American Drama System Reborn America

Chapter 213 Best Speed
Bowling alley.

Everyone is teaming up to play bowling, and the other team is led by Sheldon's current number one enemy, Wil Welton. Given Sheldon's "love-hate relationship" with Wil Welton, this battle is very important !
If they lose, everyone will bear Sheldon's endless complaints, referred to as: I'm sick of you!
"This time we have to hit a strike."

Leonard put his arms around Penny, who was about to play, and reminded.

"I know."

Penny agreed.

"Concentrate, don't rush!"

Leonard added.

"Stop talking, don't put pressure on me anymore!"

Petunia got up and called out in a bad tone.

"Ok!"

Leonard was taken aback, and laughed at himself: "Sorry, I just shut up~"

"That was not what I meant."

Petunia also knew that her tone was harsh, so she apologized.

Leonard had an ominous premonition, so he stood up and walked towards Penny, pleading: "Tell me what to do, and I'll just do it!"

"I know it's unfair to you, but I'm sorry~"

Penny covered her mouth and ran away.

"Is this a breakup?"

Rajesh raised his hand weakly.

"Don't be too sad."

Owen patted Leonard on the shoulder and comforted: "This is not the first time, and of course it won't be the last time!"

"..."

Leonard's sad expression froze, he shook his head and smiled wryly, "I really can't figure it out, why doesn't Petunia love me?"

"Because you are a good person."

Owen was talking nonsense seriously.

"so?"

Leonard was puzzled.

Owen said straight to the point: "In this world, women like to send good person cards to spare tires. When they call a man a good person, it indicates that this man has not entered their hearts."

"Good card~"

Leonard was confused: "Why can't I walk into Penny's heart?"

"There are many reasons."

Owen said implicitly: "You have none of the things that can hit their hearts, such as appearance, figure, wealth, etc., let alone the best speed parameters to walk into the depths of their hearts."

"Best speed parameter?"

Rajesh asked in surprise, "What is that?"

"Speed ​​is equal to distance divided by time, but the same speed value can have various distance and time parameters."

Owen raised the corner of his mouth and smiled meaningfully: "When you have the longest distance and the longest time like me, and control this optimal speed parameter, even if you don't have external conditions such as appearance, body, and wealth, , you can pass through thousands of flowers without a single leaf touching you."

"puff!"

The water in Howard's mouth suddenly sprayed out, and he coughed and said, "Ahem, this is okay?! I remember only talking about shortcuts?"

"Ha ha."

Irving joked: "In the past, it might have been just a shortcut, but in modern society, the shortcuts that no one took before, but only a few took, have been trampled by the world into roads leading to Rome. Just like Leonard, you Could it be that he didn’t take shortcuts?”

"I am leaving."

Leonard also heard the connotation in the words of Owen and others, and murmured: "And I work very, very hard every time! It's foreplay dancing, and Google technology. After each time, I sincerely thank you and write Thank you letter, I really worked hard!
During the intermission after the last incident, when I confessed "I love you" to Penny, I still sighed that if the former physical education teacher told me that physical exercise has this purpose, I would definitely work harder! "

"Understand?"

Irving raised the corner of his mouth and changed his words: "Of course, nothing is absolute. From another perspective, Leonard did not take shortcuts!"

"What do you mean?"

Leonard was surprised.

"Don't understand this?"

Shelton gave Leonard a contemptuous look: "Leonard, I must say, ever since you and Penny became boyfriend and girlfriend and had regular coitus, your IQ thinking has deteriorated too much. You being dumped by Petunia may be very beneficial for you as a scientist."

Leonard growled with an ugly face: "Sheldon!!!"

"ok, ok."

Sheldon raised his hand and said the key point: "Irving just mentioned the two parameters of optimal speed, which are the longest distance and the longest time. He also mentioned that the so-called shortcut will not be used if it is taken too many times. Then there’s the interesting topic of shortcuts.

The reason why Irving said that you didn't take shortcuts in some way is obviously because you didn't achieve any of them.

Taking the longest distance as an example, when you have this parameter, you will automatically differentiate yourself from others and take a path that others have never walked before, that is, create your own shortcut.

And the longest time is better to understand, I think even your brain that has been dulled by long-term regular coitus should understand, right? "

"Holy shit!"

Howard exclaimed: "This is so reasonable, I am speechless!"

Rajesh clicked his tongue and said: "Although this topic is a bit dirty, this statement is absolutely absolute! For an individual with a fixed distance, apart from the constant of the longest distance, there is indeed a certain inverse proportional function between the longest time and the best speed. relationship~"

"Humph~"

Sheldon hummed: "Owen, I must admit, this is an interesting subject. Maybe we can use Leonard as an experiment."

"agree!"

"agree!"

Howard and Rajesh raised their hands and laughed.

"Hey, Leonard, where are you going?"

"Leave you!"

Leonard stood up and left. Seeing Sheldon's question, he turned his head and stared at everyone and shouted, "I bet, after I leave here, I can find anyone who is more qualified to be my friend than you, even if it's Penny, when I confess my love." She didn't want to respond in the same way after I love you', at least she said 'thank you'!!!"

"Ah! Have we gone too far?"

Seeing Leonard slam the door away, Rajesh asked weakly.

"Too much?"

Sheldon was puzzled, frowned and thought: "Where?"

"us……"

"Wait a minute!"

Rajesh was about to explain, but was interrupted by Howard. Howard looked at Sheldon and said with a playful smile, "Let him think for himself and see if he can figure it out~"

"I'm afraid it will have to wait until tomorrow!"

Owen laughed.

"He won't crash, will he?"

Rajesh said with a 'concerned face'.

"It's ok."

Howard jokingly said: "It can be restarted after a crash, it doesn't have any effect anyway!"

"Actually, I pay more attention to Penny than to Leonard."

Owen laughed.

"why?"

Rajesh and the two looked over in confusion.

"Ha ha."

The corner of Owen's mouth twitched: "Although Penny initiated the breakup this time, after all, she and Leonard still have feelings for each other after a long time, so this breakup will be uncomfortable for a while."

"so~"

Howard possessed the 'superpower of hitting the wrong target', and murmured thoughtfully after hearing the words: "I heard that Penny will heal her wounds after every breakup~"

"Penny Cure!"

Rajesh blurted out, and then said longingly: "I really want her to use me as a healing tool, don't pity me just because I am a delicate flower~"

Howard couldn't help but nodded and said: "yeah~"

(End of this chapter)