Chapter 171
TBBT Apartments.

Room 4A.

"Owen, why haven't you seen your beautiful female assistant recently?"

When everyone was dining together, Howard was as excited as ever.

"Yeah, it seems like it's been a while."

Leonard looked up and agreed.

"She asked for leave."

Owen smiled slightly: "She said her boyfriend from the Marine Corps came back from vacation."

"Pfft! what the fk?!!! ×3!"

Except for Sheldon, who didn't care, Leonard, Howard, and Rajesh all sprayed the Thai food out of their mouths, and shouted dumbfounded.

"what happened?"

Owen pretended to be surprised.

"Ahem, you said she has a boyfriend, and her boyfriend is from the Marine Corps?"

Leonard patted his chest, coughed a few times, drank some water, and took a few deep breaths before returning to normal.

"correct."

The corner of Owen's mouth curled up: "Didn't I tell you?"

"So you have nothing to do with her, just a pure working relationship?"

Leonard wondered.

"correct."

Owen looked affirmative: "We have always had the simplest working relationship, where do you think it is?"

"So, you put a big beautiful woman by your side, but you didn't move?"

Howard doubted.

"interesting."

Sheldon, who didn't care about these gossips, raised his head and showed a thoughtful expression: "That is to say, the last time I went to your office to find you, you really just praised her."

"How do you praise it?"

Howard asked.

"Hiss ~ Alyssa, do you know what I like most about you? It's the pair of beautiful dimples on your cheeks~"

Sheldon cleared his throat, imitated Owen's tone, and accused: "How can you do this? If you are in coitus, I can understand. After all, you are a super male creature and need to release hormones.

But you are just pure praise, which is a complete waste of time!If you work harder and don't praise the female assistant during working hours, maybe the mathematical theory will have a subversive development! "

puff!
The three of Leonard sprayed rice again.

Only a pure Sheldon would believe that Owen was simply praising Alisa...

"I guess Alyssa didn't have any response, right?"

Howard smiled wretchedly.

"Did Owen also say that the deeper the dimples on your cheeks are, the more beautiful they will be~"

Rajesh murmured in a daze.

"oh, god!"

Leonard took out the asthma inhaler from his pocket, breathed heavily, looked at Owen with envy and jealousy, and shouted in his heart: "It's so exciting, it really kills me!"

"Yes! How do you know?"

Sheldon was surprised.

"Owen, you lucky dog!!!"

Howard complained: "This is the purest working relationship you said, huh?"

"correct."

Owen said solemnly: "This is indeed the simplest working relationship. Have you forgotten what you said when we were recruiting? This is the job scope of a female life assistant. Scientific progress certainly requires enough inspiration. ah!"

"The female life assistant responsible for providing you with scientific inspiration..."

Howard opened his mouth, speechless.

As wretched as he is, he is no match for Owen as shameless as he is!
"Owen, aren't you worried about Alisa's boyfriend?"

Rajesh said jealously: "The other party is a member of the Marine Corps!"

"so?"

Owen laughed and said, "Are you still afraid that he will hit me? You know that I am your muscle, and I will defend you from a 1500-pound polar bear when you go to the North Pole in half a year. Are you still afraid of a mere Marine Corps member?"

"..."

Rajesh was immediately speechless, stood up, crossed his legs and moved towards the bathroom.

He is also from an ancient civilization in Asia. Why is Owen so good that even Marines don't pay attention to him, and he is scared to pee just hearing his name.

"Alyssa has a boyfriend, why should she apply to be your assistant?"

Leonard wondered.

"It's not easy."

Howard analyzed: "My boyfriend is far away in the army, and Irving is the fifth son of a diamond, the best lover recognized by women all over the world. This assistant job is so sought-after, it's not surprising that Alisa wants to take it!"

"Ok."

The corner of Leonard's mouth twitched. As a dog licker, what he loves is not Penny, but Penny's status as a goddess in his eyes.

In fact, he has true love for every goddess, so it is very sad for the goddesses to "fall themselves" one after another in front of Owen!

Bang bang bang!
"Hey guys, you are having dinner."

Penny pushed the door open and entered.

"Are you going to join us?"

Leonard greeted as enthusiastically as ever: "It's Thai food tonight, and we've just started."

"no need."

Penny waved her hand and said, "Do you have any activities tonight?"

"Get ready to play chess and laser rays."

Leonard said without a look.

"come on!"

Howard interrupted: "Petunia is asking about Owen's activities, right?"

Penny gave a thumbs up.

"Do you have any idea?"

Owen smiled.

"There is a party tonight. My friends heard that you and I are good friends, so they kept asking me to invite you over."

Knowing that Owen was not interested in her, Petunia pretended to be pitiful and said, "I know you might not like it, so I shirked it many times. This time they said that if they can't invite you again, they won't take me to play, so please, Come play with me."

"Party? What party?"

Howard suddenly became energetic: "Is there a girl?"

"..."

Petunia glanced at Howard, who was extremely wretched, and hesitated.

She really wanted to drag Owen over to help her gain face, but if she took Howard and the others along with her, she really couldn't tell whether it would gain face or lose face.

"Next time."

Owen declined.

Penny's level is doomed to the limited quality of the party she is in. For today's Owen, it is really not attractive. It is better to play games with Leonard and the others, which can be regarded as a vacation for yourself.

You know, whether it is a positive universe or a negative universe, he is very busy. There are really not many such days off. Life can't always be the peak, and occasionally you have to be a sage.

Owen, in his sage state, is really not interested in Penny's invitation. Games are not fun at parties. Games can at least enhance relationships and lay the foundation for becoming good friends.

The good friend relationship between Owen and Penny is already at the highest level recognized by the system, because it is impossible for a man and a woman to become good friends.

In other words, this good gay friend is not that good gay friend. The difference between one word and the other is huge!

When the relationship between the three Sheldons is stable, the Big Bang Theory Seven will officially take shape. By then, as long as the relationship between Owen and Sheldon has risen to that of good friends, Penny and the other three can also Provide Owen with a friend-level presence point.

Therefore, Owen doesn't care much about managing the relationship with Penny.

 PS: Thanks to book friend 20180804015319419 for the reward!
  
 
(End of this chapter)

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