
Have that 60-year lifespan!Wouldn't it be nice to ask for an extra wife?Isn't it delicious to eat 60-year-old ribs?
After throwing the beast god's order, Lin Ye released Xiao Ba and ordered, "Suck all the poisonous mist away for me."
The blue-eyed Yama's forehead was actually sweating, and it said awkwardly: "Boss! This poisonous mist comes from the poisonous swamp, you let Ben... I absorb it all! But in a few days, the poisonous mist will still be produced."
Lin Ye pinched his chin and pondered. What Biyan Yan Luoha said made sense, but he couldn't lose face!
The blue-eyed Yama clam was afraid that Lin Ye would hit it, so without Lin Ye's orders, it immediately sucked all the poisonous mist in the swamp into its stomach.
"puff!"
After absorbing too much poisonous mist at once, the blue-eyed Yan Luoha couldn't help but burst out.
"What does it taste like!"
"Old sauerkraut?"
"Ouch! I'm about to vomit!"
Lu Xuan and the others entered the grotto with their heads poking around, and were unfortunately blown away by the fart of the blue-eyed Yan Luoha.
Nangong Rumeng had a spiritual shield in front of her body, and Biyan Yan Luoha's fart did not pollute her, but she could only slightly shake her head and sigh when she saw the vomiting of others, "Ordinary people are really in trouble."
Dongfang Chuyue ran outside the grotto and vomited gracefully for a while.
The others were bending over and vomiting at the entrance of the grotto.
The blue-eyed Yama Clam was quite embarrassed. It rubbed its head and looked at Lin Ye in embarrassment, "Boss! Well, I didn't do it on purpose, I really couldn't hold back my fart."
With a wave of Lin Ye's hand, the floating Beast God Order took the blue-eyed Yama clam into it.
Nangongru dreamed of Lin Ye's tricks, she came to Lin Ye's side and congratulated him: "Husband, congratulations on having the treasure that subdues monsters."
Lin Ye put the Beast God Token into the system warehouse. He did not explain the origin of the Beast God Token. Nangong Rumeng was sensible and did not ask any more questions. However, she had a happy face. The more Lin Ye used his methods, the more he could prove Lin Ye's excellent.
After vomiting until there was nothing in his stomach, Lu Xuan got up and wiped his mouth with his hand, and said with a refreshed look, "I feel light all over after vomiting."
Luo Xicheng didn't vomit at first, but when he looked up and saw that his companion was still vomiting profusely, his stomach churned, and he couldn't hold back and vomited again.
Lin Ye raised his hand to cover his face, he really couldn't stand it anymore.
Nangong Rumeng ignored the few people and remained calm.
"Major General Lin! Please give me an explanation."
Lu Xuan walked out with a sad face.
"Major General Lin, you've screwed us over to death."
"No, I still have to spit."
The faces of the others were exhausted, probably from the vomit that had hollowed out their bodies.
Lin Ye gave Lu Xuan a blank look, and he shrugged his shoulders and spread his hands to pretend to be innocent, "Why am I okay? It's probably because you have eaten up your stomach."
Lu Xuan said with an expression that I believe you are a ghost, you are handsome and bad: "Don't be silly! We saw with our own eyes that you made a green toad disappear."
Luo Xicheng covered his mouth, pinched his nose and echoed, "Major General Lin, we are not blind."
Lin Ye laughed and said, "Well, come out quickly. I'm going to cast a spell to seal this place, otherwise the poisonous fog will spread out and affect the progress of mining the spiritual ore."
Lu Xuan left the grotto like a wronged little daughter-in-law.
Dongfang Chuyue took a deep breath and followed the others away from the grotto.
Nangong Rumeng stared at the man she had chosen, and asked, "Husband, do you need Rumeng's help?"
Lin Ye glanced at the suspended Nangong Rumeng, and murmured in his heart: "As expected of the eldest lady of Yulingtian Palace, she floats around all day without wearing shoes, which is self-willed." On the surface, he smiled slightly, shook his head and said: " No, it's a trivial matter."
Lu Xuan and the others stared at Lin Ye intently. They were about to witness Lin Ye's methods again.
"Oh!"
Where are Lin Ye's two palms together? He stood up with his sword and shouted in a deep voice: "The earth spirit is banned!"
The spiritual power around the grotto gate trembled.
Under the gaze of Lu Xuan and others, the rocks under the grotto gate began to rise, covering the grotto gate.
"boom!"
A loud bang.
The rock sealed the grotto.
When everyone thought the spell was complete.
A big seal flashed on the rock.
Countless incantations derived from the seal are spread all over the front of the grotto gate.
"This is an enchantment!"
Nangong Rumeng's eyes widened.
No one knows better than her what is in front of her.
A technique can actually fuse the enchantment.
The legendary cultivators might not be able to do such a thing, could they?
Lin Ye stared at his postoperative results after casting the spell, nodded in satisfaction and said, "The earth spirit seal can seal the poisonous mist inside. As long as the seal is not broken, the poisonous mist will not spread out."
Lu Xuan still seemed to have underestimated Lin Ye's strength. He had a question in his mind, "How old is this guy? Why does Mao seem more reliable than those old monsters?"
Nangong Rumeng clapped her hands excitedly and praised: "Husband, that's amazing."
Lin Ye aimed at Nangong Rumeng who was floating, and he took out a set of fashion exchanged from the system mall and handed it to her, and said, "Rumeng, you should change your clothes, here is a pair of shoes that float around all day What kind of system does it go to?"
Nangong Rumeng pursed her lips and said, "Does your husband despise Rumeng?"
Lin Ye quickly shook his head and explained: "How is it possible? My Rumeng has a peerless appearance! I never tire of it, but this dress is a treasure I found in a cave somewhere. It will definitely look good on you."
Nangong Rumeng took over the brand new set of clothes. She felt full of love from Lin Ye. In order to make Lin Ye happy, she nodded and said, "Rumeng, please find a place to change clothes."
"Well, change clothes?" Lin Ye nodded, but when he heard the words change clothes, he added with a serious face: "I will protect you and prevent all dangers."
Lu Xuan and the others all looked at Lin Ye with contemptuous eyes. They obviously wanted to peek at him, but they were talking about protecting the law. Did they really treat him as a three-year-old child?If he agrees to this, he will wash his hair upside down in the future!
Nangong Rumeng nodded movedly, and said shyly: "Okay! With my husband protecting the law, Rumeng will feel more at ease."
Lu Xuan was stunned, with a suspicious expression on his face. He grabbed his hair with both hands and muttered to himself: "It's not scientific! The plot is not like this. I must have picked up the wrong script."
Dongfang Chuyue originally wanted to recommend herself to guard Nangong Rumeng, but seeing Lin Ye's warning eyes, she dared not open her mouth to speak out.
After leaving the mine, Lin Ye Yujian drove Nangong Rumeng away.
Of course, you need to find a romantic and safe place to change clothes.
(End of this chapter)
"receive!"
Lin Ye raised the Beast God Token and included his newly acquired younger brother, Blue-Eyed Yama.
There is a space in the Beast God Order, which is called the Beast Spirit Space, and all monsters and beasts can cultivate in it.
Without the presence of the Eight Great Kings in the poisonous swamp in the grotto, the poisonous mist soon spread uncontrollably.
Lin Ye didn't have a magic weapon to deal with the poisonous fog, but there should be one in the system mall.
Enter the system mall, search for and store magic weapons such as poisonous fog and poisonous gas.
Clean demon bottle, exchange price 60 years lifespan.
Demon-absorbing bottle, the exchange price is 160 years of lifespan.
Demon soul flag, the exchange price is 200 years of lifespan.
Six obstacles bottle, the exchange price is 1000 years of life.
"So expensive!"
Lin Ye gave up the urge to buy these luxury goods after taking one look at them.
Have that 60-year lifespan!Wouldn't it be nice to ask for an extra wife?Isn't it delicious to eat 60-year-old ribs?
After throwing the beast god's order, Lin Ye released Xiao Ba and ordered, "Suck all the poisonous mist away for me."
The blue-eyed Yama's forehead was actually sweating, and it said awkwardly: "Boss! This poisonous mist comes from the poisonous swamp, you let Ben... I absorb it all! But in a few days, the poisonous mist will still be produced."
Lin Ye pinched his chin and pondered. What Biyan Yan Luoha said made sense, but he couldn't lose face!
The blue-eyed Yama clam was afraid that Lin Ye would hit it, so without Lin Ye's orders, it immediately sucked all the poisonous mist in the swamp into its stomach.
"puff!"
After absorbing too much poisonous mist at once, the blue-eyed Yan Luoha couldn't help but burst out.
"What does it taste like!"
"Old sauerkraut?"
"Ouch! I'm about to vomit!"
Lu Xuan and the others entered the grotto with their heads poking around, and were unfortunately blown away by the fart of the blue-eyed Yan Luoha.
Nangong Rumeng had a spiritual shield in front of her body, and Biyan Yan Luoha's fart did not pollute her, but she could only slightly shake her head and sigh when she saw the vomiting of others, "Ordinary people are really in trouble."
Dongfang Chuyue ran outside the grotto and vomited gracefully for a while.
The others were bending over and vomiting at the entrance of the grotto.
The blue-eyed Yama Clam was quite embarrassed. It rubbed its head and looked at Lin Ye in embarrassment, "Boss! Well, I didn't do it on purpose, I really couldn't hold back my fart."
With a wave of Lin Ye's hand, the floating Beast God Order took the blue-eyed Yama clam into it.
Nangongru dreamed of Lin Ye's tricks, she came to Lin Ye's side and congratulated him: "Husband, congratulations on having the treasure that subdues monsters."
Lin Ye put the Beast God Token into the system warehouse. He did not explain the origin of the Beast God Token. Nangong Rumeng was sensible and did not ask any more questions. However, she had a happy face. The more Lin Ye used his methods, the more he could prove Lin Ye's excellent.
After vomiting until there was nothing in his stomach, Lu Xuan got up and wiped his mouth with his hand, and said with a refreshed look, "I feel light all over after vomiting."
Luo Xicheng didn't vomit at first, but when he looked up and saw that his companion was still vomiting profusely, his stomach churned, and he couldn't hold back and vomited again.
Lin Ye raised his hand to cover his face, he really couldn't stand it anymore.
Nangong Rumeng ignored the few people and remained calm.
"Major General Lin! Please give me an explanation."
Lu Xuan walked out with a sad face.
"Major General Lin, you've screwed us over to death."
"No, I still have to spit."
The faces of the others were exhausted, probably from the vomit that had hollowed out their bodies.
Lin Ye gave Lu Xuan a blank look, and he shrugged his shoulders and spread his hands to pretend to be innocent, "Why am I okay? It's probably because you have eaten up your stomach."
Lu Xuan said with an expression that I believe you are a ghost, you are handsome and bad: "Don't be silly! We saw with our own eyes that you made a green toad disappear."
Luo Xicheng covered his mouth, pinched his nose and echoed, "Major General Lin, we are not blind."
Lin Ye laughed and said, "Well, come out quickly. I'm going to cast a spell to seal this place, otherwise the poisonous fog will spread out and affect the progress of mining the spiritual ore."
Lu Xuan left the grotto like a wronged little daughter-in-law.
Dongfang Chuyue took a deep breath and followed the others away from the grotto.
Nangong Rumeng stared at the man she had chosen, and asked, "Husband, do you need Rumeng's help?"
Lin Ye glanced at the suspended Nangong Rumeng, and murmured in his heart: "As expected of the eldest lady of Yulingtian Palace, she floats around all day without wearing shoes, which is self-willed." On the surface, he smiled slightly, shook his head and said: " No, it's a trivial matter."
Lu Xuan and the others stared at Lin Ye intently. They were about to witness Lin Ye's methods again.
"Oh!"
Where are Lin Ye's two palms together? He stood up with his sword and shouted in a deep voice: "The earth spirit is banned!"
The spiritual power around the grotto gate trembled.
Under the gaze of Lu Xuan and others, the rocks under the grotto gate began to rise, covering the grotto gate.
"boom!"
A loud bang.
The rock sealed the grotto.
When everyone thought the spell was complete.
A big seal flashed on the rock.
Countless incantations derived from the seal are spread all over the front of the grotto gate.
"This is an enchantment!"
Nangong Rumeng's eyes widened.
No one knows better than her what is in front of her.
A technique can actually fuse the enchantment.
The legendary cultivators might not be able to do such a thing, could they?
Lin Ye stared at his postoperative results after casting the spell, nodded in satisfaction and said, "The earth spirit seal can seal the poisonous mist inside. As long as the seal is not broken, the poisonous mist will not spread out."
Lu Xuan still seemed to have underestimated Lin Ye's strength. He had a question in his mind, "How old is this guy? Why does Mao seem more reliable than those old monsters?"
Nangong Rumeng clapped her hands excitedly and praised: "Husband, that's amazing."
Lin Ye aimed at Nangong Rumeng who was floating, and he took out a set of fashion exchanged from the system mall and handed it to her, and said, "Rumeng, you should change your clothes, here is a pair of shoes that float around all day What kind of system does it go to?"
Nangong Rumeng pursed her lips and said, "Does your husband despise Rumeng?"
Lin Ye quickly shook his head and explained: "How is it possible? My Rumeng has a peerless appearance! I never tire of it, but this dress is a treasure I found in a cave somewhere. It will definitely look good on you."
Nangong Rumeng took over the brand new set of clothes. She felt full of love from Lin Ye. In order to make Lin Ye happy, she nodded and said, "Rumeng, please find a place to change clothes."
"Well, change clothes?" Lin Ye nodded, but when he heard the words change clothes, he added with a serious face: "I will protect you and prevent all dangers."
Lu Xuan and the others all looked at Lin Ye with contemptuous eyes. They obviously wanted to peek at him, but they were talking about protecting the law. Did they really treat him as a three-year-old child?If he agrees to this, he will wash his hair upside down in the future!
Nangong Rumeng nodded movedly, and said shyly: "Okay! With my husband protecting the law, Rumeng will feel more at ease."
Lu Xuan was stunned, with a suspicious expression on his face. He grabbed his hair with both hands and muttered to himself: "It's not scientific! The plot is not like this. I must have picked up the wrong script."
Dongfang Chuyue originally wanted to recommend herself to guard Nangong Rumeng, but seeing Lin Ye's warning eyes, she dared not open her mouth to speak out.
After leaving the mine, Lin Ye Yujian drove Nangong Rumeng away.
Of course, you need to find a romantic and safe place to change clothes.
(End of this chapter)
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