I rake in eight trillion yuan a year by stalking people

Chapter 5 Is there a wife in the wife cake?
Zhang Yun opened the takeaway software and made a call.

"Hello, this is a conscience restaurant!"

A strange man's voice appeared on the other end of the phone.

"Hello, I'm a customer with the tail number 7557. I ordered takeaway from your house. Where's the meat in the green pepper shredded pork?" Zhang Yun is suppressing his anger now, making his voice sound calm.

"Look for it, there should be shredded pork." The restaurant man said.

Zhang Yun got angry when he heard this: "What do you mean there should be? Is it possible that there is no shredded pork in your green pepper shredded pork?"

Hearing that Zhang Yun's tone was wrong, the man in the restaurant on the other end of the phone was not easy to provoke: "I like to eat, if you don't eat, throw it away, no one is forcing you to eat!"

Zhang Yun didn't want to explain anymore, so he complained directly on the food delivery software and applied for a refund. At the same time, he said: "Your store introduced a conscientious store, and if it is fake, you will be fined 150 yuan. Hurry up and pay me [-] yuan." Now he doesn't want to be so simple. Forget about the store.

"You want to fart? You want to lose money. There is no shredded meat in the green pepper shredded pork. Do you buy wife cakes and give it to your wife?" The restaurant man's magical brain circuit directly caused Zhang Yun to explode on the spot.

He hung up the phone, clicked on the delivery software, gave a one-star praise, and then wrote some words with text.

The merchant immediately replied below: "If you can't afford it, don't buy it. You still want to eat meat? Eat shit!"

Zhang Yun raised the corner of his mouth slightly to see if I wouldn't smack you to death: "Does your family specialize in making shit? Your fried green peppers don't need to be poked with a needle!" followed by a thumb.

"Your house only sells shit?" the merchant replied below.

Zhang Yun ordered two dishes, opened the other mashed potatoes, and saw that the smell of spoilage spread over the surface. Zhang Yunsheng stirred the mashed potatoes a few times, and then posted it with a picture: "You still said that your house doesn't sell shit, this How to explain!"

After Zhang Yun posted it here, the store just bought a promotion on the food delivery platform, and many people who ordered food exploded instantly when they saw the comments.

"This is Papa!"

"Haha, the brothers upstairs must have been frightened when they saw this dish!"

"The merchant's culinary skills are superb, and he can actually make shit!"

"It's really rare that the problem shit is so similar!"

Other melons kept leaving comments below. Since the food delivery platform intends to have social functions, the comment area was opened, and the current comment area exploded instantly.

Everyone left messages one after another, and at the same time, some buyers who had just placed orders also posted pictures. Originally, the taste and color were very poor, so when everyone uploaded pictures, they uploaded the worst one! "

The entire comment area was occupied by Papa.

"The whole family of the person who posted the picture is dead!" Seeing that the merchant couldn't stop it, he could only curse.

Zhang Yun replied directly: "The things are bad, and the character is not good. Not to mention selling shit, the character is shit! Come and give a one-star praise!"

Under Zhang Yun's call, buyers frantically placed orders, but they always placed the cheapest orders, and then frantically returned the goods, and those takeaways that were delivered were all praised by one star, and the store's score dropped directly from 4 points to 1 point. .

This is not over, because the food delivery platform has a mechanism, that is, stores that place orders in a short time can get the top of the homepage and the function of opening the screen to recommend.

In an instant, the people of the entire Han River saw the actual situation of this restaurant.

Sure enough, the food in this restaurant was extremely poor quality.

The comment area keeps breaking rumors, basically saying that the merchants deliberately sell food that will be thrown away in the vegetable market every night, and buy expired meat. The recent shredded pork with green peppers has no meat. It is also because the government is cracking down on unknown sources of meat. , so restaurants don’t even use expired meat!

The restaurant owner saw the refund orders and bad reviews in the background at this time, and he was about to fight in the comment area when he was investigated by the police and the industry and commerce department.

"Hello, your restaurant is involved in buying and selling expired and spoiled ingredients. The masses report it. You need to go to the police station to cooperate with the investigation!"

The police directly put handcuffs on the other party, but the person from the industrial and commercial department said: "Because your restaurant's hygiene is not up to standard and you cheated customers, you are now imposing an administrative fine of 10 yuan on your restaurant. If you are not satisfied, you can add more!"

When the restaurant owner heard this, he collapsed to the ground.

【Ding!Bar value +100]

【Ding!Bar value +110]

However, the system prompt sound stopped abruptly, and Zhang Yun's face became stiff, and he only got 210 bar points, multiplied by 1.1 to get 231 bar points

Is this the fighting power of the merchant?

At this point, the panel in my mind is displayed as follows:
[Large fine-grabbing system]

[Host: Zhang Yun]

[Level of the barista: a small barbarian who has just entered the cutting edge]

[Bar value: 1936]

[Wealth: -10 yuan]

[Special Skill: Proficient in four languages]

"Ding, the host has just entered the cutting edge today, and he performed extremely well. He is a natural genius. Open the mysterious gift bag reward!"

"Ding! Congratulations to the host for acquiring Chinese, Japanese, Korean, and English language proficiency, proficiency level: proficient!"

As soon as the system prompt sounded, Zhang Yun only felt a tingling pain in his brain. At this time, a lot of knowledge inexplicably increased in his mind, all about words.

In the past, he only knew the meaning of nodding Yes and shaking his head no in English, and the meaning of Kajima and Ouba in Korean, and the meaning of ya 蠛蝶 in Japanese, but he didn't know anything else.

Now he feels that he has fully grasped the meaning of these words and can speak them.

He casually picked up a computer manual, which he bought for a month, and it was in both Chinese and English.

I saw him open the English explanation column casually, he knew all the words, and he could understand the meaning accurately, not the state of knowing the meaning of words, but unable to understand the meaning of sentences.

He opened the English website of the Voice of America on the computer, and at a glance, it seemed that he was reading a Chinese e-newsletter.

With this ability, he can apply for translation jobs!

Thinking that I was unemployed for more than a month before, now I should not have to worry about my job.

The main reason is that I can't beat others when I'm alone at home!
In the evening, after Zhang Yun casually ate dinner, he turned on his computer and wrote resumes to several large foreign companies, and it was not the kind of dry text translated by Google, but all of them were introduced in fluent English.

The only regret is that I didn’t have time to obtain the relevant certificates, but it doesn’t matter. There will be level exams for these languages ​​in the near future, and they will be held once a month!
After sending out his resume, he opened the League of Legends. He hadn't played for a day. He was just a bronze rookie in the first district, and there were many masters in the first district. He was still unable to advance, and he was abused countless times.

But he still wanted to play and advance, so he entered the game interface again, and now he needed to choose a hero.He originally wanted to choose a well-behaved hero, but with a shake of his hand, he chose Yasuo.

Others have also selected heroes one after another, and the game will start immediately!

Why does it take so long to load every time I enter the game!

As the interface changes, they start the game.

Zhang Yun also slowly entered the state, he walked in the middle.

However, teammates in the comment area posted rows of question marks.

"Are you serious?"

"Yasuo's winning rate is less than 10%, how did you do it?"

"I have a hunch that we are going to lose!"

"It's really unlucky, why did you end up with a trash!"

"Isn't this affecting my record!"

"Playing with us is his blessing!"

"+1"

"+1"

The other three teammates echoed.

When Zhang Yun saw it, he felt that his character had been insulted.

"Who are you talking about? Nima Hanbing only has a winning rate of 20.00% and you still have the nerve to blame me. There is also Barbarian King. You only have a winning rate of 15%. The Juggernaut is lower than one person and higher than three people. It actually has 25%. The winning rate is awesome!
But Xin Zhao, you have the highest winning rate, reaching an astonishing 30%, awesome! "

Zhang Yun tapped on the keyboard for a while, under the cynicism, no one on the barrage replied.

It seems that they were all embarrassed by Zhang Yun's ridicule. They were all recommended by the system, their strength is not good, and they have learned to ridicule others.

【Ding!Bar value +100]

【Ding!Bar value +110]

【Ding!Bar value +120]

【Ding!Bar value +130]

(End of this chapter)