i really don't want this system

Chapter 196
"Mr. Ye's couplet is the best in the Dragon Kingdom. I don't know if I can use the upper couplet to make a lower couplet." Bai Yu was not forgiving. When he stepped on himself, he was so angry that he vomited blood. Why did he want to praise you?My daughter is unparalleled in the world, don't blame Shu Shu for being cruel.

If the high-altitude couplets were not made by you, then no matter how you estimate it, it will be difficult to surpass that pair. In this way, the king of the first couplets in the Dragon Kingdom is simply a slap in the face.

Similarly, if high altitude is what you do, and now you don’t know why you refuse it, then I don’t believe you can still make a couplet comparable to that.

In this way, no matter whether you did it or not, as long as it does not reach the level of high altitude, it will be a slap in the face.

Bai Yu was scheming, and his eyes became more enthusiastic.

In desperation, Ye Mosheng had an idea

Although I didn't write the above, the couplet below gave me inspiration.

That's right, this was Ye Mosheng's own brainstorm, and it was the first time since he came to this world.

"Oh, I didn't expect the inspiration to come so quickly, so I'll share it with everyone." Ye Mosheng smiled slightly.

Giving Bai Yu a look that you understand, isn't it just rejecting your family Bai Zizai?It is said that there is no benevolence and righteousness in business, you are a bit stingy.

Originally, I didn't want to be noticed by everyone, but it turned out to be more concerned by everyone. In order to divert everyone's attention

Ye Mosheng blurted out the next couplet:

"The earth becomes rice paper and the rain becomes ink, who can write?"

(The author of this couplet adapted it himself based on the couplets on the Internet, the original couplet: The ground is paper and the rain is ink, which one is the book)
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I saw the second couplet turning into words one by one, rushing up to the sky, and the first couplet in the sky lingering and pathos.

After a long time, a couplet was born again, and it rose slowly to be juxtaposed with the previous one.

The crowd was in an uproar.

"This, this is the power of the master again?"

"I didn't expect this young man to be able to face each other in an instant."

"It's useless no matter how good it is, after all, it's not exam time anymore."

This second couplet was originally thought up by Ye Mosheng who was inspired by the lush greenery, but he didn't expect it to be comparable to the name of his previous life.

Bai Yu was stunned that this was all right. He wanted to embarrass this kid and come up with a high-level compliment, but he didn't expect to let him pretend to be a big fork and write such an excellent second line. If he didn't get noticed, he would be fine even if he didn't pass the examination. Enter.

The daughter is sorry, and the father gave a divine assist.

But I have to admire in my heart that this kid is so good

My daughter actually likes that stranger who has no name or surname, isn't it just a modern poem?What new genre, how can it compare to the young man in front of him, isn't he a good couplet?Isn't the poem beautiful?
That's right, Bai Yu is partial to classical poetry, and modern poetry is too superficial.

Dust settled for the first couplet.

The best two couplets have been born.

One is unknown, and the other is what the most handsome person on the scene did.

Many talented women at the scene looked at each other frequently, with secret promises.

It's obvious that you can rely on your face but rely on your talent. How embarrassing are those who can only rely on their talent to make a living.

Immediately afterwards, the first link of the second question flew out.

Obviously, the first couplet and the upper couplet became popular a lot.

The first couplet: Two boats race, the speed of the oar is not as fast as the sail

"This couplet is the simplest, I figured it out in less than a minute"

A young man said proudly.

"It's actually Nian Fengliu, a well-known talent in the devil's capital."

"Brother Nian, you were born at the wrong time. If you were in ancient times, you would be comparable to Liu Yong, who has been in brothels for more than ten years without spending a penny!"

"puff"

"Ha ha"

"Sure enough, he is a gifted scholar. Nian Fengliu is a romantic genius! His poems are always bold and unrestrained. Please Nian brother write a second couplet."

The tsundere man cupped his hands: "Nian made a fool of himself."

I saw the tsundere man pacing slightly to Leng Yue's side, and said affectionately:

"A hundred flowers compete for fragrance, but domestic flowers are not as good as wild flowers."

"Wonderful, Brother Nian, what a family flower is not as fragrant as wild flowers, great talent."

"He is indeed the most fashionable person in our magical city."

Leng Yue frowned and avoided the tsundere man's entanglement.

The tsundere man is being immersed in the praise of everyone, how can he let Leng Yue go, isn't this a slap in the face, my Nian Fengliu's romantic reputation is not in vain.

Unexpectedly, a face more arrogant than her appeared in front of her eyes, with disgust written all over her face.

The visitor is tall and has a somewhat elegant temperament. It can be seen that he has been influenced by culture since he was a child.Keep the beautiful woman he is going to tease behind.

"Who are you? Could it be that you think I'm right? No, you have the ability to be right." The tsundere man froze.Use couplets to divide your eyesight when teasing beauties.

"She's mine, stay away from her."

Ye Mosheng was a little stunned: I didn't expect that the giant baby Bai Zizai would become so courageous and responsible in the face of love. How could he still be a giant baby?

This is clearly a man, sure enough, love is magical.

Under the watchful eyes of everyone, the tsundere man can't be cowardly.

"What? Don't make excuses. Why don't you come out?"

"You think you're right, and who are the ones who praise you? Your poor manners can't even understand the topic, and you're so arrogant and simple. It's ridiculous." Bai Zizai snorted coldly, showing what it means to be arrogant , not Sissy.

The tsundere men who had praised them earlier couldn't hold it in any longer.

"I don't know which college's stunned head, such a simple topic is obvious, but also pretends to be profound and mysterious."

"Isn't this the leader of the younger generation of the Dragon Kingdom? No wonder the Dragon Kingdom has been overtaken by Fusang and Goryeo. It turns out that the leader is also a coward."

A man in a green padded jacket echoed: "I remember a video in which a father helped his child do his homework. The child watched 1+1 and wrestled his fingers and calculated it to be 2, and then 4+4 was calculated to be 8. At the time of 8+8, I found that my fingers were not enough, and cried loudly: "This question is so difficult! "Father comforted the child, it's okay, you can use your toes if you don't have enough fingers, the child took off his shoes and socks and finally completed this problem, and then came a 12+12, the child and father counted together for a long time and finally collapsed: math is too difficult gone."

"So, your story?"

"Tell us, for some people, no matter how simple it is, it's too difficult. Hahaha," the green-robed man said sarcastically.

Bai Yu threw her hands back and said with a sneer, "The toad out of the water wears a green coat."

"You, you, you spitting blood, bullying the small with the big." The green-robed man couldn't agree at all for a while, and hurriedly said that Bai Yu bullied the younger.

This hat is extremely insidious.

Ye Mosheng couldn't stand it anymore, even though he was killed by Bai Yu just now, but Bai Yu is also an acquaintance, not to mention that Bai Zizai is still a man who has a crush on him, how can he feel at ease when he sees everyone bullying him.

With a surge of pride, he stood together with Bai Yu.

"The little dog is ignorant and thinks the road is narrow; Mr. Bai, why bother with such an ignorant person? If the dog bites you, you can still bite back. Find a suitable time and have a barbecue."

"You, you, you are the dog, and your whole family are dogs."

"You say we are ignorant, okay, then you say that this question is so difficult."

"Xiaobai, explain it to them." Ye Mosheng felt that communicating with such a fool would lower his self-esteem.

The giant baby Bai Zizai nodded and said loudly: "This couplet seems simple, but it contains common sense in life. Is it really so? Of course there are more than that. This couplet is a homophonic couplet. Not only that, it also involves historical figures Lu Su and Fan Kuai. classic.

After finishing speaking, several people sneaked away one after another.

(End of this chapter)