American Drama System Reborn America

Chapter 222 Two o'clock in the morning
new York.

Inside a hotel.

"Eggplant~"

Ted's parents came over, everyone had dinner, and everyone sat around together. Under the reminder of the waiter, Qi Qi looked sideways at the camera, smiling, and a warm picture was taken.

But after the flash passed, the smiles on the faces of everyone except Owen and Barney suddenly subsided.

Matthew frowned, and was overwhelmed by the graduation internship.

Lily's eyelids are fighting, and she is drowsy. She is a kindergarten teacher, and her school recently canceled the lunch break, so she has to deal with the group of children with excess energy all day long, and she has to be put on second base by the bad boys from time to time. She is really exhausted up.

Robin was talking fiercely with one of the protagonists of this banquet, Ted's mother, in a low voice.

Ted stared at his father, gritted his teeth at Barney and Owen: "I'm going to kill him, I'm going to kill him!"

A waitress walked by with a plate, and Ted's mother accidentally touched it, and the stack of plates fell to the ground and shattered.

"Oh, my God, honey, let me pick it up for you."

Ted's father immediately got up and walked over with a look of pity.

"Honey?!"

When Ted heard this, he immediately blew up, walked over, and yelled at his father: "The only thing you can call dear is the mother you have lived with for 30 years, not the bar girl last night, nor the clumsy one now." woman!"

"You told Ted?"

Owen looked at this extremely familiar scene, and the Chinese version kept appearing in his mind. He couldn't help but shook his head, and said to Barney who was watching the excitement.

"kindness."

Barney said casually: "Last night, Ted's father proposed to go to the McLaren bar with me. I was surprised at first, but it turned out that he is a good wingman."

"What a surprise."

Owen said with a playful smile: "Who told you to eat so much in this area?"

Just kidding, there is a pirated version of Barney on the other side, who can fly up every day relying on scientific experiments and selling strength pills, let alone a rich original version like Barney.

"It is."

Barney turned the wine glass in his hand, raised his head and smiled: "It's a pity, Ted didn't learn his father's skills at all, otherwise we would be the Three Musketeers. Didn't you see Ted's father flirting at the bar last night?" My sister's method, tsk tsk, is definitely not a novice."

"you are wrong."

Owen shook his head and said with a smile: "Ted is definitely his father's son. In fact, his methods of teasing girls are more advanced than ours. We only tease the body, but he teases the heart."

"Ha~"

Barney was taken aback, thought for a while, and said, "Hearing you say that, it's true, he can't blame me for being beaten by a woman!"

Owen looked at the looming palm print on Ted's left face, and said with a sneer, "Of course we can't blame you, everyone says we are more romantic than Ted, but why have we ever been beaten by a woman for being romantic?"

In this indulgent American world, being romantic is never a sin, everyone is just each other, but if you are romantic inside and pretend to be infatuated to deceive others, that is a sin!
This is not the first time Ted has been hit by a woman.

A few years ago, he had a girlfriend whom he had been talking about for a long time. Ted's various behaviors made the girl think that they were true love. On the day of the girl's birthday, Ted suddenly got tired of it, so he told Matthew 'no After the principle of "don't delay her if you love her", he directly dialed the phone number at the girl's home and left a message for the girl to break up.

On the other end of the phone, the girl's relatives and friends were hiding in the dark, preparing to throw a surprise party for the girl. After hearing the breakup message left on the phone, they were all stunned.

Later, the girl suffered from depression and paid to learn martial arts.

A few years later, when Ted was stimulated by the engagement of Matthew and Lily and vowed to find his true love, it suddenly occurred to him that maybe one of the ex-girlfriends he had missed before was his right one.

So, Ted searched one by one, and found this girl. When they met again, Ted felt that this girl was really hot, which made his heart flutter. Next, the two re-date.

When everything was back on track and the girl had just come out of the terrible shadow of the past, Ted was fed up again and broke up again on the girl's birthday on the grounds that the girl didn't seem to be his real name, Tiannv.

However, this time, under Lily's strong request, Ted did not choose to leave a phone message to break up, but face to face. It is conceivable how much impact it has on the girl.

Fortunately, the fighting skills that the girl had been practicing for the past few years finally came into play, and she pressed Ted to the ground and beat him hard.

This kind of thing is not an exception!
And Ted now credits Barney with the slap on his face.

This starts with Ted rejecting Owen's proposal and choosing not to use the long-distance relationship artifact invented by Howard during his long-distance relationship with Victoria.

When Ted said he was tired of the gluey love with that girl, he was tired of it, not to mention the long-distance relationship with Victoria that didn't applaud.

But after the big words of "Victoria will be with us for a long time" were said in front of Owen and the others, Ted could only hold on.

There is an American saying: After two o'clock in the morning, the only thing to do is to go home and lie in bed, otherwise something bad will happen.

Ted knew this saying, but he didn't abide by it. He was hooked to Robin's apartment by Robin's phone call. Both of them were impulsive, and Ted lied that he had broken up with Victoria in order to dispel Robin's applause. Unfortunately, it was debunked by Victoria's phone call.

This is embarrassing, Ted not only officially broke up with Victoria, but also annoyed Robin, and Robin ignored Ted for several weeks.

And when everyone went to Robin's awards ceremony together, Robin pulled her colleague as a male companion in order to anger Ted, and Ted just started to repeatedly reject Barney's $500 cosplay paralegal daughter. , but when Robin came with his male companion, he directly pulled the woman to play the scene of 'love at first sight'.

In the end, Robin sent off his colleagues, and Ted sent the "Zhi Nu" to the door of the suite, and talked about his mental cleanliness with the other party. As a result, the woman Ted kept calling "Zhi Nu" turned out to be a real one. As a paralegal, Ted was slapped by the other party as a matter of course.

"Ted, what's going on?"

Seeing that Ted was so excited, Ted's mother couldn't help being surprised.

"Dad, tell yourself."

Ted said bitterly.

"Ok."

Ted's father shrugged indifferently: "I was fooling around with the waiter last night."

"Oh."

Ma Ted replied very calmly.

"Oh?!"

Ted was puzzled.

Mother Ted was surprised and immediately made an angry expression: "I mean, oh!!! We should have a good talk about this when we go back."

This attitude still doesn't satisfy Ted. Under Robin's reminder, Ted's mother finally tells the truth, that is, they divorced a long time ago.

"Ha, he did mention last night that he was divorced, I forgot for a moment."

Barney tilted his head, suddenly said.

"I guess you've had too much to drink."

Owen joked: "Otherwise, if you were asked to use your mobile phone to take pictures of Ted's father's cheating evidence, you would turn the phone upside down, take a selfie, and gesture a scissors."

"..."

(End of this chapter)