I'm a fool and I'll add some

Chapter 10 Fighting Chicken

"Silly, don't you want to spray me?!"

Shuanzi wiped the tea off his face and said aggrievedly.

"Uh, I'm sorry! I thought of something just now, and I choked on a moment of anxiety!"

He Yuzhu apologized, "Don't worry, it's a good thing for you!"

Shuanzi said happily: "Could it be that you have figured it out and plan to buy my house?!"

He Yuzhu smiled and said: "I thought about it just now, you are right, maybe my friend will need to find other things in the warehouse in the future, I think your yard is big enough, maybe it is really useful, how about it, I'll give you 270 yuan! You sell me the house!"

"No, no, no, I won't sell it if it's less than three hundred!"

Shuan Zi repeatedly shook his head and said.

He Yuzhu said it casually, mainly because he was afraid that Shuanzi would see something, and the lion opened his mouth wide. Now Shuanzi still wanted three hundred, so he agreed.

Shuanzi was afraid that He Yuzhu would go back on his word, so he quickly took the household registration book and dragged He Yuzhu to the real estate bureau to transfer the ownership.

After completing the transfer, He Yuzhu gave Shuanzi 300 yuan on the spot, which was regarded as clearing the money.

Both of them smiled slyly, each had their own calculations, and they both felt that they were taking advantage anyway.

If you want to say that the cheapest station is naturally He Yuzhu, he transferred the furniture in the house to the nightclub world and sold it. He bought 560 million yuan, netted the losses from selling eggs, and made a net profit of 500 million yuan. You have to pass out.

Fortunately, Shuanzi didn't know it all the time, and always felt that he was making a lot of money. It wasn't until the 90s, when the courtyard house was to be demolished, and the subsidy was hundreds of thousands, that Shuanzi felt that he was at a disadvantage, and made troubles because of it!

This is something to be said for the time being!

The two left the real estate bureau and returned to the courtyard, where they found that everyone was in the front yard, as if holding a courtyard meeting.

I saw Xu Damao standing in the courtyard with his clothes on sticks in one hand and an old hen in the other, and said, "Everyone knows that my house lost an old hen yesterday..."

He Yuzhu listened nearby and quickly understood.

Xu Damao was unwilling to catch the chicken thief last time, and this time he was not at work and kept hiding to find the chicken thief.

No one showed up all morning, so Xu Damao simply let the old hen out. Unexpectedly, the old hen went to the front yard, and happened to meet a stick.

The stick stem saw that it was an old hen again, no matter whose family it belonged to, it ran out when no one caught it.

But he didn't know that Xu Damao had been staring at him secretly, so he immediately grabbed the stick.

It just so happened that the second uncle came back from get off work, knew about this, and under Xu Damao's instigation, he immediately held a meeting of the whole hospital to criticize Bang Geng's behavior of stealing chickens!
Just as the general meeting of the hospital started, He Yuzhu and Shuanzi came back just in time.

"Silly Zhu, you're back, save Sticky!"

Qin Huairu was weeping anxiously, and when he saw He Yuzhu coming back, he ran over quickly as if he had found the backbone.

"Sister Qin, don't worry!"

He Yuzhu couldn't be more happy to suffer, but Qin Huairu came over and begged, so he couldn't be indifferent, otherwise how could he take advantage of it in the future? !

He comforted Qin Huairu, pointed at Xu Damao and shouted: "Xu Damao, Banggen is still a child, it's too much for you to hold a meeting of the whole hospital just because of this little thing!"

"Ah! Bah! Silly Zhu, you are everywhere! It's not that your family lost a chicken, so you naturally said so!"

Xu Damao waved his hand impatiently, "Stay there, the three masters here make the decision, and you have no say!"

He Yuzhu angrily looked at the three uncles. The first uncle had a sullen face, the second uncle had a slight smile, and the third uncle also smiled. Obviously, this time the second and third uncles united to make the first uncle empty.

Otherwise, the General Assembly will not be held this time.

After all, he is a child, with the temper of an old man, he would only feel like making a fuss out of a molehill, and would not hold a general meeting of the whole hospital just because of this little matter.

The second uncle and the third uncle naturally felt that it was a big deal, but they saw the opportunity to attack the authority of the first uncle, so they insisted on holding a general meeting.

As for the stick, it's just an excuse.

He Yuzhu thought about it in an instant, and hated the second and third masters even more. In addition, it was Xu Damao's work, if he didn't do something, he would not be He Yuzhu.

He excused Qin Huairu to comfort Zhang on the side, came to the corner where there was no one, took out a hormone bullet pistol and shot Xu Damao, and then shot another shot at the chicken.

Because the hormone bullet pistol fires bullets silently and at an extremely fast speed, there is no feeling when hitting people or animals.

For a while, no one in the courtyard noticed.

A few seconds later, the corn's eyes turned red, and its sharp beak took a bite at Xu Damao's hand.

"Ouch! It hurts to death!"

Xu Damao let go of his hand and cried out in pain while covering the bleeding back of his hand.

The chicken continued to pounce towards Xu Damao like crazy, Xu Damao was so frightened that he directly pulled the stick to block in front of him.

No matter who that chicken is, whoever is in the way, Zhang Yawu will grab it randomly.

In the blink of an eye, there were scratches all over his arms, hands, and face, and he burst into tears from the pain.

In desperation, Qin Huairu rushed over immediately, trying to rescue Bang Gauge.

He Yuzhu quickly stopped him: "Hey, don't go. This chicken is probably crazy. He doesn't recognize his relatives. What if I catch you badly?!"

He was afraid that Qin Huairu's face would be disfigured by the disrespectful chicken, which would hinder his beauty.

"No, I'm going to save the stick!"

Qin Huairu said struggling desperately.

"Yes, yes! I'll go, I'll go, okay!"

He Yuzhu saw that the chicken ran away with Xu Damao, ran towards the three uncles, and followed closely behind. This time was just a good opportunity to pull the stick back.

Well, even if he doesn't go, there is no danger for Qin Huairu to go there now, even Bang Giao can run back by himself.

Now that he goes there by himself, at least he can increase his favorability. He doesn't care about the white-eyed wolf like BangGong, but Qin Huairu still wants to take advantage of it!
It was too late to say it, but He Yuzhu strode over and pulled the stick back quickly.

Qin Huairu was extremely happy, hugging the stick and weeping with joy.

Seeing this scene, Mrs. Zhang also secretly heaved a sigh of relief.

At this time, because Xu Damao ran towards the three uncles, the chicken flew over after him, and the three uncles also died one after another.

Xu Damao and the three uncles also ran around in fright, and ran into the crowd. The chicken was not afraid, it jumped over and grabbed anyone it saw, and pecked anyone it saw, screaming and screaming for a while...

However, the chicken's physique was relatively weak after all, and its potential was exhausted rapidly, and it soon fell to the ground and stopped moving.

"It's not moving, it's probably dead!"

"It's terrible, what happened to this chicken?!"

"Oh my god! Stop talking about chickens! My hands are bleeding, don't let me get sick from any more germs! Let's go to the hospital quickly!"

……

This time, many people were scratched and pecked.

The third master will calculate, greet me, and say: "Listen to me, big guy, this chicken will be like this no matter what disease it has, let's not talk about it for now, but it scratched us, we can't pay for the medical expenses by ourselves, who's chicken , someone must pay for everyone!"

(End of this chapter)