The heavens began from the great age
Chapter 261 Imported Rat Poison
Chapter 261 Imported Rat Poison
He Yufeng really hated naughty children, especially the naughty boy Bang Gang.
But, let him kill him like he did to the little bastard and Li Yuanchao, but he really couldn't do it.
After all, it was only a minor child, and the crime was not mortal.
"Just wait and see!"
He Yufeng threw down a word, and rushed to the uncle's house, banging the door, "Master, something happened, come out quickly!"
"Who is it! It's so late!"
The uncle's voice sounded from the house.
"I, He Yufeng, uncle, if you don't come out again. If someone dies in the courtyard, don't blame me!"
He Yufeng shouted.
Then, he went to the second uncle's house and banged on the door again.
After such a heavy blow, when they arrived at Qin Huairu's house, the uncle and others had already dressed and stood at the door of his house.
"Boom!"
This time, He Yufeng didn't smash the door, but kicked it open.
"Who, what?"
The noise outside already alarmed Qin Huairu and Qin Zhangshi, the door was kicked open, both of them were startled, and asked vigilantly.
"Little bastard!"
He Yufeng ignored them and found Banggan who was sleeping soundly. He grabbed his hair and pulled it outward.
"Mother……"
The stick was in pain and woke up.
"Let go of my son, what are you going to do?"
At home, Qin Huairu only wore a blue undershirt with a bulging chest, and tried her best to stop He Yufeng.
And Qin Zhang also turned on the light here.
Little Huaihua and her sister were also woken up, crying and screaming.
"What are you doing? Ask this little bastard! Your son ate my rat poison! He even shitted in my room!"
Seeing that it was almost done, He Yufeng let go of the stick's hair and sneered again and again.
"Impossible, my stick will not steal things?"
Qin and Zhang didn't even hear clearly, so they subconsciously said.
"He Yufeng, stop! It's late at night, don't scare the child again!"
At this time, the uncle was also afraid that He Yufeng would clean up Qin Huairu's family again, so he also rushed in.
"Scare him, I'm saving him! Okay, you said he didn't steal it, right! When he is poisoned to death, then I don't care about it!"
He Yufeng threw down the stick, sealed a piece of internal force casually, turned his head and walked home.
At this time, the door of his house was crowded with people!
"Everyone, did you see it! Thieves broke into my house! They even ate my imported rat poison!"
He Yufeng pointed to the room and said.
Then, he took out the wrapping paper of the chocolate again, "This rat poison is imported! It was fine after taking it at the time, but it will take a few hours before it will take effect, and... it only works on male rats!"
The reason why he said this was that he was afraid that Bangjian would give the chocolate to Xiao Huaihua and the others.
He was still embarrassed to torture two little girls who were not yet in school.
Moreover, the upper beam is not straight and the lower beam is crooked.
With a brother like Bangge here, the two younger sisters will be white-eyed wolves in the future, and I can't blame them.
"Why is the rat poison so miraculous!"
Xu Damao asked beside him.
"Foreign medicines are so miraculous that they only work on male genes! Afterwards, the male rats that take the medicine will go berserk and bite whoever they see, thus playing the role of exterminating rats.
It's like mixing soybeans and cement, and it's even more domineering! "
The so-called mixing soybeans and cement together as rat poison is a rather magical method of eradicating rats.
After the mice eat it, the mice will look for water everywhere because the cement absorbs water.
Afterwards, the cement clotted into lumps, which made the rats miserable and eventually blocked their stomachs.
And because it is too painful, before dying, they will frantically attack their brothers, brothers, parents, and mothers, so as to achieve the effect of exterminating a nest of rats.
"This medicine is quite overbearing. After a person swallows it by mistake, there is no way to send it to the hospital, unless he eats his own shit. Otherwise, it is useless to send it to the hospital!
I've told everyone about it, if no one admits it, then I can't blame me for it!When the person is really dead and the police come to investigate, you have to testify for me! "After finishing speaking, He Yufeng looked at everyone again.
"How can there be such a magical medicine in this world!"
Xu Damao laughed and took the wrapping paper from He Yufeng's hand.
Although he didn't know foreign languages, he did see chocolate because he walked around the streets and showed movies to people.
He couldn't help laughing, but when he was about to speak, he saw He Yufeng walking up to him and put his elbow on his shoulder, "Brother Xu, you are very knowledgeable, have you seen this medicine before?"
"I've never seen it before!"
Seeing He Yufeng's smiling expression, Xu Damao was shocked and said with a smile, "I've only heard of it, but I've never seen it before!"
"Mother……"
At this moment, Banggeng's heart-rending scream came from Qin Huairu's house.
"My stomach hurts! It hurts so much!"
Then, the screams became louder and louder.
"It's over, the medicinal effect is on!"
Almost everyone in the compound knows that this naughty kid Bangge is very sneaky.Thinking back to what He Yufeng said just now, I came up with such a guess.
"He Yufeng, you are really rat poison!"
The old man asked with a serious expression.
"Can I lie to you about this? Grandpa, you can't blame me for this! I went to that house just now, and people said that his family won't steal! What if the little bastard is really dead? , but I have no responsibility at all!"
He Yufeng spread his hands.
"What's the use of talking about this now? Go take a look and send the child to the hospital!"
The first man glared at He Yufeng and ran towards Widow Qin's courtyard.
"I'll say it again! There's no point in going to the hospital for this disease! You can only fight fire with fire by eating your own shit!"
He Yufeng said again.
"How can there be such a way in this world?"
The second uncle wondered.
"Why not? The dung soup is called Huanglong Tang, also known as Huanyang Water. It is recorded in the Compendium of Materia Medica!" He Yufeng replied.
"Yes! When I was listening to the Three Heroes and Five Righteousnesses of Pingshu, I seemed to have heard about Master Pang and his friends poisoning their guests, and how about those guests vying to drink the dung soup?"
One of the sons of the third master gave a divine assist.
"First Master, Second Master, please help me. Banggeng has fainted!"
At this time, Qin Huairu ran out and shouted anxiously.
"Hurry up to the hospital!"
The uncle rushed into the house, wrapped the stick with a quilt, and ran out.
"Don't give random orders. What if you die on the way, as He Yufeng said?"
The eldest mother hurriedly stopped her husband.
"Then... how about that?"
The uncle is also a little bit waxing, and he is quite hesitant.
"What did He Yufeng say?"
Qin Huairu asked in confusion.
"He just said that it was some kind of imported rat poison and that he would die from it. He also said that there was no point in sending him to the hospital. He had to eat his own shit. I thought it was nonsense? But look at this. !”
The uncle explained while holding a stick.
"what!"
Qin Huairu was dumbfounded.
"Mom! Mom! We also ate it, so I have to die too!"
Xiao Huaihua and Xiao Dang were so frightened that they cried when they saw Banggen's eyes closed and his face livid.
(End of this chapter)
He Yufeng really hated naughty children, especially the naughty boy Bang Gang.
But, let him kill him like he did to the little bastard and Li Yuanchao, but he really couldn't do it.
After all, it was only a minor child, and the crime was not mortal.
"Just wait and see!"
He Yufeng threw down a word, and rushed to the uncle's house, banging the door, "Master, something happened, come out quickly!"
"Who is it! It's so late!"
The uncle's voice sounded from the house.
"I, He Yufeng, uncle, if you don't come out again. If someone dies in the courtyard, don't blame me!"
He Yufeng shouted.
Then, he went to the second uncle's house and banged on the door again.
After such a heavy blow, when they arrived at Qin Huairu's house, the uncle and others had already dressed and stood at the door of his house.
"Boom!"
This time, He Yufeng didn't smash the door, but kicked it open.
"Who, what?"
The noise outside already alarmed Qin Huairu and Qin Zhangshi, the door was kicked open, both of them were startled, and asked vigilantly.
"Little bastard!"
He Yufeng ignored them and found Banggan who was sleeping soundly. He grabbed his hair and pulled it outward.
"Mother……"
The stick was in pain and woke up.
"Let go of my son, what are you going to do?"
At home, Qin Huairu only wore a blue undershirt with a bulging chest, and tried her best to stop He Yufeng.
And Qin Zhang also turned on the light here.
Little Huaihua and her sister were also woken up, crying and screaming.
"What are you doing? Ask this little bastard! Your son ate my rat poison! He even shitted in my room!"
Seeing that it was almost done, He Yufeng let go of the stick's hair and sneered again and again.
"Impossible, my stick will not steal things?"
Qin and Zhang didn't even hear clearly, so they subconsciously said.
"He Yufeng, stop! It's late at night, don't scare the child again!"
At this time, the uncle was also afraid that He Yufeng would clean up Qin Huairu's family again, so he also rushed in.
"Scare him, I'm saving him! Okay, you said he didn't steal it, right! When he is poisoned to death, then I don't care about it!"
He Yufeng threw down the stick, sealed a piece of internal force casually, turned his head and walked home.
At this time, the door of his house was crowded with people!
"Everyone, did you see it! Thieves broke into my house! They even ate my imported rat poison!"
He Yufeng pointed to the room and said.
Then, he took out the wrapping paper of the chocolate again, "This rat poison is imported! It was fine after taking it at the time, but it will take a few hours before it will take effect, and... it only works on male rats!"
The reason why he said this was that he was afraid that Bangjian would give the chocolate to Xiao Huaihua and the others.
He was still embarrassed to torture two little girls who were not yet in school.
Moreover, the upper beam is not straight and the lower beam is crooked.
With a brother like Bangge here, the two younger sisters will be white-eyed wolves in the future, and I can't blame them.
"Why is the rat poison so miraculous!"
Xu Damao asked beside him.
"Foreign medicines are so miraculous that they only work on male genes! Afterwards, the male rats that take the medicine will go berserk and bite whoever they see, thus playing the role of exterminating rats.
It's like mixing soybeans and cement, and it's even more domineering! "
The so-called mixing soybeans and cement together as rat poison is a rather magical method of eradicating rats.
After the mice eat it, the mice will look for water everywhere because the cement absorbs water.
Afterwards, the cement clotted into lumps, which made the rats miserable and eventually blocked their stomachs.
And because it is too painful, before dying, they will frantically attack their brothers, brothers, parents, and mothers, so as to achieve the effect of exterminating a nest of rats.
"This medicine is quite overbearing. After a person swallows it by mistake, there is no way to send it to the hospital, unless he eats his own shit. Otherwise, it is useless to send it to the hospital!
I've told everyone about it, if no one admits it, then I can't blame me for it!When the person is really dead and the police come to investigate, you have to testify for me! "After finishing speaking, He Yufeng looked at everyone again.
"How can there be such a magical medicine in this world!"
Xu Damao laughed and took the wrapping paper from He Yufeng's hand.
Although he didn't know foreign languages, he did see chocolate because he walked around the streets and showed movies to people.
He couldn't help laughing, but when he was about to speak, he saw He Yufeng walking up to him and put his elbow on his shoulder, "Brother Xu, you are very knowledgeable, have you seen this medicine before?"
"I've never seen it before!"
Seeing He Yufeng's smiling expression, Xu Damao was shocked and said with a smile, "I've only heard of it, but I've never seen it before!"
"Mother……"
At this moment, Banggeng's heart-rending scream came from Qin Huairu's house.
"My stomach hurts! It hurts so much!"
Then, the screams became louder and louder.
"It's over, the medicinal effect is on!"
Almost everyone in the compound knows that this naughty kid Bangge is very sneaky.Thinking back to what He Yufeng said just now, I came up with such a guess.
"He Yufeng, you are really rat poison!"
The old man asked with a serious expression.
"Can I lie to you about this? Grandpa, you can't blame me for this! I went to that house just now, and people said that his family won't steal! What if the little bastard is really dead? , but I have no responsibility at all!"
He Yufeng spread his hands.
"What's the use of talking about this now? Go take a look and send the child to the hospital!"
The first man glared at He Yufeng and ran towards Widow Qin's courtyard.
"I'll say it again! There's no point in going to the hospital for this disease! You can only fight fire with fire by eating your own shit!"
He Yufeng said again.
"How can there be such a way in this world?"
The second uncle wondered.
"Why not? The dung soup is called Huanglong Tang, also known as Huanyang Water. It is recorded in the Compendium of Materia Medica!" He Yufeng replied.
"Yes! When I was listening to the Three Heroes and Five Righteousnesses of Pingshu, I seemed to have heard about Master Pang and his friends poisoning their guests, and how about those guests vying to drink the dung soup?"
One of the sons of the third master gave a divine assist.
"First Master, Second Master, please help me. Banggeng has fainted!"
At this time, Qin Huairu ran out and shouted anxiously.
"Hurry up to the hospital!"
The uncle rushed into the house, wrapped the stick with a quilt, and ran out.
"Don't give random orders. What if you die on the way, as He Yufeng said?"
The eldest mother hurriedly stopped her husband.
"Then... how about that?"
The uncle is also a little bit waxing, and he is quite hesitant.
"What did He Yufeng say?"
Qin Huairu asked in confusion.
"He just said that it was some kind of imported rat poison and that he would die from it. He also said that there was no point in sending him to the hospital. He had to eat his own shit. I thought it was nonsense? But look at this. !”
The uncle explained while holding a stick.
"what!"
Qin Huairu was dumbfounded.
"Mom! Mom! We also ate it, so I have to die too!"
Xiao Huaihua and Xiao Dang were so frightened that they cried when they saw Banggen's eyes closed and his face livid.
(End of this chapter)
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