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Chapter 24
Chapter 24
He Yuzhu was quite happy at first. Since Erguotou can be made, he can also come to Moutai. Thinking about drinking Moutai every day, he is naturally very excited.
It's a pity that he soon discovered that the newly made Erguotou wine didn't seem to remove the effect of the Indian god oil, but strengthened it a lot.
Who dares to drink this stuff! ?
He Yuzhu had no choice but to give up his plan to make Moutai.
But after thinking about it, Zhengchou couldn't think of a way to punish Xu Damao, and now this bottle of wine can be used to punish Xu Damao.
He Yuzhu secretly mixed the bottle of wine with some water to make up one bottle, and then found a bottle cap to cover it, pretending to be new wine that had not been opened yet.
Of course, this wine cannot be put together with other wines, it must be put away when Xu Damao runs out of wine and comes to the cafeteria to get the wine.
He Yuzhu knew Xu Damao very well, as long as he came to get the wine by himself, he would drink the bottle of wine by himself, so that no one else would be involved.
Xu Damao deserved to be unlucky too. This afternoon, the factory leaders happened to have dinner and let Xu Damao accompany them.
He Yuzhu didn't wait long in the cafeteria when he saw Xu Damao wandering over to get a drink.
He Yuzhu kicked the box containing the wine, and immediately the box went under the cabinet, and kicked again, and the box that had been placed in advance and only one bottle of "Erguotou" appeared in its original place.
At this time, Xu Damao came over, squinted at He Yuzhu, snorted proudly, picked up the wine and walked back.
But he didn't notice He Yuzhu's proud smile.
As expected by He Yuzhu, the bottle of wine that Xu Damao took was indeed drunk by Xu Damao himself.
Xu Damao felt drowsy and thirsty, so he ran to the cafeteria behind to find water to drink, but he still couldn't quench his thirst after drinking a bowl of cold water.
He wanted to drink water again but found that there was no water. Xu Damao looked for water everywhere, and unknowingly walked to the pigsty where the pigs were raised in the cafeteria. Laughed and ran away.
He Yuzhu hummed a ditty and planned to go home.
After not walking far, he suddenly heard a woman calling for help, and ran over quickly, only to find a fat woman standing at the door of the pigsty. Inside the pigsty, Xu Damao was holding on to the fat woman's clothes, and she was so frightened that the fat woman kept calling for help!
"I'll go! Isn't this Zhu Bajie's second aunt?!"
He Yuzhu was shocked there.
"Silly Zhu, save me!"
The fat woman shouted happily when she saw He Yuzhu.
He Yuzhu agreed, ran over quickly, punched Xu Damao, and instantly helped the fat woman out of the siege.
The fat woman thanked her again and again, fearing that someone would come over, she left quickly.
He Yuzhu looked at Xu Damao who was lying in the pigsty writhing constantly, unable to get up, shook his head, and left quickly.
Before dawn the next day, Xu Damao was woken up by the stench of the pig pen.
He was so drunk that he couldn't remember what happened yesterday.
That's good, otherwise Xu Damao would probably collapse.
But even so, he found that his clothes were in one piece, and he felt a little cold in his heart.
He poked his head around to see that there was no one outside the pigsty, quickly put on his dirty clothes and left the pigsty, ran to the factory bathroom to take a shower, washed the clothes by the way, made a mistake, and found that the underpants were missing.
No need to ask, he must have fallen into the pigsty.
Xu Damao has no clothes to wear now, so he can't go there in wet clothes. It's winter now!
Speaking of which, it was a miracle that he didn't freeze to death in the pigsty.
Well, it was mainly because the Indian sacred oil had the effect of keeping out the cold that Xu Damao didn't get into trouble. This was what He Yuzhu had thought of in advance.
Xu Damao hurriedly dried his clothes, and when he got dressed and went to the pigsty, he found that all the workers had come to work.
He has no chance to go to the pigsty.
When he found an opportunity, he went to the pigsty, but found that he couldn't find his underpants.
He Yuzhu didn't even know that such a wonderful thing would happen. Later, Ma Hua accidentally said: "Master, when I went to feed the pigs, I found someone left a pair of underpants in the pigsty!"
"How did you do that?!"
He Yuzhu asked curiously.
"I picked it up with a tree branch and threw it in the trash, and now I'm probably being dragged away by the health team in a car!"
Ma Hua said.
He Yuzhu was secretly amused. He guessed that the pants belonged to Xu Damao. He lost his pants this time. Seeing what Xu Damao would say when he went back, Lou Xiaoe would probably go crazy!
Why, I asked you to destroy my love, this time I will also destroy your marriage!
Just thinking about it, Master Liu Cheng Liu from the workshop walked in and said with a smile, "Master He, are you busy?!"
When He Yuzhu saw that it was Liu Cheng, he immediately remembered the fat woman he met yesterday. That's right, the fat woman was Liu Cheng's daughter, Zhu Bajie and his second aunt!
In the plot, the old man even wanted to tell Sha Zhu about this, and Sha Zhu angrily scolded the old man!It can be seen how silly Zhu looks down on Liu Cheng's daughter!
"Master Liu, is something wrong with you?!"
He Yuzhu asked.
"Hehe, there is indeed something wrong, why don't we talk about it outside?!"
Liu Cheng asked with a smile.
He Yuzhu nodded, followed Liu Cheng out of the cafeteria, came to No Man's Land, and asked directly: "Master Liu, if my prediction is correct, you should come here for your daughter's affairs, right?!"
Liu Cheng smiled unnaturally and said, "That's true. My daughter was saved this time, thanks to your help. I'm here to thank you!"
"Hey, it's okay, no one would stand idly by when encountering such a thing! By the way, don't worry, I'll forget about it in a blink of an eye!"
"...Uh, it's okay to forget it now. My daughter has suffered a loss. I can't just let it go. I must make Xu Damao pay the price. Master He, how about letting Xu Damao divorce and marry my daughter?!"
"This, I think it's enough! I have something to say, Master Liu, don't be offended, the current situation is that Xu Damao is just messing with your daughter, and one is in the pigsty and the other is outside the pigsty. There is very little physical contact. If you want to use this matter to force Xu Damao to divorce, I guess there is no way!"
"Hey! I think so too. It's a pity that such a good son-in-law who can make money! By the way, Master He, I heard that you haven't dated yet. What do you think of my daughter?!"
"Um, thank you Master Liu for thinking of me, but unfortunately I mentioned my partner a few days ago. The matchmaker is Qin Huairu. You should know that Qin Huairu also works in the workshop!"
"Oh, Qin Huairu, that widow?! I know!"
Seeing that what He Yuzhu said was so detailed, Liu Cheng realized that it was true, so he had no choice but to give up the idea of recruiting a son-in-law.Continued: "Since Xu Damao can't accept the divorce, then we can only talk about money. I must pay compensation for this matter. As for this matter, Master He, you are a witness. It is not good for the other me to appear in your compound. Otherwise, my daughter's reputation will be ruined if the matter spreads! So this time I have to ask you to help me, talk to Xu Damao about this matter, and I'd better give me a satisfactory compensation, or I will sue the factory. Let Xu Damao eat and walk around!"
(End of this chapter)
He Yuzhu was quite happy at first. Since Erguotou can be made, he can also come to Moutai. Thinking about drinking Moutai every day, he is naturally very excited.
It's a pity that he soon discovered that the newly made Erguotou wine didn't seem to remove the effect of the Indian god oil, but strengthened it a lot.
Who dares to drink this stuff! ?
He Yuzhu had no choice but to give up his plan to make Moutai.
But after thinking about it, Zhengchou couldn't think of a way to punish Xu Damao, and now this bottle of wine can be used to punish Xu Damao.
He Yuzhu secretly mixed the bottle of wine with some water to make up one bottle, and then found a bottle cap to cover it, pretending to be new wine that had not been opened yet.
Of course, this wine cannot be put together with other wines, it must be put away when Xu Damao runs out of wine and comes to the cafeteria to get the wine.
He Yuzhu knew Xu Damao very well, as long as he came to get the wine by himself, he would drink the bottle of wine by himself, so that no one else would be involved.
Xu Damao deserved to be unlucky too. This afternoon, the factory leaders happened to have dinner and let Xu Damao accompany them.
He Yuzhu didn't wait long in the cafeteria when he saw Xu Damao wandering over to get a drink.
He Yuzhu kicked the box containing the wine, and immediately the box went under the cabinet, and kicked again, and the box that had been placed in advance and only one bottle of "Erguotou" appeared in its original place.
At this time, Xu Damao came over, squinted at He Yuzhu, snorted proudly, picked up the wine and walked back.
But he didn't notice He Yuzhu's proud smile.
As expected by He Yuzhu, the bottle of wine that Xu Damao took was indeed drunk by Xu Damao himself.
Xu Damao felt drowsy and thirsty, so he ran to the cafeteria behind to find water to drink, but he still couldn't quench his thirst after drinking a bowl of cold water.
He wanted to drink water again but found that there was no water. Xu Damao looked for water everywhere, and unknowingly walked to the pigsty where the pigs were raised in the cafeteria. Laughed and ran away.
He Yuzhu hummed a ditty and planned to go home.
After not walking far, he suddenly heard a woman calling for help, and ran over quickly, only to find a fat woman standing at the door of the pigsty. Inside the pigsty, Xu Damao was holding on to the fat woman's clothes, and she was so frightened that the fat woman kept calling for help!
"I'll go! Isn't this Zhu Bajie's second aunt?!"
He Yuzhu was shocked there.
"Silly Zhu, save me!"
The fat woman shouted happily when she saw He Yuzhu.
He Yuzhu agreed, ran over quickly, punched Xu Damao, and instantly helped the fat woman out of the siege.
The fat woman thanked her again and again, fearing that someone would come over, she left quickly.
He Yuzhu looked at Xu Damao who was lying in the pigsty writhing constantly, unable to get up, shook his head, and left quickly.
Before dawn the next day, Xu Damao was woken up by the stench of the pig pen.
He was so drunk that he couldn't remember what happened yesterday.
That's good, otherwise Xu Damao would probably collapse.
But even so, he found that his clothes were in one piece, and he felt a little cold in his heart.
He poked his head around to see that there was no one outside the pigsty, quickly put on his dirty clothes and left the pigsty, ran to the factory bathroom to take a shower, washed the clothes by the way, made a mistake, and found that the underpants were missing.
No need to ask, he must have fallen into the pigsty.
Xu Damao has no clothes to wear now, so he can't go there in wet clothes. It's winter now!
Speaking of which, it was a miracle that he didn't freeze to death in the pigsty.
Well, it was mainly because the Indian sacred oil had the effect of keeping out the cold that Xu Damao didn't get into trouble. This was what He Yuzhu had thought of in advance.
Xu Damao hurriedly dried his clothes, and when he got dressed and went to the pigsty, he found that all the workers had come to work.
He has no chance to go to the pigsty.
When he found an opportunity, he went to the pigsty, but found that he couldn't find his underpants.
He Yuzhu didn't even know that such a wonderful thing would happen. Later, Ma Hua accidentally said: "Master, when I went to feed the pigs, I found someone left a pair of underpants in the pigsty!"
"How did you do that?!"
He Yuzhu asked curiously.
"I picked it up with a tree branch and threw it in the trash, and now I'm probably being dragged away by the health team in a car!"
Ma Hua said.
He Yuzhu was secretly amused. He guessed that the pants belonged to Xu Damao. He lost his pants this time. Seeing what Xu Damao would say when he went back, Lou Xiaoe would probably go crazy!
Why, I asked you to destroy my love, this time I will also destroy your marriage!
Just thinking about it, Master Liu Cheng Liu from the workshop walked in and said with a smile, "Master He, are you busy?!"
When He Yuzhu saw that it was Liu Cheng, he immediately remembered the fat woman he met yesterday. That's right, the fat woman was Liu Cheng's daughter, Zhu Bajie and his second aunt!
In the plot, the old man even wanted to tell Sha Zhu about this, and Sha Zhu angrily scolded the old man!It can be seen how silly Zhu looks down on Liu Cheng's daughter!
"Master Liu, is something wrong with you?!"
He Yuzhu asked.
"Hehe, there is indeed something wrong, why don't we talk about it outside?!"
Liu Cheng asked with a smile.
He Yuzhu nodded, followed Liu Cheng out of the cafeteria, came to No Man's Land, and asked directly: "Master Liu, if my prediction is correct, you should come here for your daughter's affairs, right?!"
Liu Cheng smiled unnaturally and said, "That's true. My daughter was saved this time, thanks to your help. I'm here to thank you!"
"Hey, it's okay, no one would stand idly by when encountering such a thing! By the way, don't worry, I'll forget about it in a blink of an eye!"
"...Uh, it's okay to forget it now. My daughter has suffered a loss. I can't just let it go. I must make Xu Damao pay the price. Master He, how about letting Xu Damao divorce and marry my daughter?!"
"This, I think it's enough! I have something to say, Master Liu, don't be offended, the current situation is that Xu Damao is just messing with your daughter, and one is in the pigsty and the other is outside the pigsty. There is very little physical contact. If you want to use this matter to force Xu Damao to divorce, I guess there is no way!"
"Hey! I think so too. It's a pity that such a good son-in-law who can make money! By the way, Master He, I heard that you haven't dated yet. What do you think of my daughter?!"
"Um, thank you Master Liu for thinking of me, but unfortunately I mentioned my partner a few days ago. The matchmaker is Qin Huairu. You should know that Qin Huairu also works in the workshop!"
"Oh, Qin Huairu, that widow?! I know!"
Seeing that what He Yuzhu said was so detailed, Liu Cheng realized that it was true, so he had no choice but to give up the idea of recruiting a son-in-law.Continued: "Since Xu Damao can't accept the divorce, then we can only talk about money. I must pay compensation for this matter. As for this matter, Master He, you are a witness. It is not good for the other me to appear in your compound. Otherwise, my daughter's reputation will be ruined if the matter spreads! So this time I have to ask you to help me, talk to Xu Damao about this matter, and I'd better give me a satisfactory compensation, or I will sue the factory. Let Xu Damao eat and walk around!"
(End of this chapter)
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