escape from tarkov garbage system

Chapter 359 Pregnant!

Xiong Bai blushed, thought for a while and said, "It seems useless..."

Then, as if realizing something, he opened his mouth wide and said, "You don't think I'm pregnant, do you?"

Jiang Minglang didn't know whether to laugh or cry: "Believe it or not, it seems to be like this anyway, at least according to your current state!"

Xiong Bai was already stupid at this time, she hadn't thought of this before, but after Jiang Minglang's reminder, she also suddenly realized that the combination of these reactions seemed to be a sign of pregnancy.

Coupled with the fact that no protective measures were taken during that time, from this point of view, the possibility of pregnancy is estimated to have reached [-]%.

Jiang Minglang wanted to say something else, but then remembered that there was another fool still sleeping behind him, so he went over to wake him up.

Then I saw that Zuo An was suddenly woken up and still had the urge to get angry.

Jiang Minglang chuckled and said, "You little fool, you little fool seems to be going to be a father!"

Zuo An didn't realize it yet, and thought Jiang Minglang was scolding himself, so he retorted: "Who the hell is going to be a father, fuck you! You're the one who wants to be a father!"

Hearing Zuo An scolding himself like this, Jiang Minglang's previous smile gradually disappeared, and black lines filled his forehead.

Damn, this idiot is really hopeless, just wait for death!It's good to be a bachelor for a lifetime, find a girlfriend, have a child, and live with his stupid teammate.

No, it seems that I scolded myself...

But that's not important, the important thing is that Jiang Minglang didn't want to talk to him anymore, he turned to Xiong Bai and said, "I'm not very professional, it might not be so, you'd better go to the hospital to have a look.

But judging from this state, you almost know what the situation is, basically you can be sure, just be prepared mentally. "

Hearing Jiang Minglang's words, Xiong Bai came back to his senses, and quickly responded: "Oh! Then shall I fly to Wuhan today?"

Jiang Minglang thought for a while and said: "Well, the time is still short, it should be about 40 days, that is, one and a half months, it won't have any impact on life, just pay attention to it.

But if you're worried, you can go back first, it's okay, I can let Zuan follow you, and in that case there will be a caretaker. "

Xiong Bai quickly refused: "No need to fart, no need, it's okay, if the shorty leaves, it will affect your game, I just go back alone."

Jiang Minglang smiled wryly and said, "Do you think he will be interested in competing in your state? I guess it will take at least a while for him to return to his original state."

It wasn't until this time that Zouan felt that something was wrong, and he just looked at Xiong Bai and Jiang Minglang stupidly, not knowing what was going on in his mind, and he was completely confused.

Xie Xun'er snickered at the side and watched the reactions of the few people, and didn't make up her mind, just laughed without speaking.

Then Xiong Bai noticed her and said: "It's the same for Xun'er to take me back! You guys should go to Wuhan, as you said, time is short now, it's useless for him to go back."

"That's fine too...you fool! Still watching! What are you thinking? Are you going to watch your wife, or follow us to Wuhan?"

Looking at Zuo An's silly appearance, Jiang Minglang didn't get angry. How could this idiot find such a good girlfriend as Xiong Bai?I just can't figure it out!
However, Zouan didn't mean to answer Jiang Minglang's question at all. When Jiang Minglang said this, his thoughts came back, and he also reacted, muttering: "I'm going to be a father! I'm going to have a child!" I want to touch Xiong Bai's belly.

Jiang Minglang slapped himself on the head!I'm really speechless, these words are in vain, I'm really a fool, what should I do?Waiting online, very urgent.

Although Jiang Minglang can understand Zuo An's behavior, but understanding is nothing more than understanding. Zuo An is really stupid now, no different from the one who just came out of the mental hospital.

Looking at Zou An's appearance, it may take some time before he can return to his normal state, so Jiang Minglang took Xie Xun'er out to give the two of them a private space, and by the way, tell others about it, and watch this game How to fight.

It may be a bit difficult for Zuoan to play now, and it is estimated that Twist will still have to replace him in the quarterfinals.

It took a while to wake everyone up, and then Jiang Minglang told the slightly exciting news.

Several people were taken aback for a moment, and then they started arguing.

Kaka: "Damn it, the dwarf is going to have a four-legged gold-eating beast! Does he have the money to keep this thing?"

Nan He: "I guess Xuanhu, with his dwarf's temperament, must be disabled! The key is that he himself is disabled, and the child has not been raised yet! Everything is disabled!"

Twist: "Speaking of which, the dwarf is not married yet! Doesn't this belong to being pregnant before marriage! Then what will happen when you get married?"

Kaka: "It's not easy. We'll get married in a few days when the time comes! You won't be able to tell when your belly isn't too big yet!"

July: "I'm fucking! I don't have a girlfriend yet! He's about to have a baby?"

Jiang Minglang: "Your focus is a bit different. Shouldn't you be concerned about how we will go to Wuhan for the competition? Without a person like Shorty, there are only a few of us left."

After a short period of silence.

Nan He: "What's the use of having him? Just drink laxatives! It's better to go home and watch the child! Speaking of which, should I let the child recognize a godfather first?"

Kaka: "Damn it! Can you recognize your godfather? Then I will be the father no matter what!"

Twist: "In this way, can I play again? It's a good opportunity to attract fans and start a live broadcast. I will be the next live broadcaster in the future!"

July: "Do you want to fart? Day after day, you just wake up and dream again? Hurry up and wash your face to wake up, don't live in dreams all the time, it's not good for your health!"

Twist: "I'm the fuck, you're looking for death! Hungry tigers rush for food, oh!!!!"

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Jiang Minglang looked at the noisy people in the room speechlessly, he didn't have any constructive suggestions at all, he just wanted to be a godfather, he just wanted to have a sweet dream!
What use are you talking about these people?They're all worthless!
But speaking of it, Kaka and Nanhe here have children, a boy and a girl, and Kaka is a girl. But before they came here, their children were thrown away by their grandparents, so they brought their daughter-in-law over. , the typical child is an accident.

Then Mahua is not married yet, and she has no girlfriend in July.

Looking at it this way, it is indeed understandable for this group of people to be so unreliable.

(End of this chapter)