escape from tarkov garbage system

Chapter 335 Found it

However, this wait lasted for more than ten minutes, and when the game time was less than 5 minutes, Zuan finally came back with a limp.

This also made Jiang Minglang breathe a sigh of relief. This kid was finally back. The entire map had been read twice by four people.

Nan He also sorted the bags of several people several times. The things in the bags were re-stuck, re-stuffed, and re-stamped twice. It was impossible to hold more valuable things.

The things thrown in the ground can at least fill two more bags, and the value is about 100 million, which makes other teams envious.

Seeing Zou An coming back, Jiang Minglang quickly put his bag on him, and then the four of them went straight to the evacuation point without looking back.

"Damn it! Shorty, you fell into the toilet? You've been there for so long!" Nan He complained.

With a livid face, Zou An covered his stomach with his left hand and his butt with his right hand and said, "Stop talking, I came here because the time was almost up. My stomach still hurts! I feel like it's coming out again!"

This blow really scared a few people, if someone accidentally sprayed it out while bowing, the game would probably stop at that scene!
Not daring to let Zuan move around, Jiang Minglang helped him tidy up the keyboard casually, and then he and Nan He supported Zuoan to bow in front of him.

When bowing, I didn't dare to bend too hard, for fear of being embarrassed, I couldn't hold it back.

Of course, this strange action was discovered by the sharp-eyed audience and the commentator.

Li Suifeng said strangely: "Hey, is Zuan not feeling well! Look at him like this, when he cleaned up the keyboard, Myoshin helped him clean it up!"

As soon as he finished speaking, he saw that Zou An needed Jiang Minglang and Nan He to support him before he could walk.

"Well, it seems that he is in some physical condition and needs help when walking. No wonder the person who evacuated just now was Zou An.

I also wondered just now that the task of evacuating with things is usually done by relatively weak players in the team, and COG can't take the turn to go dark.

And I saw in the video of the players below, after Zouan evacuated, he left directly, and he didn't come back until the end. After returning, other COG people evacuated. "

Yihan analyzed: "Looking at him like this, he should have diarrhea. No wonder Myojin and the others have to delay so much. It turns out that it's over when Zuo An comes back. What a good teammate!"

The audience didn't care who his teammates were or not, they just gave him a slap in the face of his gloomy appearance.

"Oh, no wonder it took less than 30 seconds for the short one to go to the toilet to urinate, but it took more than 20 minutes for the big one. It turned out that he was assigned here."

"Hey, look at the dwarf's state, he is probably going to die in the toilet!"

"This is too tragic. You have to stand on a chair during the competition. You don't have to climb up on the toilet to go to the toilet. It's really difficult for him to squat for such a long time."

"Although I know it's a bit miserable like this, why can't I stop laughing? It's so fucking joyful!"

……

Zouan didn't know, his teammates worked hard to help conceal this matter, but the director insisted on showing it in a close-up.

At the same time, the two commentators forcedly analyzed the matter and it was almost the same as the actual situation.

If he knew, even if he blocked the hole with a plug, he wouldn't be so aggrieved.

……

Although it was said that they had gone through a lot of hardships, several people finally walked off the cold competition stage. Zao An couldn't help but scurried directly to the toilet. He probably wouldn't be able to get out in half a day.

Although the walking action was a bit funny, none of the people really laughed.

Fortunately, this time, there is only Zouan alone, and there is basically no problem in advancing, and it is just diarrhea.

If the next time, not only one person is left, but a few more people come, the game will basically be cold, if the points are not enough, then the promotion will be cold, if it is more than diarrhea, then the person will basically be cold.

Not daring to think about it, when they came to the lounge, Jiang Minglang said directly: "Don't move anything, first think about what caused the dwarf's problem.

Needless to say, we basically all ate together, and with Zhe Ying’s inexplicable visit, it must have been something from the lounge. "

"There is nothing superfluous in the lounge, except for drinking water, there is nothing else. The problem is specified to be on the water. Is that the dwarf's cup?" Ma Hua said sharply.

Nan He pointed to a cup on the table and said, "Then, this is it. When I was leaving, I saw the dwarf rinsing his mouth with this cup, and even drank the mouthwash."

"Damn it, you're so ruthless! Oh shit!" Kaka said in surprise.

Jiang Minglang was not in the mood for joking, and asked with some doubts: "Shouldn't it, could it be that she just poured medicine into the dwarf's cup? It won't be able to do any homework!"

"This is not easy. There is only one cup on the table. We all drink. He and Nan He, two old men, said they were not feeling well and wanted boiled water. And Nan He didn't drink water just now. The short guy drank alone, so he didn't win. Whoever gets hit!" Mahua pouted.

After a moment of silence, Jiang Minglang said: "Okay, that's pretty much it. If you don't want to drink good drinks, you have to drink boiled water. Now it's better. I'll probably die in the toilet!"

Qiyue, who hadn't spoken for a long time, said at this time: "Too bad, the incident of Zuo An holding his stomach and bowing just now was featured in a close-up by the director, and now many people are asking him what's going on!"

Jiang Minglang picked up his phone and took a look. Indeed, there were a lot of Aite's own fans in his fan group.

"It's nothing, it's not our fault, don't hide it from them, it's just that the dwarf may need a few more emoticons in the future, it's a bit pitiful.

I'll call the staff over first, and call the police by the way. "Speaking, I got through Xu Bin's phone.

"Hey, call someone to our lounge and bring the police with you."

Xu Bin was surprised when he heard this: "Boss Jiang, what's wrong?"

"You saw the curtain call just now, the way Zuan looked like, someone put medicine in the water in our lounge, which caused him to have diarrhea during the game, and he is still squatting in the toilet! Do you want to call the police for this matter? "Jiang Minglang said unhurriedly.

Xu Bin broke into a cold sweat with a "wow", and didn't dare to say more, he quickly said: "I'll call someone over right now, there are doctors outside the game, I'll take them over too."

"Hurry up, there is still a camera, among other things, if there is another problem with the video inside, then you can figure it out."

Jiang Minglang suddenly remembered that in movies, people often delete videos when they commit crimes. Although he knew that such a thing might rarely happen in reality, he still warned Xu Bindao just in case.

"Yes, yes, I will definitely bring the video to you in its entirety." Xu Bin didn't dare to get angry, and said in a low voice.

(End of this chapter)