I'm really a magician

Chapter 28 Breakthrough
"Old Bai, are you going out all night?"

Shen Huan sent a message to ask.

I don't want to go back today.

Calm down.

Kind of messy.

"With a hammer, I want to chat with the goddess."

Bai Lechen said she was almost online.

Looking at the time by myself, I don't need to talk for too long, and I can say good night logically when the time comes.

"Then let's talk."

Shen Huan is looking for an Internet cafe outside, and won't go back to the school.

Play the game and calm down.

Think about something.

"Old Shen, are you spending the night outside again?"

"I dressed up seriously today."

Bai Lechen sent him a message and asked.

Something is wrong.

This is going out again.

"Yeah, trapped by love."

"Today, another lovely and gentle girl said she wanted to chase me."

"It's a pity that I have the world in mind, and I refused it very righteously."

Shen Huan replied seriously.

Turn on the machine and go online.

Immersive gaming, regardless of other people.

"Sable, you can just blow."

"It was pretended by you again."

Bai Lechen didn't talk nonsense with him.

Ask him what he should talk to the goddess now.

I didn't think about it.

"It's simple. At this time, praise her more and do what she likes, and the feelings will start to heat up." Shen Huan is used to teaching him both ways. "Carry out sweet interactions. Increase your favorability. You should also like what she likes. With common hobbies, there are common topics."

"Understood, no problem."

Bai Lechen said that there must be no problem this time.

He remembered that the protagonists in martial arts novels either got the martial arts cheats, or got advice from famous teachers.

Cultivation advances by leaps and bounds, becoming number one in the world.

This is probably what happened to me myself.

After Shen Huan pointed him out, it seemed as if he had opened up the two veins of Ren and Du.

No problem.

Bai Lechen quickly chatted with her:

"What are you doing these days?"

goddess:

"I'm watching a drama."

Bai Lechen:
"Actually, I also have a favorite idol, what a coincidence."

goddess:

"Really? Really? This is the first time I know that boys also chase stars."

"Who, maybe I like it too."

Bai Lechen posted a video:
Ghost video.

Underworld short video.

goddess:

Disgusting little soybean.jpg.

"I feel that our aesthetics may be different."

Bai Lechen:
"Actually, I also watch my little brother dance."

goddess:

"Really? There are boys who like to watch little brother dance?"

"It's very novel and interesting."

"Who do you like?"

Bai Lechen posted a video:

Macho hell dancing video.

goddess:

"..."

"I feel like we are not on the same planet."

???

Bai Lechen hurriedly asked for help.

"Brother Phantom."

"I found that my interests and hobbies are slightly different from those of the goddess."

"She told me to stop."

Shen Huan was playing a game and glanced at it.

It's only perverted if there are girls with the same interests and hobbies as you.

no big deal.

Shen Huan replied a few words:

"That's it?"

"That's because you know too little about girls."

"You don't know, when a girl says no, she means she wants it."

"At this time, men should be a little bit stiffer."

"Imagine you take the warrior on the road, take out your top single orphan status."

"Understand?"

Bai Lechen suddenly realized:
"Then I understand."

"At this stage, I think it's time to make a tentative confession." Shen Huan thought about his rapid progress again. "Send some sweet and euphemistic lines. Do you understand, little milk dog? Boys are also acting like a baby. If she says "You don't want to be like this", it means that she can accept you. The stage accent is "Hello, motorcycle." "The state, in fact, she doesn't hate it."

"I lost it!" Bai Lechen became excited. "When will my brother Huan publish a book! It's going to be a hit, it's going to be a hit, and there are no bookstores. It's bullshit!"

Suddenly understand the attitude of the goddess towards himself.

now it's right.

Bai Lechen hastily sent a message:

"You know, you deleted me these days, I'm so lonely."

goddess:

"..."

"Don't say that, it won't happen."

"In short, thank you for helping me recognize my girlfriend."

Here comes the element.

Bai Lechen quickly replied:

"Actually, I think you're so cute."

goddess:

"what?"

"Thank you."

"But don't talk to me like that in the future, I'll be embarrassed."

Bai Lechen:
"Ok!"

"Baby, be my girlfriend."

goddess:

"???"

"Please stop talking, will you?"

"You still haven't changed at all."

Bai Lechen:
"Okay cutie."

"mwah."

goddess:

"Go away! Smelly beaker!"

"I do not like you."

Bai Lechen sent a picture of Bi Xinxin to her.

At this time, I saw the other party's message again:

"Don't talk about it in the future, half of Shen Huan's EQ won't be so nt."

Find yourself blocked soon?
???

why?
"Why?"

"Brother Huan, why did she say you have a high EQ?"

At this time, ask Shen Huan.

Shen Huan has no time to talk to him.

Immerse yourself in the game.

When Shen Huan sat on the chair, his posture was different from others.

Sitting cross-legged.

The waist is also straight.

A few machines away, a pretty boy looked at it curiously.

"Look at the yarn, do you understand that I am cultivating immortals?"

Shen Huan said.

He replied friendly and didn't read it again.

Lazy people can promote social development.

Cultivating immortals can save me a lot of time, and many things are also very convenient.

While waiting for the game to start, Shen Huan flipped through Buddhist scriptures and Taoist scriptures.

He remembered a story: There is a king in the Buddhist scriptures, who in today's terms is the Holy Mother. He will agree to whatever others ask for!One day a Brahmin boy came and asked the king and queen to be his slaves. The king agreed, abandoned the throne and followed the boy away.The young man said that slaves were not allowed to wear shoes and that the two of them should walk barefoot.The queen was of noble birth, but her foot was soon injured. The young man was angry and sold her, and was used as a maid. Later, she gave birth to a son.The master said that the servant girl could not have children and asked her to bury the children.The queen took the child to the cemetery and found that the tombkeeper was the king.Then the two of them woke up from a dream, still enjoying the honor in the palace.It turned out that the Brahmin boy was the Bodhisattva who came to enlighten them.

When Shen Huan saw this story before, he felt that this kind of big beaker of the Holy Mother would have usurped his position if he had said it himself, and bullied his wife every day to make him lick the soles of his shoes.

The way of heaven is far away from the way of humanity, and one cannot deliberately be unfeeling for the sake of being unfeeling.

I got the truth.

Suppose there are two girls, one is 17 years old, young and cute, with long hair fluttering, likes you to touch her hair, likes to call you Oni ​​sauce, must lie in your arms to coax her to sleep when she sleeps, and can cook delicious meals I will eat for you, even if I accidentally miss it; the other is 25 years old, with a willow waist and buttocks, who loves you very much. I make you a cup of tea and massage for you when you are tired from work. Every night, I prepare meals and wait for you to go home at the door. Put hot water in the bathroom for you.I don't have too high demands on you, as long as you go home safely, the happiest time is when you praise her for being virtuous and housekeeping.

Then these two girls...have nothing to do with you.

Why think so much, it only increases troubles.

Chen Huan quickly figured it out and had a clear idea.

Killed the Quartet in the game.

I can hit nine by myself.

The Internet addicted teenager has gone through hardships!
(End of this chapter)