escape from tarkov garbage system

Chapter 372 Is Your Underpants Sticky?

Chapter 372 Is Your Underpants Sticky?

When Jiang Minglang thought about it, it seemed that this might really be the case. Several people searched the inside of the shopping mall, but they didn't see anyone, and the five people were only outside.

"Then let's go outside and take a look, mainly at the evacuation points of a few people. I feel that they should be overcast at a certain evacuation point."

When Zuo An caught up with the large army, several people clamored outside and fumbled outside.

This time is no different from the last match against BDJ, no matter how BDJ fights, the ranking will not change too much.

But this time it's a two-on-two elimination system, and this is still the first round. It's better for a few players to be safe before they advance steadily.

The five people walked out of the mall gate one after another. Nanhe, who was equipped with the killa armor and head, walked at the front of the team, followed by Kaka, Jiang Minglang, Qiyue, and Zouan.

Starting from the main entrance, start looking for people clockwise around the periphery of the entire map.

After looking for half a map, Qi Qiu said a little impatiently: "To be honest, if I were in the IG team now, then I would fight to the death to do one wave. If I can kill one person, I will do two waves." , No loss if one dies, gain if two die!"

Zuo An curled his lips and said: "What nonsense are you thinking, if you don't work hard, you can still get dozens of things out, guarding the only dog ​​tags left.

Not to mention whether they can win the battle, if they rush, one of them will die, but one of them will be missing. Two or three of them in one wave will be a few!On a one-to-one basis, three of us will die.

Then we were resurrected, and they became three-on-five, or even two-on-five. What do they use to fight?

If the last person didn't go out, the dog tags may not be picked up, and the losers.

This is still the first round, there is no need to take such a big risk.

If this is the third, fourth, fifth round, if they are still at a disadvantage, there is a high probability that they will fight desperately as you said. "

When July heard this, it seemed that this was indeed the case, and then he was a little worried: "Will they just evacuate like this?"

This time, Jiang Minglang replied: "It's hard to say, judging by their appearance, the things in the mall must have been abandoned, and they only looked for some scattered supplies outside the map.

Then we may have discovered it a little late, and it is not impossible that they ran away after searching. "

Kaka added: "Anyway, don't expect too much to see people from IG! Even if you saw it, would you say you can snatch the four of us? It's better to wash our underwear honestly!"

Crying in July, this is too bad!It's too miserable to give away four heads, and then leave me alone without getting anything!

Time passed by one minute and one second, and at the third and ten minutes of the game time, Jiang Minglang and the others had already searched the entire map, and there was no one from IG.

However, some supplies along the way were taken away, and basically nothing was left behind. It was like the devils came into the village, and what they picked up was called clean.

If we rule out the situation where the people on both sides are staggered, then IG has a high probability of evacuating.

"July, I've searched around here! If you still want to search, then you can continue to search for a while, give us something, and we will drive out in a car." Jiang Minglang saw that the search was almost done, so he was right. Called out in July.

It just so happened that the black car could only seat four people, and July was the extra one. If he was unwilling, he could continue to search for a while, and then find another place to evacuate.

July is not stupid!Looking at this position, and then looking at these four, isn't this a standard evacuation formation?There is one more, then it must be me.

What a nice way to say it, let yourself look for it again, it's obvious that you despise yourself!
"Are you despising me? Tell me to find someone, you four yo-yos?"

Then, can Jiang Minglang and the others admit it?The truth is, you can't say that in your mouth!
Jiang Minglang laughed and said: "Look at you, you have a villain's heart! If you don't like it, then you evacuate from here and I will go to another place, but these underwear...you should wash it or you have to wash it, no Someone help you."

This is a conspiracy!Although Qi Qi knew what was going on, these underwear...

"Forget it, I'll look for it again..." Qiyue said helplessly.

"That's right, look at you, the dead duck is stubborn, let's slip away first!"

With that said, Jiang Minglang divided up the money, and the four of them started to evacuate.

Looking at the back of Qiyue going away, Jiang Minglang suddenly couldn't bear it: "Zouan, how long have you not washed your underwear?"

"I don't know, it seems that I haven't washed since I came here..." Zuo An laughed.

"Is it because you squeezed it out when you had diarrhea? Did it stick to your poop? It stinks so you didn't wash it?" Jiang Minglang suddenly thought of a possibility.

"Damn it! How did you know? Did you install surveillance for me?" Zou An pretended to be surprised.

Qi Qiu couldn't bear it anymore and said, "You guys have gone too far! Then...you brought over such disgusting things? Aren't you going to throw them away?"

"What to throw? You can still wear it!" Zuo An forced a smile and pretended to be innocent.

July has experienced so many spoofs in Twist, and she is no longer familiar with the pure July before. When Zuoan said this, she decisively confessed.

"Brother! You are my own brother! I was wrong, you throw it away, and I will buy you a new one! The kind that strengthens the yang!"

"Ahem..." The beautiful lady referee behind me couldn't help coughing twice again.

Nan He: "What are you doing! Be serious! There is still a competition! How can you say that kind of thing? Really think this is in the base!"

Kaka echoed: "What are you doing! This is a competition! How can you say strong... those two words! How ungentlemanly! At least you have a well-off family in July!"

"..." Qiyue shut herself off immediately!
Anyway, I'm also a single handsome guy in his 20s!Is it really okay for you to slander me in front of beautiful women like this?Is this what brothers are supposed to do?
"Okay, don't hurt her in July, save some face! She still wants to pick up girls! It's a bit inappropriate for such a black family!"

In the end, Jiang Minglang forced a slap in the face, although he stopped the topic, but the autistic Qiyue forcefully poked two blood holes.

It's bleeding so much!
The character who controlled her in July limped towards the distance, her figure was completely lonely.

Jiang Minglang's words also made the referee's sister blush. Before the start of the match, July had asked for contact information without thinking.

Now Jiang Minglang said something about picking up girls again. Such an obvious hint, the referee girl would definitely be able to see it.

Although she really wanted to stop them from teasing her like this, these people were so shameless that the referee girl had no choice but to give up.

(End of this chapter)

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