People are in the heavens, the chief of the knight bureau

Chapter 51 Zhang Sanfeng: Director, the veteran has some suggestions...

Mr. Zombie World.

In fact, the plot of Mr. Zombie's world is very simple.

It was Mr. Ren's father who used coercion and inducement to a Feng Shui master and obtained a piece of Feng Shui treasure land.

The Feng Shui master told Mr. Ren that after 20 years, the grave must be moved and buried in order to benefit future generations.

Twenty years later, Master Ren found Master Maoshan, Uncle Jiu.

Uncle Jiu came to help him with this matter, but found that this was a superficial acupuncture point, but the burial was wrong.

Mr. Ren's body showed no signs of decay after 20 years. Uncle Jiu planned to burn it, but Mr. Ren disagreed!
In the end, the corpse turned into a zombie, and everyone started a ridiculous battle.

"Old Zhang, do you know how to catch ghosts?"

Zhou Yu brought Zhang Sanfeng to Mr. Zombie's world, and they headed towards the town, Zhou Yu asked.

Zhang Sanfeng: "..."

I am a Taoist priest.

But why do Taoist priests have to be able to catch ghosts?

I won't!

"Old Zhang, are you sure you are still a virgin?"

Zhou Yu asked with a smile.

Zhang Sanfeng blushed, and hurriedly said, "Director, the old man is indeed a virgin, but it's not shameful."

Zhou Yu nodded lightly, "It's not ashamed. It's good to be a virgin!"

Zhang Sanfeng: "???"

"Children's urine restrains ghosts. In your virgin body, what you have is a hundred-year-old boy's urine."

"What kind of demons and ghosts, if you piss on them, you will definitely kill them."

Zhou Yu said with a smile.

Zhang Sanfeng's face twitched.

Director, I can't answer what you are saying.

I……

What's wrong with me being a child?

What's wrong with the old man guarding his body like a jade for the heroine Guo Xiang?
Have an opinion?

Zhang Sanfeng decided not to continue discussing this matter with Zhou Yu.

If the discussion continues, who knows how far it will go.

Although the small town can't be called prosperous, people come and go.

The clothes are very casual, including ancient costumes, tunic suits, and even some people in suits and leather shoes.

After all, it is the period of the Republic of China, and the clothes are still diverse.

"Uncle Jiu went to move the grave."

After inquiring, Zhou Yu and Zhang Sanfeng learned that today was the day when Uncle Jiu moved his grave.

Since Zhou Yu intends to recruit Uncle Jiu, he naturally wants to take a look.

Zhang Sanfeng is even more interested in the legendary zombies and ghosts, so he will definitely go there.

The two asked the townspeople, and then went up the mountain!

That is, the two of them went a little late.

The burial is over.

Uncle Jiu is preparing to take the body of Old Master Ren back to Yizhuang.

Uncle Jiu and Uncle Ying are very similar, with two sword eyebrows, giving people an indescribable feeling.

The red string of glutinous rice is still there today, but Lin Zhengying was not seen back then.

Ugh……

Zhou Yu sighed, it's okay.

At least, I saw Uncle Nine.

Zhou Yu looked around, looked at Uncle Jiu's apprentice, and smiled.

Qiusheng...

Maybe it's going to be a ghost.

After the undead knight Ning Caichen, his name Qiusheng will resound throughout the world.

In other words, are ghosts real?
One day, that feeling...

Is there any difference from real people?

Zhang Sanfeng also glanced at Qiusheng.

Can't be bothered, can't be bothered!
People like this, people who have indescribable things with ghosts...

Can't afford it!
"Uncle Nine!"

Zhou Yu stepped forward and said with a smile, "We heard your name and came to visit you, but we haven't found a place to live. I wonder if we can stay with you for a night?"

Uncle Jiu glanced at Zhou Yu and Zhang Sanfeng.

A little doll, an old man.

Well, who made my ninth uncle a good person based on kindness.

"Okay, you can go to Yizhuang with us today. Just don't be scared."

Uncle Jiu said.

Zhou Yu and Zhang Sanfeng nodded.

Several people returned to Yizhuang together.

Zhou Yu glanced at the sky, and then at his feet.

In this world, there are heaven and hell.

I don't know how strong the Heavenly Court and the Underworld are.

But little things.

Ninety-eight is all.

Several people returned to Yizhuang together.

"You two don't go out for a walk, and don't come out to see anything you hear tonight, okay?"

Uncle Jiu looked at Zhou Yu and Zhang Sanfeng and ordered.

Both nodded.

Uncle Jiu began to cast spells to deal with the zombies.

The movement of casting spells is smooth and flowing, and there is a feeling of a master.

Lin Fengjiao: Cultivation is a half-step acquired.

This weak and pitiful ah!

But Zhang Sanfeng didn't dare to underestimate Uncle Jiu, because...

This is a world of Taoism. Although Uncle Jiu is of great strength and status, but a please come down with a magic talisman...

All the gods and Buddhas in the sky can be moved, and the strength will definitely increase.

"Uncle Jiu, let me ask the old Taoist, since there are zombies and ghosts, does this world have heaven and hell?"

Zhang Sanfeng asked curiously.

Uncle Jiu nodded very cautiously, "Yes. The Underworld has always existed. As for the Heavenly Court, it cannot be said."

Zhang Sanfeng and Zhou Yu looked at each other, can't they say?
Why can't heaven say it?
Is it because of the end of the Dharma era, when the heaven and the earth are cut off, and the heaven and the world are separated, so it is impossible to easily manifest the holiness?

"Okay, you guys can rest!"

Uncle Jiu said.

Zhou Yu and Zhang Sanfeng looked at each other.

"Old Zhang, tonight that guy turned into a zombie, you want to show yourself to others, do you understand?"

Zhou Yu and Zhang Sanfeng returned to the room, Zhou Yu said with a smile.

"Understand!"

Zhang Sanfeng nodded without hesitation, "Isn't it just pretentious? The veteran knows it very well!"

Zhou Yu: Waterma!

When did you know the word pretense?
Zhang Sanfeng: The old Taoist has been reading books in the Knight Bureau, can you still not be clear?
Zhou Yu: "..."

"Director!"

Zhang Sanfeng said with a smile, "I have read a lot of materials and read a lot of articles. The old man has two suggestions. Director, please think about it."

Zhou Yu looked at Zhang Sanfeng in surprise, "What suggestion?"

"First of all, our chivalrous bureau is to act chivalrously. But, the chivalrous people are a little bit ruthless."

"I think the director should let them learn how to show off first!"

"Otherwise, what are we going to do as a hero?"

"Only by pretending to be aggressive can you show your holiness in front of others. The director should raise the schedule for this skill of pretending to be familiar to knights."

Zhang Sanfeng said with a smile.

Zhou Yu: "..."

It’s over.

Lao Zhang has learned to pretend.

It is also recommended that knights must learn this skill.

amount……

Don't say it, it's really okay!

Since you want to play tricks in the heavens and worlds, bah, you must learn to play tricks if you want to act chivalrously.

This proposal was passed.

"The second thing is about the issue of chivalrous value."

Zhang Sanfeng said with a smile, "Every time we deal with bad guys, we can't omit the knight value, we need them to contribute their skills..."

"This requires despicableness!"

"Only by being more despicable and shameless than the bad guys can you be a better chivalrous man!"

"That's true, but the old man always feels that..."

"You always ask people for exercises, what if they don't give you?"

"So, Director..."

"Do you think there are any techniques..."

"How about letting the bad guys directly contribute their skills?"

(End of this chapter)