Basic swordsmanship level 999

Chapter 1 Pineapple Jackfruit

There is a phenomenon in this world called eating and waiting to die.

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Twelve midnight.

Breezy and cool.

Outside the university city, there is a snack street in Hongxiuzhao Hutong, and Laohu barbecue stall.

There were more than a dozen beer bottles piled up on the ground, one fat and one thin, two older youths who smelled of alcohol, had drunken eyes and flushed faces were sighing and chattering.

"depressed!"

The tall and thin young man lit a cigarette, took a puff, and complained to the fat man.

"This period of time is really evil. When I woke up in the morning, my neck fell on my pillow. I tripped over a brick and almost lost my appearance when I went out. I was almost taken away by a flowerpot falling from the alley. I even walked on the main road. There were traffic signs smashed down on it. I wondered if it was stained with something unclean, so I ran to the bathhouse to take a bath to get rid of my bad luck, but the old woman who was not massaged nearly crushed her bones."

"Even playing mahjong is a net loss. With my age of more than ten years, all cards are five-star draws. I obviously changed hands and drew five of them, only to find out that it was [-] when I slapped the table. Can fifty thousand and five of them be drawn backwards? Scam Doubling and losing to three companies, you say it's weird and not weird."

His name is Fangyuan, he is 28 years old, 1.9 meters tall, but only weighs 130 pounds.A standard skinny pole, with long arms and narrow shoulders, and a body of ribs that can't hold two taels of meat.

In this era of winning the mating right by looking at the face, the only thing that can be sold is the deep eyes, the melancholy stubble, the beard and the temperament of a literary uncle.

The city of Jiutou Niao where he lives is also considered a first-tier city, and besides drinking and eating, he rubs hemp and bathes every day.

However, I seldom go to bath recently, mainly because of tight money.

His whole life is a memoir of making fun. When he was admitted to Polytechnic University, which was also a legitimate 985 university, his father set up [-] tables of banquets at the entrance of the village.

It’s been almost eight years since I graduated now. I see my classmates go abroad, start their own businesses, each one has a successful career and a happy family. From time to time, I can see them travel, show off their wealth, and make hair in the circle of friends. Sand sculptures shaking audio and video or something.

It can be said that everyone's spiritual world is rich and free, and their work and life are full and full.

He can't do it anymore. After graduation, he can do whatever he doesn't want to do, so he can only work as a security guard for others in his own shop near his home.

Only by collecting rent regularly every month can we maintain a basic life like this.

Back then when his father died in an accidental car accident, his stepmother, who was five years older than him, showed her true nature and entangled a large group of family members and wanted to compete with him for property. Fortunately, my father left a hand, and all the family property was left to him in the will.

Not many, my father is an uneducated man who started his business with a dozen or so houses that were demolished and relocated in the village.Just in time for real estate benefits, he followed others to speculate in real estate, and his luck was not bad. Over the past few years, he accumulated 38 houses, plus five sets of shops scattered on Jianghan Road, Han Street, and Optics Valley.

That's all, nothing more.

Money is tight, but it's not because of playing cards that I lost, mainly because I recently bought a new Pagani Huayra.

"It's not bad luck for you, it's obviously made by yourself. Look at you, you are so thin, a gust of wind can blow you away. You can be tired and panting after climbing all over the building to collect rent, and you are afraid to stretch your waist You are falling apart, your bones are brittle, can you avoid a stiff neck and sprained feet? Plus you are nearsighted at [-] degrees, can’t see the way, can you avoid being smashed by billboards?”

"Traffic sign."

Fangyuan made a small correction.

"It's all the same. You said that you are old now, and you don't think about yourself. You have to leave a heir for your old Fang family, so that uncle Quan will know that the Fang family is not dead. After all, passing on the family line is a must in life. At this stage, it’s time to calm down and find a good woman to live my life with.”

Fatty sprayed saliva, while pointing Jiang Shan to teach him a lesson.

There is a new song by Taylor Swift on the phone, and she is shaking her head, looking quite rhythmic.

The fat man's name is Hu Liu'an, his family is wealthy, and his family runs a chain of gold and jewelry stores. He was originally a rock and roll youth who aspired to make a big splash in the music world. Unfortunately, because of a woman, he gave up his bright future and spent all day fooling around with Fang Yuan.

"Tch, I'm like this, it's better not to harm a good woman. It's good to live alone, and I'm at ease."

"Sacred Love, don't talk about me, your condition is not bad, why don't you see a wife. After all these years, you are still worried about that woman? It's really not worth it."

Fang Yuan said drunkenly.

Hu Liuan, nicknamed the Lover, was also a grass in science and engineering for four years in college. He played cotton in rock and roll and was called a neat one. He had made records and appeared on TV, but it was a pity that he fell in love with a single flower, which caused the entire forest to wither.

Back then, the fat man's fancy way of chasing women was a wonderful one.

Under his persevering pursuit, he finally won the flower of the art department as a matter of course, and was honored as a love saint by the beasts in the entire dormitory.

It's a pity that just after graduating, that woman slept with a young cartoon director. Hu Liuan used a knife on impulse and saw blood, and made himself squat in the bureau for half a year. The family spent a lot of money to get him out , This squatting squats all future prospects.

The fat man was depressed and didn't speak for a long time.

Seeing his cowardly appearance, Fang Yuan was furious, picked up the bottle and tapped him on the forehead.

"You are so stupid. If you go on like this, you even suspect that you will become a monk. That remnant flower and willow has already become famous all over the world, and she is much better than her. What's the point of complaining about yourself all day long?"

"You don't understand. There are many beautiful people in our school, but she is the only one who catches the soul at a glance. The Buddha said that gazing five hundred times in the previous life is exchanged for rubbing shoulders once in this life. An encounter in this life will definitely give birth to too much sweetness or happiness in the previous life. Painful memories. Everything happens by fate! A chance meeting, suddenly looking back, doomed each other's life, just for the moment when the eyes meet..."

"Damn it. Don't chant scriptures with me, your head is buzzing, stop quickly."

The fat man shook his head, sighing deeply.

As soon as he mentioned the past, he recalled the murder, his eyes began to dim, and the fat man who weighed more than 200 pounds was about to cry, and choked up: "I don't blame her. When we first left the campus together, we didn't understand the darkness of the world outside. She was also young. I couldn't stand the temptation, and then I became what I am now. I was also wrong, I shouldn't have lied to her that my family has no money, and I didn't protect her well."

Fang Yuan was speechless, he didn't want to entangle Hu Liu'an on this issue.

Wang Ba saw mung beans meeting his eyes, after all, it was a matter of metaphysics.

He just couldn't understand why the big white fat man who came through in the wind and snow and the moon fell on the chicken soup.

But when I think about it in retrospect, the fat man died miserably and still had a relationship worth remembering, but he himself has worked for most of his life, and he is still a lonely wolf king howling at the moon.

"Ow—"

Looking at the round moon above his head, the "Wolf King" couldn't help but growl.

The young men at the next table were stunned for a moment. Seeing the pile of bottles under their feet, they quietly moved the table away from him.

"Ow—"

Seeing that he was amused, the fat man also raised his voice and began to cry.

Or how can I say that they share similar tastes? It's really rare for this pair of live treasures to be unscrupulous.

I couldn't help but burst out laughing, the fat man almost burst into tears, wiped his face and took the initiative to stop the topic, "I won't talk about sad things today, we won't go home until we're drunk. Boss, let's have another five catties of lobster." Edamame and boiled peanuts are also added.”

"Okay, you two wait a moment."

The skewer guy put on airs and sang aloud.

When the stomach couldn't hold it anymore, it was already past 1:[-] in the morning, and the two brothers, who were smelling of alcohol, got up and left.

Don't think this is the end, for urban youth who are night owls, tonight is just the beginning.

"Go, Count."

"aa?" Hu Liu'an asked.

"A what a? I can still afford this small amount of money, let's go." The richer the people, the more stingy they are. inside.

"Crack."

"Hey~"

The street stall boy who was lowering his head to play with his mobile phone suddenly yelled like a dead father, "I said brother, pay more attention when you walk, if you step down, I will be in vain all night. Lift your feet quickly. Ouch, my Moonlight Treasure Box costs hundreds of dollars!"

Stand up and push people.

Fang Yuan was raising his foot and couldn't stand still. He was pushed and staggered unexpectedly, bumped into the fat man, and almost fell down.

Hu Liuan was slightly sober after being bumped, and when he saw his brother being pushed, his eyes froze, his whole body trembled, and he rushed straight to his head with a rage, "Huh?"

With a big belly, the stall boy let out a scream and rolled like a spinning top for several times before stopping. When he got up, he saw the two murderous and full of alcohol, and he shrank his neck unconsciously, and his momentum was also weak. go down.

It's not easy to do anything these days, even the little brother who set up a street stall in the middle of the night has a pair of piercing eyes, watching the posture of the drunk, he can't play tricks, and he decisively pretends to be poor as soon as his face shrinks, and sings pity with his crying face .

"Brother, brother, stand still. It doesn't matter if I fall, don't fall. Is it easy for me to keep a small business overnight? There are old and young, and there are seven or eight mouths waiting to be fed. I have nothing I can only eat ashes on the street in the middle of the night to earn some living expenses. I finally bought the goods, a Moonlight Treasure Box worth more than 300 yuan, and Supreme Treasure uses it to travel through 500 years. You can see how much you will lose."

"300 yuan, why don't you rob the bank. Just push my brother, try to get 3000 yuan less." Hu Liu'an made up his mind, and he was about to be violent.

The peddler was dumbfounded. If he encountered a weak one, he would have to extort hundreds of dollars at least.But the current posture, on the contrary, is going to break the bank.

Looking around, there are two street vendors on the left and right watching the fun, but don't expect them to come to help.In the middle of the night, there wasn't even a patrolling urban management officer. Usually, when I saw those gray skins, I would try my best to hide, but now I don't even want to see my dear urban management brother.

"Big brother, big brother... I kneel down for you. You are such a big boss, you have to bully me, a peddler who can't eat enough. Big deal, big deal... I don't want you to accompany me."

"I accompany?"

The fat man stared at the tiger's eyes, and shook his face, "Push my brother, don't leave tonight if you lose 3000 yuan."

"Fat man."

Fang Yuan grabbed the drunk fat man, "We are all civilized people, don't scare the little friends."

Picking up the Moonlight Treasure Box that was about to split in two on the ground, it looked quite old, with mantras written in Sanskrit on one side, probably "Prajna Paramita", and on the other side were the words "Moonlight Treasure Box, Traveling Through Time and Space", quite Something like that.

"Is this really the Moonlight Treasure Box?"

Seeing that there was a turning point, the peddler said with a smile all over his face, "Of course it's true, big brother, it's absolutely authentic. Look, there's also an anti-counterfeit trademark, and by the way, a poster signed by Zixia Fairy Tang Yan is also included."

"Oh...that's good, traveling through time and space is very good, I really want to go back ten years ago. I'll try... pineapple jackfruit!"

Fang Yuan raised the box above his head and shouted loudly.

"Ya~! Ya~!"

Two crows flew by.

"Pfft~"

"Hahaha~"

The two young lovers who were watching the crowd couldn't help laughing, "Where is it so funny."

"Why doesn't it work? How dare you sell fakes!" The drunk Fang Yuan was also angry, and grabbed the peddler by the collar. He is also a tempered man.

The peddler's face was distorted, and he didn't know how to deal with it. He just sighed and felt sorry for the loss of his first business tonight.

"Old Fang, the moonlight treasure box needs moonlight. The moon was covered by dark clouds just now. It will be fine. You can try again." Hu Liu'an came up with an idea seriously.

"Is that right?"

Fang Yuan looked at the sky suspiciously, and sure enough, a full moon pierced through the clouds, emitting bright moonlight and penetrating the earth.

"Brother can still lie to you, hiccup~"

Hu Liu'an held out a long belch from his throat, shaking his head and thinking, "You can't shout fast, don't you see that Supreme Treasure has to prolong the sound when shouting?"

"Huh? It makes sense. Then I'll try again..." Fang Yuan looked like a saint warrior, holding up the moonlight treasure box with one arm, "pine~radish~pine~radish~honey~!"

A group of onlookers saw two drunk men discussing how to use the Moonlight Treasure Box in a serious manner, and couldn't help laughing anymore.There was even a cell phone video recorder.The girl grabbed the handsome boyfriend's arm and acted coquettishly, "Honey, those two are like dogs."

The handsome young man snorted and said disdainfully, "Secondary Two."

At this moment, a thunderbolt exploded silently in the clear night sky, "Boom~!"

Deafening.

A fireball fell straight from the sky, and suddenly exploded near the ground into a white light, illuminating the entire night sky in an instant.All the people in the whole area who didn't close their eyes were stimulated by this burst of white light and burst into tears, and the violent explosion shock wave shattered all the glass in several streets.

After the white light dissipated, a group of spectators fell down, all stunned and dumbfounded.

Fang Yuan fell to the ground, Hu Liuan blinked, wiped his tears and smiled, "Hold the grass, you can do it, old Fang. You have summoned meteors, you must have eaten the fruit of gravity."

"Stop bluffing, give me a hand, and flash to the waist."

The two buddies, one fat and one thin, walked away with each other supporting each other.

When the peddler came back to his senses, he had long since disappeared, "I haven't paid you yet...my Moonlight Treasure Box."

"Return the bullshit treasure box, go and see if there are any meteorite fragments, if you find a piece, you will get rich."

　(This story all takes place in a parallel world, so don’t take it for granted, and don’t think too much about it. The author of this book insists on supporting the harmonious development of society. If there are any problems found in the review content, I will definitely cooperate with the revision seriously, practically, and actively, thank you! )

　　
　
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