I have a system too invincible
Chapter 1 Nima System
Chapter 1 Nima System
'bang bang bang'
In the suburbs of Fengqiu City, among an old house, an old man was banging on the door.
"Li Bin, when will you pay the rent? Last month's rent was overdue for two weeks?"
The old man yelled loudly, but no one in the room answered.
"You kid, don't pretend to be nobody. I'm here today and saw you go in with my own eyes!" the old man yelled again.
A lazy voice came from the room: "Uncle Wang, don't knock me. I really don't have any money. In a few days, I will definitely give you the money in a few days."
"What! Are you still making me wait?"
The old man outside the door was furious, and he knocked on the door panel desperately, but the door had no intention of opening it at all.
"Li Bin, I promise you! I'll wait for you for three days. If I still can't get the money after three days, I'll let you get out."
"Money, money, money, you know money."
In the room, Li Bin sat leaning on the sofa, touched the only few red notes in his pocket and muttered, "If I gave you all, what would I eat and drink?"
'Kang Bang Bang' knock on the door sounded again.
Li Bin stood up helplessly from the sofa: "Uncle Wang, didn't I tell you that I really have no money, can I not give it to you if I want money?"
"Huh? Who are you?"
Opening the door, there was a man wearing gray overalls and a low-brimmed hat standing outside.
"Hello, Mr. Li, Nima Express brings you full-time service. I am Nima No. [-] courier."
"Damn it! How dare you scold me?" Li Bin was furious when he heard that.
The courier did not answer Li Bin's words, but continued: "This is your courier, please sign for it."
"My courier?" I was so poor that I couldn't even pay the rent, how could I have the money to order a courier?
"However, whoever it is, since it's delivered, it's mine." Li Bin thought to himself, took the pen from the courier, and signed his name.
"I wish you a happy life." The courier got the receipt, said a word and left.
"Hey wait!"
Li Bin slapped his head and suddenly remembered, what he was taking was not his own courier, why did he sign his own name?
It's better to sign any name than to sign your own name!
Li Bin rushed out the door and looked around, but he didn't even see the shadow of the courier.
"It's a few tens of meters away from the corner of the street. Why did this person just disappear?"
After he couldn't figure it out, Li Bin looked at the palm-sized box on the table, picked it up and shook it, and could still hear the shaking sound inside.
"Let me see, what's in the express delivery?"
When the box was opened, a card popped out.
"Do you want to get rich overnight? Do you want to become famous overnight? Do you want to be worth over [-] million? Nima Company brings you the Nima System to help you realize your dreams and achieve the pinnacle of your life."
"What kind of shit company is this?" Li Bin took a look and threw the card away. Everyone wants to live in a luxury house, drive a luxury car, and travel around the world with beautiful women in their arms, but is it realistic?
Li Bin replied directly in his heart: "It's unrealistic."
Opening the box and looking at it casually, there is only a metal bracelet and a note inside.
I spread out the note and saw that it said, Nima Company Nima System Instruction Manual.
This Nima system is a special item that can only be signed to one host and cannot be replaced once used.
How to use: Wear the bracelet on your arm and say 'Nima 1123' silently.
After reading the instruction manual, Li Bin put the bracelet on his arm in doubt, and said 'Nima 1123' silently.
I closed my eyes and waited for a while, but nothing special happened.
"Holy shit, I'm so fucked up that I don't even believe this kind of thing!" Li Bin made a move to take off the bracelet on his arm.
'hum, buzz'
Suddenly, the hum of the machine was heard in the room, and a mechanical voice said.
"The Nima system is matching with the host, the matching is complete!"
"Start pulling the spirit of the host."
"Pull the spirit? What?" Li Bin was still wondering.
Suddenly a strong sense of dizziness hit, I just felt dazed, and opened my eyes again to find that the surroundings had become extremely dark.
The mechanical voice is still ringing: "The host's spirit is pulled, and the scene generation starts."
The darkness in front of Li Bin disappeared little by little, and the ocean, beach, and bikini beauties all appeared in front of Li Bin, and Li Bin could even hear the sound of the tsunami coming from the rolling waves.
"This, isn't this Maggie Beach!"
"Why did I come here all of a sudden?" Meiji Beach is famous for its many beauties, and Li Bin has always wanted to see her.
The mechanical sound was still ringing, waking Li Bin up suddenly.
"The scene generation is complete, and the host search is started."
"What? This is all fake?" Li Bin walked into the sea in disbelief, stretched out his hand to touch it, and could still feel the slippery water.
But the next scene dispelled Li Bin's thoughts, and lines of subtitles flashed in the sky.
Host: Li Bin.
Body: 65, very poor physical fitness.
IQ: 60, below average.
Personality: Inferiority, cowardice, extreme self-esteem.
Looking at the subtitles in the sky, Li Bin wanted to curse people, and after thinking about it carefully, some of what the system said was right, but it couldn't just be displayed like this, sir, I don't want to lose face?
Li Bin stretched out his hand, pointed to the sky and shouted: "Nie Ma, you are shameless. Although my master is not very good now, I will defeat tall, rich, handsome, white and beautiful people in the future!"
The mechanical voice continued without being disturbed by Li Bin.
"Host retrieval completed."
'drop'
The mechanical voice, as usual, suddenly paused, and then continued.
"Because the host's ability is too low, the permission to use Nima Bean is released, and the task generation is started."
"Damn! Nima, you are shameless!"
Li Bin, who was standing on the beach, was furious, pointing at the sky and growling: "Nimma, you humiliated me again."
With Li Bin's roar, light music suddenly sounded in the sky, do you have a dream?Do you have a mission?Nima system is here to help you.
"Come on, say it."
A seductive voice sounded: "Tell me your dream and mission, and the NIMA system will tailor a perfect plan for you, allowing you to reach the pinnacle of life."
"I have no dream or mission. I am just a salted fish."
Li Bin rolled his eyes, and at the same time said secretly in his heart: "I have humiliated me twice, do you want to do it again now? What I want to do, I can do by myself."
The emotionless mechanical voice sounded again: "The task generation is completed, mode: random, and the image of the service host is to be calibrated."
Li Bin was stunned at this time, seeing the girl suddenly appearing in front of him, the shock in his heart could not be expressed in words.
"This hell, can even make people?"
(End of this chapter)
'bang bang bang'
In the suburbs of Fengqiu City, among an old house, an old man was banging on the door.
"Li Bin, when will you pay the rent? Last month's rent was overdue for two weeks?"
The old man yelled loudly, but no one in the room answered.
"You kid, don't pretend to be nobody. I'm here today and saw you go in with my own eyes!" the old man yelled again.
A lazy voice came from the room: "Uncle Wang, don't knock me. I really don't have any money. In a few days, I will definitely give you the money in a few days."
"What! Are you still making me wait?"
The old man outside the door was furious, and he knocked on the door panel desperately, but the door had no intention of opening it at all.
"Li Bin, I promise you! I'll wait for you for three days. If I still can't get the money after three days, I'll let you get out."
"Money, money, money, you know money."
In the room, Li Bin sat leaning on the sofa, touched the only few red notes in his pocket and muttered, "If I gave you all, what would I eat and drink?"
'Kang Bang Bang' knock on the door sounded again.
Li Bin stood up helplessly from the sofa: "Uncle Wang, didn't I tell you that I really have no money, can I not give it to you if I want money?"
"Huh? Who are you?"
Opening the door, there was a man wearing gray overalls and a low-brimmed hat standing outside.
"Hello, Mr. Li, Nima Express brings you full-time service. I am Nima No. [-] courier."
"Damn it! How dare you scold me?" Li Bin was furious when he heard that.
The courier did not answer Li Bin's words, but continued: "This is your courier, please sign for it."
"My courier?" I was so poor that I couldn't even pay the rent, how could I have the money to order a courier?
"However, whoever it is, since it's delivered, it's mine." Li Bin thought to himself, took the pen from the courier, and signed his name.
"I wish you a happy life." The courier got the receipt, said a word and left.
"Hey wait!"
Li Bin slapped his head and suddenly remembered, what he was taking was not his own courier, why did he sign his own name?
It's better to sign any name than to sign your own name!
Li Bin rushed out the door and looked around, but he didn't even see the shadow of the courier.
"It's a few tens of meters away from the corner of the street. Why did this person just disappear?"
After he couldn't figure it out, Li Bin looked at the palm-sized box on the table, picked it up and shook it, and could still hear the shaking sound inside.
"Let me see, what's in the express delivery?"
When the box was opened, a card popped out.
"Do you want to get rich overnight? Do you want to become famous overnight? Do you want to be worth over [-] million? Nima Company brings you the Nima System to help you realize your dreams and achieve the pinnacle of your life."
"What kind of shit company is this?" Li Bin took a look and threw the card away. Everyone wants to live in a luxury house, drive a luxury car, and travel around the world with beautiful women in their arms, but is it realistic?
Li Bin replied directly in his heart: "It's unrealistic."
Opening the box and looking at it casually, there is only a metal bracelet and a note inside.
I spread out the note and saw that it said, Nima Company Nima System Instruction Manual.
This Nima system is a special item that can only be signed to one host and cannot be replaced once used.
How to use: Wear the bracelet on your arm and say 'Nima 1123' silently.
After reading the instruction manual, Li Bin put the bracelet on his arm in doubt, and said 'Nima 1123' silently.
I closed my eyes and waited for a while, but nothing special happened.
"Holy shit, I'm so fucked up that I don't even believe this kind of thing!" Li Bin made a move to take off the bracelet on his arm.
'hum, buzz'
Suddenly, the hum of the machine was heard in the room, and a mechanical voice said.
"The Nima system is matching with the host, the matching is complete!"
"Start pulling the spirit of the host."
"Pull the spirit? What?" Li Bin was still wondering.
Suddenly a strong sense of dizziness hit, I just felt dazed, and opened my eyes again to find that the surroundings had become extremely dark.
The mechanical voice is still ringing: "The host's spirit is pulled, and the scene generation starts."
The darkness in front of Li Bin disappeared little by little, and the ocean, beach, and bikini beauties all appeared in front of Li Bin, and Li Bin could even hear the sound of the tsunami coming from the rolling waves.
"This, isn't this Maggie Beach!"
"Why did I come here all of a sudden?" Meiji Beach is famous for its many beauties, and Li Bin has always wanted to see her.
The mechanical sound was still ringing, waking Li Bin up suddenly.
"The scene generation is complete, and the host search is started."
"What? This is all fake?" Li Bin walked into the sea in disbelief, stretched out his hand to touch it, and could still feel the slippery water.
But the next scene dispelled Li Bin's thoughts, and lines of subtitles flashed in the sky.
Host: Li Bin.
Body: 65, very poor physical fitness.
IQ: 60, below average.
Personality: Inferiority, cowardice, extreme self-esteem.
Looking at the subtitles in the sky, Li Bin wanted to curse people, and after thinking about it carefully, some of what the system said was right, but it couldn't just be displayed like this, sir, I don't want to lose face?
Li Bin stretched out his hand, pointed to the sky and shouted: "Nie Ma, you are shameless. Although my master is not very good now, I will defeat tall, rich, handsome, white and beautiful people in the future!"
The mechanical voice continued without being disturbed by Li Bin.
"Host retrieval completed."
'drop'
The mechanical voice, as usual, suddenly paused, and then continued.
"Because the host's ability is too low, the permission to use Nima Bean is released, and the task generation is started."
"Damn! Nima, you are shameless!"
Li Bin, who was standing on the beach, was furious, pointing at the sky and growling: "Nimma, you humiliated me again."
With Li Bin's roar, light music suddenly sounded in the sky, do you have a dream?Do you have a mission?Nima system is here to help you.
"Come on, say it."
A seductive voice sounded: "Tell me your dream and mission, and the NIMA system will tailor a perfect plan for you, allowing you to reach the pinnacle of life."
"I have no dream or mission. I am just a salted fish."
Li Bin rolled his eyes, and at the same time said secretly in his heart: "I have humiliated me twice, do you want to do it again now? What I want to do, I can do by myself."
The emotionless mechanical voice sounded again: "The task generation is completed, mode: random, and the image of the service host is to be calibrated."
Li Bin was stunned at this time, seeing the girl suddenly appearing in front of him, the shock in his heart could not be expressed in words.
"This hell, can even make people?"
(End of this chapter)
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