I rake in eight trillion yuan a year by stalking people
Chapter 142 You fart while sleeping!
Chapter 142 You fart while sleeping!
【Ding!Congratulations to the host for slapping everyone in the face and rewarding 20 points! 】
The system gives great rewards.
But recently there are no package rewards, it seems that the requirement to get the package has increased now.
Finally, he glanced at the audience and found that most people's ears were red.
Zhang Yun turned his head, a trace of disdain flashed on the corner of his mouth.
Just this group of people still want to point out Jiangshan in the future, I am afraid Jiangshan will not point them out.
Back in the parking lot, Zhang Yun planned to go back to the hotel.
"Cousin-in-law, come and stay at my house!"
Zhang Yun didn't really want to go to Zhou Haitong's invitation, and neither did Li Shengnan.
"And cousin, you came to the capital and just told me today. It's too embarrassing. Come back home with me. If you don't come at my house this day, my parents will scold you!"
Zhou Haitong said that for this reason, Zhang Yun and Li Shengnan had no choice but to agree.
The two went to the hotel to check out, and then followed Zhou Haitong to the Zhou family's villa near the suburbs.
This is a group of villas, many villas are located here, and many people who were at the party just now lived here.
"Your villa is not cheap!" Zhang Yun looked at such a big house, it must have three to five hundred square meters.
"It's not expensive, only 2000 million!" Zhou Haitong said casually.
After hearing this, Zhang Yun was speechless. His villa was only 2000 million yuan, which was a fraction of the Zhou family's, and there were more villas here than in his community.
"The capital is indeed a gathering place for rich people. Han River has developed very well after becoming the central city of the country in recent years, but it is still a notch lower than the capital!"
Entering the villa, Zhang Yun was blinded when he saw such a luxuriously decorated villa. The decoration of Zhou Haitong's house was much better than that of Li Shengnan's.
When they arrived at the villa, they saw the entire Zhou family sitting inside, seemingly waiting for Zhang Yun and others to come in.
After all, Li Shengnan, a tomboy, fell in love, and his family also paid close attention to it, especially when this young man was on the rich list.
They are not like the group of young people at the party. They don't bother to understand Zhang Yun at all. They just think that the other party is a foreigner and reject him.
"Katsunan is here, is this the boyfriend? What a talent!"
Zhou Haitong's mother and Li Shengnan's aunt were very enthusiastic when they saw them come in.
Zhang Yun took the initiative to step forward: "Hello, Aunt! Hello, Uncle."
Zhang Yun was like the first time in Li Shengnan's house, he warmly greeted all the relatives who are not relatives, and he is more familiar than the previous year.
Originally, Zhou Haitong and Li Shengnan were worried about causing Zhang Yun's discomfort or embarrassment, but within 3 minutes, they successfully communicated with Zhou Haitong's family.
Since Zhang Yun is also considered a rich man, and he is not bad looking, he quickly won the favor of Zhou's family.
"Haitong, let's see how old you are. Cousin Katsunan is already dating, when will you show us your date!"
Zhou Haitongfeng's mother started to complain, and when Zhou Haitong heard this, she hurried away.
"This child, I can't say it!" Zhou Haitong's mother looked at the back of her departing daughter angrily, and then looked at Zhang Yun, becoming more and more satisfied the more she looked.
Zhang Yun's mouth can be poisonous or sweet, and it is easy to win the favor of his elders.
The family chatted until late at night before gradually dispersing, and Zhang Yun was free now.
"Xiaoyun, Katsunan, go to bed early, the room is next to your cousin's! Just one room is reserved for you." Zhou Haitong's mother finished speaking, and then went to sleep by herself.
At this moment, a trace of astringency appeared on Li Shengnan's face.
My aunt did not arrange a separate room for Zhang Yun, that is, the two of them can only live in one room.
The room was on the third floor, so the two of them took the elevator and went directly to the third floor.
"How can I sleep in one room! I'm not the kind of man who doesn't know what to do." Zhang Yun only found out in the elevator that there was only one room, so he didn't want to sleep with Li Shengnan, lest he couldn't explain it later.
When Li Shengnan heard this, his lungs were about to explode. Before she could say anything disgusting, Zhang Yun did it first.
"What's wrong, did you lose money or what?" Li Shengnan said angrily.
"I'm afraid I can't explain clearly. Besides, what should I do if you touch me at night, I am a majestic and weak man!" Zhang Yun said very righteously.
Li Sheng knocked on his cousin's room angrily.
"Why?" Zhou Haitong opened the room and looked at the two of them.
"I'll sleep with you tonight, we haven't slept together for a long time!" Li Shengnan pretended to exchange feelings.
"No! You like to fart when you sleep! I was almost smoked to death by you in bed!" After speaking, Zhou Haitong was about to close the door, but was grabbed by Li Shengnan.
"What are you talking about, tell me when I will let you go!" Li Shengnan blushed, and he could say this in private, but you can say whatever you want in front of Zhang Yun.
Zhou Haitong thought that the relationship between her cousin and Zhang Yun was already very good, that's why she said so.
"Brother-in-law, tell me, am I right?" Zhou Haitong questioned again.
Zhang Yun understood, that is, Li Shengnan really knows how to fart in the bed. Li Shengnan looks more ladylike now, and he is also fair and beautiful with long legs, but when he thinks of her farting, Zhang Yun wants to laugh.
"Don't laugh!" Li Shengnan glared at Zhang Yun.
"Did I laugh?" Zhang Yun retracted the corners of his mouth and shrugged innocently.
"Haitong, I want to sleep with you tonight!" Li Shengnan's tone was almost begging, if it wasn't for his not being able to make his aunt unhappy, she would not come, but would stay in a hotel.
"Cousin, I'm a light sleeper. It's not like you don't know that I want to sleep with you. I don't have time to go shopping with you tomorrow!"
After Zhou Haitong said this, he closed the door immediately and almost touched Li Shengnan's nose.
The two people outside the door looked at each other, and then chose to go to the next room.
Zhang Yun sat on the sofa in the room, and Li Shengnan sat by the bed.
The atmosphere was a little awkward.
Time passed minute by minute, about ten minutes later, Li Shengnan said quietly: "I'll wash first!"
After speaking, Li Shengnan went to the bathroom in the room.
After a few minutes, the sound of running water was heard.
In the bathroom, a slender, round and uneven body is being caressed by the water.
I finished washing in 15 minutes, and was about to wipe off the water to go out, but thought that the bathing time was too short, so I dawdled for 10 minutes, and then came out wearing a bathrobe.
After washing, Li Shengnan's face was ruddy, and then he opened his suitcase, took out a few bottles and jars, and started to apply.
Seeing that Li Shengnan has taken care of his skin, Zhang Yun also felt that Li Shengnan seemed to be a different person.
Next, he went to the bathroom to take a shower.
When he went to take a shower, he saw that Li Shengnan's clothes were still inside and hadn't been taken out.
Look at this cup, it's not small.
Zhang Yun took a bath very quickly, covered his whole body with body wash, and then rushed, it was over.
"Where's my bathrobe?" Zhang Yun suddenly stuck out his head from the bathroom, startling Li Shengnan who was taking care of his skin.
"I'm scared to death! Is there nothing in it?" Li Shengnan touched his chest and said.
"No, see if there is one in the closet!" Zhang Yun hid behind the door, leaving only one head.
Seeing Zhang Yun like this, Li Shengnan began to imagine Zhang Yun's figure behind the door, but he still went to find a bathrobe for Zhang Yun.
Soon, Li Shengnan found the bathrobe, handed it to Zhang Yun through the crack of the door, and left with disdain.
But the moment he turned around, his face flushed instantly.
She saw it!She saw it!
The moment the door opens!
(End of this chapter)
【Ding!Congratulations to the host for slapping everyone in the face and rewarding 20 points! 】
The system gives great rewards.
But recently there are no package rewards, it seems that the requirement to get the package has increased now.
Finally, he glanced at the audience and found that most people's ears were red.
Zhang Yun turned his head, a trace of disdain flashed on the corner of his mouth.
Just this group of people still want to point out Jiangshan in the future, I am afraid Jiangshan will not point them out.
Back in the parking lot, Zhang Yun planned to go back to the hotel.
"Cousin-in-law, come and stay at my house!"
Zhang Yun didn't really want to go to Zhou Haitong's invitation, and neither did Li Shengnan.
"And cousin, you came to the capital and just told me today. It's too embarrassing. Come back home with me. If you don't come at my house this day, my parents will scold you!"
Zhou Haitong said that for this reason, Zhang Yun and Li Shengnan had no choice but to agree.
The two went to the hotel to check out, and then followed Zhou Haitong to the Zhou family's villa near the suburbs.
This is a group of villas, many villas are located here, and many people who were at the party just now lived here.
"Your villa is not cheap!" Zhang Yun looked at such a big house, it must have three to five hundred square meters.
"It's not expensive, only 2000 million!" Zhou Haitong said casually.
After hearing this, Zhang Yun was speechless. His villa was only 2000 million yuan, which was a fraction of the Zhou family's, and there were more villas here than in his community.
"The capital is indeed a gathering place for rich people. Han River has developed very well after becoming the central city of the country in recent years, but it is still a notch lower than the capital!"
Entering the villa, Zhang Yun was blinded when he saw such a luxuriously decorated villa. The decoration of Zhou Haitong's house was much better than that of Li Shengnan's.
When they arrived at the villa, they saw the entire Zhou family sitting inside, seemingly waiting for Zhang Yun and others to come in.
After all, Li Shengnan, a tomboy, fell in love, and his family also paid close attention to it, especially when this young man was on the rich list.
They are not like the group of young people at the party. They don't bother to understand Zhang Yun at all. They just think that the other party is a foreigner and reject him.
"Katsunan is here, is this the boyfriend? What a talent!"
Zhou Haitong's mother and Li Shengnan's aunt were very enthusiastic when they saw them come in.
Zhang Yun took the initiative to step forward: "Hello, Aunt! Hello, Uncle."
Zhang Yun was like the first time in Li Shengnan's house, he warmly greeted all the relatives who are not relatives, and he is more familiar than the previous year.
Originally, Zhou Haitong and Li Shengnan were worried about causing Zhang Yun's discomfort or embarrassment, but within 3 minutes, they successfully communicated with Zhou Haitong's family.
Since Zhang Yun is also considered a rich man, and he is not bad looking, he quickly won the favor of Zhou's family.
"Haitong, let's see how old you are. Cousin Katsunan is already dating, when will you show us your date!"
Zhou Haitongfeng's mother started to complain, and when Zhou Haitong heard this, she hurried away.
"This child, I can't say it!" Zhou Haitong's mother looked at the back of her departing daughter angrily, and then looked at Zhang Yun, becoming more and more satisfied the more she looked.
Zhang Yun's mouth can be poisonous or sweet, and it is easy to win the favor of his elders.
The family chatted until late at night before gradually dispersing, and Zhang Yun was free now.
"Xiaoyun, Katsunan, go to bed early, the room is next to your cousin's! Just one room is reserved for you." Zhou Haitong's mother finished speaking, and then went to sleep by herself.
At this moment, a trace of astringency appeared on Li Shengnan's face.
My aunt did not arrange a separate room for Zhang Yun, that is, the two of them can only live in one room.
The room was on the third floor, so the two of them took the elevator and went directly to the third floor.
"How can I sleep in one room! I'm not the kind of man who doesn't know what to do." Zhang Yun only found out in the elevator that there was only one room, so he didn't want to sleep with Li Shengnan, lest he couldn't explain it later.
When Li Shengnan heard this, his lungs were about to explode. Before she could say anything disgusting, Zhang Yun did it first.
"What's wrong, did you lose money or what?" Li Shengnan said angrily.
"I'm afraid I can't explain clearly. Besides, what should I do if you touch me at night, I am a majestic and weak man!" Zhang Yun said very righteously.
Li Sheng knocked on his cousin's room angrily.
"Why?" Zhou Haitong opened the room and looked at the two of them.
"I'll sleep with you tonight, we haven't slept together for a long time!" Li Shengnan pretended to exchange feelings.
"No! You like to fart when you sleep! I was almost smoked to death by you in bed!" After speaking, Zhou Haitong was about to close the door, but was grabbed by Li Shengnan.
"What are you talking about, tell me when I will let you go!" Li Shengnan blushed, and he could say this in private, but you can say whatever you want in front of Zhang Yun.
Zhou Haitong thought that the relationship between her cousin and Zhang Yun was already very good, that's why she said so.
"Brother-in-law, tell me, am I right?" Zhou Haitong questioned again.
Zhang Yun understood, that is, Li Shengnan really knows how to fart in the bed. Li Shengnan looks more ladylike now, and he is also fair and beautiful with long legs, but when he thinks of her farting, Zhang Yun wants to laugh.
"Don't laugh!" Li Shengnan glared at Zhang Yun.
"Did I laugh?" Zhang Yun retracted the corners of his mouth and shrugged innocently.
"Haitong, I want to sleep with you tonight!" Li Shengnan's tone was almost begging, if it wasn't for his not being able to make his aunt unhappy, she would not come, but would stay in a hotel.
"Cousin, I'm a light sleeper. It's not like you don't know that I want to sleep with you. I don't have time to go shopping with you tomorrow!"
After Zhou Haitong said this, he closed the door immediately and almost touched Li Shengnan's nose.
The two people outside the door looked at each other, and then chose to go to the next room.
Zhang Yun sat on the sofa in the room, and Li Shengnan sat by the bed.
The atmosphere was a little awkward.
Time passed minute by minute, about ten minutes later, Li Shengnan said quietly: "I'll wash first!"
After speaking, Li Shengnan went to the bathroom in the room.
After a few minutes, the sound of running water was heard.
In the bathroom, a slender, round and uneven body is being caressed by the water.
I finished washing in 15 minutes, and was about to wipe off the water to go out, but thought that the bathing time was too short, so I dawdled for 10 minutes, and then came out wearing a bathrobe.
After washing, Li Shengnan's face was ruddy, and then he opened his suitcase, took out a few bottles and jars, and started to apply.
Seeing that Li Shengnan has taken care of his skin, Zhang Yun also felt that Li Shengnan seemed to be a different person.
Next, he went to the bathroom to take a shower.
When he went to take a shower, he saw that Li Shengnan's clothes were still inside and hadn't been taken out.
Look at this cup, it's not small.
Zhang Yun took a bath very quickly, covered his whole body with body wash, and then rushed, it was over.
"Where's my bathrobe?" Zhang Yun suddenly stuck out his head from the bathroom, startling Li Shengnan who was taking care of his skin.
"I'm scared to death! Is there nothing in it?" Li Shengnan touched his chest and said.
"No, see if there is one in the closet!" Zhang Yun hid behind the door, leaving only one head.
Seeing Zhang Yun like this, Li Shengnan began to imagine Zhang Yun's figure behind the door, but he still went to find a bathrobe for Zhang Yun.
Soon, Li Shengnan found the bathrobe, handed it to Zhang Yun through the crack of the door, and left with disdain.
But the moment he turned around, his face flushed instantly.
She saw it!She saw it!
The moment the door opens!
(End of this chapter)
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