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Chapter 187 Intensive jokes

On the stage, Ye Xia hurriedly said to Xu Shan: "Teacher Xu Shan, please sit down. To be honest, I really like the beginning of your book. Three sentences have captured people's hearts. Please read it to everyone." Let's go!"

When the audience heard Ye Xia's words, they couldn't help but scream in their hearts that the host was really too bad, too bad, there was nothing in it, and Xu Shan insisted on reading it out, but...why did they expect that so much?
Ye Xia had already arrived in front of Xu Shan, and opened the book very "enthusiastically", pointed at the content on it, then returned to her seat, and stretched out the book to Xu Shan. He stretched out his hand, the meaning is very obvious, that is: Please start your performance.

After Xu Shan took the book, he was already a little confused, and flipped back in disbelief, but the content was the same, it was blank, what the hell is this book?
This is a notebook with the title of the book printed on it, okay?
Xu Shan laughed angrily at Ye Xia's shamelessness. His shoulders shook unnaturally, and he pointed at Ye Xia and then at the book in his hand.

Ye Xia said with a smile at this time: "Mr. Xu Shan, I would like to read it to everyone. The beginning is really shocking. The three sentences captured my heart. Let me share my emotion with you."

Xu Shan took a deep breath and said in a deep voice: "The words are like this. This is my last book. I will never stop writing. This book is my greatest passion..."

Ye Xia pointed it out directly: "Isn't it a bit contradictory, Teacher Xu? This is your last book, and you never stop writing. Do you still write or not?"

wow~
Applause and laughter~
Xu Shan was obviously confused by Ye Xia's continuous oppression.

This is my last book and I will never stop writing it.

However, after Xu Shan heard Ye Xia's question, he immediately reacted and said, "Next... I'll just draw after this. Sometimes drawing may be more convincing."

For Xu Shan's quick response, another round of warm cheers and applause erupted at the scene.

Hearing that Xu Shan was so alert, Ye Xia knew that this was over, but there was still.

"Oh, that's right, then turn the book to page 27." Ye Xia said to Xu Shan again.

Xu Shan flipped back, but he couldn't help himself, and laughed again, mainly because of Ye Xia's serious nonsense, and he had to cooperate here, because it was already agreed when he came to participate in the show , can only say yes, cannot refuse.

Ye Xia said: "I don't know how you feel when you see this paragraph, but I... I sometimes want to cry when I see this paragraph, you know, because that paragraph is very sensational, Mr. Xu Please read this paragraph on page 27 to everyone."

When Ye Xia spoke, he had a very sad tone. After he finished speaking, he took a few tissues from the table and prepared them in his hands. Like tears.

The helplessness on Xu Shan's face was very obvious, but he had to cheer up because the audience was still waiting for him to be sensational.

"It was a... snowless winter... the sky was just getting bright... When I went to school in the morning, I found a ham sausage on the ground. When I was about to pick it up, I suddenly felt a sharp pain in my buttocks. I looked back ...and found out it was a dog..."

When Xu Shan was sensational, the laughter at the scene basically never stopped. After finally finishing speaking, he looked at Ye Xia again.

For Xu Shan, the current stage feels a little hot, and he really can't sit still.

"Is what Xu Shan said good?" Ye Xia shouted to the audience.

"it is good!"

"Oh, this show is over so soon, I really miss Mr. Xu Shan." Ye Xia said.

When Xu Shan heard Ye Xia's words, tears almost fell down. Don't be reluctant, it's better to be willing. It's finally over, and it's too tortured.

But he was just happy, and even showed his expression slightly, but Ye Xia changed the subject: "But at the end, so, let's turn to page 52 of this book, this poem written by Mr. Xu Shan, we Let's read it to everyone together, okay?"

Xu Shan's mood that had just been relaxed, suddenly lifted up again. Fortunately, his mental quality is not bad, otherwise he would have to let this column give him a heart attack. It's like a roller coaster, and it's too exciting up.

After Ye Xia finished speaking, she stood up holding the book "Tears of Regret" and motioned for Xu Shan to follow to the front of the stage. Xu Shan followed Ye Xia to the front of the stage somewhat confusedly.

叶夏指着那本书的第“52”页，对着徐山说道：“这样，我说这首诗的第1、3、5、7、9句，您说第2、4、6、8、10句，好吗？”

"Ah~~~~~~~Okay...okay..." Xu Shan reluctantly agreed.

"Music!" Ye Xia shouted.

A burst of soothing music came out, Ye Xia stretched out his right hand, swung it 45 degrees to his front right, and said affectionately: "Ah~"

After finishing speaking, he pushed the book to Xu Shan, meaning that my first sentence is over and it's time for your second sentence.

Xu Shanmu took a few seconds and then said: "The sea!"

Ye Xia still did the same action, and then recited: "Ah!"

Then he pushed the book towards Xu Shan and pointed at it, as if he was afraid that Xu Shan would not see it.

As if Xu Shan had expected it a long time ago, he directly opened his mouth and said, "You are so deep!"

"what!"

"Lan Tian, ​​you are so tall."

"what!"

hereby~
Just after Ye Xia finished "ah", Jiang Lin, who was on the commentary table, felt a little bit overwhelmed, and directly pressed the red button in front of the table.

The audience also knew that the performance about Xu Shan was over, so they couldn't help but burst into more enthusiastic applause.

At this time, Ye Xia shook hands with Xu Shan very sincerely, and then said, "I'm offended!"

Xu Shan said dumbfoundedly: "Ye Xia, I really regret it."

The recording work of the first guest ended very smoothly. Sun Sheng in the audience nodded with great satisfaction.

Star hosts like Zhou Ying, Bai Qingshan, and Huang Bin also had smiles on their faces.

Bai Qingshan said to Sun Sheng: "Director Sun, judging from the effect of this program, it was indeed a wise move for you to propose the establishment of the [Variety Show Production Department] at the beginning."

Huang Bin also said: "Such high-frequency applause and laughter. Although I work in news, I also know that this column is very amazing."

Zhou Ying also smiled and said: "It really made me laugh to death. The design of this column is really great. It can actually make people laugh intensively. I really have to believe it."

Intensive jokes?
After Sun Sheng heard Zhou Ying's words, he pondered for a while and then said loudly: "Okay, this word is used well, intensive jokes, yes, it is intensive jokes, I want all the viewers who watch our national satellite TV, Laughing all the time!"

(End of this chapter)