American Drama System Reborn America
Chapter 96 Ubiquitous Challenges (Please recommend!)
Chapter 96 Ubiquitous Challenges (Please recommend!)
In front of an apartment building.
The courtesy car stopped.
"Buddy, come down quickly, we're downstairs."
"**¥#@♀¥@♂%¥#&@♂¥@♀⊿*****"
"Yeah, I get it, brother, awesome, nice work~ But you can speed up, you know what I'm talking about~ We'll wait for you."
Barney hung up the phone with a happy expression on his face, and nodded repeatedly: "This is my brother. He is alive and moving. Tonight must be a legend, wait for it, dary, legendary, legendary night!"
"That voice just now?"
Howard opened his mouth wide. He really couldn't believe that he was still rushing to work after making an appointment and asking others to wait. This kind of person is so, so enviable...
3 minute later.
A youthful and beautiful figure walked out of the apartment with a backpack on his back. When he saw Barney whistling at her in the concierge car, his eyes lit up, and he returned a sweet smile. He walked up to the car and stretched out his hand. Barney was sophisticated He took out a business card from his pocket, handed it to her, and said in a low voice: "Contact me anytime, daddy is home~"
"Wow!"
Howard couldn't close his mouth. What happened to this world? When did it become so easy to pick up girls?
"Owen, did you see it? First score!"
Barney smiled proudly at Owen.
"Ha ha."
After seeing the impressive young girl just now, combined with what Barney said before, Owen had already guessed who they would meet, and kindly reminded: "Barney, be careful, don't fake dad become A real dad in prison."
"What do you mean?"
Barney was taken aback, then reacted, shook his head and said, "No, it's impossible, she must be an adult!"
"Are you sure?"
Owen asked back.
"shit!"
Barney thought about it carefully. Based on his experience in playing flowers, he really found many traces of the girl's immaturity, so he couldn't help but hit his leg hard.
He has done countless crimes for picking up girls, but they are all in his base camp in New York, where he has strong connections and can easily settle these 'little troubles'.
But now they are on the other side of the United States, with a barrier of more than 4000 kilometers, and his personal connections are greatly reduced. If he accidentally breaks here, it will be too bad luck.
He didn't want to go to the prison to pick up soap. If he got used to it, how could he fight side by side with his brother James when he came back?
Just like a husband and wife are more harmonious when their personalities complement each other, a straight steel man and a gay are the best partners for picking up girls.
But if two people have the same goal, competition will inevitably occur, and one party will always fail. He doesn't want his brother James to be sad.
"Yes, I, Barney Stinson, am so confident..."
Barney winked at himself in the mirror in his mind.
"Sorry, I'm late."
After a while, a middle-aged man with a t-shirt on the upper body and jeans on the lower body came over and greeted Barney through the car window: "Hank Moody."
"Barney Stinson."
Barney pushed the door open and let Hank into the car. Seeing Hank's left eye was bruised, the old driver's super associative power made him immediately understand what happened.
"Awesome, Hank, you're having fun~"
"Haha."
Hank was taken aback, and then laughed loudly: "To be honest, I didn't expect this to happen. At that time, I was hit by her with two punches in the head, and I was really stunned.
You must know that she is my loyal book fan, how could she have thought that she would be so wild, but I have to say that this feeling is quite fresh and strange. "
"What are they talking about?"
Howard, who possesses the 'super power', can't understand the conversation between Hank and Barney. He quietly asked Owen, but his vision really limited his imagination...
"awesome~"
Barney smiled and made eye contact with Owen.
"I must try this girl."
"You have a tendency to tremble."
"In my Barney Stinson dictionary, there is nothing that can't!"
"Even willing to pick up soap?"
"Life is precious, but freedom is even more valuable. If it's for posture, you can throw away the orange flowers."
Hank's description once again aroused Barney's curiosity and made him want to move. He has a list of various challenges, which can be added at any time, and it is obvious that he just added one more.
Inside a luxury bar.
"Have you met Howard?"
Barney didn't forget the task of helping Howard integrate into their world tonight. He took Howard to walk around the bar, observing all kinds of beauties, and when he found a good one, he walked behind her, patted her on the shoulder, and stayed behind. In a word, and Howard who was a little nervous.
This is a routine he is familiar with!
But it's a pity that most of the beauties here are tall and tall beauties who are almost models. Howard's innate hardware is not good, and his temperament is too wretched, which makes the software unusable.
"Forget it, not everyone is a teddy bear."
Owen was sitting at the bar, teasing a beautiful girl who came to Hollywood to pursue her dream. Seeing Barney's face was very ugly because of Howard's repeated failures, he couldn't help but reminded him aloud.
"Are you challenging me?"
Barney, who was still depressed just now, raised his eyes and looked at Owen energetically: "OK, accept the challenge, tonight I must make Howard a qualified predator!
If I succeed, I want your belt and crown! "
"Are you still thinking about this?"
Owen was speechless.
"Gold belt and crown?"
The beautiful girl next to Owen exclaimed with burning eyes: "Owen, are you the king of a country on the other side of the ocean?"
"n..."
"Yes!"
"Linda, Maggie, come here quickly, there is a king here."
"oh, my, god!"
Barney affirmed Owen's denial before he could say it, followed by the beautiful girl's exclamation.
After Barney made an assist gesture in secret, Owen didn't bother to explain when he saw the three cruel and thoughtless dream-chasing girls. He simply pretended to be a king and started playing the real king game.
In fact, with his wealth, it was not impossible to be a little king in the poorest places, so he didn't cheat them completely.
And at this time, with the blessing of the king's status, the generous shot like the king, and the rich experience gained from kidney transplantation for so many years, Owen soon explained to Howard, and took the dream chasing girls to chase dreams together...
"Sorry, I failed again."
Howard was dejected and ready to back down. Even with the thickness of his skin, after dozens of consecutive failures, he completely lost confidence.
"No!"
Barney screamed.
He lost the gold belt and crown to Irving, and he dreamed of winning it back. He alone would never be able to win against Irving, who is prone to teamfights. Now that he finally has this opportunity, he must not fail.
PS: Thanks to the fantasy otaku for the reward!
(End of this chapter)
In front of an apartment building.
The courtesy car stopped.
"Buddy, come down quickly, we're downstairs."
"**¥#@♀¥@♂%¥#&@♂¥@♀⊿*****"
"Yeah, I get it, brother, awesome, nice work~ But you can speed up, you know what I'm talking about~ We'll wait for you."
Barney hung up the phone with a happy expression on his face, and nodded repeatedly: "This is my brother. He is alive and moving. Tonight must be a legend, wait for it, dary, legendary, legendary night!"
"That voice just now?"
Howard opened his mouth wide. He really couldn't believe that he was still rushing to work after making an appointment and asking others to wait. This kind of person is so, so enviable...
3 minute later.
A youthful and beautiful figure walked out of the apartment with a backpack on his back. When he saw Barney whistling at her in the concierge car, his eyes lit up, and he returned a sweet smile. He walked up to the car and stretched out his hand. Barney was sophisticated He took out a business card from his pocket, handed it to her, and said in a low voice: "Contact me anytime, daddy is home~"
"Wow!"
Howard couldn't close his mouth. What happened to this world? When did it become so easy to pick up girls?
"Owen, did you see it? First score!"
Barney smiled proudly at Owen.
"Ha ha."
After seeing the impressive young girl just now, combined with what Barney said before, Owen had already guessed who they would meet, and kindly reminded: "Barney, be careful, don't fake dad become A real dad in prison."
"What do you mean?"
Barney was taken aback, then reacted, shook his head and said, "No, it's impossible, she must be an adult!"
"Are you sure?"
Owen asked back.
"shit!"
Barney thought about it carefully. Based on his experience in playing flowers, he really found many traces of the girl's immaturity, so he couldn't help but hit his leg hard.
He has done countless crimes for picking up girls, but they are all in his base camp in New York, where he has strong connections and can easily settle these 'little troubles'.
But now they are on the other side of the United States, with a barrier of more than 4000 kilometers, and his personal connections are greatly reduced. If he accidentally breaks here, it will be too bad luck.
He didn't want to go to the prison to pick up soap. If he got used to it, how could he fight side by side with his brother James when he came back?
Just like a husband and wife are more harmonious when their personalities complement each other, a straight steel man and a gay are the best partners for picking up girls.
But if two people have the same goal, competition will inevitably occur, and one party will always fail. He doesn't want his brother James to be sad.
"Yes, I, Barney Stinson, am so confident..."
Barney winked at himself in the mirror in his mind.
"Sorry, I'm late."
After a while, a middle-aged man with a t-shirt on the upper body and jeans on the lower body came over and greeted Barney through the car window: "Hank Moody."
"Barney Stinson."
Barney pushed the door open and let Hank into the car. Seeing Hank's left eye was bruised, the old driver's super associative power made him immediately understand what happened.
"Awesome, Hank, you're having fun~"
"Haha."
Hank was taken aback, and then laughed loudly: "To be honest, I didn't expect this to happen. At that time, I was hit by her with two punches in the head, and I was really stunned.
You must know that she is my loyal book fan, how could she have thought that she would be so wild, but I have to say that this feeling is quite fresh and strange. "
"What are they talking about?"
Howard, who possesses the 'super power', can't understand the conversation between Hank and Barney. He quietly asked Owen, but his vision really limited his imagination...
"awesome~"
Barney smiled and made eye contact with Owen.
"I must try this girl."
"You have a tendency to tremble."
"In my Barney Stinson dictionary, there is nothing that can't!"
"Even willing to pick up soap?"
"Life is precious, but freedom is even more valuable. If it's for posture, you can throw away the orange flowers."
Hank's description once again aroused Barney's curiosity and made him want to move. He has a list of various challenges, which can be added at any time, and it is obvious that he just added one more.
Inside a luxury bar.
"Have you met Howard?"
Barney didn't forget the task of helping Howard integrate into their world tonight. He took Howard to walk around the bar, observing all kinds of beauties, and when he found a good one, he walked behind her, patted her on the shoulder, and stayed behind. In a word, and Howard who was a little nervous.
This is a routine he is familiar with!
But it's a pity that most of the beauties here are tall and tall beauties who are almost models. Howard's innate hardware is not good, and his temperament is too wretched, which makes the software unusable.
"Forget it, not everyone is a teddy bear."
Owen was sitting at the bar, teasing a beautiful girl who came to Hollywood to pursue her dream. Seeing Barney's face was very ugly because of Howard's repeated failures, he couldn't help but reminded him aloud.
"Are you challenging me?"
Barney, who was still depressed just now, raised his eyes and looked at Owen energetically: "OK, accept the challenge, tonight I must make Howard a qualified predator!
If I succeed, I want your belt and crown! "
"Are you still thinking about this?"
Owen was speechless.
"Gold belt and crown?"
The beautiful girl next to Owen exclaimed with burning eyes: "Owen, are you the king of a country on the other side of the ocean?"
"n..."
"Yes!"
"Linda, Maggie, come here quickly, there is a king here."
"oh, my, god!"
Barney affirmed Owen's denial before he could say it, followed by the beautiful girl's exclamation.
After Barney made an assist gesture in secret, Owen didn't bother to explain when he saw the three cruel and thoughtless dream-chasing girls. He simply pretended to be a king and started playing the real king game.
In fact, with his wealth, it was not impossible to be a little king in the poorest places, so he didn't cheat them completely.
And at this time, with the blessing of the king's status, the generous shot like the king, and the rich experience gained from kidney transplantation for so many years, Owen soon explained to Howard, and took the dream chasing girls to chase dreams together...
"Sorry, I failed again."
Howard was dejected and ready to back down. Even with the thickness of his skin, after dozens of consecutive failures, he completely lost confidence.
"No!"
Barney screamed.
He lost the gold belt and crown to Irving, and he dreamed of winning it back. He alone would never be able to win against Irving, who is prone to teamfights. Now that he finally has this opportunity, he must not fail.
PS: Thanks to the fantasy otaku for the reward!
(End of this chapter)
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