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Chapter 275 Dog Twist: I don't welcome you!
Chapter 275 Dog Twist: I don't welcome you!
Twist was originally supposed to come yesterday, but because he couldn't buy a ticket, it was delayed until this afternoon.
It was Qiyue and Kaka who went to pick him up. Because Jiang Minglang and Zou An were still live broadcasting, there was no time to go.
As soon as Ma Hua arrived at the villa, the dog Ma Hua in the house seemed to sense it, and rushed out and barked at Ma Hua.
Ma Hua looked at the dog Ma Hua with a black question mark on his face: "Is this dog a stranger? Why didn't the golden retriever next to him respond?"
Kaka smiled and said, "This is dog twist, you forgot? It probably senses you coming, and welcomes you."
The more Ma Hua looked at it, the more he felt something was wrong: "It's not right! Gou Ma...why does this dog feel like it's going to bite me?"
Ma Hua was about to say dog Ma Hua, but when she thought about it, wouldn’t she be scolding herself?I just forced myself back.
Kaka also noticed that something was wrong, this dog Mahua had the urge to eat people: "I don't know, we didn't react like this when we came! He was like a dead dog when we came, and he didn't pay attention our."
As soon as Kaka finished speaking, the dog Twist rushed up and grinned at Twist through the car window.
This startled Ma Hua: "Oh my God! This is biting me through the car window! Does this mean you don't want me to get out of the car?"
Kaka was also a little scared and didn't dare to go down, so she could only call Jiang Minglang for help.
On Jiang Minglang's side, he had just played a game and collected a set of useless industrial fragments. He was just about to start the next round and continue to collect fragments when he saw Kaka calling himself and thought it was some accident, so he connected the phone Asked, "What's wrong?"
"No, we're already at the door. There's something wrong with the dog. He's grinning at the car door and won't let us out!" Kaka explained.
Jiang Minglang scratched his head: "Dog Twist? Isn't it usually very obedient? Why does something go wrong when it comes to Twist?"
"I don't know either! Hurry up, we dare not go down unless you come!" Kaka's voice was tinged with anxiety.
"Okay, I'll go right away." After speaking, Jiang Minglang hung up the phone, and then explained to the audience in the live broadcast room:
"Twist has arrived, but something went wrong. Dog Twist doesn't seem to welcome Twist very much. I'll go out and see what's going on!"
With that said, Jiang Minglang took off his earphones and went out.
……
"Gou Twist: I want you to name it like this! Don't hurt me, let me die!"
"Why do I feel that it is right for Gou Mahua to hate Mahua? Anyway, I also hate Mahua!"
"Twist: The name I gave you! You are not satisfied? Come on, today either you die or I die!"
"Then the twist will be cold, right?"
……
When Jiang Minglang went out, he saw Gou Mahua pawing at Kaka's car door, barking at the inside.
Jiang Minglang walked over to hold the dog twist and hugged it aside, giving way to Kaka's car, and asked Xiaoqing by the way: "What's the situation? The dog twist has turned spring?"
"Hey, no, he just hates that fat guy inside, he hates it unspeakably!" Xiaoqing gave the idea of a dog twist.
Jiang Minglang was stunned, it was the first time he had seen a twist, how could he hate twist?Is it because of the name?
"Then can you take care of the dog mahua? Don't let it hurt people?" After thinking for a while, Jiang Minglang couldn't come up with a result. Jiang Minglang could only let Xiaoqing hold the dog mahua first, otherwise it would be a disaster if he hurt the mahua.
Xiaoqing's performance was so impressive that the dog Mahua stopped barking immediately, but he still had a very unhappy expression when he looked at Kaka's car.
Jiang Minglang could only helplessly pat the dog's head to make it quieter.
After greeting Ma Hua, Jiang Minglang's live broadcast was still on, so he asked Kaka to lead Ma Hua around first, while he took the dog Ma Hua into his room. He was really afraid that the dog Ma Hua would turn around and dig out.
Going back to the room, sitting on the computer, he said, "I don't know why, the dog Ma Hua doesn't seem to like Ma Hua very much, he kind of hates him, and keeps barking at him, scaring Ma Hua so much that he dare not get out of the car."
As he said that, Jiang Minglang patted Gou Twist's head, and now it is quite obedient, and has been sitting by Jiang Minglang's computer since entering the room.
After chatting with the audience for a while, and clicking the matching button to start the next round, the door was suddenly pushed open.
Jiang Minglang thought who it was, but when he looked back, there was no one there, and when he took a closer look, it turned out to be Kaka's puppet cat.
This made Jiang Minglang very strange. This puppet cat has been in that house all the time and has never been here before. Why did it suddenly come here today?
Watching the audience ask again in the live broadcast room, Jiang Minglang explained: "This is Kaka's cat, and there is also a golden retriever. I don't usually come to this room. I don't know what's going on today. I guess it's here to play with the dog Twist. Bar."
As soon as the words fell, the puppet cat ran over and jumped onto Jiang Minglang's computer desk, staring at Jiang Minglang's computer screen.
At this time, Jiang Minglang had already entered the game and was counting down to one minute to prepare for takeoff. The Ragdoll cat's eyes were staring at the little man running back and forth inside.
Jiang Minglang poked the cat's head with his hand, seeing that it didn't respond, he guessed, "Why do I feel that it regards the people inside as mice?"
There is one thing to say, the puppet cat is very beautiful, the fluffy eyes are particularly attractive, and those blue eyes are just like a little fairy, so fascinating that people will not pay for their lives.
The audience in the live broadcast room was fascinated.
"Damn it, you might not believe me, I'm in love with a cat!"
"No, I can't take it anymore, I want to raise a kitten like this too, it's too beautiful!"
"Wake up quickly, this is the smell of money, without "Mane", you still want to raise this thing? Civet cats are not bad!"
"Stupid human, do you think I can't understand the game you play? It's so naive. How do you think the AI in the game came from? It's all under the hands of our cats!"
"Brother prodigal son, why don't you go first and let me see this little cutie for a while?"
……
At this time, the game also started, and the characters all boarded the plane. Jiang Minglang couldn't let the cat stay on his computer desk anymore, so he wanted to put it in his arms.
But Jiang Minglang didn't know whether the cat was allowed to be hugged or not, and it would be miserable.
Fortunately, Jiang Minglang didn't respond to the fact that he hugged the cat. Jiang Minglang put the cat on his lap, and the puppet cat didn't respond either, just staring at the computer screen.
"Haha, can you understand the game? Look at it so seriously? And you, can you understand it? Stare at it too! I guess Twist is not as serious as you!"
While talking, Jiang Minglang turned his head and glanced at Gou Mahua. Gou Mahua was sitting on the ground, staring at the screen as well, as if there was some magical power, which attracted Gou Mahua's eyes.
(End of this chapter)
Twist was originally supposed to come yesterday, but because he couldn't buy a ticket, it was delayed until this afternoon.
It was Qiyue and Kaka who went to pick him up. Because Jiang Minglang and Zou An were still live broadcasting, there was no time to go.
As soon as Ma Hua arrived at the villa, the dog Ma Hua in the house seemed to sense it, and rushed out and barked at Ma Hua.
Ma Hua looked at the dog Ma Hua with a black question mark on his face: "Is this dog a stranger? Why didn't the golden retriever next to him respond?"
Kaka smiled and said, "This is dog twist, you forgot? It probably senses you coming, and welcomes you."
The more Ma Hua looked at it, the more he felt something was wrong: "It's not right! Gou Ma...why does this dog feel like it's going to bite me?"
Ma Hua was about to say dog Ma Hua, but when she thought about it, wouldn’t she be scolding herself?I just forced myself back.
Kaka also noticed that something was wrong, this dog Mahua had the urge to eat people: "I don't know, we didn't react like this when we came! He was like a dead dog when we came, and he didn't pay attention our."
As soon as Kaka finished speaking, the dog Twist rushed up and grinned at Twist through the car window.
This startled Ma Hua: "Oh my God! This is biting me through the car window! Does this mean you don't want me to get out of the car?"
Kaka was also a little scared and didn't dare to go down, so she could only call Jiang Minglang for help.
On Jiang Minglang's side, he had just played a game and collected a set of useless industrial fragments. He was just about to start the next round and continue to collect fragments when he saw Kaka calling himself and thought it was some accident, so he connected the phone Asked, "What's wrong?"
"No, we're already at the door. There's something wrong with the dog. He's grinning at the car door and won't let us out!" Kaka explained.
Jiang Minglang scratched his head: "Dog Twist? Isn't it usually very obedient? Why does something go wrong when it comes to Twist?"
"I don't know either! Hurry up, we dare not go down unless you come!" Kaka's voice was tinged with anxiety.
"Okay, I'll go right away." After speaking, Jiang Minglang hung up the phone, and then explained to the audience in the live broadcast room:
"Twist has arrived, but something went wrong. Dog Twist doesn't seem to welcome Twist very much. I'll go out and see what's going on!"
With that said, Jiang Minglang took off his earphones and went out.
……
"Gou Twist: I want you to name it like this! Don't hurt me, let me die!"
"Why do I feel that it is right for Gou Mahua to hate Mahua? Anyway, I also hate Mahua!"
"Twist: The name I gave you! You are not satisfied? Come on, today either you die or I die!"
"Then the twist will be cold, right?"
……
When Jiang Minglang went out, he saw Gou Mahua pawing at Kaka's car door, barking at the inside.
Jiang Minglang walked over to hold the dog twist and hugged it aside, giving way to Kaka's car, and asked Xiaoqing by the way: "What's the situation? The dog twist has turned spring?"
"Hey, no, he just hates that fat guy inside, he hates it unspeakably!" Xiaoqing gave the idea of a dog twist.
Jiang Minglang was stunned, it was the first time he had seen a twist, how could he hate twist?Is it because of the name?
"Then can you take care of the dog mahua? Don't let it hurt people?" After thinking for a while, Jiang Minglang couldn't come up with a result. Jiang Minglang could only let Xiaoqing hold the dog mahua first, otherwise it would be a disaster if he hurt the mahua.
Xiaoqing's performance was so impressive that the dog Mahua stopped barking immediately, but he still had a very unhappy expression when he looked at Kaka's car.
Jiang Minglang could only helplessly pat the dog's head to make it quieter.
After greeting Ma Hua, Jiang Minglang's live broadcast was still on, so he asked Kaka to lead Ma Hua around first, while he took the dog Ma Hua into his room. He was really afraid that the dog Ma Hua would turn around and dig out.
Going back to the room, sitting on the computer, he said, "I don't know why, the dog Ma Hua doesn't seem to like Ma Hua very much, he kind of hates him, and keeps barking at him, scaring Ma Hua so much that he dare not get out of the car."
As he said that, Jiang Minglang patted Gou Twist's head, and now it is quite obedient, and has been sitting by Jiang Minglang's computer since entering the room.
After chatting with the audience for a while, and clicking the matching button to start the next round, the door was suddenly pushed open.
Jiang Minglang thought who it was, but when he looked back, there was no one there, and when he took a closer look, it turned out to be Kaka's puppet cat.
This made Jiang Minglang very strange. This puppet cat has been in that house all the time and has never been here before. Why did it suddenly come here today?
Watching the audience ask again in the live broadcast room, Jiang Minglang explained: "This is Kaka's cat, and there is also a golden retriever. I don't usually come to this room. I don't know what's going on today. I guess it's here to play with the dog Twist. Bar."
As soon as the words fell, the puppet cat ran over and jumped onto Jiang Minglang's computer desk, staring at Jiang Minglang's computer screen.
At this time, Jiang Minglang had already entered the game and was counting down to one minute to prepare for takeoff. The Ragdoll cat's eyes were staring at the little man running back and forth inside.
Jiang Minglang poked the cat's head with his hand, seeing that it didn't respond, he guessed, "Why do I feel that it regards the people inside as mice?"
There is one thing to say, the puppet cat is very beautiful, the fluffy eyes are particularly attractive, and those blue eyes are just like a little fairy, so fascinating that people will not pay for their lives.
The audience in the live broadcast room was fascinated.
"Damn it, you might not believe me, I'm in love with a cat!"
"No, I can't take it anymore, I want to raise a kitten like this too, it's too beautiful!"
"Wake up quickly, this is the smell of money, without "Mane", you still want to raise this thing? Civet cats are not bad!"
"Stupid human, do you think I can't understand the game you play? It's so naive. How do you think the AI in the game came from? It's all under the hands of our cats!"
"Brother prodigal son, why don't you go first and let me see this little cutie for a while?"
……
At this time, the game also started, and the characters all boarded the plane. Jiang Minglang couldn't let the cat stay on his computer desk anymore, so he wanted to put it in his arms.
But Jiang Minglang didn't know whether the cat was allowed to be hugged or not, and it would be miserable.
Fortunately, Jiang Minglang didn't respond to the fact that he hugged the cat. Jiang Minglang put the cat on his lap, and the puppet cat didn't respond either, just staring at the computer screen.
"Haha, can you understand the game? Look at it so seriously? And you, can you understand it? Stare at it too! I guess Twist is not as serious as you!"
While talking, Jiang Minglang turned his head and glanced at Gou Mahua. Gou Mahua was sitting on the ground, staring at the screen as well, as if there was some magical power, which attracted Gou Mahua's eyes.
(End of this chapter)
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