American Drama System Reborn America

Chapter 79 The Coming Stickman (Please recommend!)

TBBT Apartments.

Because of Leonard's hormonal outbreak, he readily agreed to Penny's request to help her get the TV back from her ex-boyfriend, but he didn't want two geniuses with an IQ of over 360 to face Penny's muscular ex-boyfriend without any resistance. Power.

"Leonard."

Shelton was wearing white briefs, and Leonard was walking down the corridor in boxers.

"what?"

"Those are pants my mother bought me."

"sorry."

"You are responsible for calling her."

"I know, Sheldon, I'm sorry, but you're right, my initial motivation was to have a relationship with Penny and maybe sleep with her someday."

"But you took off my pants."

"..."

Leonard was choked by Sheldon's direct and ambiguous words, speechless, the fact is true...

"Well, I've learned my lesson. She's not like me. I'm done with her. I have work to do. One day I'm going to win a Nobel Prize and die alone."

"Don't think so, you won't die alone."

Sheldon's words just comforted Leonard, and immediately changed his voice: "And you will definitely not win the Nobel Prize."

"..."

"Leonard, I have a question."

Shelton suddenly thought of a question, and asked: "Owen will fly over from New York on the weekend, he is our muscle, why don't you wait for him to arrive, and then help Petunia get the TV back? Not getting your pants off again."

Leonard said somewhat unnaturally: "Owen can only come over on weekends, I hope to help Penny get the TV back as soon as possible."

"really?"

Shelton wondered: "But you should know that the countless times of being bullied is enough to predict that our chance of success is less than 0.01%, and if Irving joins us by the weekend, with Owen's other side skills, the success rate is as high as 99.99% ah."

"I know."

Leonard pouted and said, "Well, that wasn't the main reason just now. The real reason is that I want to establish a good relationship with Penny before Owen comes over. You know that Owen."

"I thought you and Owen were good friends?"

Sheldon was surprised.

"Of course we're good friends."

Leonard struggled: "But Owen is too enviable and vigilant when it comes to pursuing female mates. Of course I know that the success rate of our current actions is less than 0.01%, but after Owen comes over, once he shows Penny Interest, with his ability, my chances of success will be directly reduced to 0!"

"It's true!"

Sheldon tilted his head, and agreed: "Based on what I've heard about Owen's coitus history, I seriously doubt that his DNA chromosome has a double Y structure, super-male genes, and the urge to seek coitus is countless times that of ordinary people.

The history of Owen's growth is actually a glorious history of coitus. History proves that when Owen pounces on a female, no female can escape before he enjoys himself, ha!I have an idea. "

"What's the idea?"

Leonard asked curiously.

"You can wait for Owen to enjoy himself before going there."

Sheldon said solemnly: "Owen's coitus history also proves that he never stays too long in front of any female creature, and his powerful super-masculine aura makes many females who have coitus with him silently." Followed by his side, unwilling to leave for a long time.

And there are records showing that after being abandoned by the males they like, female creatures will show emotions such as loss and sadness. Show enough interest and this is your best chance! "

The corner of Leonard's mouth twitched, and he said with a toothache: "You mean to let Owen have a relationship with Penny first, then abandon Penny, and when Penny is heartbroken, I will go forward to comfort her, so that I can Established a relationship with Penny?"

"Yes!"

Shelton thought for a while and replied affirmatively: "In this case, your success rate of achieving your goal can reach 50%."

"..."

Leonard pouted and stared at Sheldon, and when Sheldon stared back for a while with bulging eyes, he suddenly nodded and said, "Okay! This is indeed a good idea! When is Owen coming over on the weekend? "

"Plane at 7pm."

"I can't wait to pick him up!"

They don't know that this situation is on the other side of the ocean, and there are a few words that can be summed up very concisely and vividly: "spare tire, receiver, honest man..."

But even if he knew, Leonard wouldn't mind!

In the original time and space, Penny and Rajesh were messing around in his room, and he just got angry for a while, and the fundamental reason why he was angry was not because he cared about it, but because Rajesh's sister abandoned him. Without him, he became single again.

Room 4A.

"Oh, my god! What happened?"

Penny looked at the two men in underwear with a look of surprise.

"Your ex-boyfriend asked us to say hello to you on his behalf."

Leonard said in shame: "Others, I think it's obvious that we don't need to talk about it..."

"sorry."

Penny stepped forward and hugged Leonard and Sheldon one by one: "Thank you for helping me so hard, you are so kind, why don't you get dressed first, and then I invite you to dinner?"

"Okay."

Leonard happily agreed.

"You're not done with her, are you?"

Seeing Leonard leaning against the door and staring at Penny's back in a daze, Shelton couldn't help asking.

"Our children will be as smart as they are beautiful."

Leonard raised his head and looked forward.

Sheldon said lightly, "Imagination is even more self-evident!"

At this moment, Howard Wonowitz walked over with envy, sniffed the two of Leonard with his nose obscenely, and murmured intoxicated: "It's really a charming cheesecake goddess..."

"Shut up! Howard!"

Leonard was disgusted by Howard's wretchedness. Seeing Howard was sniffing while still closing his eyes and trying to hug him like Penny, he couldn't stand it, so he yelled loudly.

It is always very time-consuming for a woman to change clothes and go out. While waiting for Penny, Howard and Rajesh teased Leonard and Leonard who had their pants taken off, while asking for details.

"What? Owen is coming?"

Howard stood up abruptly, and shouted excitedly: "Are you sure it's Owen Lee? Is that Dr. Owen Lee who solved a millennium math problem, won a prize of 100 million, and won the Fields Medal last year? "

"Holy crap!"

Rajesh also widened his eyes, and shouted with an Indian accent: "He is a legend in our scientific community!"

"Yes!"

Howard summed it up in one sentence: "He is the Chamberlain of our scientific community..."

　PS: Thank you for your reward!

　　
　
(End of this chapter)