escape from tarkov garbage system

Chapter 313 The speed of going dark

Zuo An pushed open the door, and came to the two people with a "sexy smile" on his face.

He stretched out his hand to do something, but after thinking about it, he retracted his hand again, turned around and went to the toilet, and unbuttoned his pants.

This can be regarded as a shock to Jiang Minglang, and he quickly stopped him: "Don't do it! You are all men, and you won't be able to get in without lubricating oil!

And you still have a girlfriend!Are you worthy of Xiong Bai?You have to think carefully about it! "

Zou An looked at Jiang Minglang with a dark face and said, "What are you thinking? I haven't peed since I woke up. I want to come over and solve it. Can you fucking drive? Are you still a human being?"

Jiang Minglang said embarrassingly: "However, your appearance is so similar that I have to doubt it."

"It's alright, then you can quit first, do you still record videos when I go to the bathroom?" Zuo An maintained this state and looked at Jiang Minglang with a displeased expression.

"Oh, oh, oh."

Not to mention that Jiang Minglang forgot that these things cannot be photographed, so he hurriedly exited the toilet, and then closed the door.

But what Jiang Minglang didn't expect was that as soon as he closed the door with his front foot, he stepped out with his back foot. There was absolutely no more than ten seconds in between.

(It’s not that I’m black and dark, brothers who often watch live broadcasts should know, go to the toilet, get down from the seat, then go to the toilet, turn on the water, sit on the chair, and finally put on the earphones, there must be no more than 25 seconds in between !)
Jiang Minglang looked at Zuo An's face in a daze, and then at Zuo An's second child.

Jiang Minglang looked at Zou An and made him feel hairy all over. He said a little awkwardly, "You're not that, are you? Why are you looking at me like this? You have a girlfriend, be careful I tell my younger siblings!"

"No, are you going to the toilet that fast?" Jiang Minglang pointed to the toilet.

"That's right! What's wrong? There's nothing wrong with it! I've been like this since I was a child!" Zuo An said innocently.

"Fuck! Don't you think it's a bit fast?" Jiang Minglang asked doubtfully.

"Could it be 10 minutes for you to put the water in?" Zuo An asked back in doubt.

"My mother, you don't know, it usually takes about 30 seconds for a man to go to the toilet to drain the water from the time it comes out to the end.

From taking off your pants to pulling them up, it probably took you only ten seconds!

Shorty, no, let's go to the hospital to have a look!This problem seems to be quite serious. "Jiang Minglang said seriously.

"Go away, there's nothing wrong with me. If I had, wouldn't I have died a long time ago? I've been like this since I was a child!" Zou An refused without thinking.

"Then how fast are you and Xiong Bai? It won't be just ten seconds to disarm!" Jiang Minglang asked a fatal question.

When Zuan heard Jiang Minglang insulting himself like this, he opened Jiang Minglang's hand and said, "Get out, I am that kind of person, it is no exaggeration to say, at least sixty times!"

"That's fine, you can't lie to me about this! It's very important!" Jiang Minglang finally ordered with concern.

It's not easy for Jiang Minglang to talk about this kind of thing, so he can only helplessly accept Zuo An's appearance, but he still looks at Zuo An's face worriedly.

Nothing wrong!Then why so fast?

Going dark means that no matter what happened to Jiang Minglang, the business has not been done yet!The more soundly the two of them slept on the bed, the more unhappy Zuan felt.

Damn it, you guys slept alike. Throwing me outside in the corridor is really boring!
Unhappy to the end, Zuo An even felt that it was a bit cheap for the two of them to wake them up like this.

Thinking of this, Zuoan withdrew his outstretched hand and ran into the toilet again.

Jiang Minglang was about to see the expressions of Twist and the others when they got up, but he didn't expect to go to the toilet again, so he said worriedly: "Short, frequent urination, urgent urination, endless urination, this is really a disease, you still Hurry to the hospital!"

This time, I didn't have the mood to talk to Jiang Minglang anymore, so he brought out a basin of water from the toilet and said, "Do you want to come here to sober up?"

Jiang Minglang knew that he had misunderstood him when he saw Duan Shui come out, and he immediately refused, "Forget it, forget it, as long as you're fine! I'm sober!"

Zuo An glared at Jiang Minglang, but it was useless to splash the water in his hand on Jiang Minglang's face. After all, Jiang Minglang cared about himself.

Coming to Mahua and Qiyue's bed again, this time without any hesitation, he just poured a basin of water evenly on the faces of the two of them.

Have you ever had such an experience?Is it the feeling of someone splashing a basin of water on your face when you are sleeping soundly, and then waking up?
I don't have it anyway.

But Twist and July have two people.

It's autumn now, it's almost late autumn, the weather outside is already a little cold, and it's still in the morning, so it's even colder.

At this time, the two of them were sleeping peacefully under the quilt, when suddenly a bowl of water fell from the sky, like a cold eight chapters, and it smeared on the faces of the two of them at once, it was painful and cold, and a batch of stimulation .

The two woke up immediately, and one jumped up from the bed in a jerk.

It's hard to imagine, with Twist's body, how he can jump up.

It's also unimaginable how the bed could have survived such a twist without incident.

The reaction of the two people was unexpectedly great.

The quality of the bed was surprisingly good.

"Fuck! Who the hell did this?" Twist cursed even more unceremoniously.

"Who do you think it is! It must be me! Gou Mahua, good brother, what did you guys do last night?" Zuo An admitted unceremoniously, and replied to Mahua in a more aggressive tone.

Twist immediately coaxed, not wanting to be cowardly: "Hey, we didn't do anything! What are you doing? How did you get in here?"

"Didn't you do anything? Then I slept well last night, why did I run to the ground in the corridor outside? Aren't you going to give me an explanation?" Zuo Anbi asked.

Twist continued to pretend to be stupid and said: "It might be you sleepwalking! Neither of us can stop it. In the end, there was really nothing we could do, so I found you a quilt and covered you up."

Qiyue nodded on the side just like the chick pecking rice, not afraid of breaking her head.

"Ah, thank you so much!" Zuo An gritted his teeth and said "thank you" very hard.

"Haha, thank you, that's fine, there's no need for that." Ma Hua laughed.

"Gou Mahua is worthy of you. You just endured being splashed with water like this? If you want me, I can't help it!"

Jiang Minglang was on the side, thinking that watching the excitement was not a big deal, he casually fanned the flames, as if I wanted to see you guys fight.

(End of this chapter)