If you don't animate, you will die

Chapter 95 The Most Underrated Animation ([-] in [-] [-] words)
Wu Qi watched the content of the three episodes that were aired later. In the third episode, there was a data analysis commentary from aliens, "Earthlings, it is difficult to distinguish from the front and the back, but from the side Look, the two are distinguished by the size and position of the energy ball in the body. The energy ball of the female player is on the upper part, with A to Z, a total of 26 different energy levels.

The higher the level of the energy ball, the greater the lethality to the male golfers. If it is light, it will cause their heart paralysis, and if it is serious, it will cause excessive blood loss, and even cause adverse reactions to the lower energy ball, which will lead to congestion and swelling of the lower energy ball. , unable to take care of themselves, etc.”

After the analysis by alien analysts, the aliens decided to attack Xiao Min, and Xiao Min appeared on the big screen in front of the second prince and the others with her schoolbag on her back, "Fortunately, this female player's level is only Grade A, it shouldn’t be difficult to get started.”

Two data pointers pointed to Xiao Min's chest, and a pair of letters A appeared together with them. The aliens discussed for a while and decided to use the intelligent machine man made by data analysis to seduce Xiao Min.

In the end, it still failed in a funny way. Who would have thought that the intelligent robot sent had a yellow spherical head, which was the same as the protagonist of the assassination classroom. Xiao Min, who came back from the police station, was shocked when she saw it. Jump and kick the opponent away with one kick.

Then, Dad came and beat up the alien.

The reason why Xiao Min went to the police station was because her father had not been home for many days, but the police told her that her father would disappear more than a dozen times a year, and he might come back in a few days.

After returning home, Xiao Min looked at the empty room in despair, and couldn't help crying. There had been no one else in the house for many days, and her father hadn't appeared for many days.

Memories of being at home with my father kept flashing in my mind, "Where did you go? Tell me the time."

Xiao Min's voice trembled, and she squatted on the ground and cried. The room was very empty at night, and she was the only one crying in the dark. The cry echoed in the room and spread gently to the door.

Outside the door, Uncle Ya heard his daughter's cry, and put his hand on the door. He can't tell anyone his identity now. The two are separated by a door, one doesn't know the truth, the other dare not to bother.

Although he became a superhero, although he lived next door to Xiao Min, although the villains were all weak and defeated by him in a very funny way, but facing the loneliness of his relatives, he could not accompany him, even Can't tell the truth.

The contrast between previous and current identities, the conflict between mission and goal, is finally revealed to the audience at this moment.

The next day, Uncle Ya made Xiao Min a breakfast, an egg, a few slices of bread, a bowl of porridge, a glass of milk, and a letter saying "Breakfast, eat while it's hot."

Xiao Min stared blankly at the breakfast. She had just woken up, and she was wearing a crop top that looked very sexy. Xiao Min here was painted as beautiful as a goddess in a painting.

While commenting on how beautiful Xiao Min's waist is, the barrage was full of tears and moved the barrage.

In this episode, the only non-funny source, the only emotional outlet, Xiao Min stood up and added a color to this animation.

Outside the door, after Uncle Yao put breakfast for Xiao Min, he sighed, "Oh, there is no other way. I can only rely on this method to slow down. I must find a way to change back."

Behind him, there was a hand on Uncle Ya's shoulder, "Hello?"

"Pfft!"

A hand passed through the uncle's chest, blood spattered.
The third episode ends here, and the fourth episode that follows immediately resolves the crisis created in the previous episode.

The person who ripped open Uncle Yao's chest with one hand was the second prince. He finally couldn't help but take action himself. His men always failed, so he pulled his hand out of Uncle Yao's chest.

"Earthlings are still flesh and blood after all, and if they are pierced through, they will be completely useless, not to mention the thousand-year love enema that I have practiced for a long time!"

Then, something unexpected happened to the second prince. The wound he had just stabbed disappeared.

"What, didn't I stab you just now?"

"Be careful what you say, it will cause unnecessary misunderstanding if the neighbors hear it."

"No, it's impossible, it was already inserted just now!"

"Hey, why are you talking more and more energetically?"

"It's not wrong, I just stuck in from behind you."

The word of the tiger.

The second prince stabbed him several times in succession, and he tore up Uncle Ya's clothes. As a result, every wound healed instantly.

Uncle Ya knew that this was a superpower he got by drawing a lottery, and the second prince was furious, so he stabbed him on the chest. Uncle Ya saw that he was fine, so he picked his booger contentedly.

The second prince, who was tired of inserting it, finally stopped, and the uncle also dug out the booger, and then threw it on the ground in disgust. The second prince was lying on the ground panting, but saw a small dark green ball The object, he grasped, squeezed, and bounced a little.

He picked it up, "Is this something you dropped? Give it back to you?"

He took the booger and stretched it towards Uncle Ya, who avoided it like a snake, "Take it away! It's so dirty!"

The second prince showed a confident smile, "Oh, it's exactly as I guessed, so it's your weakness!"

"It's repulsive to your body. I've been playing with this thing just now, so I don't have time to pay attention to my attack."

"I can know the essence of this thing as soon as I taste it, and then I can find a way to restrain you. Are you afraid?"

As he said that, the second prince licked his tongue, and the uncle was shocked, "No! Don't eat it!"

Hearing Uncle Yao's answer, the second prince thought he had really caught the opponent's weakness. He smiled and retreated to the edge of the stairs, "Hey hey hey hey, don't try to grab it, don't try to grab it, I've already eaten it!"

There was a lot of hahaha on the barrage, this second prince from another world is a bit stupid, and then, the idea of ​​animation came.

The second prince flew into the sky with magic, and he wanted to gather all the boogers in the world.

The next moment, the camera began to switch continuously. On the bus, a round air bubble floated out of the noses of many people. The air bubble passed through the window, flew out of the car, and finally floated into the sky, where it disappeared.Then, in schools, workplaces, on the road, and African tribes, everyone's snot bubbles flew up one by one.

In a panoramic shot, countless snot bubbles floated up from the earth, and all of them condensed on the top of the second prince's head, forming a huge booger ball.

The second prince wanted to use this big ball to smash the uncle to death, but the uncle was shocked, if it fell down, the city would be destroyed, just halfway through the conversation.

The second prince lost control of the big ball, and with a bang, he was pressed under the big ball.

"Hahahaha!"

The bullet screen burst into laughter, and Uncle Ya also complained, "Is this equivalent to the people on earth working together to defeat the enemy?"

Unexpectedly, the second prince didn't die, his whole body was dyed dark green, and he flew up with a booger ball, "I will make your death a little easier."

"It's not fun to be killed by boogers! Also, I can't let my home and my daughter be stained with boogers!"

"Very good, what a sentimental and righteous plot, super hero, before you die, report your name."

Uncle Ya shouted, "My name is Daddy!"

"What a humble name, then Dad, let's turn into dung with the homeland you guard!"

The two shouted at each other, "No one can call me my name except Xiao Min!"

"What's wrong with my name? Dad! Dad! Dad! Dad..."

The second prince yelled, dragging a booger ball and throwing it at Uncle Ya, who also yelled, "Shut up!"

He waved the slipper and threw it at the second prince, "Crack!"

It was the sound of slippers hitting human flesh, but Uncle Ya obviously didn't throw this shoe out?It turned out that the shoe happened to hit Xiao Min who had just walked out the door.

Moreover, the sole of the shoe just fell on Xiao Min's face.

Uncle Ya was trembling all over, with sweat on his forehead, "Little, Xiao Min, look at the sun today is really big and round."

The hand waving the slippers was also put down, and a large "Danger!" floated across the bullet screen.

Sure enough, the next moment, Uncle Ya was pushed to the ground by Xiao Min and beat him violently. Regardless of the second prince who was still floating in the sky, he punched Uncle Ya heavily in the face.

"I told you to be quiet early in the morning, and you are still calling dad, dad, dad outside. I don't know if I can't find my dad recently, are you feeling lost?"

It turned out that Xiao Min couldn't see the second prince now, but only knew that Uncle Ya was making noise outside her house early in the morning.

The second prince looked at Xiao Min who was beating the superhero, and suddenly, his face turned red, and an old English love song also played at this moment.

'啊，这一招一式，一举手，一投足，让我想起了幼年时被母亲大人胖揍的时光，那时候的母亲，是多么地爱我。 '

'Hit me and scold me every day, I'm so happy! '

'But why did she leave me?Every punch hits my heart...'

The second prince's expression was melancholy, his face flushed slightly, as if he remembered something that made him happy.

On the barrage, "Why is this person so sloppy?"

"It turned out to be a shaking M"

The second prince's inner monologue continued, "It turns out that there is such a beautiful woman like my mother on earth!"I want her to be my wife, I am willing to give her my whole heart! '

The second prince dropped a big ball of boogers in the sky, he flew to the edge of the balcony, looked at Xiao Min who was beating the uncle, he stretched out his hand, although his body was covered with boogers, but his expression was still affectionate, "There are not enough common people in this area!" In order to let you go all out, as long as you kiss the back of my hand, you can become my woman, and I will reward you with the opportunity to beat me every day, and I can change eight different screams to please you~ "

This extremely M-shattering speech made many viewers laugh out loud, and the barrage was full of hahaha. Sure enough, except for Xiao Min, the other characters were all for laughing.

But Xiao Min ignored him and returned to the room alone.

After the duel between the second prince and his father, the second prince decided to take off his spiritual outfit, so that he could be seen by Xiao Min, and he had to find a way to please Xiao Min.

In another world, after the analysis by the strategists of the Second Prince's team, "If you want to please the people on Earth, it is best to give Xiao Min a house."

The second prince waved his hand, "Okay, I bought the whole building!"

The next moment, the second prince and his subordinates stood there by the advertisement wall next to the street in the community, "Such a small house, why are there so many zeros behind it?"

"How about it, can we afford it?" The second prince looked at his advisor.

The consultant shook his head, "According to the joint exchange rate of the universe, we can only buy a 50-square-meter shared house 10 kilometers away from here with all our money."

"How is this possible? I must live near my princess!"

"What about the loan?"

"I told the house seller that I wanted to apply for a 500-year loan term, but he said I was out of my mind."

The second prince raised his forehead, "How short is 500 years? Is this cursing me to die?"

However, the second prince still made up his mind. In a mysterious place, the second prince made a deal with a group of bearded men in pink maid outfits. He sold his spaceship, and then went to the old Wang next door. Rent here.

So far, the fourth episode is over, and the fifth episode has relatively few funny parts. When it comes up, it is a memory kill in a dream.

Uncle Yao thought of the past days. He worked hard outside, worked hard to make money, and pleased his boss. He designed a great toilet seat, won a prize, and became a winner in life.

However, because of the success of his career, he also drifted away. He had dinner with a few women, and during this time he received a call from his wife, "The faucet at home is broken again, come and fix it quickly, Xiao Min Halfway through the shower, you'll catch a cold."

He was accompanied by beautiful women, and there was good wine and good food in front of him. He replied impatiently: "You can just find a repairman, and you can find me for such a small matter?"

Later, he actually slept with another woman and cheated on her. On the bed in the hotel, he received a breakup call from his wife that they were divorcing.

At this moment, Uncle Ya woke up from the bed, sat up abruptly, and took a few breaths in a row. The guilt towards Xiao Min came to mind. The content of this animation other than being funny has just begun.

When he woke up, he found that the second prince was actually sitting on him, and Lao Wang also rushed over. When he saw the posture of the two, Lao Wang smiled knowingly, and they laughed and bickered again.

But there was a knock on the door. It was Xiao Min who knocked on the door of the old Wang's house. When he opened the door, Xiao Min was only wearing a white bath towel and nothing inside. This place, at Wu Qi's request, was opened in-depth optimization.

Xiao Min's skin luster, water droplets and blush on her body are all drawn, and her body lines and shy expression make the audience outside the screen say "I can do it!"
In the previous life, the scene in the animation was too ordinary. Wu Qi felt that it was a great regret that Xiao Min was drawn so ugly. In this life, it can be regarded as helping him to make up for this regret.

The color of the barrage also changed instantly, all the barrages turned yellow, and a group of people shouted "I can!"

"Wife!"

"Xiao Min is mine!"

Such bullet screens rolled in pieces, Wu Qi also showed a smile.

It turned out that Xiao Min was taking a bath. Halfway through the bath, the faucet broke. She came to ask for help. Uncle Ya was taken aback. He remembered the dream just now. In the dream, he heard similar words, yes, his family The faucet has not been repaired, it is his fault.

Therefore, he and the second prince volunteered to help. During the process of repairing the faucet, the second prince learned the identity of the protagonist. It turned out that the protagonist, Uncle Ya, was Xiao Min's father.

The second prince wanted to tell Lao Wang the news, but what he said was a bunch of gibberish characters that Lao Wang couldn't understand. It turned out that the identity of the father-in-law could not be told to others.

In a different world, a demon king dressed in black is asking his subordinates, "Hmph, this villain has completely disgraced our Oriental Wuji Painting Kingdom!"

In front of the Demon King, the voice of a minion who was kneeling on the ground trembled, "The Almighty King is happy and angry. The prince must have his own plan. He must want to conquer the earth step by step by reproducing future generations."

The Demon King waved his hand, "That's enough, don't protect him anymore! I guess he still doesn't know how big a mistake this traitor has made."

The devil looked at the second prince who was still on the earth, someone knocked on the door of the old Wang's house, and the second prince opened the door with a flattering expression, "Xiao Min, what else can I do for help?"

The second prince had a flattering face and was very humble.

In another world, the Demon King is furious!
"How did he degenerate like this? Has he forgotten that he is a married man?"

Outside the door, he was greeted by a woman with a barb and long tail. The woman had no expression on her face, and her voice was clear, "Damn ghost, who are you calling?"

Seeing this, many viewers also realized that the next few episodes will return to being funny again.

However, the family affection shown in the last few episodes has added a lot of color to this animation, and many people who have seen it here have new expectations. When will Uncle Ya reveal his identity?

What is the ending of the story?

At first, people thought it was a superhero animation. After it started broadcasting, many people thought it was a funny animation. Now, there are more tears besides being funny. They don’t know what kind of plot will unfold in the future. It is clear that those who watched the fifth episode are more looking forward to the progress of the story than when it first aired.

However, God Zhang still did not appear.

Judging from the current few episodes, it ends with family love and interspersed with funny plot lines. This is an excellent animation, because of "The Last Mercy" and because Wu Qi said that there is a new work.

Their attention is still elsewhere. Fans are waiting for Wu Qi's new moves. Passersby think this animation is excellent, but it is not amazing enough.

How would they know that this animation is the most important feature-length work of Dongfang Pictures this year, and at the same time, it is also the most underrated animation. .

However, before they can see the follow-up plot, the documentary "How the Figure Was Made" produced by Oriental Pictures will be broadcast tomorrow.

　Five thousand words.

　　
　
(End of this chapter)