American Drama System Reborn America
Chapter 240 Duplicity
Chapter 240 Duplicity
TBBT Apartments.
Room 4B.
Girlfriends night.
"How about Howard, Bernadette?"
Penny poured red wine for Amy and the two, and asked casually, "You came to Houston to see him on purpose, he must have worked very hard~"
"Do you mean the coitus side by effort?"
Amy said seriously.
"Yes!"
Petunia took a sip of the red wine and glanced at Amy speechlessly.
"Okay~"
Bernadette said perfunctorily, then raised the goblet and drank half of the red wine in it.
"what happened?"
Petunia was so perceptive, she immediately noticed something was wrong with Bernadette, she winked and said, "Howard has been training for several days, I don't believe he doesn't look forward to your arrival, can it be too bad?"
"He can do it~"
Bernadette pursed her lips and snorted softly, "But I'm not the only woman who went to see him."
"He cheated?"
Amy asked curiously.
"Mrs Wonowitz?"
Penny got the point straight.
"yeah."
Bernadette rolled her eyes and said: "I think he is so pitiful, and he ran so far to surprise him, you can imagine, when I rushed to his hotel room, his mother's familiar roar came from the bathroom How did it feel?"
"Hahaha."
Petunia couldn't stop laughing: "It's very Howard and Mrs. Wonowitz, isn't it?"
"If I had known earlier, I would have ignored him."
Bernadette said depressingly: "If it wasn't so pitiful as he said..."
"Say this."
Penny interrupted: "What did Howard train for astronaut training there, and he made it so pitiful?"
"Regular astronaut training is very complex."
Amy Cope said: "It took a long time, at least three years. Howard, as an accompanying engineer and expert, should have simplified it a lot, but I think weightlessness training must be indispensable."
"Yes."
Bernadette nodded: "Their first day of training is weightless training."
"Cool."
Petunia looked forward to it: "Speaking of which, how did they levitate?"
"It's simple."
Bernadette frowned and said, "NASA has a special training plane. After the astronauts sit in, the training plane rises vertically, which lasts about 20 seconds, and then falls vertically like a crashed plane. It goes on and on like this, and Hua Zai vomited bile. Out."
"So exaggerated?"
Petunia clicked her tongue.
"what is this?"
Bernadette complained: "There are more gentlemanly ones, because it is in a state of weightlessness, the vomit that is spit out will be suspended in the air in a ball shape, and Andy screamed because he was frightened, his mouth opened, and sometimes the vomit will float back into his mouth again."
"Pfft~"
Petunia sprayed out the red wine from her mouth: "Poor Howard~"
"It's not over yet."
Bernadette was excited to speak, and she was suffocated in her heart because of seeing Howard bumping into Howard's fucking thing. She simply ignored the things Howard had asked her to keep secret before, and told all the embarrassing things about Howard.
"The next day was to use a centrifuge to simulate an overweight state. Hua Zai glanced at the centrifuge and was so frightened that I sent him a few pairs of underwear overnight."
"He's really smart."
Penny was dumbfounded.
"yeah."
Bernadette curled her lips and said, "Actually, the underwear I delivered to him only lasted for one day, and when it came time for survival training in the wild, he didn't have enough underwear."
"Wild survival training?"
Penny asked curiously: "Is it like camping? They are astronauts, they want to go to the sky, what are they doing training for survival in the wild?"
"With today's technology, it is impossible to control where the astronauts will land."
Amy Cope said: "Once they land in the wilderness, the astronauts can only rely on themselves before they are found by the search personnel, so they must master certain survival skills. I heard that the polar bear astronauts carried special pistol."
"Yes."
Bernadette nodded and said: "I also thought it was like camping, but they couldn't bring water, food, and tents. They got everything in the wild. Hua Tsai lived in a cave, and he didn't have much ability to hunt for food. In the end, he was hungry. So much so that he swallowed the butterfly that flew to his mouth."
"very pitiful."
This time, Petunia really sighed, because the matter of Howard eating butterflies reminded her of the tragic past when she devoured flies, and she was really miserable at that time.
"Then he can't pass the training?"
Amy obviously has a different focus than Penny.
"That's what makes it even weirder."
Bernadette frowned and said, "Hua Tsai has passed the training, and he will be going to the space station in a while."
"Why didn't Howard choose to give up?"
Petunia was puzzled, "He was so frightened just after training, if he really went to the sky on a rocket, wouldn't he be frightened to death?"
"That's what worries me, too."
Bernadette was worried: "I persuaded him, but it is Andy Hua Tsai's dream to be an astronaut, and none of us can imagine what it means to him..."
Room 4A.
"Siri, call Howard's video call for me."
Rajesh held the phone, looked at the phone like looking at his girlfriend, and said.
"Calling Howard, please wait."
A slightly mechanical female voice rang from the phone.
"Are you still using Siri?"
Leonard was speechless.
"Hey, hey, don't say that!"
Rajesh yelled dissatisfied: "What's the matter? I'm talking to Siri. This is the only woman I can talk to without drinking."
"Are you sure all you want is to talk to Siri?"
Owen smiled playfully: "I think Leonard's talking about playing Siri is more accurate for you, right?"
Siri is an intelligent voice assistant for Apple mobile phones. Since Rajesh changed to a new Apple mobile phone, he has fantasized about Siri. He really regards Siri as his girlfriend. Whenever he has time, he talks and chats with Siri, and even dreams at night. Siri is a beautiful blonde with long legs, who said to him: "As long as you open your mouth, I can do anything~"
The only pity is that when Rajesh opened his mouth to speak, he found that he couldn't speak again...
"Rajesh, is that you?"
The video call was connected and a 'gaunt' Howard appeared.
"Hi buddy, are you okay?"
Rajesh smiled and waved.
"I'm very bad~"
Howard suppressed his smile and made a sad expression: "I just got the notice that our mission has been cancelled, and I can't go to space. You know, that's my dream since I was a child. Woo, it's about to come true..."
"Ha ha."
Owen's eyesight, coupled with his familiarity with the plot, saw Howard's pretentiousness at a glance, and jokingly said: "Don't worry, if you really want to go to space, as your best friend, I am obliged to help you fulfill this wish, Howard , you don't doubt my strength, do you?"
"Cough cough."
Howard was taken aback, and stared at Owen's 'serious' eyes. Thinking of the ecstasy when he received the notification, and considering Owen's financial resources and connections, he trembled in his heart, coughed lightly, and said with a sneer: "Owen, this is me. I want to realize my dream, so I don’t need to bother you.”
"No trouble."
Owen said "enthusiastically": "This is a trivial matter. Besides, the launch mission is only suspended, but it does not mean that it is completely interrupted. Believe me, as long as you want, I can help you realize your dream without much effort."
Howard: "..."
(End of this chapter)
TBBT Apartments.
Room 4B.
Girlfriends night.
"How about Howard, Bernadette?"
Penny poured red wine for Amy and the two, and asked casually, "You came to Houston to see him on purpose, he must have worked very hard~"
"Do you mean the coitus side by effort?"
Amy said seriously.
"Yes!"
Petunia took a sip of the red wine and glanced at Amy speechlessly.
"Okay~"
Bernadette said perfunctorily, then raised the goblet and drank half of the red wine in it.
"what happened?"
Petunia was so perceptive, she immediately noticed something was wrong with Bernadette, she winked and said, "Howard has been training for several days, I don't believe he doesn't look forward to your arrival, can it be too bad?"
"He can do it~"
Bernadette pursed her lips and snorted softly, "But I'm not the only woman who went to see him."
"He cheated?"
Amy asked curiously.
"Mrs Wonowitz?"
Penny got the point straight.
"yeah."
Bernadette rolled her eyes and said: "I think he is so pitiful, and he ran so far to surprise him, you can imagine, when I rushed to his hotel room, his mother's familiar roar came from the bathroom How did it feel?"
"Hahaha."
Petunia couldn't stop laughing: "It's very Howard and Mrs. Wonowitz, isn't it?"
"If I had known earlier, I would have ignored him."
Bernadette said depressingly: "If it wasn't so pitiful as he said..."
"Say this."
Penny interrupted: "What did Howard train for astronaut training there, and he made it so pitiful?"
"Regular astronaut training is very complex."
Amy Cope said: "It took a long time, at least three years. Howard, as an accompanying engineer and expert, should have simplified it a lot, but I think weightlessness training must be indispensable."
"Yes."
Bernadette nodded: "Their first day of training is weightless training."
"Cool."
Petunia looked forward to it: "Speaking of which, how did they levitate?"
"It's simple."
Bernadette frowned and said, "NASA has a special training plane. After the astronauts sit in, the training plane rises vertically, which lasts about 20 seconds, and then falls vertically like a crashed plane. It goes on and on like this, and Hua Zai vomited bile. Out."
"So exaggerated?"
Petunia clicked her tongue.
"what is this?"
Bernadette complained: "There are more gentlemanly ones, because it is in a state of weightlessness, the vomit that is spit out will be suspended in the air in a ball shape, and Andy screamed because he was frightened, his mouth opened, and sometimes the vomit will float back into his mouth again."
"Pfft~"
Petunia sprayed out the red wine from her mouth: "Poor Howard~"
"It's not over yet."
Bernadette was excited to speak, and she was suffocated in her heart because of seeing Howard bumping into Howard's fucking thing. She simply ignored the things Howard had asked her to keep secret before, and told all the embarrassing things about Howard.
"The next day was to use a centrifuge to simulate an overweight state. Hua Zai glanced at the centrifuge and was so frightened that I sent him a few pairs of underwear overnight."
"He's really smart."
Penny was dumbfounded.
"yeah."
Bernadette curled her lips and said, "Actually, the underwear I delivered to him only lasted for one day, and when it came time for survival training in the wild, he didn't have enough underwear."
"Wild survival training?"
Penny asked curiously: "Is it like camping? They are astronauts, they want to go to the sky, what are they doing training for survival in the wild?"
"With today's technology, it is impossible to control where the astronauts will land."
Amy Cope said: "Once they land in the wilderness, the astronauts can only rely on themselves before they are found by the search personnel, so they must master certain survival skills. I heard that the polar bear astronauts carried special pistol."
"Yes."
Bernadette nodded and said: "I also thought it was like camping, but they couldn't bring water, food, and tents. They got everything in the wild. Hua Tsai lived in a cave, and he didn't have much ability to hunt for food. In the end, he was hungry. So much so that he swallowed the butterfly that flew to his mouth."
"very pitiful."
This time, Petunia really sighed, because the matter of Howard eating butterflies reminded her of the tragic past when she devoured flies, and she was really miserable at that time.
"Then he can't pass the training?"
Amy obviously has a different focus than Penny.
"That's what makes it even weirder."
Bernadette frowned and said, "Hua Tsai has passed the training, and he will be going to the space station in a while."
"Why didn't Howard choose to give up?"
Petunia was puzzled, "He was so frightened just after training, if he really went to the sky on a rocket, wouldn't he be frightened to death?"
"That's what worries me, too."
Bernadette was worried: "I persuaded him, but it is Andy Hua Tsai's dream to be an astronaut, and none of us can imagine what it means to him..."
Room 4A.
"Siri, call Howard's video call for me."
Rajesh held the phone, looked at the phone like looking at his girlfriend, and said.
"Calling Howard, please wait."
A slightly mechanical female voice rang from the phone.
"Are you still using Siri?"
Leonard was speechless.
"Hey, hey, don't say that!"
Rajesh yelled dissatisfied: "What's the matter? I'm talking to Siri. This is the only woman I can talk to without drinking."
"Are you sure all you want is to talk to Siri?"
Owen smiled playfully: "I think Leonard's talking about playing Siri is more accurate for you, right?"
Siri is an intelligent voice assistant for Apple mobile phones. Since Rajesh changed to a new Apple mobile phone, he has fantasized about Siri. He really regards Siri as his girlfriend. Whenever he has time, he talks and chats with Siri, and even dreams at night. Siri is a beautiful blonde with long legs, who said to him: "As long as you open your mouth, I can do anything~"
The only pity is that when Rajesh opened his mouth to speak, he found that he couldn't speak again...
"Rajesh, is that you?"
The video call was connected and a 'gaunt' Howard appeared.
"Hi buddy, are you okay?"
Rajesh smiled and waved.
"I'm very bad~"
Howard suppressed his smile and made a sad expression: "I just got the notice that our mission has been cancelled, and I can't go to space. You know, that's my dream since I was a child. Woo, it's about to come true..."
"Ha ha."
Owen's eyesight, coupled with his familiarity with the plot, saw Howard's pretentiousness at a glance, and jokingly said: "Don't worry, if you really want to go to space, as your best friend, I am obliged to help you fulfill this wish, Howard , you don't doubt my strength, do you?"
"Cough cough."
Howard was taken aback, and stared at Owen's 'serious' eyes. Thinking of the ecstasy when he received the notification, and considering Owen's financial resources and connections, he trembled in his heart, coughed lightly, and said with a sneer: "Owen, this is me. I want to realize my dream, so I don’t need to bother you.”
"No trouble."
Owen said "enthusiastically": "This is a trivial matter. Besides, the launch mission is only suspended, but it does not mean that it is completely interrupted. Believe me, as long as you want, I can help you realize your dream without much effort."
Howard: "..."
(End of this chapter)
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