American Drama System Reborn America

Chapter 85 Code of Brothers (please recommend!)

TBBT Apartments.

"Cough cough cough."

Owen coughed for a long time before recovering. He looked at Leonard strangely: "I'm sorry, tell me again? What do you want me to do?"

Leonard was a little closer to a normal person. Seeing Owen's reaction, the remaining shame in his heart burst out, and he sat there awkwardly rubbing his hands, unable to say anything.

"He wants you to pick up Petunia, and then find the right time to get rid of her, let him take over, and experience the joy of beast-shaped rehabilitation applause."

The wretched Howard didn't have any worries, and directly answered Owen's words.

"I'm serious about Penny."

Seeing Owen's stunned look, Leonard specially emphasized a sentence.

"If you were a prodigal son, I would understand better..."

Owen muttered to himself, and suddenly the corner of his mouth twitched: "You were so enthusiastic about Jamie before, and you were so disappointed when Jamie left. Could it be that's the same idea?"

"No!"

"Yes!"

"Of course!"

Three voices, two completely different answers, no need to think about it, the one who denies is the shameful Leonard, and the one who admits is the coquettish Howard and Rajesh.

"Holy shit!"

Owen cursed and was defeated by this group of people. He thought to himself: "The thinking of a genius is really different from that of us mortals. This kind of restricted-level scene actually appeared in front of me again..."

Don't look at Owen's intelligence is the same as Sheldon's now, reaching the limit value of lv5+, he is a genius among geniuses, but his three views are still cultivated in his previous life. It is really unacceptable for Leonard's "genius idea mp4" .

"Guys, we're going to talk!"

Owen sat up straight with a serious expression on his face.

"Sorry, Owen, they were joking..."

Leonard was a little flustered. He knew that their thoughts were shameless. Before, he only rationally analyzed the possibility and success rate, but forgot the emotional attributes attached to this kind of thing.

"Listen, there are many operating rules in this world, which are as unshakable as the truth formulas of mathematical physics!"

Owen interrupted Leonard with a wave of his hand, and said solemnly: "And the brotherhood rule is a very important one!"

"Brother Law?"

The three of Leonard were attracted by Owen's words.

"good."

Owen walked to the desk, worked on Leonard's notebook for a while, opened a document, and said to Leonard and the three of them: "This code of brotherhood records the basic rules that brothers should abide by. Brothers should abide by it." .”

"Rule 28: If you encounter a fight between a girl and a girl, you must promptly notify your brother to come and watch."

Howard read: "Haha, it's quite interesting."

"Look at this one!"

Rajesh also said excitedly: "Rule 110: If a brother is picking up a girl, then the brother should do everything possible to help it succeed!"

Swish swish!
The three of Howard looked at Owen in unison, the meaning was obvious, this seems to coincide with their genius idea...

"Brothers, don't just look down, look here!"

When the document was pulled back to the top, Owen reminded: "The first rule: don't touch your brother's girlfriend or boyfriend!"

"What about the ex-girlfriend?"

Howard cleverly discovered the problem: "What about enthusiastic Italian female friends?"

"Theoretically speaking, ex-girlfriends and passionate Italian female friends do not fall within the scope of the first law of the Fraternal Code."

Owen said with a smile: "But I suggest that everyone should take the initiative to expand the limited scope of the first rule to cover ex-girlfriends and passionate Italian female friends."

"why?"

The three of Leonard asked in unison.

Their three views are completely Western-style. In their view, after the breakup, the ex-girlfriend can choose whoever to be with, even if it is with their good friends. Of course, it is a little embarrassing at first, but it will gradually accustomed!

This is true for ex-girlfriends, not to mention passionate Italian female friends!

"Think about this scene!"

Owen didn't answer directly, but began to describe the scene: "When you are making out with a girl, there are countless little Howards standing or lying on the girl's body, smiling and looking at you. , and said to you: This is the position I captured, do you still have to talk about it?"

"Haha, it's interesting..."

The first reaction of Rajesh, who tends to be a true gay friend, was to laugh, and then, under the strange eyes of everyone, he lowered his head and explained in a concealed manner: "I mean eh~"

"vomit!"

Leonard retched. His superimagination far surpassed that of most geniuses. Following Owen's voice, he vividly depicted the scene, which immediately made him extremely sick.

"I do not mind……"

Howard shrugged.

"Shut up! Howard!"

Leonard felt that the countless little Howards shaking in front of his eyes became clearer and more obscene, and couldn't help but shouted loudly.

"Do you understand now?"

Owen laughed.

"understood."

Leonard said weakly.

"Don't worry, Leonard, I can foresee that as long as you persevere, you and Penny will get together in the end."

Owen said comfortingly.

"is it?"

Leonard clearly doesn't believe in himself.

In fact, after he and Penny have been in love for many years, and even after they get married, when they go to the otaku gathering place, they will ask Penny to take a selfie with the newspaper of the day to prove that he is really the same as the man in front of him. This blonde beauty has a close relationship, it's one thing whether others believe it or not, obviously he himself feels dreamy...

"Yes."

Owen smiled and said: "This is a special ability that I have acquired in the process of interacting with girls over the years. I can tell at a glance whether it is possible for you."

"Wow! Cool!"

Howard and Rajesh exclaimed.

"what about me?"

"And I?"

"You can do it!"

Owen joked: "You can live happily without women... Hahaha, just kidding, you have no goals now, how do I know if you have a possibility!"

"Haha, Owen, you are so funny!"

Howard pointed at Irving, showing an embarrassed smile with his lips curled up.

"Hehe~"

Rajesh bowed his head a little guilty.

"But Petunia has a boyfriend now?"

Leonard thought of Irving's record, and instinctively believed in Irving's 'superpower'. A smile appeared on his face, but he was still struggling.

"That's not a boyfriend, it's just a rehabilitation product."

Owen waved his hand and said: "What you need now is to wait for the opportunity, but before that, if your hormones are about to explode, you can learn from Petunia and find someone to deal with the emergency first. This may stimulate Petunia and become a part of your relationship. catalyst."

"Stimulate Penny, what does that mean?"

Leonard humbly asked for advice.

"Women are more sensitive emotionally, and possessiveness is no worse than men!"

Owen smiled and said, "You look at Petunia with such stark eyes, how could she not know what you mean, she just pretended not to know on purpose."

"It is!"

"very true!"

Howard and Rajesh echoed: "It's so clichéd for you to take her letters every day and then approach her with the excuse of a misdelivery."

"Yes, you have shown enough courtship messages."

Owen affirmed: "She didn't respond, it's time to pause and let her down, believe me, this is definitely a good thing for you, whether you can become a lucky dog ​​depends on your choice! "

　PS: Thanks for the reward at 42:[-] in the morning!
　　
　
(End of this chapter)